Single Black Male Realities [Video]

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_D7-h5N8gw]

Another great video by my brother by another mother … GurlTalkkTV (if my mom was fron NY and lacked that unique DC appeal … sorry).

Here we take a look at the real life options presented to many of my fellow SBMs on any given night. Sometimes … the “craving” gets you … that inert desire to be pleased sexually by a member of the opposite sex … yet you find that all of the good ol Friends With Benefits are busy … so what to do. As its laid out … you have 3 options.

  1. Play Video Games (or watch a movie, program, blog, etc) and chill.
  2. Go to sleep …
  3. Call the “bottom chick”.

I won’t ruin the video for you, but unless the craving has turned into downright starvation and you are in need of a slump buster … I personally would stick with Option 1. History has shown us, the “bottom chick” is always the most fertile out of all the girls you mess with, and don’t get caught slipping …

Besides … you needed to catch up on Halo anyway.

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About SBM

Sean Blackman has written 397 posts on SBM.

Founder & Creator of SingleBlackMale.org. My healthy obsession with dating, relationships, and trying to identify and address the problems of dating in Black America. I also happen to be a mean sumb*tch who likes to hear himself talk ... but I'm funny though.

Comments

  1. Funny video. SBM is this what you do in your free time???

  2. SBM says:

    @Comeback: LOL. I don't have enough time to make videos, so I have to go find more creative individuals. His production quality is on point though. You say me and Anti should do a podcast, but I think me and you will be 10 times better.

  3. @ the podcast

    Well first you need to figure out how you can distort your voice. Wasn't it you who said that you needed to be anon? As if people go around trying to attach voices to faces.

  4. MIKKI says:

    Mikki is back in action!!!!!! (playin mission impossible theme song)

    This video was funny

  5. Hi Mikki where you been???? I thought you were serious about leaving SBM's blog!!!

  6. MIKKI says:

    I was serious!! then I thought about it and I just would miss yall to much so I came back.

  7. You know SBM don't mean no harm. I don't believe HE BELIEVES half of what he writes. He's provacative and likes to incite blog gender riots at times. And when he gets tired Anti comes in and takes over.

    glad you're back.

  8. SBM says:

    @Mikki: Baby … I knew you would be back.

    @Comeback: I believe what I write. I don't say things just to get a rise (unless its night time, we're bunned up, and the lights are off …).

    I'm really a nice guy … pinky swear

  9. antidater says:

    The prodigal Mikki. Welcome back.

    @SBM: You forgot option 4: planning world domination.

  10. MIKKI says:

    Yall are so sweet

  11. Tiffany In Houston says:

    That's real talk. I know a COUPLE of dudes who got caught up like that. Now they are paying 18 years of child support to a woman they wouldn't be caught dead with in broad daylight.

  12. trini says:

    that is so funny and so true. when your boys ask you, "where were you" always comin up with something stupid to say like "helpin my cousin move" or some junk. they damn well know they was at the dude lookin chick's house tryin to get some!

    fellas, sleep so you don't have to be embarrassed while running from her house at 3 am!

  13. This is a very funny video, i subscribe to him on youtube. His last option is commonly referred to as "nightriders" among my male friends. The female that you take out at night when no one is around.

  14. random and off topic

    I clicked back to the blog and seen a new set up..and i refreshed because i was wondering if I went to the wrong place so I refreshed again and realize you were changing the look…i seen you go through like 5 or 6 different looks..lol

  15. SBM says:

    @YBL: I know I should have waited until later … but I was impatient and wanted to see what the theme looked like.

    What do you think?

  16. I like the header, blue is my favorite color, but I feel like everything else is so plain and simple. I'm used to seeing "texture" on your page.

  17. overall i like the layout. But I'm not sure where the fire is coming from and how that ties into your "brand". Unless you want some type of symbolism for some of your arguements going up in flames.

  18. Mikki says:

    Maybe he thinks he's "HOT"……like fire

  19. Haddassah says:

    LOLOL! this is soo funny

  20. lol that video was hilarious

    and the fact that this theme is called mandingo is funny too

    - http://www.anythingblack.net

  21. SBM says:

    @Mikki & Comeback: If either of you want to help me design the logo I am desperately in need of, any help is appreciated. But if you didn't know … yes … I'm on fire. Thanks for asking.

    @AnythingBlack: When I say the name … I knew I had to do it!

  22. im down with number 3 after the baSKETBALL GAME

  23. "But if you didn’t know … yes … I’m on fire"

    not sure if thats ALWAYS a good thing. May wanna get that checked with a urologist!!!

    Just kidding LOL.

  24. SBM says:

    @RawDawgBuffalo: Lol … not sure what it is about the basketball game that does it for you … but I could see #3 definitely looking good after a long night at the club or out and your just not tired.

    @Comeback: What did you give me!?!?! I shoulda known it was a set up …

  25. SBM says:

    I just thought of this … but do things change if the sex is just really really good. If a person knows their not a dime, a nickel and only scoring a solid 3 … they might be willing to do all that freaky stuff that is illegal in some states!

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