Comments on: Simp: A Definition

By: Tina

Tina — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 01:35:31 +0000

Simps= no backbone. And SOOOOOOO uattractive. I value individuality. And I want a man who can dish it out, and take it. If I wanted someone to take care of me the rest of my life, I would be one of those grown ass people still living with mommy and daddy – I got this. My man has got to be confident (bordering egotistical), bold, and outgoing. If I have one more spine-less man hit on me by agreeing with EVERYTHING I say, I am going to VOMIT. Have some sense of self!! I don't want my man to buy me a prada so I have something to carry his balls in.

By: Don’t Buy Girls Drinks in the Club … PERIOD! — theFreshXpress.com — The PULSE of Young Black America

Fri, 02 Jul 2010 12:30:34 +0000

[...] Email This“Man … I bought that girl a drink and didn’t even get the number”“Ha ha … you simp ass b*tch”This conversation occurred so many times in college its not even funny. I tell people [...]

By: Don’t Buy Girls Drinks in the Club … PERIOD! | Single Black Male

Fri, 02 Jul 2010 07:15:03 +0000

[...] I bought that girl a drink and didn’t even get the number” “Ha ha … you simp ass [...]

By: Sowhatiff Jenkins

Sowhatiff Jenkins — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 12:53:38 +0000

A little late in reading this, but I must agree…while in theory, its nice to have a man that will do just about whatever you want, who the hell wants a punk? Not me, and probably not most women. A simp is not a "real man" by certain standards…and yeah that statement has all kinds of stereotypes of masculinity mixed in, but I like those stereotypes.

By: Single Black Male » Thursday Feature: It’s Still Tricking If You Got It

Single Black Male » Thursday Feature: It’s Still Tricking If You Got It — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 07:31:41 +0000

[...] the blog of Mr. Swagger. While the comments section has shown me that there are other fellow simp slayers out there … it’s always refreshing when someone takes the time to really point [...]

By: The Experiment (Part 1) « 35% Off…. (you do the math)

The Experiment (Part 1) « 35% Off…. (you do the math) — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 21:50:19 +0000

[...] the kitchen up and put the food away. John joe I must say is extremely thoughtful and helpful, kinda like a simp but in a nice sweet gesture way (oxymoron). He has always been the chivalrous type of guy, which he [...]

By: E.H.C.A (Emotionally-Happy-Cash-Account) « 35% Off…. (you do the math)

Wed, 07 May 2008 23:06:54 +0000

[...] of the emotional bank account isn’t new and we all know that. All I am doing is calling it in “simp”ler terms “Happy [...]

By: his little slut

his little slut — Fri, 02 May 2008 21:41:12 +0000

Ok so now I know what "simping" is. There has to be a happy medium between a selfish bastard and a simp, right? Because I have dated people who are the male version of this female you talk about. It's no better, lemme tell ya.

By: Hasani

Hasani — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 01:22:06 +0000

Im a simp…. but I think we already knew this.

hey SBM the girl you told me to dump came by and dumped me today. gave me the classic, its not you… its me line.

I need to change but I cant help it, I am just al roker type guy all the time .

By: Ms.Devereaux

Ms.Devereaux — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 01:08:17 +0000

SBM@ if you still have a cold try this it works, I do it whenever I feel a cold coming.

Ginger Tea

1 inch or so fresh ginger root, sliced thin or grated

1/2 a fresh lemon, sliced (peel & all)

1 clove garlic, mashed

~2 c water

Very generous spoonful honey

Place water, ginger, lemon, & garlic in saucepan; bring to boil, then turn

Down heat and simmer gently for 20 min. Strain into mugs and add

Honey. The tea *will* get stronger if you let it sit! Most invigorating!

The garlic adds a bit of bitterness, but the honey masks that. This tea is

Very soothing to the throat and warms and opens the chest and nasal

Passages

My way of 'nursing' you back to health from a distance.