Did Text Messaging Ruin Romance? … Naw

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“I haven’t talked to you in 4 days … whats wrong” “Haven’t talked to me … I sent you 1500 text messages. I know what you’ve been up to every hour” “I said talk” “What the f*ck …” I received a few emails asking me what I think about the use of text messaging for [...]

Laffy Taffy [Video]

There has been a decent amount of talk about my personal taste in music … so I decided to take it back to one of the classics … a true great in the history of ignorance music. Not only did this dance have scores of people doing a simple dance that consisted of looking from [...]

Too Much … Need Rest

I’m back from bike week and I must recouperate. Here are some highlights. Left about 5 hours late. Got there too late for the party I was looking forward to since last year (missed is last year and heard great things). Motorcycle got left at home because of some complications that occurred about 48 hours [...]

Black Bike Week 2008

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What am I doing today … Loading my bike on the back of a pickup. Picking up two (maybe 3) of my good friends. Driving 7 hours south to Myrtle Beach. Breathing in the ignorance. Black Bike Week is just this huge celebration of ignorance. You have people not wearing any type of protective equipment [...]

Rantings of an SBM

Its like a freestyle for my mind … enjoy! I think I may officially have a fear of commitment. I will admit that I may be close to actually finding someone who will convince me to give up my “selfish” ways. This may be an interesting time … just might be. If I were to [...]

She Ugly [VIDEO]

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNlHpTbeCIA&NR=1] This one is short and sweet, but I thought I’d share this with my family as I plan to head to Myrtle Beach for the craziness of Black Bike Week. I know this is gonna happen to me at least 4 times while down there (happened like 6 times last year … but I’m [...]

Homies Over Hoes

“What happened to you yesterday … you were supposed to give me a ride to the shop. I had to take 5 buses and was 3 hours late” “Yeah man … this girl I was trying to get at hit me up to go out” “WTF man … H.O.H. Man!” “H.O.H.???” “Homies over hoes … [...]

Do I steal her man?: SBM Answers

Here is a scenario given to me by a reader. This one was a head scratcher. Ok here’s the deal. I have a friend, who’s just a friend, who’s married and his wife is cheating on him and I’ve been talking to him about his problems telling him he shouldn’t give up on his marriage, [...]

Sacrifices: I have to give up what!?

When I bought my motorcycle I was visiting my friend and talking to her mother. She wasn’t really in support of my recent purchase, but did conclude with “well … its good you get it out of your system now … because your wife will make you give it up when you get married!”. I [...]

Smell Yo Dick: Don’t you trust me! [VIDEO]

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruef7aYCEbc] Someone sent me this as just a random video on youtube that was funny, but I couldn’t help but think of the bigger issue behind the concept. To those who can’t or don’t care to watch it, here is the story: – Man comes back from club – The girlfriend has been sent pictures [...]