Its Friday .. so time for me to get some things off my chest.
- Sometimes I fear I’m gonna have to sell, close, or scale back on this blog to keep my sanity. I can live with the time commitment … but dealing with all this drama is draining. I tell ya … just saps at your soul to watch your own people bicker and then have one in particular label you an instigator … go figure.
- My birthday is soon approaching. I don’t know how I feel about that. I have been told I should embrace it and enjoy the fact that I’m getting older … but f* that … I’m still trying to be young and dumb for a little longer.
- Apparently there have been some allegations flying around her about me (of course only from one person). If it didn’t annoy me so much … I think I would die laughing. I guess its like Kat Williams said … everyone needs hater’s to let them know their doing well. As he said “If you got 14 [people] hating on you … you shouldn’t be complaining … you need to figure how to be at 16 by the end of the summer.” Here’s to picking up a few more.
- Apparently a friend of mine has trouble telling people he has a girlfriend. I don’t know why … its so easy. “Hey … they got free pizza in the break room”. “Really?! I should take a slice for my girlfriend”. I mean … your average conversation gives you a million and one instances to drop that tidbit. Who knows … maybe its just me.
- I want a really really great bachelor party when I get married. I don’t believe in infidelity or cheating … but its needs to tsunami in the strip club (or wherever we are). So far I’m thinking a hotel suite, a whole bunch of chicken, more liquor than any group of people could consume, and a whole team of strippers representing 5 of the great states known for stripping (all in the south)!
- Who thought of the cumshot in porn? I mean … I will actually argue a lot of stuff isn’t actually degrading (strip clubs included) … but who thought to end every porn scene with a guy cumming on a girl’s face? Even I gotta think … damn.
That’s it from me … now I want to hear from you. Whats bothering you, annoying you, making you happy, consuming your thoughts, or just in your head right now?
RANT!
LMAO @ the amount of thought you've put into your bachelor party? Um, do you even have a girlfriend yet? Don't you think you're getting ahead of yourself, LOL
My only rant today is I'm leaving my current job for another one. I originally scheduled my last day to be the 30th. Yesterday, the guy who is the boss of me "suggested" I move my date up to Monday unless I wanted to leave Friday afternoon (today). I really feel like I'm being pushed out. Five people have left in the past eight months and they didn't ask either of them to leave early. I shouldn't be mad, they are going to pay me for next week as if I was still working (meaning they aren't taking it out of the vacation days they have to pay out to me) but I definitely feel some kind of way about being "asked" (read: forced) to leave not on my own terms. It sort of feels like I've been informally fired and they're giving me a week of severance ah well, i'm on paid vacation next week, who wants to hang!
Im angry with Teacia
last week on a blog post I said I ws off to boxing and she wished me to get knocked out (which is rare because we wear such padded gear)
MY old decrepid ass pulled a muscle in my lower back comming off a dig and my partner clobbered me by accident. Im so hurt and laid out… thank god Im dating a doctor. but I am angry with you Teacia for hexing me.
SBM, I know I sound overly preachy about how men should act… but I am rather grimy when it comes to the batchlor party. I always thought the batchlor SHOULD be having stripper muff on his person… its the last hurrah. I never looked at it as cheating, because look.. they are professionals! My baby brother gets married in 4 weeks. (the irony he is marrying a doctor) whats the plan for the batchlor party? Ya we gonna eat steak and play volleyball with some boardgames or dungeons and dragons thrown in. The best mans wedding was 3 weeks ago…. we did paintball.
no strippers, no women, No scavenger hunts where you had to collect numbers from bar sluts… nothing.
1)I am turning into such an evil no good bastard. SBM warned me of the powers of the dark side. It started out as me just taking SBMs advice to try out but I cant seem to shake it. it seems like all I do is be an asshole to miss alaska, and she keeps bursting out into tears, calling me a bastard and then professing how she loves the way I make her feel. I have absolute control of the situation and the worst part is I could care less about her or how I treat her now.
look what you and anti have done to me.
2) Im really turning evil. I had my 48th date lastnight. I actually found and courted the arch enemy of "miss may." the sista she hates more than life itself.. My whole intention is just to get a picture of her and me tonight together and put it on myspace so miss may will be pissed off. yes I am feeling elation off the pain of others who have crossed me.
Our date was a surprising success and I actually got a kiss on the first date and she gave an audible exhale after wards. good sign for our 2nd date which she already planed for tonight.
Here here, the bachelor party should be complete and utter hedonism! Everything you can do without actually cheating! I fully expect my future husband to have a damn blast…cuz me and my girls will be in St. Lucia somewhere having one as well (might not get as outrageous as I expect the guys will) but do it BIG!
1) Even reading and typing the word LIQUOR is making my head spin.
2) Katt Williams also mentioned that blk people should stick to one kind of beverage. Cognac is my beverage of choice but whew….beers, martinis, shot, shot, beer, shot…..
3) I can't hang like I use to. Once upon a time, Thursdays were my cut up night…now, I'm walking into work late with a stomach ache.
4) After last night, I must be getting old. No wait, I'm growing out of my old self. Not a bad thing.
1. Sani baby I love you too…nice to know you keep me in your thoughts.
Feel better sweetie…(and yes I mean it)
2. Dammit, I'm only one shy of 16 for the summer…come on any new takers…lol…aww i'm sure i'll make it happen in Miami next weekend…getting close I tell ya…although I think I'll raise that goal to 20.
3. I wish folks would stop stalking my cyber thoughts(fellas included)…no I'm not closing up my myspace page(except to Hasani, his lurking kinda creeps me out). I'll send you a body shot Sani baby so you won't miss me as much.
4. I slept in this morning and stolled in to work like I have no schedule, my boss was on her way out to do some shopping…and you know why, because it's "i don't give a damn" Fridays!!!
5. I wish my job was pushing me out because I had a better opportunity awaiting me…and they're going to pay me too…sheeeeeit, count me in!!! (love you Bree)
6. I really need to get LAID…just like last Friday, and the Friday before it, and the muthafuggin 3 Fridays before that…celibacy huh…now whose bright idea was this shit again…bullshit i tell ya!
send me the pic after you have gone to Miami and gotten that skin nice and onyx like…. Im cleaning up my desktop to make room. Ill have to toggle between that damn fine picture of TheRenegade and Tiffy in her lime green dress though.
lol…u know u wrong for that sh!t Hasani…lol. i'm not even going there…i got you on the pic though.
@Teacia—your #3 is what I'm experiencing on my blog…I have an ex who continously reads it, I'm talking several times a day…so I gave him something to read and dedicated a post to him, "Dear John", needless to say he got a little pissed…that I called him a 'thought stalker'.
1. I'm not in a social mood this weekend, but I've already made 3 committments that I totally forgot about…and the only one I'm interested in involves a reggae music & wine outdoor festival..but of course it might rain tomorrow.
2. I've come to the conclusion that the significant other bores the crap out of me and I can't put any more time or effort into the relationship. My idea of spending time with someone does not involve watching 4 tv shows back to back (I don't even watch tv at home) and talking about work…and if he calls me 'little baby' one more time I'm going to scream. I realize there is an age difference (i'm 31, he's 41) but damn, I'm a grown ass woman. So he will be getting "the talk" on Sunday.
3. My mother and her sorors are having an art party at my house on Sat. I am definitely not interested in having 40, 50+ year old women, telling me why I'm single.
4. If someone else asks me if I'm looking forward to turning 32, I'm going to scream. Shit, I still look 25.
Oh yeah, my take on bachelor parties is that they should be stupid and all out IGNANT Freakfests all around. Tons of strippers, tons of liquor…just an all out madhouse…NOT!!
SBM while there should be strippers and liquor, damn…have some respect for your future wife/girlfriend…uhhh do you even have a girlfriend yet….inquiring minds a.k.a. nosey ass people(i.e. me) would like to you.
Hasani it's not the devil's fault that you're turning into a "garden variety tool" with little to no emotion…feels good to do what you want doesn't it…uh huh, that's what I thought. Get it out of your system, your body has been craving assholitis for 16 years now…embrace it for a year or two and then get back on your grown man.
…God I hope we didn't just create a monster. *praying quietly for his safe and unscathed return*
*sidenote* I think I may visit a stripclub next weekend in Miami…after all that's where the fellas are.
@ Funke: Girl I read that post and it was funty as hell!!! I say a lot on my page, my status messages are indicators of how I feel, so I say read it, digest it and be done with it…but please don't ask me about it cause you may get your feelings hurt. I know what it's like when something/someone lose their luster…it absolutely sucks.
And I feel you on the going out tip…I have plans in the morning to go bike riding…don't want to go, I have plans tomorrow night at my homegirls crib…she's having a rooftop party, should be fun but i'm not feeling at all social right now.
And Sunday…well that's the lord's day and I plan to do exactly what he did and rest…which means no hair, no makeup, no ironing, no nothing…so no church. *saying another silent prayer for my soul*
@Bree: I would be taking my ass to the crib so fast their heads would spin!! And you getting paid for it??? Man, chunk them the duece and enjoy your vacay..it's going to be a while before the next one.
@Funky: I thought I told you to stick some p*ssy in his mouth. Did that not work??????
@SBM: Don't shut us down. Start banning mothafuckas. I bet they get the hint then.
I'll be back.
@Teacia: Man, I feel you on that "I just rolled in late, but I ain't tripping because it's Friday, and I wish somebody would say something stupid to me, or they gon get read real quick" attitude. Cuz, that's exactly the BS I'm on today. I'm headed straight to the airport when I get off, so my mind is pretty much already in the A right now. LOL!!
Body Tap here I come! I don't know why, but I love going to strip clubs with my male friends. We always have a blast! Any other ladies on here agree?
As for the bachelor party . . . I think that's pretty much a free pass to do whatever you want. Do the fool as you please . . . better now than later. Besides, it will forever remain a fond memory for your man and his friends. I don't plan on getting married anytime soon, so I haven't given my bachelorette party much thought.
Lastnight, a couple of my friends and I went out for a few drinks, pretty much because once trainig camp starts, they will be on lock until the preseason. So, I suggested we go to a "white" spot in this swanky little area in Houston called the Village. Is it just me, or do ya'll agree that white people know how to party? It doesn't matter what you have on, how bad your day was, etc, as long as the beer is free flowing! LOL!! This place makes drinks the way I like'em . . . all spirits and a splash of whatever else for a lil flavor. I guess that kinda explains me waking up with a headache and strolling in an hour late for work. Love it!
Check it out: http://thereal7.blogspot.com/
Tiffany . . . chunk deuce . . . I LOVE IT!! H-Town stay down, noumtalkinbout . . . LOL!!
That kinda makes me wanna sing a song:
Draped up and dripped out, know what I'm talkin' bout, 3 in the morning, gettin' the gat out the stash spot, firin' up a fat sweet . . . Showing naked @ss in the Great State of Texas, home of the players, so there'll never be no plexin', so long we been waitin', never ever hatin', in Houston we elbows, in Cali, they daytons . . . Lend me your ear because the soufside finna wreck!
Man, hol'up!! LOL!!
Renegade…I used to love going to the strip club with my friends in Tampa…they always had me rolling…and you know they hit it hard in the offseason…every Friday and Sat before the club…and sometimes even afterwards. Now I'm in Jax and most of my friends are college educated folk who don't hit up the club as often, but I enjoy going…you can pick up a few tricks, even a few dollars that are sprinkled waywardly into the air. I find it comical how much money is thrown around in strip clubs…Miami especially, you can leave with a hunnit bucks just from being amongst the frey…lol.
My bachelorette party will have both male and female strippers…gotta make the ladies sweat a little…we all know some of them have a few secret fantasies…lol…i kid i kid…maybe.
"…stick something in his mouth. Like your pussy. Bet his ass shuts up then."
…still my ABSOLUTE FAVORITE LINE EVER used on this site and the follow up response, "I thought I told you to stick some p*ssy in his mouth. Did that not work??????" definitely receives first runner up position…ROTFLMAO!!!!!
Thanks TIH gurl…you just made my "i don't give a f*ck" Friday that much sweeter!!
@Tiffany In Houston….Girl, I've just about lost all interest in that aspect of him. If you bore me one way, I'm completely turned off.
@Teacia…Right now I'm just going to do the wine festival…you can't beat getting 3 bottles of wine and sitting under a tree getting toasted and slow grinding to some reggae music..LOL!
Renegade: Zales is having a sale… I can get you a pretty nice solitare.. please god just say yes… wait…hold on a sec…. am i begging? GAWD DAMN SIMP IMPULSES
Another rant…
Dear niggas: (black people, stop reading here)
IM tired of you thinking you should get PRAISE for taking care of your children. please… just stop it.
My trifelin ass Godsons father… makes over 90k a year… but claims we dont "APPRECIATE" his whopping FOUR THOUSAND dollars a year to support his son. four thousand. I make 15 dollars an hour and take little man to breakfast every sunday morning, take him for haircuts and other random stuff. a higher % of my pay goes to YOUR child than what YOU put in.
Stop thinking your a super hero for doing what your supposed to do.
"Im a good mommy" god damnit YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE. does your employer pay you on the back for comming to work?
and NO im not going to pat you on the back for doing parent things like taking your kids to practice, spending 3/4 of your pay on them, and not dating or going to the club because you have children. those are also expected of you…. just because there are WORSE people than you, dont use them as the standard.
Try to be like Earl Woods and not joe thug and Shareef Hood.
@HNIC: LOL!! It's okay, I seem to have that effect on men . . . even if they aren't "simps." JK, LOL!
Hasani sweetie…exhale…lol. Let me find out that you recognized your begging and actually stopped it yourself…*hi five* for progression…and yall thought he couldn't do it. I had faith in you Sani baby the entire time.
And I'm feeling your baby daddy rant…you don't get kudos for doing what you're supposed to do. You had the kid, taking good care of said child is an expectation…you gets no cookie cake just for showing up and being there.
And your friend needs to take his complaining behind to court for an increase…I get twice as much as that annually and my daughter's dad makes significantly less…just a thought.
Rant continued:
7. I just had a damn panic attack on a freaking Friday…are you f*cking kidding me?!?!?!? I really need to relax and take it easy…I'm driving myself crazy stressing over sh!t I can't control.
8. I really need to get more involved in local politics if I'm serious about making a difference in our community…I've spent enough time watching on the sidelines running up my blood pressure over the pure f*ckery I witness on a daily in this highly segregated and quietly racist city.
9. I really need some dick…I think the lack thereof is actually having a negative effect on my health!!
Ohhhh Funke can I come…I may even find me a jump-off to help cure me of my illness?!?!?!?
@ Teacia and Tiffany – Ya'll are right, I'm trippin! After this free Bennihana's lunch they just fed me wears off, I'm going to finish my "knowledge transfer", go take a nap in the Relaxation Room (yes, we have one but no one ever uses it), do my exit interview and I'm OUTTIE!
@Teacia – I'm so with you…celibacy is for suckas and ugly people! I called myself going on a sex fast (this might be TMI) no sex, no talking dirty, no pornos, no pleasuring myself…WHY THE HELL would anyone inflict that on themselves….I must be crazy cuz I sure as hell ain't no sucka and for damn sho ain't ugly. LMBO
yeah chic i was completely suckered into this shit…he better bring his A-game cause i'm riding his ass raw ya' heard me.
Dayummm…If you planning a party.. Let me know. I'll add some Texas flava and I'll bring a few bottles of Vodka!
Oh yeah…and there's nothing wrong with gettin a year older.. You can still be dumb at any age…lol
And I'm pissed off that alot of my ex's are calling me in the same week. Cant they space each other's calls out over a month? Hell I didn't hit'em all up in the same week…. They are creating way too many hook up options and confusion. I gotta learn to prioritize them.
TGIF! I got a bottle of Grey Goose..and I'm ready for the weekend!
HNIC, I could not agree more with you. I can't stand trife parents. You made the decision to create, and upon discovery of conception, chose not to abort. Thus, you are SUPPOSED to do all of the things you are doing! I can't stand sorry fathers, but to see a triflin' mother exacerbates my discontent, seeing as you hold the power to have the baby or not. No child asked to be here, thus you should be busting your @ss to make life comfortable for them. I can personally speak about this, because I have a cousin who is sorry as can sorry can get when it comes to her daughter. For a while, my uncle and aunt were caring for her child, but it began to be a burden given their older lifestyle and careers. So, eventually one of our other family members who can't bear children adopted her. The little kid is gorgeous and sharp as a whistle, and most importantly, does not seem affected by the tomfoolery of her birth mother.
Essentially, I just think it's ridiculous for you to be a trife parent. HNIC, you should slap the mess out of your godson's monkey @ss father! You make 90k, and only spend 4k on your kid!!! What does that pay for these days? That's not even 5% of what you make!! It's nice to know that you honor the commitment of a God parent, and take steps to enrich the boy's life. Man, I'd talk soooo bad to ol' dude.
@Teacia…There will be men everywhere tomorrow..it's about 6 of us females and about 10 men going..what happens at the wine festival stays at the wine festival…lol
Oh how I love me a niggasis…*sighing*…oh well to home I go. I have this stupid project that I must finish this weekend…so let me bounce up out of here. Hold it down folk…I just realized that Freckles didn't rant today…man I wonder if she ever did get that White Castles she longed for.
Ms. D what it do…keep ya head up girl!!!
Later folks!
@Funky: I don't get an invite … I like wine … I'm Caribbean … I live down the street.
@Renegade: My heart swelled up ass I read those lyrics you posted. I'm gonna bang my screw all the way home on the ride back. Apparently you haven't seen my 80 posts praising screw and the secret search for a girl into it (I know the version you might bang aint screwed … but call it wishful thinking).
@Teacia: When I go without sex its like being high all day long. I can't focus, can't think, I get lost, little things confuse me … its horrible.
@Bree: What the hell were you thinking? Not even self stimulation … trying to join a convent?
@Eathan: You got a point about that age thing … hmmmmm.
Good day people!
My rants…
-God has blessed me too much for me to lose the faith now. I know he has a plan I just wish I knew…lol But I trust him. I really need to get back into my Bible I can tell the difference.
-Whats up Teacia?!
-I don't like when people are flat out rude to me. Sometimes people can be just assholes for no reason and yet they are suppose to be friends…weird(humans disgust me sometimes)
-I am disappointed in myself for giving in this week.
-LOL @ #4,5 SBM rants.
-Where is Comeback?
-I guess I should pack so I can go back to Chicago and get back on the grind.
-My new motto: 'Start hustling ended up Ballin'… Im a little ghetto.
-I am so excited about going to the Frankie Beverly and Maze concert.
-SBM keep your blog and just kick the rude people out of your house. Don't let these folks drain your energy. Some of them need to get real anyway.
Thats it for now…Im out! Have a good weekend folks.
@SBM…Shoot me an email and I'll send you the details..it's sat/sun.
So that little internet break didn't last long…I came home and started doing absolutely nothing…I swear I'm a super procrastinator!!
Ms. D, guuuuurl Frankie Beverly and Maze I just love me some dem…they're going to be here next weekend, next Friday to be exact and I soooo want to go, but my friend is a little young(i know going against the grain here) and I don't think he'll be able to appreciate the quali-tay of music they provide…oh well i digress…*sighing.*
SBM you be showing out…but you're young so it's to be expected.
I got a job!!!!
repeat… I got a job!!
Ya know… Im kinda happy and excited, so this wont make much sense, but then again thats why its a rant.
I got my new job the old fashioned way…….sex
oh come now… black men have been sleeping with women outside our culture for many decades to get what they need, I guess why would a new millennium change things. Miss ER told me she was working on getting me a job, but I never take anyone seriously when they say such things, I pretty much rely on myself.
I get to make 3 times as much as I currently do for an 18 week assignment but working the 3 nights per week that I currently have off. So since she went out of her way to get me in, and we dont know what the future brings, I guess my dating life just came to a close til november.
Money cant buy you nappyness…. but damn I must say Im very much grinning at the moment .
wonder what this does to my relationship with my ditsy blond doctor though?
@HNIC: Congrads on your new job! What will you be doing? Are you saying you slept with a chick to get a new job…LOL!?
Umm Teacia.. it wasnt a baby daddy rant… its a nigga rant. so the stupid ass baby mothers, mothers, fostermothers or any caretaker of a child that I see in the club tryin to hollar at me and my crew when they should have they ass home lookin after their child so he dosent mug me for my wallet in 10 years.
Im tired of goin on black planet and seein chicks wit all these pics of them in the club taken recently…. yet have black children at home to raise.
and fathers, baby daddy or what have you… dont think you special because your not the black stereotype deadbeat dad. dat shit is yo job nicca. if you got a problem wit it… dont have a child next time.
ITS A RANT DAMNIT!!
SBM, are you from the H?
I love screw, grew up on it, back when it was on the gray tapes. Only real "screwheads" and people from Houston know what I mean.
The lyrics to that song . . . I can sing them in my sleep. That is a Houston classic at it's best!!! I have it in both versions (s&c and regular), and tons of other stuff, even the Michael Watts. Have you ever listened to "Before the Kappa 2k1?" It's one of my favs? Ever heard ant of the FA series? OMG, now those, are REALLY WHAT THAT IS!!!!
I'll leave you with this:
-Catch me at the Kappa, I'm a Kappin' Kappa slappa, plus a Kappin' Kappa Jacka, slash Kappin' cash stacka, call the tow truck cuz 50/50 gon' wreck it, a woodpecka seen my steering wheel and start packing…
-Chunkin' up the deuce and givin' n's dab, ya know the soufside actin' bad on the slab . . .
-Welcome to the land where where it just don't stop, trunks pop, tops drop, and the front ends hop
I can keep going! Man, hol'up!!
One time for the job hookup…sex is definitely a great(and surefire) way to get a job(kids stay in school). One time for the 300% raise too…Comeback would be sooo proud, or at the very least a little less disgusted…lol.
I'm super happy for you Sani baby(for real)!!!
And my bad…I feel you on the "correction:nigga rant"…although every parent is entitled to a night out every once and a while…come on now have a heart.
As far as the doctor goes, you've gotten what you needed so do you. At least that's the advice you gave SBM on Monday…so I'm assuming that's you're plan as well…good luck with that one though.
…tread lightly mister.
@Renegade: How old are you? You know SBM is just a baby…LOL!!!
Old enough to be able to recite those lyrics. LOL!!!! How old is SBM???
mid 20's read the about me on the blog site.
But miss renegade Im a grizzled, and distinguished 30 year old brotha… I come complete with salt and pepper beard too
I hear Im "not bad to look at", "surprisingly good looking", "cute" and "not very Al Roker looking"… accordingtto various women on this site.
I need to know that ring size though… by the looks of you… umm… dress size 6 ring size 6?
oh and the ring is going to be "3 months pay at my pay" size based on THIS MORNINGS salary…. not now…
lol…look who moves on quickly…damn Sani the girl has been gone for less than a day.
@SBM….no, i got this weird idea that I want to be "clear headed" when I come into 30…which really translates to horny as f*ck…whatever dude i'm inviting to my bday party as my special guest betta get his damn weight up…i feel real sorry for his ass already! GRRRRRR
@Sani…um, why mommas can't be at the club…in case u weren't aware, the club is at night when the lil black children need to be their asses asleep! LMAO…look, a happy mommie is a good mommie, i need my nights out from time to time…otherwise..i dunno, child services might be making regular visits to my house!
@HNIC: You may have officially earned your "nickname" from me and can be called HNIC. You tripled your income and as a result of getting pussy. Man … I'm about to cry. Also, for practically the whole day you have been playing nice. Damn … just does my spirit well.
Now you just need to stop talking to Renegade cause I believe she came to my site and me and her got that screw connection.
@Teacia: What is this … showing out? Is that like a country version of lunching … do tell.
@Renegade: From the DC area, just spent a little time in Austin (I know … its not Houston … but still). Been listening to screw for bout 4 years, so don't got them classics down … but listen to it all the time. I remember Slim Thug back with the Boss Hog Outlaws. Paul Wall and Cham before the beef. Mike Jones before we learned his name. And if you got some albums to send me … my collection is severely suffering. One of the better compilations I like is the "Slowing Down Your Trunk" series. Only got two of em … but I listen to them all day on my bike … all day.
@SBM……….bachelor party please call me.
Rants Raw………
1. I have been looking for a job now going on 2mths…..can't secure one yet. The economy is so f**ked up that this shit is starting to get to me.
Is it only me or do current employers want to check ur references?……. Eventhough I consider myself to be a hardworking brother and desire to be treated equally with every other employees. My references aren't that great………..Should I lie to this employers?
2. Women……..
I meet this chick about a year ago….she gave me her are digits………which was fine. I started calling, but she wouldn't give me her time to chat..But I kept pushing. 6mths later we went out on a date……Which was great……. I will definately like to see her again……{my thoughts}.
We kept contact…… and now she wouldn't stop calling me. I didn't even smack dat yet….but she loves my conversations. She is single and so am I………I mean we talk about everything….Today she asked me out to go to the movies and i said no…… Really, I don't want to be around a woman if we aren't dating or f**king…….LMao. For how long are we going to talk and hangout and not take it to the next level….. Really, I would love to have her as my girlfriend………But for how long is shit going to continue………Sick of women sometimes………ANY ADVICE?
3. Is it hot?……..or it's just me.
4. Is there anything wrong with a man that listens to love songs?………. Could he be in love and yet single?………..Is the a single female for me out there?…Hmm…….. Or is there something wrong with a man that is very picky when it comes to women?……..Maybe it will take awhile before i get my next bump and grind………HELLO!
4. Where da party @……….eventhough i feel depressed.
@Lion…um, have u told her u'd like to have her as ur girlfriend? if so, i'm sure some f*cking wuld follow. but u sure as hell won't get any f*cking and girlfriendin' if u don't "hangout".
@Lion: lie your ass off…like they say, fake it until you make it. I understand that this isn't the greatest advice but lie, lie, lie…and this is coming from a chic who has always been able to get a pretty good job. Yeah use your friends as your old supervisor, be creative with the title of your last position…after all your friends are the ones who are verifying it. Now I wouldn't go as far as to say to make up an entire job, but feel free to extend the dates a bit in your favor. I know all of this sounds highly unethical but honestly it's hard out there these days…so do what you have to to get ahead.
As far as the chic goes, have you told her how you felt…damn not most men say that they want someone as their girlfriend, and even when they do say it, they don't act like it and blatantly disrespect them whenever they get the itch. If you come correct with her and she declines then it's time for you to keep it moving, no one deserves to be strung along like that, if she leaves it open then keep it moving…she's obviously only sticking around for selfish reasons(i.e. you're an emotion filler). But I do think that you should get right on with it…good luck.
Love songs are great…SBM doesn't listen to R&B, which is probably why his "dick won't allow him to be compassionate and show emotion"…so I don't think he can help you with that quandry…but love songs are great. I know I'm a chic but I listen to them at work, it means you have an optimistic spirit…there's a lot to be said about a man who embraces love through song. Don't change a thing, she'll be in your presence before you know it.
SBM: ahh I see you saw renegades picture as well…..
I think you should just do the right thang and succeed this one to your elder. Renegade needs an older geekier man. didnt you get the memo that salt and peppa beards are totally in this season? And she already said "kappa kappa" like a zillion times in her one post… its obvious she loves nupes son…. heres a 20 go have a lap dance on me.
besides…> EVERYONE likes a man with a north jersey accent..
"eyyyy how YOU doin" (said like Joey from friends)
my money's on hnic….. The raise gave him swag. Sbm charge it to the game. Happy bday mayne, 1984 was a good year. Very good year.
SBM…reference the bachelor party—that's called planning ahead. Now all you have to do is find the right woman…lol
Let's see, my rants for the week would be:
Why do men lie and say they don't have any kids but let it slip they have to go pick up little Jimmy from their babies mama house? WTF. First time I'm hearing about a babies mama, a kid…makes me wonder what else ol' boy is lying about.
Reference birthdays–yes SBM, embrace getting older. As I approach a year older, I'm embracing and thankful, but why am I tripping off these few gray strands–they will be history next week when I get my hair dyed. Now I just have to decide if I want to go brown or red.
My cell phone stop working and I had to get a new one sent to me but I refused to pay to get my contact numbers transferred when it should be a free service. Someone called me tonight and asked why he hadn't heard from me. I was like dang, it took you two weeks to realize you hadn't heard from me…that's how long I've been without my old cell phone.
I'm about to go watch Katt Williams on DVD. I love that line about the hating…but as the southern rapper said, "shake dem haters off." (I can't remember what rapper…that song came out so long ago).
Anyway, I'm off now.
I love the Kat Williams reference. And I love that joke.
I was just having an argument with a good friend about how degrading it is to cum on a girls face… he didnt understand. it was sad.
"…he didnt understand. it was sad."
LMAO…it is sad. I know a chic who got ocular herpes in high school for letting a man come on her face…undoubtedly she was white. *smh*…oh well, I digress.
QB, not only degrading but that kind of grosses me out…but hey, to each their own.
@HNIC: Naw man … I'm good. I just want some screw CDs. Kinda got someone special … can't speak on it now … but she might get a post soon.
But really … I just want some Screw CDs. I need a H-Town connect to move that stuff for me up North. Damn … can't I just love the music.
can you translate that into suburban negro format please?
Im from princeton…remember
@SBM: If you really want some screwed music let me know.
good morning people
@sani – I'm so proud of u
@ sbm your bachelor party is your last free moments, so party it up!
my rants are as follows
- I hate my job, while I thank God for a job I hate it.
- someone just gave me shit for writing an editorial for a gay magazine, yes I'm straight and to me writing is universal. I love to write, do u think people will associate me with being a lesbian beecause I write for their zine?
- I have to go see marylin mccoo with my mom tonite. pray I don't fall asleep.
- my sister just decided shes going to pack up her and her son and move to louisiana. she has no friends or family no job. I don't know what shes running from. maybe because for the past 3 months she's been screwing my exboyfriend
and it makes it really diffucult to be around. I prayed on it and let it go.
- my friend really thinks he does damage when we are having sex. its soooooooooooooo tiny.
- I have a crush on this guy who goes running where I power walk at. he's so hot!!!
-I lost 10 pounds this month and I'm toning like crazy..I am soo feeling this short cut and I'm feeling myself.
anyway I'm out…love yall..
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SBM let me find out that some other southern chic dun gon and snagged you up before I got a chance to work my black magic on you…gots to be more careful.
Sani baby he's talking about a CD…chopped and screwed…the man talks about it all the time, pay attention nah.
Akua I had a dude who swore he was going to put it on me…and even had the audacity to say that he was afraid to sleep with me out of fear that I was going to get hooked…now granted I kind of thought so too, the negro is 6'5 250…and when I tell you that he should have been shamed about his itsy bitsy little penis…guuuuurl I was more pissed that he actually believe that he had a big thing thing than the fact that the sex SUCKED and that I didn't have batteries to finish myself off!!! Don't you just hate that mess…*sighing*…niggas!!
Congrats on the weight loss too…my lazy butt should be down 10 pounds as well, but I've been coasting around 3 lately…gotta do better over the next few weeks. I was thinking about a cleanser to help jump start the process…Sani and Renegade any advice?!?
*sidenote* I love how everyone has adopted Hasani's nickname "Sani"…I feel as if I've done some good around here…lol. Now if only I can get everyone to catch on to ButtaRone…I kid SBM sweetie…I kid…lol.
Sani is a degrading name. I am HNIC… address me as such if you intend to respect me as a black male and member of this community.
thank you.
@sheila yeah it is pretty gross… okay it's really gross and I dont understand the appeal of it.
Hey SBM,
I'm sorry to hear the folks have you stressing over there. Here goes my rant.
~ Why do I sign up for overtime and then complain about it?
~ How old are you making/turning ( you know I'm from Louisiana…forgive me) ?
~ Allegations you say? and No comment on your friend isn't that normal these days for men?
~Speaking of strippers. Why do they charge women to more to get in? I went in with one of my guy friends and the drinks were mad cheap but he had to pay $20 for me to get in. No way I was paying. Hell I should have gotten in for free for being a woman. Isn't that some kind of discrimination? (googling that info)
~ Why do I hang out during the week….and then I'm too tired to hang out on the weekend?
~*waiving at Tecia* Everyone have a good weekend!
Go B.
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Men bother me on he daily…
some act dumb all the time… and some act like they know it all… but that;s nothing new
SO how old with you be?
@Go B i do the same damn thing. Sign up for that OT and then complain about it… i dont mind it if i sign up and can decide i dont want to work it, but once its set in stone and if i dont show up for the OT it will count against me then i HATE it.
and getting charged extra for the strip club is completely stupid! i have always been charged to get in a strip club but always less than the dudes i was with.
Hasani….I know you have a tag name but I really like your gov'ment name. Besides I never called you HNIC, I was introduced to you by everyone as Hasani…so it feels kind of weird changing it up now…and "Sani" is a term of endearment, it started out as a mocking term but I kind of like it now as sort of a sweet sentiment. Can I please call you Sani….pleeeeease?!?!?
Hey Go B…what's the deal chic! Any good hometown recipes for me this weekend?
…well i'm off for the second part of my "one helluva saturday" extravaganza…night all and BE SAFE!!
@teacia I think all men over 6 feet tall should come with a disclaimer.
"looks can be decieving!!"
the master cleanse is good If u want a 10 day jump start but it will break ur face out.
- what's the deal with anal sex? I'm petrified. the idea of me trusting someone enough to let them do that is rather scary. fellas tell me do u have to have it?
- I need a revolutionary love, a mind transforming soul tieing, enriching and enli
opps I got cut off.
I need an enriching and enlightening experience.
What I'm looking for in a man…
I just want a real man! Bottom line no if's, and's or but's about it. I'm
just tired of screaming " Ms. Independent". I've already proved to myself
and God, that I can have a good job, be a single mom, live my spiritual
life, and hold down my household. I've had my share of ups and downs and I
appreciate the experiences I've learned from all of my trials and
tribulations of life, But I've been "Ms. Independent" for quite sometime,
And I've had all the "me time" I need . I'm ready to have fun… I'm
yearning to depend on a man for a change. I know it's a little different
from what you hear now days. But I have all of this inner desire, that's
leaking from my heart. I wanna go back in time for a minute. I want a man
to gaze in my eyes and understand what's going on in my soul… I'm
looking for a man who wears his loyalty on his sleeve, I want to talk on
the phone to the wee hours in the morning and not even be tired when I get
up, I want to be high off life and life alone, I want a man that I can
get excited about when I hear his voice, I want to get chills with his
touch, I want to smile for no reason, I wanna glow in the dark, i want to
make love in the park. I want to inhale the scent of a real man, and I
want that scent to stay with me even when he's away. I need someone to
cook for, and not just food, I want to feed him mentally, spiritually,
emotionally, physically and sexually. I want to fulfill him by just being
me. I want a man to meet my inner soul before he meets me. I'm not
looking for any BS, I need a man to testify to my love, giving me the
truth, the whole truth and nothing else but the truth. I'm looking for
someone I can give 110% of my trust too. A man that's good to his mother
and understands the value of family. One who strives for perfection. One
who's not perfect, but perfect for me. I'm just a lonely queen with an
empty throne, I'm looking a king for my castle. I want a " Love Jones",
Brown Sugar, Mahogany inflected, twice blessed, soul tie kind of thing.
Signed Lovingly,
Akua..yea that's me
Akua tell me about it…I'm always pleasantly surprised when I find me a diamond in the rough…lol.
The Master Cleanse is what I normally do but I'm not in the mood for lemon juice and cheyenne pepper these days. I was thinking about more of a fruit cleanse. I just got my skin under wraps…I no longer have to wear foundation and that was after 2 months of glycolic chemical peels and another 2 months of using cleansing products with as much as 15% glycolic in them. But it was well worth the investment. Not quite where I am yet, I still have another 3 or so months before my face is right where I want it, but I'm afraid the master cleanse will set me back.
I guess I'll have to look some stuff up since Hasani hasn't chimed in with any advice…geesh.
Anul sex is for the birds…I'm afraid to have regular sex these days yet alone anul sex, and it hurts well before it feels good.
It definitely takes a lot of trust and lubrication. I make jokes about sex all the time and although it may seem that I'm quite liberal, the honest to God truth is that when it comes down to the deed itself I'm rather conservative. Besides taking a dump hurts…you hear that fellas…taking a dump hurts…so can you imagine what it feels like to have a hard(keyword: hard) object inserted into a hole that is built for soft objects(granted it's expandable)….yeah it's a thin line that's for dang sure.
I don't know, sex is not to be taken lightly…safe sex especially. I make vulgar jokes about it all the time, but the reality is that having unprotected sex can kill you…now ain't that some mess.
I say if you're in a committed relationship and you guys are being responsible, and you LOVE this person I see no issue in taking it "there" for your mate…quietly it is enjoyable at some point…once you get past the pain that is.
-It's Sunday, I should be on a plane back to Chicago but I am being so lazy.
-I can't stop listening to these songs!!! (Still A Man by Tony Toni Tone & E.N.S Keite Young)
- Ok seriously I am going to go pack so I can get back home.
Anal sex is a no-go zone!!
Why does Akua turn me on so much when she writes like that?
DIZZAAMN! Almost makes me want to take her out on a date and sweet talk her at night behind the scenes or something…… oh wait………
Teacia… no
Im confused. what types of jobs do you have to have that you have to sign up for overtime!?
What corporate company is so obsessed with cutting payroll that it makes us not only clock in but then sign up for overtime?????????? Tell me cuz Im so gonna put them on blast in an editorial.
Im thinking for my next editorial…. I need to write something not about dating and not about video game industry.
Im beginning to notice that there are no middle class jobs out there. Oh theres WORK but no jobs. By jobs im talkin your name is on the cubicle and you get health dental and stock options. I see temp agencies both day and night spring up on every corner and the full time placements on monster.com get slimmer and slimmer.
I am 30 years old with an average education (as far as university) I would think that I am below average and a dumb jock but lets not get it twisted, Im not exactly rainman. So with all that, I have only owned my own job ONE time in my life. as you can probably guess it was the "golden clinton era" of 2000 working for Mike Bloomberg.
So I have worked nothing but contract, temp,part time, and "under the table" gigs since then. I am now in a situation where I work 2 full time jobs and the job I am going into has little indian guys set up all around the room because they are taking over the jobs of every man in the room and moving the operation back to india. At my company I am watching the team I help build be torn apart piece by piece as the operation gets outsources to Malaysia.
I had an interview at JPMorgan Chase… and they are thinking of outsourcing as well…..
so if all of the middle class jobs that people with degrees can get are no longer jobs but "work"
and all of the high end jobs are making more money….
wouldnt this be a concern to black society since most of us are middle to lower middle class folk and these are the jobs we get anyways?
Yes Hasani it is and should definitely remain a concern…but i'll just wait for your editorial to expound.
@Lion: Forgive the late response … but I am a strong believer that guys don't need to listen to, sing, or promote love songs at all. It just messes up your senses and sense of "duty". We need to be able to take rejection without flinching and always remember that there are more "fish in the see". All that softness just makes things worst.
I completely feel you on why should we talk if we're not together and not f*cking. Hell, I'm probably gonna write about it soon … it's highly frustrating. Some girl had the audacity to be mad at me when I told her this tidbit of info. I agree … women can be too much.
Keep your head up man … hope your weekend went well.
I need others concerns and opinions and views ……..
hey say something cool enough and ill quote ya.
it seems to me…. now Im not comebackgirl claimin to be pullin down 150k and Im not Ms.May with a double PHD either, I conciter myself joe blow average and thus my concern is for my other middle and lower middle types.
Because temp agencies seem to be poping up in every hood and "staffing agencies" seem to hold all the "contract" jobs that are on monster.
@Teacia & Akua: When it comes to anal (being performed on women) … I say no pain no gain. Several times while giving head … my jaw locked up and my tongue got numb … but I'm no quitter. I'll be damned if my girl isn't gonna get that O!
Hasani you really should start a blog…and I don't mean this in a condescending way, but there are a lot of topics that you could discuss and people would be inclined to talk about in a different forum. For instance I would love to answer your call and give my opinion on the topic…however this is SBM's forum and it's about dating and relationships…and other black love related nonsense…so it's not really cool to go off on a tangent about something else…just a thought sweetie.
SBM I'm convinced that you are a nasty little freak…and not sure if it's in a good way.
I need a man. It's 12:48 in the AM and I have no one to talk to. I can't sleep, I'm bored as shit and I need some damn attention. I need someone who sacrifices some of their time for my sanity.
If I call anyone this late then it would be considered "booty call" territory, even if I'm calling to just chat it up until I'm sleepy.
I think it's funny how some expect things from you that they themselves will complain about if asked. If I stay up to talk to you b/c you just HAVE to hear my voice before going to sleep then why can't the same being expected on my end. Would I be wrong for calling your ass and waking you up and making you stay up until I fall asleep. Would it be wrong if I do the same for you even when it's not asked.
***I really need to take my ass to bed***
ya anyone who calls me at 12:48 is comming over and hoping in my bed… hell I may include dudes in that as well
@SBM: You mentioned that you spent a little time in Austin . . . did you go to the University of Texas??
@HNIC: Size 6 . . . good guess. Ring size: 7.5
And as for the affinity of Nupes . . . not so sure. (Those were just song lyrics.) In college, I really didn't care for SOME greek men. They all seemed like lames who reinvented themselves after pledging, and still failed to realize letters don't make you cool. You were weak before and after. However, my bestfriend is a Nupe. And before anyone pegs me as a hater . . . I am a member of only the most illustrious BGLO to grace this planet.
But now that I'm older I have much more tolerance for those men, seeing as they have grown up and learned that there's more to life.
Rants for the day: A sleepless weekend in the A has me sitting her drinking the blackest of coffee. God, how many more hours until this day is over . . .
I made it rain this weekend, and it was so much fun. Gotta support the "dancers," right?
Is anyone else on here from Houston? Just curious.
Maybe it's the Hamster's teeny effect. I wonder how brief he really is… He looks doll-sized in comparison to the other people.