**Admin Notes**
There is a new poll out. What do you think of “Video Girls (Hoes to some)”?
Also, you can now follow the stupid things I think throughout the day by watching my twitter feed. Its published on the side of my site for everyone to watch. Enjoy …
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I personally am a huge advocate of education … especially higher education. We already know that Educated Black People Rule, but this push comes from the fact that its what I believe will empower my people as a whole. It’s important.
So … I do several things to make sure I’m not just talking, but actually acting. With my fraternity (A Phi A … recognize) I have volunteered to teach and mentor “troubled” high school kids. I have volunteered with a local mentoring program near me (working with 4th graders) … and Big Brothers Big Sisters is the next step.
But … with all this work I do … there is one thing that I am particularly proud of. There is one thing that I do that helps me directly contribute to the well being and future of African Americans in dire need. It brings me great joy and I encourage you to all participate in this movement.
So what is it that I do … I make it rain!
Yes … the SBM College Fund has been enabling strippers across the US (and in the outlying states of Puerto Rico) to help pay for their college tuition. We all know that every stripper is only stripping becuase they want money in exchange for having a phat ass have college tuition to pay and school books to buy. We all know during the daylight that strippers are crazed sex fiends full-time college students, like in “Player’s Club”. So … we must support these hard working and educationally minded individuals.
I know there is going to be someone here saying “Strippers aren’t all in college” or “that’s just a lie they make up”. Blasphemy! I actually went to a strip club once with a friend in another college. He actually saw a girl who was in his biology class. We only felt it fitting to place a couple dollars on her spread eagle “special place” and then allow her and her friend to give us a private show.
Where is our recognition? Where is my plaque?
So, I want you to all go out tonight and start your own personal college fund. Sure … its a thankless job, but when that struggling young girls looks into your eyes as you place money for a new pencil into her g-string … you will be filled with that inner pride that I experience on a regular basis.
I might go and make a donation tonight …
interesting thought process there… ;o) i will remember this the next time i go to a strip club…
"So what is it that I do … I make it rain!"
…I swear before God that after reading the inspiring first half that once I got to this part I had to actually close my eyes to process just how IGNANT you actually are. Some days you make me proud to know you, but on others…yeah…well.
ya… how dare any woman expect money and gifts for having big boobs a weave in and glass heels on……………………….
wanna hear something that will make you boys cry. my strip club they dont even take off clothes…. yes yes I know what your thinkin, but my club has great wings and its one of the only places you can go and see an occasional indian and asian chick mixed in with the classic tall thin blond. and besides…. we gottta help them get their education!!
man… suge knight…. talk about keepin your woman in check.
I won't lie… I considered working at a strip club a few years ago somewhere far far away where no one would recognize me (as a pastor's daughter… I think it would have been frowned upon, lol). So instead I worked at Hooter's part time while working my full time office gig to pay for education and living expenses.
The college fund is a BEAUTIFUL thing! lol
Oh and P.S. – SBM You are CRAZY! lmao
HNIC are you talking about Hooters?
hey everybody… i have no witty comments today because FeFe is GRRRRREAT today. and in fact will feel this great for now until eternity. sighhh happy sighhhhh
yeah and i would really like to see how many strippers are actually students. i think its a whole lot less than we would think. although, a whole floor of girls in my dorm were strippers freshman year.
Shout out to Freckles…a fellow Hooters sister. I did an 8 month stint while in school in Tally, best tips by far. I know chics who work there now who make near 6 figures…I thought about shedding a few pounds and going back part time, lol…but at almost 30 there are better ways to make money.
ps. I have aspirations of being a Video Girl. lol. I would def do that before stripping.
I always wanted to be a video girl…. now, at 27 years old, I'm a little to old for it… but back in my young days, DEFINITELY. LOL.
As for strippers, went I went to EKU, a few of my dorm mates would actually go to Lexington to strip… Make that money girl. It's no fun being a broke college student!!!!!
@Teacia – KUDOS to you my fellow hooter sister! I was 25 when I worked at hooter's and I felt OLD then!!! lol. All the girls were between 18 and 21 years old. I actually enjoyed it until I had a regular customer gone stalker! *shivers*
@FeFe – don't feel bad. I've done something similar back in my 4-pack stomach days, lol. I also use to work promotions part time for 3 years (which is excellent money if you have the energy to entertain club life thru the week and weekends)… but when I turned 26 or 27.. I was over the skimpy outfits and week day clubbing.
@SBM – You are a good one. The only thing I pay for in the ta-ta bar is drinks. I refuse to pay to get teased. I just won't pay for a woman built like Esther Baxter to pop her ass on me then leave. I get left stiff and with less money in my pocket.
@Nikki – I think every girl at one time or another wouldn't have minded being the girl in someone's video. LoL. I know once upon a time I would have paid to be in Method Man's joints! lmao!
Some of the women in the videos are models & some are dancers and play the role of the leading lady in the video. They make very good money (and they're not hoes).
However, the Luke videos with the hookers and hoes in it… well, they don't get paid. They get exposure and possibly f**ed after the shoot. LMAO.
@Ms. Freckles: Never the Luke girls! LOL. The Freaky Reds and Cocoa's can have those. But Method Man: ANYDAY…. or a smooth R&B chick.
@Nicki Sunshine – You can still do it. Just stick to R&B videos. lol
@Ms. Freckles – You dont want to come out of retirement?
@Humble:
I'd be too scared my church members'll see….
@Humble – My daddy would fly here from Detroit and kick my grown butt. He found out I worked at hooters AFTER I quit!!! lmao!!! And he was never a fan of the promotional stuff. But naw… I think I'll stay retired (who knows that could change when my 4-pack tummy comes back! lmao).
I think my @ss is to old to work at Hooters now but it has been a life long dream LOL.
I had a friend in college who stripped but it was at a gentlemen's club, but I think you have to be REALLY REALLY focused on your focus-cause she dropped out in like Sophomore year. Come to think of it. I don't know any happily ever after stripper stories, there all rather tragic.
I'll always root for the underdog from the craddle to the grave…but I'm thinkikg there might be a better way to pay for college than to be a straight up stripper. I need to see some type of interview to believe that these women actually FINISH higher ed institutions.
I have a couple good friends who stripped and paid for their undergrad and grad degrees. Those heffas making well in the six figures or close to it now! I always thought I was too petite to shake my tail feather in a gentlemen's club… but trust, if I was in better shape and had a nicer bootie… I would probably do a amature night just cause! lmao
If I had a big ole Southern butt, I'd just stand there and make it clap… one of my white girl friends is an ex dancer… she knows how to do all that stuff. LOL. I'm thinking of asking her for lessons… gotta please that husband (whenver he comes)
LOL SBM…I was starting to play violins in the background then I realized what was really going on. Ironically enough I have ONE friend whose a stripper BUT I have so many friends who are shot girls (might as well be strippers). I was never so adventurous, but I do love me a shotgirl…they're quite fun. Plus you can learn alot from them.
Beyond that there are only two strip clubs for blacks in my town.
Let's just say she used a Clorox wipe on her va-jay-jay…how in the hell? Why would you?????
Now as for the men…well no..but there are male review nights and I, sadly, have reviewed…hey my friend was dating one and I had to get that government name
Now if any of you catch a stripper named Hurricane…whew check that out-took me on stage…I ain't sure what position I was in yet..but there were four other girls…he was too old for college but eyyy…I tipped.
Ahh-screw it…I'm going to the strip club tonight. Anyone up? Maybe this should be the outing on me for SBM, Anti, Humble, Whyso and the good men for appreciation day!
@Humble: What do you mean you just pay for drinks? I will admit I don't really make it rain … but I def will throw a couple tips and get a few dances. Just something to pass the time.
@Hasani: That whole bikini bar is some NJ BS. Why am I paying you money to just stand there looking good and not showing your titties?!?!?!
@The Women: What kind of dimes do we have here that we have Video Girl prospects and Hooters Alumni? I'm saying … whats good with the "Women of SBM" calendar? I swear I'll keep it high class. The best airbrushing and nothing that will get you fired. Send picture submissions to sbm@singleblackmale.net
LMAO @ Clorox wipe on the va-jay-jay…
I'm going to need her to just hop in the shower versus putting harsh chemicals on her goodie-cave. No no no.
"Women of SBM” calendar? I swear I’ll keep it high class. The best airbrushing and nothing that will get you fired. Send picture submissions to sbm@singleblackmale.net"
thats actually a good idea SBM…but where are the proceeds going?? charity??? strippers??
I used to want to work at Hooters SO BAD my freshman year in college…mostly because I had actual Hooters. But, *sigh* school and my social life took up enough time, plus I already had one full scholarship and one 75% scholarship so I didn't really need the money.
@Nicki: MANN you have no idea how bad I wanted to be a video girl back in the day! LOL. There are a lot of chics from my modeling troupe that have been in videos, I just never got around to it.
@Ms. Freckles: wanted to be a stripper too (i'm noticing a trend here, lmao)…could never bring myself to it. The farthest I got was signing up with a local "stripper broker" and dubbing myself "brownie spice" but every time she paged me for a gig i was busy kicking it with my friends or studying…so it didn't work out. Wait…i did go to one gig…the guy tried to convince me that he was a cop waiting to bust some strippers for prostitution and said he'd let me go, but could he please look at my cooch….yyyyeeaaaahhh uh NO FOOL! I'm actually glad he turned out to be a dud…I swear I probably wouldn't have been able to go through with it.
@SBM: YOU IS A DAMN FOOL! I was all ready to be inspired and shyt! Well thanks for waking my brain up this morning.
LOl @ Jaclynn… girl you are pure comedy. I've seen one male stripper at a Bachelorette party and he grossed me out. It was my first time and I guess he could tell so he picked me up and was doing all this gross stuff…. I was so embarrassed and pulled my hat down over my face!!!!!! Never again for me!
Ew, then he went under the brides skirt. That was too much!!!!
@SBM – You know what! If it was a legitimate calendar, I'd be hella game. I'm such an exhibitionist at times…lmao. But uhhh, no.
@Comeback-Maybe NSBE, Unicef, Barack's Campaign (if done soon enough)!!!!
If it's Barack's campaign I'll buy and give as gifts.
I agree with Ms. Freckles, but you could NOT choose the wardrobe and there would have to be a female creative director.
@Bree – Yes, definitely a trend. lol. Ummm, you have me over here DYING at the cop tail!!!!! ROTFLMAO
Jaclynn thats smart. I like that.
@ Comeback – I concur. Definitely needs to be a female creative mastermind behind it. And ummm, WE choose our wardrobe! No lil'kim pasties for me!
@SMB: I agree with Comeback… where are the proceeds going?? The Obama fund? LOL.
@Bree: OKKK. You modeled??? Girl, I did a stint here in Kentucky but that doesn't count. LOL. This state sucks… the most major thing I did was steady Miller Lite promo… it was good money though..
If the proceeds are going to O'Bama… I'm down! Heck, I'll sell them to guys on my football team!
I began donating to the college fund before I was even in college!
@theLadies: Can the female creative director be either Prancer or Seezinz from Flavor of Love?
(Remember that episode?)
@Antidater: LOL. NEVERRRRRR on those creative director choices!
@Nicki-I think he's right. I mean their shit was good, but not necessarily the classiest so they can be creative director with Comeback as their supervisor.
@Anti-Before college? Damned they start early down there huh?
@Jacylnn: I send that… we need COMEBACK cause I know she will get with them if they come wrong. Flavor of Love girls are on the other side of the spectrum… the wrong one. LOL.
Yall are all a bunch of fools. I guess since I did commercials(kool aid comm w/ faded jumper and oversized orange shirt with a pony to the side…points for anyone who finds it…lol) as a kid I had no desire to be a video girl.
I did always want to be in the Fantasy Girl calendar at FAM though, almost went through with it but my bf at the time was tripping about the photo shoot(i knew i shouldn't have let that negro come)…oh well, such is life.
What about the men of SBM? Can we get a sexy men calendar going on?
Aiii lil mama…I'm from the 3-0-5, Miami-Daaade County!! We start young.
Who will be the director of sleaze for said calendar shoot? Someone's got to ensure that inappropriate shots and camera angles are included in this calendar!
@Teacia-Damned men. Always up in your business when they need to sit down. Are you keeping with the RNC?
@Ms. Freckles-it would work if you use them each 4 times, unless the sometime commenters like Junior and the Champ would come join!
@Ms. Freckles: Thank you! But please no Speedos!
Ooooooo The FANTASY GIRL calendar! I * knew a couple of those fantasy girls. * chuckle *
Hmmm… I can visiualize the sexy men of SBM in some various boxer briefs with the bodies oiled and welcoming. Freshly shaven heads….
Any takers? lol
If my 1 pack can magically turn into a 1 pack…I may just think about that calendar.
No speedos. I second that motion.
LOVES the boxer briefs… there is nothing sexier… oh the way they grip that thigh muscle. WOW….
" can visiualize the sexy men of SBM in some various boxer briefs with the bodies oiled and welcoming. Freshly shaven heads…."
Yes…baby oiled DOWN!!! I am visualizing.
Boxer briefs. That's all I ever wear
@Nicki-Absolutely. Maybe we should allow them to wear a sheet…*wondering if Anti would do it then*
@Ms. F-Did you just say freshly shaven heads? I'm all for it…but I like a low fade as well.
The men are like not responding so far we have Anti as a maybe…well looks like a yes in his boxer briefs
Comeback-Pass the coffee so I can focus and visualize as well.
and let yall's inspiration be the black fire fighter calender. 2004 edition.
@Jaclynn: They are scared….. I love a low fade… especially when his face is freshly shaved… DOES SOMETHING to me…. smooth facial hair like Gerald Levert (rest his soul) but he had the best facial hair.
Let's not get carried away. I'm not quite model material…I do get the feeling that the ladies of SBM are quite photogenic.
Good Morning….IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!
*ahem* back to the matter at hand…I was wondering where you were going with all the volunteer crap-o-la, cuz that's not what your blog is about.
Strippers just want the fast money – just like a drug dealer – it's a hustle. There are so many ways to make a buck without taking your clothes off and clapping your cheeks. Stripping in general – male or female – is ouright disgusting in my opinion. Am I disgusted with the person? No. More so the whole atmosphere. I don't buy into the whole, I strip for college. Just like I don't buy into the I sell drugs cuz I can't get a job. NEGRO PLEASE.
As far as video-hoes…they are just that….hoes! But there are some women who do videos that do not portray themselves as such. Now, I saw a video last night (bits and pieces) for Joe's new single (remember Joe – I wanna know what turns you on?) now he is a smooth-y smooth guy for grown folks and his video reflected just that – no catsuits, @ss shots, etc. But then again that was R&B, not hip-hop where you are most likely to see the video-hoe.
Happy Birthday Cuzzo!
Anti yeah a couple of my current homegirls are Fantasy Girl…including the infamous Harmony…I can't remember her calendar name but she looks like buffy the body except she's pretty.
I still kind of want to be a calendar girl…maybe I'll do a spread for my husband.
@Nicki-Yes he did. Can we play his music in the background at the shoot? I love it, ask Comeback.
@Anti-Don't sell yourself short, I'm sure you look fine.
@Cuzzo: I would seperate stripping and drug-dealing, the latter is illegal. And why do we call women of color dancing in hip hop videos "video hoes" whilst there white contemporaries are called "dancers"?
THERE WILL BE NO SEXY MEN CALENDAR SPONSORED BY THIS SITE!
@Anti: Sexy comes in all shapes.
@Jaclynn: Especially that last cd… makes me blush.
@SBM: DANG MAN!!!!
Look how it's so easy to start a SBM College Fund for the strippers but ask a brotha to pay a bill for his own girlfriend, and he'll flip a script LOL *SMH*
@westindianladee: I thought we already burned bras and established that women can pay their own bills, especially pre-marriage?
Anti – I don't know about anyone else but, I didn't say anything about color. hip-hop videos period portray the video hoe. i don't watch rock and roll, or country videos – we were talking about hip-hop, right? how many of those do we even see women of any other color in?
thanks for the bday shout Nicki
sistas Not to be lewd,but if you worked at hooters and made good money…. can Humble and i see your pic?
As far as a firefighter calendar… Ill pose for pics I never have a problem flexing for the camera
can i be Mr September?!
I agree with you wholeheartedly Antidater, just my observation w/ where the brothas like to make it rain.
The peeps on here have a lot in common – NSBE Region IV yo' mama in da house, although now I'm in DC where it's 2222222 Hype!!!! LOL
I don't know if this has been mentioned but have any of you ladies taken pole dancing classes? I started about 3 years ago and became addicted but due to rotations I don't go as much now (on call till 10pm)
It's a great workout and provides lovely toning. I'm very skilled at it now but won't do it for money..only private shows for my boo 
As far as video hoes… rock was the first to use them….. umm hellooOOOooo ZZtop anyone?
Back in the late 90's and early 2000's when it was cool to be a heavy black woman and young black men liked them that way…. there was no place to view them other than in videos. There was no magazine devoted to the 40 28 40 sista. so the only outlet those boy s had to view what they liuked was by seeing them in the videos. this is how they became so popular and mainstream.
Techno uses women in videos as well
@cuzzo: You're welcome.
@HNIC: OKKK. We have a go on one man…. Anti done gave us a possibility. SBM done veto'd us…. WE need more people!
@Belle: I want to take pole dancing classes… I think they don't even have them in this country arse city… We have a HOOD strip club called PHAT'S where they have ladies boxing.. I don't know if these are classes or what and I've thought about it but I'm nervous to find out.
Did anyone see the BET special, "Hip-Hop vs America"? I think there were a few series but one in particular was talking about the portrayal of the black woman in hip-hop videos. Deelicious (from flavor of love) was making the point that the video girl just appears in them to gain exposure.
SEXY BLACK MALE CALENDAR SPONORED BY SBM.COM?
forget the rest of you negros that are out of shape… Ill pick up fall and spring and the rest of you men…… all 3 of you that actually read this site….. can fill in the rest of the months.
damnit this is my chance to be the black tila tequila!!!
vote for HNIC!!
http://hotbloggercalendar.com/
Speaking of Deelicious… is that her in the Lollipop video??? I can't quite put my finger on it. That big weave was throwing me off.
@Cuzzo: First off…Happy Birthday!
Second…I can't defend hip hop today nor do I want to. I am, however, getting a little tired of the the media stereotype where a black woman in a hip hop video dancing and looking pretty is immediately classified as a hoe.
I thought you had to be "up to hoe activities, with hoe tendancies, with hoes as your friends and hoes as your enemies" to be a classified as such. I feel like the "video hoe" title is a further extension of – not hip hop or the black community- but America's disdain for black women and exclusion from the definition of beauty.
If you don't see any racism in that perhaps I ought to clean my dusty spectacles.
I thought that Hip Hop vs. America sucked and was super-one sided. There is no way that Nelly can prove that Tip Drill was a work of art, fair to women and that he somehow deserves the respect of black women – particularly Spelman women. I mean..can Hugh Heifner sit up front in the first pew at church on Sunday morning with his three girlfriends/wives and expect the congregation to respect him?
@SBM – HATER! Why can't the men do a calendar for us SBM supporters who happen to be ladies??? Double standard butt!
Happy Bday Cuzzo – Mine is Friday! Welcome fellow VIRGO!
(i'm not gonna say who this is directed to cuz they like to go off on tirades
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I had to watch a ZZ top video to see where this video hoe emerged. In the video for "Legs" – it looks like there is some type of story going on there – wouldn't consider that a hoe. And what year was that from cuz rap videos didn't start airing until late 1980's I believe. The hoe may not have emerged from the rap video – but it dang sure found a home there. I think producers of rap videos just got lazy – ie the song isn't all that interesting so lemme put a few scantly clad models girating next to ya, that'll jazz it up cuz i can't work with this drivel.
@Teacia…the fantasy girl calendar…oooh back in the day…I was going to do the calendar but seeing as my mother, grandmother, AND brother worked on campus I thought it wouldn't be a good idea
@HNIC…i'm down for you doing the calendar and i know we called a truce (well i did) but no, you cannot be my birth month…pick another…i'm saving mine for someone else like antidater or humble.
@Nicki…yes, I was in a modeling group on campus…i also did some stuff for a couple black sites (nothing too lewd) and after that mostly worked for two particular photographers just doing stuff for their portfolios. i got offers to do a lot of stuff while I was pregnant but by then i was determined to be a responsible adult with a career so i always had my nose in some finance book.
Thanks for the additional bday love Anti & Freckles (yay Virgo)
Anti – yes, there is racism in our portrayal – remember when blk women in movies were just mamies and crack-hoes? but it takes us to stop it. there are women who only do videos where they won't be scantly clad and if they are (example Ne-yo's – Stay with me video – not hip-hop, but just an example) it's a part of the story – not just p-poppin' for the sake of bad lyrics and an unimaginative producer.
i don't think the term video-hoe goes that deep as these women must be sleepin' around – it's just the term. kinda like porch monkey (u would get that if u saw clerks II)
I swear if I hadn't decided to play hookie today I would lose my job from ridiculously loud outbursts…lol.
…yall are a mess.
@Bree: Good Deal… and very responsible. I"m proud of ya… some people would've thrown caution to the wind.
@Bree: So let's say that I did end up in your birth month in a calendar…what would the theme be?
@Cuzzo: Wow. I spit… Porch monkey!!!! Oh my god… I know it's a bad term but it cracks me the hell up.
I can't stop laughing over here.
Can we just agreed the SUPERHEAD was the sluttiest, epitome of Video ho???
Anti u are a hot mess!!!
Jaclynn when are they going to start school for you guys…and did you find a spot yet?
@Teacia
"yeah a couple of my current homegirls are Fantasy Girl…including the infamous Harmony…I can’t remember her calendar name but she looks like buffy the body except she’s pretty."
You are playing games. You need to plug me, Anti, whyso, and HNIC with your connects.
reading comments…so wait…we can't have a sexy half naked black man calendar with fire men boots on.
nicely oiled down
yes Nicki – she IS (and always will be) – not was. The term jiggaboo always gets me laughin'. porch monkey I can understand but jiggaboo? what's that even mean? lol. and furthermore – does the term boo derive from it – yes, i ponder these types of things.
@Comeback – my sentiments exactly. I was looking forward to the male calendar. All oiled up and stuff, lol…
speaking of fine black men in boots http://www.billpickettrodeo.com/new/cowboys.html
the black rodeo will so be here.
@ Ms. Freckles…i'd like to objectify some men just once.
Comeback – a calender and a bullet – do I hear diagnosis for the celibacy blues? lol
@Breelicious – Are you coming out of retirement. I think the game needs you. Fantasy Girl 2010 perhaps?
@Cuzzo – I really dont remember video hoes really getting big until southern hip-hop became popular. Maybe because the strip-clubs are a big thing amongst men there. IDK. Are you from the south? Maybe some of the women here can comment on that.
Humble I'm not playing, go to the link and click on Gallery, scroll down until you get to Harmony…and click on her pic…you will see that she has one the baddest bodies out there…and it's all natural and toned.
I'm so jealous…lol.
Oh yeah, all these chics went to school in Tally…they pictures didn't use to be so ummm raunchy, the poses used to be tasteful but Aldrick has apparently lost his mind:
http://www.fantasyworldmodels.net/calandermain.ht…
@Comeback – I didn't know that was still around. I went a few times growing up. I even did a book report in elementary school on Bill Pickett.
Humble – nah, im from NYC son (everyone seems to think all new yorkers say son, lol) but i live in philly now. *trying to remember my first video hoe*
i would have to agree – east coast rap IS mostly about lyrical skill – rap game/crack game/fight the power/black man plight/yadda yadda yadda. southern rap is more like "get on the floor if u got that booty – UNCLE LUKE! aha!
"Comeback – a calender and a bullet – do I hear diagnosis for the celibacy blues? lol"
no blues here. LOL I sublimate (channel) like a mug. I'm bout to come out with a war and peace type novel.
@Teacia: dang, Harmony puts my ass to shame. I couldn't deal with all of that, lol!
@Cuzzo: yes that's where the term boo derived from, it's apparently what white men used to lay claim on the black women that they were taking(read raping)…I discussed it yesterday on VSB and got chewed out by some angry chic(who's not even from the south mind you) because my reference was oral history passed down from my grandmother and greatgrandmother, and even though some have taken the time to higlight it in certain urban dictionaries it still was not considered valid according to her, of course she loved using the word…oh well. I don't ever use it because of it's negative origin but to each his own.
@Humble: the men in the South have ALWAYS loved their women thicker, even when I was smaller my "thicker" friends got more of the attention, but somewhere around Freshman year my body caught up with my beauty and lawdy lawd it was all down hill from there…lol. But yeah men in the south frequent strip clubs and they love em thick in there too. And if yall didn't notice the thick girls didn't appear in videos until down south rap caught on and the rappers chose to highlight chics from around the way…and so the story goes.
Belle – i didn't even go to the link 4 the girl's picture but I already know, I don't want no big ol' wrap-around-@ss. can't stand the little attention I get now, not tryna hear DAAAAAAAMMMMNNNNNNN, all day. lol. imagine how many eye rolls that would conjure?
@Cuzzo: That one always makes me think of School Daze..
@Comeback: I browsed… trying to find a sexy one…. damn you can always spot a single girl. LOL.
LOL. I agree… it's a southern thing….. Atlanta, FLorida… all of that.
@ humble…yeah bill picket is still doing his rodeo.
@SBM – Yeah I only buy drinks in the ta-ta bar. I feel like I'm playing myself if I pay for a dance. Oh yeah, I nominate the following for creative director of this calendar
Esther Baxter, Lola Luv, Deelishis, Melyssa Ford and Buffy
wow Teacia. u've enlightened me. I thought that's where it was from. but, gee, i dunno if I can stop using it now. *Usher & Alicia Keyes in my head*
@ Nicki who needs sexy when you can rope cattle COME ON. you asking for too much.
@Cuzzo: I agree. I don't want extra attention! I have a hard time buying jeans so I know its gotta be a major pain for her.
I'll do the calendar. I'm about 50 steak dinners away though. lol. Filet mignon only, yall can sponsor
but yo, what up with all this celibacy talk? Saving all that good good. I want to be the lucky guy around when you all can't take it anymore
So I'm startin the anti-celibacy movement. Getting it in [monogamously] morning, noon and night!
why so serious!
@Teacia: Thank you! I had gotten bored with eyecandymodeling.com. Now * sob * I have a new * tears of joy * site I can turn to appreciate urban models
@Comeback: LOL!!!! I want to get roped…. Aw… giggitygiggity.
Belle – all these curvy women and no one can get the jeans right yet!
anyone tried house of dereon yet? or deelishis's line of denim? somehow dkny fit me well – go figure. I don't like my jeans looking damn near painted on when I'm only going to the grocery store.
whysoserious???? PEOPLE LIKE YOU make the struggle hard! LOL.
I am gonna need yall entrpreneurial sistas out there to solve the jeans and shoes crises. I hear lots of complaints. Comeback…why don't you conduct some market analysis?
@Cuzzo
"nah, im from NYC son (everyone seems to think all new yorkers say son, lol)"
You forgot dun and god. lol Yeah the music reflects the environment. Thats why the hip-hop coming out of my city is so diverse. Depending on who you meet from here you will get a different impresion of the city.
um why – weren't u sayin' u were celibate for a minute back in the day – or am i buggin'? can't just be freakin' all willy nilly like rabbits. that's what separates us from the animals.
I'd like the delegates to pass the ABM or anti-boo movement. *hands*
Humble – only ignoramous's say son & dun….and five-percenter's aka god bodies say god – something to do with them thinking men are god's
@Cuzzo: I love pzi jeans, you can't go wrong with them and the makers are a genius….ex http://webservices.advanceware.net/perazzib2c/Pro…. I saw pics of deelishis line and was very disappointed with the hemming and overall fit. I like citizens of humanity and dkny jeans. If you don't want your jeans to look painted on try a trouser fit; if you have a big butt do not wear jeans with pocket flaps in the rear.
@Cuzzo: I am with you on anit-boo. I hate that word…
@Teacia -You are right "thick" women didn't appear in videos until southern rap went national. I saw your girl Harmony. Harmony and all the other women on that site are built how I like women. You need to connect the fellas on SBM. I am sure it would be appreciated. You can send 2-3 to me with a plate of chicken, mac & cheese, cornbread, string beans, and monkey bread for dessert.
"Comeback…why don’t you conduct some market analysis?"
Its in progess…i was waiting for my intellecual to catch up to my chick-tastical girly nature. Ladies I've heard a lot of great things about http://www.pzijeans.com/ and http://www.svobodastyle.com/. I also personally like Nordstrom's KUT.
Belle – pzi – i'll have to look those up. citizens – i'll wait for those to show up in filene's basement b4 i buy a pair – cost too damn much! i'm a clothes whore (don't read too deep into the use of whore here ppl, lol – just a term – think of it as clothes mokey, better?) but I can't spend that much on clothes, I'd rather invest more in a purse or shoes – the sizes never change and they last longer
Damned. I went to go take a nap and I come back to this?!?!? Wow. So I'm gonna invest as Cuzzo said on clothes and shoes. Also perfume since I can't have my calendar and wouldn't want to smell like fish, funk or ass.
wtf@ Jaclynn LOL…we're gonna get the male calendar if I have to go on a photojournalist inside investigation LOL…@Cuzzo…Im a clothes wh$ore too, but im gonna go in recovery.
@Cuzzo – lol @ ignoramous. I think Black Thought or Malik B was the first person I heard say that. I know about the 5%ers they are here in Detroit. Being that the Gods and Earths started in NY the majority come from NY. People not from NY hear it and think it is slang.
@comeback-Girl I am ready when and where…i wanna do wardrobe..or lack thereof.
YAAAAY the site is back…uhhh i guess i'm a little late.
Cuzzo I'm all for starting the anti-boo movement, we just gotta get some of our elderly to videotape their experience with the word so that it can seem credible for the masses who refuse to give up such an ignant expression of affection.
Anti no problem…I'm a little shocked you didn't know about Fantasy World…Aldrick(the creator) is my homie and I'm actually a little disappointed with the presentation of the girls now.
HumbIe I don't know any of the new calendar girls but the ones in the 2006 calendar and before I know quite a few of them.
Ladies I need to try some of these jeans…cause I got a nice round little bootay and it's hard out here to find the right fit.
anyone else ready to go home?
oh and i dont like todays topic can you tell. sbm..not everyone gets a scholarship to go to school and a lot of those girls (some who i went to school with) are just trying to do whatever they can (with the time they have seeing that this is a night job and has flexible hours) but YOU did manage to put a good plug out there for yourself. yay sbm ! he loves the kids.. (backspaced my other smart as* comments.. )
Apparently my comment was marked as spam but I don't feel like retyping it so I will just wait for it to reappear. *sighing* I really should have taken my lazy tail to work today…NOT!
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whose got march!!!
Hasani no you the FY$UK didn't LOL…. More baby oil. and And you need some cowboy boots. it could work for the calendar. Anti, SBM, Why, Hum ???? we're waiting
Seriously though…i say the guys SHOULD do a calendar and donate to a worthy cause. That is a great idea.
No.
ok you can keep your clothes on. Just something kind of sexy, even a suit even. I think black women would eat it up. We love stuff like that.
I am trying to take another pic but Im too friggin shiny from the last one…I need to hop in the shower
I GOT FEB ON LOCK SON!!!
a SUIT?!!?!? ummm…. ok gimme a sec…. do I have to keep my clothes on with the suit?
Hasani how can you have feb and Sept??? anyway…i don't think many men are feeling this inspiration I've poured out here this afternoon. do you have to keep your clothes on??? YES OF COURSE. suit (incl shirt), tie, jacket optional…back to work.
LMAO!!!! OH HELL TO THE MUTHAFUGGIN NAAAAAW!!!
OMG, that was too much…Hasani you are a damn fool!…man and I had given up cursing and was doing pretty good, but that shit ryt there nigga, that shit ryt there…..lol.
Anti I loved your response, I could feel the serious tone.
Yeah I don't think they're feeling it all that much but Sani baby you get mad points for pandering to the ladies of SBM.net today…lol…priceless.
Cosign Antidater.
ok why so?…lion?? tiger??? bear?? oh my??? what about b??
@Teacia: remember the male calendar they put out our freshman year? I remember Akil and Stephan were in it…I had the biggest crush on Stephan back then. TJ Rose might've been in it too. From what I heard your boy (the creator of Fantasy girl) is a slime who uses the calendar to get booty, not to say he doesn't actually make money. I know not every girl in there gives him the goodies (I know quite a few of them too…hell anyone that went to FAM knows plenty of them) but there are a few who are slutastic enuff to do it…remember the chic from the first calendar with the swimsuit made out of paperclips? yeah…..
My booty has gotten significantly bigger since I moved to Atlanta…I have NOTHING on harmony..but I stopped fitting my jeans after a year here. Jeans haven't been an issue for me b/c I don't do the trendy jeans made by Beyonce, Nelly, or J-Lo…I just think I'm a little old to have sparklies and embroider and fake diamonds going all up and down my leg. Plus, the designers aren't designing to enhance your body type, just your booty type. Most women if you have big hips and are knock-need, you shouldn't be wearing jeans that are tight until they get to your angles…a truth I had to come to grips with. I go ahead and spend good money on trouser jeans, they fit my butt and hips well, they don't make me look like a stump and make my knees look stuck together, and they're classy. I can put on a sexy top and look like a sexy classy woman with a well shaped boot-ay, or i can throw on a button down and wear them to work without sending the old white men into cardiac arrest, or I can throw on a t-shirt and I look dressed down but not bummy.
*ankles*
ok, so i have to keep the jacket and shirt and suit on…. thats it? OMG PICTURES INCOMMING FOR MAY!!!
errrr… wait a sec I hate models for the month of may…. How about I do April.
How can I have Sept and Feb? Easy… we nly have 5 men. if I take up 6 months they can fill in the rest!
and NO… no cowboy boots and silly ish. I will take my clothes if it will empower the black male body and show how fine and dignified creatures god created us to be… with deep dark skin, high filled cheekbones, Amberwood colored eyes and hair as pitch as the night itself.
I wont however do silly shit because it demeans the black male image. the black male is no longer a puppet. our spirit and body is a free thing these days baybee.
I gotta hurry and take these pics… IM FRIGGIN STARVING!!!!!!!!!!
haha… make it rain? I'm a cheap aka practical type of brotha… so i'm not trying to make it rain… i just want it to SPRINKLE.. if i even go to the strip club. Usually they aren't my scene, but if there's a bachelor party..i might drop by for a min. I guess when I see the same ole fool in dancing with a 10 year college plan..I like to keep my dollas in my pocket.
SBM you really need to get help!!! How in the hell do you relate going to the strip club and donating to a college fund in the same category?
Actually though since I have been out here in Chicago times have gotten VERY HARD and I did consider getting on the pole myself, or working at Hooters since I am top heavy. But a girl shaking her ass for cash is not a college fund it is a side hustle for her to get the next step. I definitely respect the stripper hustle despite how others feel. Yeah there are better ways to make money. But if you are in school and need a quick come up and the financial say you got 2wks to come up with a couple thousands…then getting on the pole doesn't seem like a bad idea.
It is degrading though. But as I always say…whatever works for you.
Mmmmm Stephan…he used to call me his chocolate beauty…so I guess that makes two of us that was crushing HURRD on him…lol, but what's new…we seemed to have a similar taste. Although I was SUPER jealous of your friendship or thing or whatever with DeBowe…lol.
TJ Rose, gurrrrrl please stop sending me down memory lane over here, what about that damn Sean Cruz…he coulda got it….SIDEWAYS! I don't know why I didn't take him up on his offer to date…I guess I just valued our friendship….lol…right…I knew that negro would have had my nose WIDE OPEN!!!
ahhhhh Famu, those were the good ole days…that was until I met this fsu football playing local that f*cked up my whole wide world…leading to my being knocked up….lol. man, thank god i'm older.
but yeah Harmony is in a league of her own, i love my girl to death but she was stealing my shine in Tampa…her and that damn Kiya…that made me raise my game to a whole new level…but i had hella fun doing it.
@ Nicki:If I had a big ole Southern butt, I’d just stand there and make it clap… one of my white girl friends is an ex dancer…Not all girls have that type of ass. I didn't get one, I must have been late for the train. Although I will get the ass I want some how some way…lol
@Eathen: I neither make it rain nor sprinkle BUT my rain clouds make it look like precipitation is highly likely, though. It's all about perception…
@Bree: I hear that the ATL makes a whole lotta Ms. New Booty's get it right, get it tight. I will have to witness that first hand on my next visit
Oh, how I love the South.
Let me find out I need to visit Tampa…
@Teacia…I recently saw Stephan, he's still a cutie. Me and DeBowe had the weirdest "friendship" ever…in the end we became more like brother/sister he's a very attractive young man and a good guy. TJ Rose and I used to try and get one another to come up to our jobs for lunch so we could show each other off to our coworkers. I went out with him one night after I moved to the A and that boy is an upper echelon player. I mean, GQ (did you know he went to Harvard after leaving FAM?) I knew everything he was saying to me was game but he delivered it like Pierce Brosnan and I was eating it up! Plus, we've kinda known each other since highschool and we're just cool like that. Shaun Cruz and I were best friends for a while, he even came to the crib for Thanksgiving cuz he was stuck in Tally. He's been to the A a couple times on tour with some plays, he still looks the same…and still an all around cool a$$ dude. He currently owns the only hip-hop label funded by the government. And as for your baby daddy..i can't believe I used to go with that dude! Ahh the things we do in middle school, LMAO!!
@Antidater…heh heh, well u know…
@SBM, Antidater, & Eathan – Damn, I guess I am the only dude that won't pay for a lapdance.
@Breelicious & Teacia – Can you put out an APB or Amber Alert for Harmony and any other women from the 2006 calendar.
oh…how about TJ used to date Toni Braxton's sister and almost got into it with Usher at Chante Moore's wedding! TOO DAM.N funny!
@Humble..now why would we do that when there are some perfectly fly chics right here on SBM.net? Negroes ain't neva satisfied with what they got…LMAO
has the site been spazzing for anyone else…argh!!!!
@ cuzzo….yeah i was for a bit. I was just kidding. If that's your choice, I support it 100 percent.i was just saying, whatever guy you break the streak with better eat his wheaties. All that crazy, pent up energy.
@ comeback…ummmm yeahm lol. although I have no idea what you meant.
Is it true though…that the girls down south are thicker? And by thicker, I mean gorgeouser. I'll be down in atl later this month, and might need some help around muahahaha
I have a question completely off the subject…
Does this happen to anyone else other than me? Whenever I start back working out my sex drives kicks into high gear. Why the hell does this happen? I just came out of my dance class( that kicked my ass) which is 2 days a wk and I am working out 3 days wk and now I want to get some 6days a wk. This is not good if I am going to be on in the CELIBACY CLUB. I am sitting here at work thinking which one of my male hoes( I know you hate that term SBM) I can call. Definitely not the one from last week because his performance wasn't that great.
Any suggestions…I need HELP!!!
@why so serious – it was nuttin up on me too for a minute
@Bree: I am highly satisfied with what I got here! I'll gladly take a lapdance!
@Ms. Dev: You can DO IT! Bullet, vibrator, sybian, rabbit…need I say more?
OR…you can try COLD showers, yoga, or poetry. (I can't guarantee results with yoga).
WTF!!! I just saw Hasani pic! LOL.. you betta get it Hasani. Let them know what you are working with. HA!!
@ Anti: Toys can only do so much. I love the man being there and the entire sexual process. Aw shit I can't think about this.
@Anti: errr u want spaghetti AND a lap dance? geez you're greedy.
@Bree: Yeah Stephan was like a sweet cute guy…crazy isn't it, just so mannerable and things, made you want to fall in love with him.
Girl I used to sit outside the dorm(shout out to Wheatley Hall) with orange juice and oatmeal pies waiting for Debowe, Garrison, Big Jack, Bernard, Will and the crew just because I know Debowe loved them, and we would play "touch" football…man I was so scandalous in college…lol.
Girl I couldn't even do TJ, he was a pimp even back then, I think my roomie Joi dealt with him for a minute. Sean Cruz, funny how I have always said his first and last name. We were super close in college b/c we worked together at Sprint and I used to hang out with this other chic there named Dee but she was a lesbian and he came to me one day begging me to be straight…lol, little did he know that no begging was required. But yeah I was supposed to come up to the A' last year for one of his plays, and Tally, and Palm Beach…I'm such a flake sometimes when it comes to the fellas. But I love his single, "black love"…it was on my myspace page for a minute…I think I may change it back right now actually.
And as for baby daddy…lol, well he still has these chics falling to their knees…something about darker than night cut negroes that just makes chics act stoopid…but they're almost 30 and then some, just doesn't make sense to be so ignant at this age…lol.
Who said a dude can't be there with the toys? Toys are like having a hype man…ever rapper should have one…they get the crowd going
Ok. I'll stop getting you in trouble…
Anti: Since Tampa is considered to be the Athletic Mecca of the south the chics there got their games on lock! Yeah, you're sure to find a few serious dimes there, but my girls have moved. Harmony is back in Tally and Kiya is in Delaware of all places…lol.
Lol @ spahghetti + a lap dance.
I actually plan on making shrimp linguini for dinner tonight so I'll have to pass on the spaghetti.
@ Antidater: LMAO!!! Toys are like having a hype man…ever rapper should have one… You need help. I am praying now, and going to get some chocolate from the vending machine. This is going to be a long day.
HEEEELLLLPPP!!!
@Breelicious – I am satisfied with the women of SBM. I think highly of all of you just off the comments you make. If the comments you make are a true representation of you then all of you are catches. I got to keep all options open. All that being said I still wouldn't mind Harmony or somebody from that calendar. It must be something in the water in Florida.
Ms. D: I say go for what you know, but be careful. I literally had to throw away my toys because it desensitizes you…and forcing a man to perform as tough as a new pack of double A batteries just ain't fair…and it sure as heck ain't easy…lol.
Again I say celibacy is for losers…give in already…come on, you can do it!!
@Humble: Bree is from Florida and she drank the same water as Harmony…they're both from Tally, you might want to get on that because Anti is quietly making a play and doing with it with his Flawda swag at that…lol.
I hate pictures, Im like the only black person in the world who has problems with red eye for fuks sake!!!!!
ok… about to post april!!
@Teacia: YOU ARE NO HELP!!!! LMAO! I knew you were going to say that. I am trying to get away from having hoes (FwB) and getting into a serious relationship…remember? Yeah I agree with the toys thing. I only used those for a brief time back a while back. Eventually I realize toys suck, I don't just want the 'O' I want the whole experience. Kissing, touching, moaning, sweating, rubbing, grabbing, grasping for air, hair pulling…
SHIT!!!!
Hasani I get red eye also, my eyes are brown also, so even with my very expensive camera i still get them from time to time…it's ok.
…but ummmm, you are dead ass serious about this calendar aren't you…lol.
LOL @ Ms. D…getting urself all worked up i see. when it comes to intimacy i'm always going to be the devil on your shoulder, so don't look for a responsible objective response from me…lol.
@Teacia: Game recognize game.
@Teacia: Stephan is what they call in the movies a "dreamboat". DeBowe was hilarious, we had a lot of fun together but his mom kind of ruined it for us…she and i had a class together and she fell in love with me and ALWAYS wanted me and DeBowe around the house…somehow it started feeling as if liking each other was incest. He is a genuinely good guy…with a gorjeous smile and a perfect body (eewww that felt weird). TJ has been pimpish since we were in highschool…and i ain't mad. He's a pimp in a respectful and gentlemanly way. He's like the rich guys in the movies that sweep women off their feet. The negro James Bond, if you will. As for Shaun, he will ALWAYS be my homeboy. I went to the play, my mom missed the one in Tally and considered driving here to catch him. He and I got close b/c he had a man-whore of a roommate that I was stuck on, oh and i hooked him up with some easy cooch from a girl I know AND helped him get rid of her after she tried to wife herself.
@Humble…yes, there is DEFINITELY something in the water in Florida (blush)
@Ms. Dee…i SO feel you…sex for me is more than just the O, i love the way a man smells and feels and sounds…the way their breathing changes when they get in…..ooooh let me calm down
That's it!! I am moving back down South!
thank you teacia, for being a fellow shoulder-devil.
@Teacia…i don't think the toys desensitize (sp?) but they are so efficient at getting u there that your head gets all messed up after you use them a lot…you're trying to get to the destination and not enjoying the ride…i find i have to space my usage out and when i feel like it's more and more difficult to get there, that's my cue to give the batteries a rest. PS I asked my gyn if toys desensitize, he told me no. I also asked a sex therapist and she confirmed my suspicions about it being a mind thing. But I'm sure that's one school of thought.
Anti: I does what I do…lol.
Bree: wow, not hook him up with easy cooch, u sound like me back in the day when i use to pimp out chics i knew…lol…but i never helped them clean up the mess afterwards…lol…u so wrong.
…now that i think about it i was asked to do something similar(get rid of someone) recently…hmmm, but i ain't trying to blow up their spot like that…lol.
@why so?…i second that! LOL..
Mind over matter, Bree
Why so: again, i does what i do…lol.
@Bree and Teacia: May the pimping out of chics start again…me first
@Bree:i SO feel you…sex for me is more than just the O, i love the way a man smells and feels and sounds…the way their breathing changes when they get in…..ooooh let me calm down…sho' u right!!! Nothing can replace that.
@ devils on shoulders: BOOOOOOO!!!
@Ms. Dev: You forgot: "…how a man tastes…" just fyi
Hmmmm, mind over matter you guys say…naw I'm sure that they make it harder for me to get mine. It was NEVER easy in the first place…I'm one of thoooose chics, drives me crazy. I can go at it all day and nothing, well could(thanks babe
)…lol. But it's still a challenge at times…*sigh*, destined to be a leper I tell ya.
OK… I seriously have to eat now… I totally know how Kate Moss feels now
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In the words of Bernie Mac (rest in peace, Bernie): "This thang is a race. Don't be mad becuase I crossed the finish line first…"
LOL…Ms. D don't hate…trust that you will call or email or IM me when you need to be egged on like all of my girls do…lol, oh wait you already have…lol. Bree knows firsthand that I can be a bad influence.
@ Antidater: Why thank you, how could I forget that one. Very taste especially when you add a little honey dust.
@ Teacia: That bugs the hell out of me. I am the same way, usually it can take me a while to get mine. Until I ran across this older guy that got me there in a short period of time and I think for a little bit I was strung out like $2 dollar hoe…LMAO!!! But if I am mentally there with you then we are going for the GOLD!!!
back demons! back I say!
Satan, I rebuke thee up in here. Hold on Ms. D. I got u girl. breath…
HASANI YOU STOOOOOOPID!!!
HASANI YOU STOOOOOOPID!!!
OMG, I can't stop laughing…oh wooooooooooow….*and end scene*
@ Teacia: You are a fool, but u right…. holding out though dammit I will get through this. How long is this celibacy thing suppose to last?
ok so my comment posted twice, once before i even finished it…that's some spooky stuff SBM.
"OK… I seriously have to eat now… I totally know how Kate Moss feels now"
imma say 900 hail mary's for you tonite Hasani. You are sick. And why are you doing calendar months that have already passed.
@ Cuzzo: THANKS!!!
Ms D: ..as long as you want it to, "unleash the rage, unleash the fury"-road trip
Im bachelor of February too!!
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@ Hasani: HHHHHEEEEEELLL NAW!!! Boy are sick. Don't let that be your sexy look. I am laughing to hard today boy. You should do a calender of you only…
@ Teacia: You need help!!! Dang its only been a week today. I need to go longer. I waiting till I get in a serious relationship or dare I say it MARRIAGE. One day at a time though.
comeback said "And why are you doing calendar months that have already passed."
cuz I can sell the calendar cheaper dat way nigguh!!!!
@Teacia: it was her own fault…i'm not sure why she thought she was gonna sleep with my homeboy the first night she met him and then get wifey status. i mean, this is college dude, get your mind right.
@Ms. D: me and teacia are peas in a pod. you want someone to talk you out of buying that dress? sleeping with that dude? eating that cake? i'm SO not the one to call. Libras are by nature, self-indulgent and not good at denying ourselves the things that make us feel good…so…..you'll have to look elsewhere to find someone to talk you down
@HNIC: you know you aren't getting paid for this right?
@Anti: i don't really kick it with girls who i'd pimp out anymore…i know some, but there aren't any on the payroll…all the chics in my crew have goals, aspirations, and ambitions and if they want to get their anonymous f*ck on they handle that shyt themselves and discreetly…the way a lady should, LMAO
@Teacia & Breelicious – So Tallahassee is where I go to find them. Call me Prince Akeem (Humble) from Zumunda (Detroit) looking for a queen in Queens (Tallahassee). Yall keep that water flowing.
Lol @ Humble.
@ Bree: You guys are libras… didn't know that. Tell me more about Libras…
Hasani *i'm dead*…i can't take it anymore…it's official, ur beyond help…but that selling the calendar cheaper is priceless.
Humble: anywhere in the south will do you some good, i'm impartial to Florida though since i'm a native and all.
Ms. D: "it only takes a spark to get the fire going…and soon all those around will warm up in its glowing…" i'm going to hell since that's a verse from a gospel song…lol, where's my handbasket?!?!?
yea humble they might like goat herders more in the country.
YEP!!! Lovely Lady Libras through and through!!!
Cuzzo oooooh you hating hard!!! Hey don't sleep on us southern women, we have men coming from far and wide just to experience our…ummm homecooked grits…lol.
@HNIC: i haven't seen any of these pics…but you is a fool! HAHAH I'm scared to open them up @ work.
@Ms D: WAIT UNTIL MARRIAGE…WTF! okay, let me calm down. I'm down with waiting for a relationship, i've tried that…didn't really work out for me…but good luck to u.
@Humble: head on down to Tally…I'll give you this bit of marketing…me and all my girls from Tally have gotten standing ovations and informal award ceremonies for our head game…just putting that out there. But "pimp if you want me you can find me in the A!" LMAO
@ Teacia & Bree: I can take it. Yeah the marriage thing is like an ultimate goal. But relationship is more realistic I guess. Shit I don't know. When I get too horny I can't think straight. Damn! need more chocolate.
@Ms. D: about libras? where do i start and when do i end? in a nutshell: indecisive, love to debate and will argue a point until our lungs run out of air take a puff of the inhaler and start again, intellects, manipulative, charming, love to be in relationships or giving someone love and attention, very sensual, moody for no dam.n reason, obsessed with fairness and justice, stylish and a bit vain, supposedly most libras also have beautiful smiles known as the "venus smile"…teacia did i leave anything out?
@Ms. Dev: Open up to new possibilities…
@Teacia – Grits? no. She is going to have to learn how to make a good bowl of Cream of Wheat.
@Cuzzo – I'm a prince I dont herd goats. That's a peasant's job. Should I consider Philly or NYC over Tallahassee?
…um, i didn't mean to say manipulative…i meant.errrr…persuasive..yeah!
@Bree: no I think you hit the nail on the head…but you did leave out our insatiable appetite for uhhh intimacy, yeah intimacy…lol.
@Ms D: you can do it…come on, unleash the raaaage…lol…chocolate is for suckers…that is unless it involves peni(or in singular form p3nis…lol)
@ Bree: That sounds about right. My best friend is a Libra and she is definitely all those things. The guy I want is a Libra so just wondering. Ya'll are a mess though.
nah, go to tallahassee. they'll take care of you over there – if that's what ure looking for.
Cuzzo i love u like a step cousin…but the hate is suffocating…lol.
@ Anti: I am open to new possibilities.
lol
im heading home. it's been real. hasta manana.
Humble…yeah u may want to stay up there with all that Cream of Wheat talk…yuck.
@Cuzzo: um…what exactly r u trying to say? I'll take that as you indicating that there are a lot of college students in Tallahassee and college students normally have lower inhibitions…yeah, that would be best, lol.
@Ms. D: honestly its been my experience that libra men aren't very different from libra women…if that's who you're being celibate for, i'd advise in your favor b/c they are easy to get hooked on as libras take great pride in our prowess under the sheets…and have the stuff to show it. my daughters father is a libra and well…i still get cold sweats when he calls, lol.
@humble…i was so on you until you spit out the words "cream of wheat"…*sgh* where are all the good men who will eat my….grits?
@Cuzzo – I'm a grown ass man. I dont need anybody to take care of me.
@Teacia – Cream of Wheat > Grits. Although I'll give up the Cream of Wheat for Harmony.
@ Bree: Damn! Naw I am not sure if he I will work out. But I am curious about him. It will be awhile before that takes off I think. I really don't have a end date, I just want to be celibate for awhile. But u did give me something to think about.
Take great pride in our prowess under the sheets…and have the stuff to show it…Hmmmm
@Bree….lmao!!! that was good.
Well i've pissed away an entire day at home shootin the shit with you guys(managed to cook dinner though)…but it's time to feed the kid, help her with her homework, actually check my email and do a little work…oh and study…man i really should have managed my time better today.
Later yawl
@Grits * raises hand *
farina my friend, farina
you haven't eaten like a pauper-king till you've had a spoonful of that sweet cream of gub'ment.
the white box with the happy baby on the front. And that baby is me.
LOL…Bree I was JUST about to say that Anti will eat yo grits girl…lol, but he beat me to it…he he he.
Why so: LOL…what…gub'ment cream…that's nasty. Grits are only a buck fifty and they taste like heaven. Are you really the baby though?
@why so serious – you forgot about the dotted steam lines coming from the bowl. lol
@Breelicious – Maybe I can learn to eat…..grits. If the rest of the package is right.
@Teacia…one time for multi-tasking…i'm on my way home to kick it with my little mamma, help her with her homework, cook dinner, and work on yet another business plan…and somewhere in there i have to fit in my Scrubs reruns and listen to the GOP VP speech which I presume is tonight.
wow I gotta read all this after I make my cornbread
I guess if I mention that Grits have a better carb and nutritional value than cream of wheat yall gonna call me a geek again aint ya?
No Hasani-Nice pics and sorry about my arrogance and meaness last week.
@Teacia-I need the devil on my shoulder my exam!
This day has been too hilarious!
Comeback-How's it coming only two months done? I may have to do some outside recruiting!
How’s it coming only two months done?
yeah…um Hasani was NOT being serious. And all the men chickened out.
comeback check your inbox, where is my art work!! time is money!! oh wait this is free never mind
Girl I ain't serious! I don't have time to make a calendar…but oh to dream.
I think I am going to stick with my own eye candy.
And Comeback, how's the sink experiment going? I was thinking about that today…I'm trying to plan something but I'm not sure what. Any ideas?
so many rule violations on the site today..tsk tsk.. lol
I always miss out on the good convo's during the day…..
@ Nicki, me and my friends took a pole dancing class in ATL and I absolutley LOVED it…. I also found out that I have a hidden talent.
Hey, I least I know where I could make some extra money if I needed it. Just playing…. But it was great exercise and the next morning my entire body was extremely sore.
I'm not even bout to knock the hustle of strippers but to each it's own because it definitely ain't as easy as it seems…..I just don't think I could do it…. Well maybe if times were hard and if I could wear a mask I just might. lol
And to all of the celibate ladies…. Yea to celibacy…. It's almost been a year for me… Dang if I only hadn't slipped up that one time then it would have been over 2 years for me…..
@ Mik You'll have it. Its on my old computer. And well that part of my life has sailed along time ago. And thusly I got to turn the computer on and go fishing..bear with me. Its coming. Comeback Girl's word is her mothafykin bond son! (I mean daughter) I mean chick..I mean…hell you know what I mean.
Jaclynn..LOL..i know I think SBM is stuck on the lady calendar.
80's baby welcome to the celibacy club, there is a $10 donation for each member didn't they tell u??
Sike!!
Seriously I love all the club members but i no longer find it amusing to be in this club and I want out!!!
I revoke myself today!
*lookin for little black book*
LOLOL!! My code name for going to the scrip (and yes, I meant "scrip" where the "scrippas" dance) club is "I'm off to do community service." My home girl and I also say we are going "to the ballet." Helping kids get video games for Christmas since 1999, y'all……
oh lord…they have unleashed the black republicans. Mike Williams texas railroad commision center stage (r)..cspan
So I'm watching America's Next Top Model(shout out to Bree) and the ultra grey hair Jay and Jay are rocking is KILLING me…lol.
And ummm does anyone else think that Isis is really a man…so mad she made the first cut.
@Ane: i bought my best friend, DJ, a t-shirt with a stripper on a pole that says "I support single moms" LMBO
@Comeback: can't respond, i'm sorry America's next top model premiere trumps the gathering of idiots i'm not voting for tonight. I'll check it out on youtube tomorrow
@Teacia: um…y did i not know until exactly 8pm that ANTM waws premiering tonight? Did they pub this at all?
will there be any submissions for the female calendar? maybe i'll come back and lay one on ya'll…if you're lucky
LOL
This whole grey thing is getting out of pocket.
@80s: my homegirl here teaches a pole dancing class…i keep meaning to take it, we're doing a class for my bff's 30th bday. If anyone is in the A, check her out http://www.torwajoe.com
Ok I am flipping through channels and stopped on Tyra Banks show. When did she get thick? I'm looking at her thighs like -where did that come from?
@Humble-Did you miss the "so what my ass is fat" fiasco? She was well, a lil bigger than that I think. She was about 160. I ain't mad at her!
comeback i just checked in on the RNC and they should probably stop panning to the audience so much bc i haven't seen more than 5 people paying attention to the black guy speaking…not a good look.
Lol…Humble I was thinking the same thing when she was in the pink dress…like Tyra got bootay…lol.
Bree they did NOT pub this at all…or it was overshadowed by this Palin nonsense.
Oh and apparently Isis IS a man…GTFOH…they didn't let Katey stay but kept the she-man…so dissapointed since Isis looks ferocious…lol, not to be confused with fierce. I'm HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY fall TV is back…3 more weeks for Grey's Anatomy, 2 weeks for Prison Break and 1 week for House…YAAAAAY!!
@Teacia-You were right.
@Bree-There's like no one there. But I am definitely going to try and catch Tina Fey's speech.
@Humble: she's been thick for a few years now…i'm happy she's finally got her look down, lovin the new look
Am I the only one that notices the difference b/w the audience at the RNC and the audience at the DNC?
@Teacia: Entourage starts Sept 7th!!! I'm so geeked! Football, new shows!! this and my birthday are why I love Fall!! (oh and some relief from the heat)
@humble: nope…scroll up…#247
@Humble-Nope. I was just saying the same thing. There's like noone there and last week in Denver shit looked like Soul Train and a family reunion all at once.
Is it me or does Mitt Romney look strange…maybe too much Botox?
@ Humble…yes they are NOT as energized and the venue seems alot smaller for obvious reasons. But I would have tried to do some magic tricks to make the stage and the crowd appear just as large if not larger… Michael Steele did a good job though. "drill baby drill". Why all the black repubs named Mike.
I hope they my fair lady'in Palin to read that dam#n teleprompter good. lol She's going to set the stage.
@Bree: Did you hear that homes free of PROMISCUITY? What do you call it when one's 17 year old daughter who is beginning her senior year pregnant and unmarried? Abstinence? Safe sex? WTF?!?!? And party of big ideas and not big brother…does anyone remember Bush wanting to tap phones?
Hypocrites.
ENTOURAGE!!!!!….yaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Oh and no Humble the audience is completely different. I said it last night but no one was on here.
I must say though I would have voted for Romney IF we didn't have a good candidate and he was the GOP nominee…if he had won Barack would have been in serious trouble. I want my president to be smart…and ;pretty damn smart…and actually cares about the economy. But so in Barack and I think he should start using that as a talking point. "I'm smart…don't you want a smart president."…lol.
@ Bree which one Mike (railroad) or Mike (drill baby drill)
@Jaclynn: i'm busy watching ANTM….i'd probably get more inspiration there anyway…I mean, Nigel Barker..dayum…he could so get it. I'm flipping back and forth to the RNC and will watch it on youtube tomorrow.
i dont like the way Romney said Putin….why you gotta stress the POO- like that. You aint funny caused you paused.
@Breelicious & Jaclynn – The DNC damn near looked like a United Nations postcard while the RNC looks like a NASCAR and Golden Girl convention
@Breelicious & Jaclynn – The DNC damn near looked like a United Nations postcard while the RNC looks like a NASCAR and Golden Girl convention.
Oh yeah what you know about Entourage? Entourage, The Wire, and Bill Maher are the only reasons I got HBO.
@Bree: Nigel could so get it…and SIDEWAYS!!
The Asian chic Sheena is sooo ghettofabulous though…lol.
Humble you like Bill Maher…I heart him, every Friday night I'm tuned in at 11pm.
@Teacia-Don't get me started…you know that's my fave position. Sheena is too much especially that Toccara comment.
@Humble-I am dying laughing @ Nascar and Golden Girls. I don't know if I would go on the street if I were black and said yeah I'm for McCain.
@Teacia – I've watched Bill Maher since he was on ABC. Its nice to watch a political show thats entertaining and intelligent. Just like the Daily Show.
why are they throwin around all this "integrity" talk. Like Obama is runnin' numbers and cheatin on his wife. What are yall tryna say?? Obama had ONE wife. And he never left said wife for a hot young thang…while paralyzed in the hospital. Somebody needs to find her and ask her about his integrity.
hahah @ the daily show
@teacia: why do all the black girls that come on this show make the same dam.n face? Lawd! I guess I should start on my ANTM wrap-up blog. I actually may have to rewatch this episode as I was caught off guard.
@Comeback-That's what the hell I'm trying to figure out.
Linda Lingle (HI) is KILLING me…ok you already drove home 9000 times that Obama/Biden have no budget managerial/state management experience anywhere ever ever ever never ever ever. she's good. imma hater. sit down.
Cindy looks cute in that green. You sit down too dammi#t.
lol @ yall making me turn on what chall talking about I am so lost!!!
what the flip? whats with all these country folks, i cant even pay attention im so distracted by all the cowboy hats!
Comeback! I know you're watching this. I wouldn't call McCain's ass at three in the afternoon. And could the adulterers please sit down…integrity, smchintegrity.
Giuliani is ripping into Obama's ass…damn, so far he's killing it. I can't stand his ass, never could, but he's doing his job tonight.
…but what's killing me with this approval rating crap is that she's in freaking alaska, they all get annual checks from the oil, wouldn't u be happy too. oh yeah and it's only 600,000 deep, meaning 120,000 don't like her, which is a lot of people in such a small state.
Ok so I can't hate on her fit…she is rocking the hell out of that skirt…and did I mention that it's a skirt.
all hel@l Rudy brought up slavery and how the republicans ended it…I was waiting on it. I predict some body is gonna name drop Harriett Tubman and Frederick Douglas.
Palin you betta READ that teleprompter girl.
I swear…Republicans are so weird.
@Teacia – Giuliani is spitting the usual rhetoric. A conservative from NYC has the nerve to call someone elitist. This is their usual talk to get the uneducated white males excited. When they get in office they screw those white males over.
And here I thought this was going to be fun…this crap is utterly ridiculous. And here's the roll call.
-i'm a woman
-my son's in the army
-i've got a child with down syndrome
-my husband's a regular guy
-i have a teen daughter whose pregnant
please vote for me. and comeback it's too obvious she's reading.
can they my fair lady that soccer mom out her @ss…im sorry that was mean. But she is NOT vice presidential…good try..you hit the ball out the park in theory, McCain, but not even that pipe line is gonna help ya. She sounds like she's from fargo nd….ya.
when did this turn into women talkin aboutpoliticts dot com?
stp hatin on my future baby mother.
did her daughter just lick that baby's head LOL…im dying
Comeback girl I'm screaming. This is too much and Comeback tell me how she was 7 months pregnant and noone knew?
comeback yes she did, i was rolling after she licked his head…and yeah she's not vice presidential material….yet, i think she's up and coming though…but very hypocritical and i could never get with that.
and that damn Bristol is a freak, she can't keep her hands off that boy, whatever happened to being shamed…i tell ya, the whole lot of them are hypocrites.
I noticed that lil girl doing that too…. That was disgusting wiping spit on that baby's head….
I was expecting her to come a lil harder…. She's wack!!!!!
80's baby I was thinking the same thing until about 5 minutes ago…she's coming hard now, but she just opened herself up to be pummeled…lol. BRING IT ON!!!
She's really pushing it. And after attacking the media I don't know what will happen in the morning.
Sit down Eliza Doolittle!!!!!!
Man she's kind of a bitch actually…not going to go over well with a lot of undecided men and democratic women.
ok, i'm catching the tail end of Palin's speech…she's kinda funny…am I the only one who felt like she was doing the Daily Show or some political variety show on Comedy central?
Yeah, the only time she delivers well is when she's being insulting…and it looks like a comedy show because she looks JUST like Tina Fey. But w/o the insults she's been kinda boring.
No Bree, you're right she is funny.
Lord today Mama McCain bout 700 years old but she looks sooo good.
I was turned off by her delivery……. I mean I had to force myself to keep watching.. She lost my interest really quick……..I wasn't even impressed with how she delivered the insults… BORING!!!!
And did yall notice how she using the baby for sympathy votes… She ain't held that baby since she popped on the scene now she want to hold him…..
@HNIC: you want her to be your baby's momma? you who are always talkng bout morals and women staying at home with their kids. you do realize she has a 5 month old baby with down syndrome and decided to go on the campaign trail anyway..shouldn't she be spending the bulk of her time taking care of that baby…oh and how moral is it to you that her daughter is in highschool, unmarried, and pregnant? I'm not hating on the girl at all…i think it's powerful that she's been given this opportunity with all of her conservative views and liberal lifestyle but it's just interesting that this is who you would dub your "future baby's momma" after the tongue lashing on morals you're usually thowing out around here considering she would by definition be a victim of said lashings. I'm just sayin…
@Teacia…i'm glad she wore a skirt too
also @HNIC: y r u hating on us for talkin' about something of subsance…i mean, in between the talk about funding stripers and shaving kitty's can we act educated for a minute…we aren't fighting and bashing each other and the more comments SBM gets, the more money he stands to make from the site…so we're helpin a brotha out. LOL
"She ain’t held that baby since she popped on the scene now she want to hold him….."
it will most def. be interesting. She fired the chef…but now they eatin rice a roni…come on fake @ss soccer mom. if you gonna be a soccer mom/hockey mom/vp/pipe line architect/gov/mayor at least make sure your kids are happy and eatin good. dam#n now you got them feastin on ramen noodles so you can look fiscally smart. SIT DOWN. now
Get it Bree. Your speech was better than hers.
Speaking of which when does she cook?
hey, that dude that did the national anthem could be the new movie voice over guy!
um…they should've done a better job of making their audience look diverse. panning through the audience it still looked like the same old elitist, rich white folks party.
um…did Gretchen Wilson's voice just squeek on the National Anthem? EEEK.
I did like one comment she made "some people use change to promote their career…and some people like john mccain use their career to promote change"…whoever wrote that line should get a raise (even though it ain't true)
CNN has turned into some b*tches…and i'm not just saying this b/c its the RNC…they had trouble critiquing the speeches at the DNC…they are stroking balls and tits like crazy. Haven't heard them say one negative thing. fine I'll say it for them and i'll be balanced
Barack gave a lot of the overly hopeful traditional democratic rhetoric
Biden was uninspiring and a little boring
Palin came off as a host on a comedy variety show and a little unlikeable
I'll be back tomorrow for McCain…if he doesn't keel from old age before his speech.
i agree Bree. Obama will have to explain this "present" situation real quick. Rudy drove that into the ground. That might be a real sticky point.
he's explained the "present" thing over and over again…but i guess i'm the only one who's been following this for the past year. and again her attacks were the only good part of the speech…but no one is paying attention on CNN…oh well.
Wait…I LOVE DONNA BRAZIL AND ROLAND MARTIN!!!…they're always paying attention. I was mad when she mocked community organizing as well, and that everyone laughed at the notion and mocked those who give their time and energy to PHYSICALLY help people.
*sidenote* just when i think i can do it, i'm proven that i'm just wasting my time. i gotta just move on and find something better to do.
good night yall.
I think he's gonna need to explain it again…media philosphophy dictates that people ONLY remember what they heard last, political A.D.D 101.
Basically caught up.
Ok … so Hasani is retarded. Especially for asking me behind the scenes if he thought he looked good. Mad Homo Son.
I'm with you Humble … I aint modeling.
Can we please get the SBM get together on and popping and get this chic Harmony there. Hell … lets have it in ATL and just co host with Fantasy Girls.
Still waiting for some submissions! If not a calendar … then maybe just a members only section … or hell even a myspace page would be good.
I'm going to sleep.
WTF … during the time I attempted to read the comments there were like 70 more. I'm really going to sleep now.
"Still waiting for some submissions! "
you gon be waitin' a loooooooooong time.
Your post today with Jeezy reminded me SBM that I keep meaning to come back to this post (hey look at me staying on topic) and telling you that every time I listen to "My President" w/ Jeezy & Nas on it I think of this post when Nas says "She a ain't a politician, honey's a polotician"