Boredom is a terrible thing …
Luckily, I have this lovely blog here to help me with my wondering mind and my chronic battle with Adult ADD. What does all this have to do with anything … I’ll tell you.
As I sit here listening to the rain outside, letting dinner sink in, and while attempting to do the same thing someone pays me to do all day (program) at home for free … I slip away. While computer code dances across my screen and I contemplate my current problem … I sit back and let my mind wonder. What kind of things go through the mind of a young viral single black male … yeah … your right … sex.
Because I love you all so much … I will share my thoughts … and give you the:
Single Black Male’s List of Crazy Places to Have Sex
My Balcony
This one isn’t that crazy, but I have a balcony which looks over a lake. There is a path between my place and the lake where people constantly walk. I want a late summer night, where its warm enough to be butt naked and tag another spot in my condo.
While Riding My Motorcycle
I haven’t figured out the actual physics or dynamics of this one … without killing myself, but I want to hit triple digits riding my bike while someone is holding on tight and riding me. Man … the two best things in life combined into one pleasurable and destructive act.
In the Observation Tower of The Washington Monument
I don’t think I have ever actually gone up into the Washington Monument in all the years I’ve lived here … so something about putting in that work while overlooking the DC skyline would fill me with a sense of pride about my birthplace … while I fill someone with my pride.
In a Helicopter
Really can’t explain this one. Plane’s seem so last decade. Not sure how well it would work with the pilot right there … but … this isn’t about feasibility.
The President’s Bed in the White House
He’s screwed over the country, so I should be able to screw where he lays his head at … and leave a wet spot for him. Plus … all the power which has resided in that bed …
In the Backseat of Nascar Car while winning the Indianapolis 500
I like speed and I like cars. I’m not a Nascar fan in any way shape or form … but I would be winning and scoring at the same time. Also, the challenge of getting my stroke right while going around a track in excess of 200 mph is one that I am willing to step up to.
In a Jail Cell (with a woman)
Blame this one on pornography fine cinema.
That’s it from me. I’m going back to taking over the world.
I have done…
on a plane in the isle while people were sleep.
at a drive in
hotel lobby after getting out of a party
ya now that I think about it, other than the plane I havent had anyplace, Ima strict lets go to the bed/wait til we get home type of guy myself. I leave the freaky stories for masters such as you guys.
I am not really sure what drives me to partake in such conversations someone please ponder that….
places I have done it are in a park w/people walking about
in the car in front of my moms house while she was home
thats it for me.
I almost lost my virginity in a car…. and the police showed up. EMBARASSING! LOL
Where I've done it:
Bathroom @ a Sprint store (the line was long we had to kill time)
a picnic table at the park
In a house that was up for sale
On the band practice field
On the conference table at my job
The balcony
Up against the picture window of a highrise condo overlooking town
Dressing room at a dept store
….headed to work now, you folks have a great day.
As if I need yall judging me anymore, oh well:
Hospital bed and parking lot
Church elevator(flaming basket to hell I know)
Park Benches overlooking the river
Beach(lost my virginity prom night here)
Car in several different places including a movie theater parking lot
Balcony while it's raining
Highway shoulder in car
Rest area on the side of the building
Outside in my then fiance's parent's back yard in the snow
Mother's bed(i was young, yes it was wrong)
Movie theater midafternoon
Honestly folks my list goes on and on…im the adventurous type so I should probably stop while I'm behind.
forgot to mention
the car parked in various places
on an exercise ball (it was great)
@ a club (it was my baby daddy's club, we did it behind the bar)
at school when i was in highschool once in the enclosed hallway, once in a bathroom, once in an empty classroom
for real, for real I'm going to work now
@Breelicious
I am really starting to like you. lol
I would have to say on a spaceship with zero gravity, that's right, mid-air f%^king. We can see the heavens while I take her to heaven, oh boy.
-JM
1. my bed, his bed, his best friends bed!!!
2. an empty apt left unlocked…candles lit and errthing!!!
3. in the back of my daddys blazer
4. a nice grassy area in my old apt complex
5. my kitchen counter
other than that…its str8 bed action for me…however…i do have this insatiable urge to let the back of the explorer up, park it at the end of the drive way and bang my lyfe away!!! but i dont see it happening anytime soon…im is shy!!!!!
yo. i feel like a spazz.
everyone has interesting places they dunnit. Why so ehhh, not so much.
i haven't even christened the new apartment right. I'm strictly bed man. Well probably because my bed has reinforced slats to take all of the force…lol im kidding.
Wow, after reading some of these I feel like a square. Anyway:
1. Stairway leading to her apartment
2. Car parked behind my aunt's house
3. Car in front of a club
4. Bed of girlfriend's male friend
5. Receiving head while driving (SBM, how was that not on your list?)
Gone until lunch. The media has a records request to view internet usage by City employees, so IT is watching…
I was gonna post mine, till I read Breelicious' list. Now I've realized i've done nothing. I have work to do.
1. in the car in several places (only once being caught by the police before anything happened – and then bein followed by said police office to make sure i was alright since a "nice young lady shouldn't be riding in the company of a black man…" yeah i love the cops)
2. My parents basement while they were home
3. the back room of Walgreens when I worked there
4. the bathroom at walgreens when i worked there (yes it was clean)
5. on the other side of a retaining wall by the beach
6. in my room while his brothers were in my living room watching tv
okay i think that's it… not very exciting i know.
yall some nasty freaks!!
@ Teacia Church elevator(flaming basket to hell I know)
that was my funny for the day…
Okay so there's more that came to mind:
18 wheeler(dated a truck driver), those beds are pretty sizeable
Model Condo(i was in real estate)
Bathroom Sink at a friend's party
Department Store dressing room
Boardwalk in downtown Jax
In my office after hours
In the breakroom on a Saturday
Suite elevator at Raymond James(Tampa Bay Bucs) Stadium
Gibbs Hall(boy's dorm) at Fam's campus
Phase 3…in my dorm apartment
uhhhh yeah that's enough for now.
@Hugh: he named places he wanted to have sex, he might have had road head before.
@Mikki: Bree and I are Libras…TRUE Libras, i'm going to need for you to CATCH UP Miss Lady!! Come on now, embrace your inner freak!
lol Teacia I know I know I need to catch up but in all fairness yall got a couple years on me so give me a lil break. Besides the last 2 years I been trying to figure out ways NOT to end up in hell 2 so that makes it a tad more difficult lol…
2 weeks til my Birthday!!!!
First of all…i like how I have made A.D.D. sexay. I was self-diagnosing my @zz when that shyt wasn't cute. I've also been reading alot of research pertaining to why A.D.D is ACTUALLY a good thing to have as an entrepreneur. I'll say no more for now.
on to sex#ual scenery, i did manage to kind of do it in a commerical plane. I was young and stupid though-didnt have all the logistics down.
but i think about this stuff all the time too. When my mother was staying WITH ME and sleep. I had se#x in another room of my place. That didn't feel that dangerous. In fact I started to wonder why my mother had closed her va#gina marriott down to guests since 1998.
My short wish list:
1. On the sand near lots and lots of clean water, ie Maui, Bali at near late evening.
2. Private plane right around landing.
3. I've actually been IN a theatre where two people were getting down and it was NOT discrete. She was facing the guy. I think there are better ways to get down. But I want to try this overseas at a movie theatre, and I've figured out how to do it quickly and not make much commotion.
4. My bathtub fits two. And come to think of it, i've never gotten busy in it.
5. sky lift. i've thought about this. but there's too many clothes to shift. But what if the lift was stuck-temporarily? (they need to have companies that can coordinate people having adventurous se#x like lifts and stuff.
6. Somewhere around Del/MD state line is an old movie drive through. That would be hot in the back of your own car. And it could work at night.
–why is this post at the start of the day. Now i need a cold shower and lots of starbucks.
Ok today is not Friday but I have a rant:
UMm.. why this nagga just tell me that I better schedule a date with him soon cause he is book up!?
I told that nagga: Well go on ahead and book up. It was nice meeting you..
NAGGA PLEASE
I begs no one to go out with me. Did he really think I was gonna ask him out?
@jolie: That was cocky as hell. I would've told him to kick rocks too!
Good Morning Folks,
@Jolie: ewww, was that his introduction? I'm really good at ignoring men's stupid comments – they just want your attention.
So, I don't have a premeditated crazy place to have sex. if it happens, it happens
Confession:
I cheated on my diet this morning and had a PB & J sandwich. I was fixing my daughter's lunch and hand a craving and made one for myself. It's not quite an egg, toast and a piece of fruit, but it was DELISH!!
so when he said that you know my arss got passive agressive. here is the combo. I hope none of y'all snitch about my hyjacking of the convo this early in the game.
nagga: yea
well im bookin up fast so i needs to be sooner than later
jolie: well uh .. book up then
lol
nagga: my weekends i mean
gonna be crazy i think and nov. even worse
jolie: i'm not in town any weekend this month
except the last
nagga: tru
jolie: lol
and that weekend we are throwin a party so .. same here ..
nagga: yea
jolie: so uh .. I guess it was nice meeting you ?
lol
nagga: there is a thing called weekdays
jolie: oh those..
nagga: yea i think theres like 5 of them LOL
they outnumber weekends by more than half LOL
jolie: yeah i heard about that
but umm .. my weekdays tend to be as busy as my weekends.. but um.. yeah maybe next week
nagga: doubt it but well see…im prolly gettin my G (HIS CAR) back so i expect to be in the streets
jolie: lol
so again I say "nice meeting you nagga"
lol
nagga: guess so
@Jolie: pfft. ha! no efforts. *smh*
Jolie this aint Memory Foam is it?
@comeback.. YOUR THIRD EYE is so on point!
Yes it is Memory Foam ..
Let's see here…..I say no one should about me on this one.
-Park during family hours
-Club bathroom (more than once in numerous ones across town)
-A car driving down I10
-Every single solitary building on my campus
-Privateer Place on the landing outside his apartment
-A house for sale on like Hickory & Fern ( I think it's still for sale and that's prolly a good thing)
-A barbershop
-A trampoline (So fun-you gotta try)
-In front of the New Orleans Museum of Art
-City Park during the day
-Beside Lake Ponchartrain (Come on, who hasn't)
-Next to the Mississippi River
-Now of course there's the requisite oral while driving
-Mandeville Bridge
-A restaurant after closing (Just kicking it with the manager)
-Parking garages everywhere I can
-The side of the road on a break at work while watching someone make dinner
-@ well HIS house (Teacia might get this one before anyone else)
-Gym
-Top of World Trade Center here (it's clubs give me a break)
-Casino parking lot (I feel like they saw-whatever he still works there)
Okay, that's all for now. I might think of more…I gotta get right first!
Come on now. LOTS and LOTS of people be on here tryna fool a chick.
i also have more memory foam dots that i'd like to connect. But i don't think this is the place.
well its almost 8:44 MST here folks. I need to get ready. And dress partly for my hike, but still office appropriate.
@Jolie: So what was so cocky about it? You both want to see each other but both your schedules dont allow it so its not gonna work out, and it seems you both agree thats the case…so whats the issue? Life happens, right?
@Jolie-Ehhh…ol' no spark behind
Jac you are a HOT @zz. you're not leaving anything for the fabulous 30s. You gone be so dam3n tired you done tried erry dam2n thing.
@Jac and Tea: in the CHUCH though…the CHUCH…what were u thinking? I hate to be judgemental but dammit ya husseys! lol
@jolie – And women have called me arrogant. This cat makes me look like Desmond Tutu. Its obvious both of you are busy. I would have gone out of my way so we could go out. At least for the icebreaker. Now if I have to keep doing it then i need to leave you alone.
@no more: the problem is that HE wants me to ask him if I can see him. He wants to see me but only asks questions like "what are you doing tonight?" I said nothing on Monday and Tuesday yet he didnt open his mouth. He said, "well you shoulda asked to see me?" what kinda BS childish ish is that ..
I wanna be like Sir, I am in a Category 5 Manicane. I got naggas lined up for the week ASKING me out. I dont need to ASK YOU OUT.
But I didnt say that.. his arss is COCKY .. Did I mention he speaks about himself in the third person?
I think you do it in these places when you are constantly in committed relationships.
@Jolie: Okay, well yeah that is some BS. If you said you were free those days then he shouldve made that date then.
@jolie
"I wanna be like Sir, I am in a Category 5 Manicane. I got naggas lined up for the week ASKING me out. I dont need to ASK YOU OUT."
Is that how you really feel. He may be like you and have them lined up too. That may be the reason for the stalemate.
@Cuzzo – Where is your list?
"I think you do it in these places when you are constantly in committed relationships."
Mostly you just do what you gotta do when you're trying to please your mate. I know I do…like the everything building on this campus…except the church. He had a key…and all I wanted to do was f#ck da police.
He sounds super young. To me if a man is really in to you. Time appears out of magically out of the sky. This is called insecure games 1.0.
@jolie: LOL. speaking about yourself in 3rd person is just plain weird…
Man…Comeback takes up to church like errday.
@Jolie: Ok so my take on the situation Jolie is that you shut him down with your pride before he even had a chance…with the "it was nice meeting you." has anyone here ever had a job in sales where you had to rebuttle folks?!?…well i have.
he even came back with the "weekday" comment. what you could have said was, "well i have a few of those open, WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?" at this point he would have no choice but to step up to the plate. you killed this deal though, honestly you gave him no opening and an easy out. PRIDE, it ruins everything. yeah his initial line was a bit arrogant, but the "what did you have in mind" always lead them back to being the one having to make the move.
neither of you are THAT busy, but hell you both were too hellbent on keeping your pride in check that you let the opportunity to slip.
Oh ok….
-SC's homecoming
-UA some guy's apartment
-IHOP
-DCH parking lot (That's a hospital)
Now I've got other "experiences" too. But I don't think they count in this post.
So back to the post at hand:
1. 50 yard line football field in the snow
2. pool
3. beach
4. ocean
5. river
6. lake ( i like bodies of water I guess)
7. cars
8 A Van at Fedex field during the game on the first row .. people were leaning against the van
9. in a convertible in the rain
10. pool house
but neva eva church heffas! (tone: loving)
@Teacia –
"neither of you are THAT busy, but hell you both were too hellbent on keeping your pride in check that you let the opportunity to slip."
You're right. Maybe it was best that it ended like that. I dont know if both of their heads could fit in the same room.
And about the church, it wasn't MY church…yeah I know that doesn't change things. I repented for that one a looong time ago…*aaaah bless*
alright all this s*x talk is messing me up real bad. I am about to purposefully get myself out the club, comeback I am thinking I can get Mr banana republic to contribute to my demise!!!!
Oh yeah, how can I forget I went on vacation and my ex came to get me and on the way back we stepped at the rest stop….best s#x I've ever had.
@humble:regarding my comment. If he showed genuine interest instead of games I wouldnt have them lined up this week. I met him first but he played games.
@teacia: yeah I shut him down but honestly i like a man who says what he wants and doesnt bullshat around..
Can yall come up with some text messages to make this jump off happen? i need to 1. know if he single and sexually available and 2. i need to know if he wants to get busy, BUT I NEED TO BUILD UP TO IT AND I NEED TO DO it in a classy but provocative way, so that he dont think im just using him for my sexual pleasures.
@Jolie: i think we often times give men too much credit, they mean well bless their little heart but times have changed. the new age woman isn't the easiest one to step to anymore. he could have been afraid of rejection which is why he opened it like he did.
we have to learn to OVERLOOK some of the ignance that leave their lips. they really are just trying to figure it out, the recent success of blacks is all very new to us and couple that with the women's liberation movement and we're still working through some things. you should have honestly laughed it off with a "big pimpin" statement of some sort and then given him the opening with "what did you have in mind"…hell you could still shoot him a text with that…and see where it leads you.
Mikki: What's wrong with using a man for your sexual pleasures?
"I dont know if both of their heads could fit in the same room."
@Humble: HA!
"@Cuzzo – Where is your list?"
I don't have one…
@Tea: wasn't your church? I'm going to try really hard to PRETEND you did not say that.
@Jac: Wow. comeback is right. And your young butt is shutting me down.
@Mikki: Just send a message saying "BRING ME THAT D!CK". I dont think I would care if I was being used or not if I received a text like that.
@Mikki: it's simple and it's guaranteed to work. "i want you." 100% success rate i promise, it'll catch him off guard and move the conversation to seductive but respectful b/c he will still be confused. if he's not single, he will let it be known(hopefully).
@No More: Ha ha ha, she said respectful…"bring me that dick" may work if he isn't turned off a bit by the crassness.
@Mikki: I'd go with the more subtle approach (I want you) as Tea mentioned and NOT No More's abrasive (bring me that D), a dude would say that would he…smh.
He is a nut! plain and simple. And if the other 3 guys i'm going out with this week can step up then damnit so can he. He just gchatted me and said: " yea i like pushin buttons i get turned on by it"
he has issues….
and so do I for continuing this conversation
@Teacia
"i think we often times give men too much credit, they mean well bless their little heart but times have changed. the new age woman isn’t the easiest one to step to anymore. he could have been afraid of rejection which is why he opened it like he did.
we have to learn to OVERLOOK some of the ignance that leave their lips. they really are just trying to figure it out, the recent success of blacks is all very new to us and couple that with the women’s liberation movement and we’re still working through some things. you should have honestly laughed it off with a “big pimpin” statement of some sort and then given him the opening with “what did you have in mind”…hell you could still shoot him a text with that…and see where it leads you."
I am impressed. You may understand men just a bit.
@Mikki
"What’s wrong with using a man for your sexual pleasures?"
Jac is right. Whats wrong with that? We dont mind.
@Teacia: Yeah, i know. I might be the only one who would like that sort of directness.
@Mikki: just sent out the "i want u" text as a "trial"…and the response was "come get me" and it didn't even take 60 seconds.
…now i gotta figure out a way out of it, dammit…didn't think this through.
lmao heroes!!! Uhhh no can do.
Jac he got offended and all bent outta shape when i came at him like he was a slutbag and tho i do see him as one I can't be so rude this time around or he aint going to want to do it.
@Teacia…I DID IT IN GIBBS HALL TOO!!! YAY!!!
oh and the back of my mom's van in mid-day parked at my boyfriend's job which happened to be a carwash! That was GREAT!
@Humble…you're JUST starting to like me? GEEZ! LMAO
@Mikki: just sent out the “i want u” text as a “trial”…and the response was “come get me” and it didn’t even take 60 seconds.
…now i gotta figure out a way out of it, dammit…didn’t think this through.
ROFL. This was my funny for today!
@Jolie: RUN far and fast. He's just going to keep disappointing you with his unwitticisms. But, you already knew this…are u the type that likes to be entertained by this behavior?
Deh boi sound so stchupid (i had to use my patois)
ok the "i want u" text just went out…..
@Humble: thanks! some people focus on their careers, others on school…up until about a year ago my focus was on men. so i became very succesful at it, and manipulating the situation to get the response i wanted…that is until i don't care anymore, then i just b*tch and complain. not a good look mind you.
@No More: you think, lol.
(clearing throat) the church is just a building…the real temple is ur body!!!!
~or~
gone head screw all and up threw that junt!!! ur scholarship to hell has been rewarded!!!!
Oh I forgot… I did it/ rocked the MIKE a COUPLE of times outside the ex's job….. in an open lot in the backseat of my then Toyota Echo which did NOT have dark tent. A paramedic's station was right in front of us and I'm sure they caught an eyefull.
@Breelicious
"you’re JUST starting to like me? GEEZ! LMAO"
I have always liked you as a person. lol. We have too many things in common. Your list made me start liking you in other ways.
NoMore: Is it cool to call and say I'm wet, I have a condom and I'm on my way?
@Mikki: yaaaaaay!!! good deal!
@Bree: yes mam, i loved it…sneaking up the side stairs…ahhh the good ole days.
@Nikki: i replied with, "i can't…just wanted to let you know i was thinking of you." he replied with a smiley face…cause we all know that "b*tches love smiley faces."
Aww damn Teacia i forgot the smiley face!! shat!!
Jac ewww, just ewwwwww
I forgot he changed his number, im not sure if i texted the right one, im gonna resend it and let him know its me with a smiley face!!!
@Teacia: Nikki: i replied with, “i can’t…just wanted to let you know i was thinking of you.” he replied with a smiley face…cause we all know that “b*tches love smiley faces.”
Girl, why am I cracking up cause I just saw that on VSB. You played that SUPER smooth though.
@Mikki: you think too much
"“i can’t…just wanted to let you know i was thinking of you.”
@Tea: you got game sweety…
Places continued(thanks to Bree sparking my memory):
In my mother's van in a dark alley, lol.
On a baseball field well after our softball game had ended(not only did i play 3rd base that day).
In one of those gas station car washes while the car was being washed and waxed…needless to say it was not the only thing that got a waxing that day.
….and YES the church was bad bad bad, there are no excuses…good thing sweet baby Jesus died for my sins.
Tea, stop now. LMFAO
@Mikki: no you're not supposed to send it with a smiley face. it's supposed to be seductive not silly.
@Nicki: really, let me go see what their long-winded asses are talking bout today.
@Cuzzo: thanks mam, i does what i do.
lmao he said "wow where did that come from?" with a smiley face
now what yall….
LMAO Teacia my bad too late i got a response…. what do i do!!
@Cuzzo
"“I dont know if both of their heads could fit in the same room.”
@Humble: HA!"
Two cocky mofos trying to holla at each other is funny. I know about this.
@Teacia
"thanks! some people focus on their careers, others on school…up until about a year ago my focus was on men. so i became very succesful at it, and manipulating the situation to get the response i wanted…that is until i don’t care anymore, then i just b*tch and complain. not a good look mind you."
You need to give classes or something. If women could understand men better they could get more of what they want in relationships.
@Jac: Yes, that is exactly the type of directness I want to hear.
Also, thanks to all of your exploits I am going to go out of my way to find some adventurous places to have s3x. Potential GF will send you all thank you cards later.
@Mikki: …thinking. give me a sec.
T im tryna figure out how you make "sweet baby Jesus" sound naughty.
And I the only geek addicted to "THE OFFICE"? I'm at work, watching it on the internet. LOL.
@Teacia: That's the same thing Jac said. I wandered over there once and that's how I discovered you guys.
Ok guys got it…
we wait….
"I remember I got a few descriptive texts from a girl I was dating."
@Humble: see now that may only work if you're indeed dating the person. Mikki doesn't have a situation with this dude.
@Mikki: what is your situation with dude?
(I say dude a lot, don't I)
@T: Girl, wasn't it? I got a visual on that one. What about the girl that came over and was screaming weird combination phrases? WOW. have you looked at the comments?
@Nicki: yeah i saw that mess, not interested. oh and i LOVE "The Office," watching it now as well now.
@Bree: i'm just trying to keep up with you pimpin.
@Mikki: oh and in the future, remember when you want something never ask open ended questions, men hate to think(sorry fellas), make it easy for them and ask yes or no questions.
Cuzzo FWB's off and on 3 years and counting…..
last year around this time he was in my bed and it was about to go down when i decided i couldn't do it anymore and I got in the celibacy club. We keep in touch just to make sure each of use are doing ok.
He texted me back "Sure babe but what's up?"
lol he think im smoking something….
now what yall….
@Mikki: I would think you were smokin something too if we hadn't had sex in a year and you're the one that ended it. He did say sure…so ure in there like swimwear.
@Cuzzo
"see now that may only work if you’re indeed dating the person"
I guess so. I didnt really date her in the traditional sense. I knew her a for a few weeks. We never went out. I burned some and drank with her a few times. We talked on the phone a lot.
@Mikki: whoooooooooa, are you sure you want to do this? do you want more from this guy?
@Humble: and she had to send you suggestive texts before anything popped off? or was that after contact was made?
Mikki: I can't believe that LoL
And yes, men hate to think….
RANDOM: Yeppp, 48 out of 100 on that Chemistry test. Takes real talent to fail that well folks.
(laughing to keep from hurling papers across in the room in a fit!)
@Everyone: it feels like we're monopolizing the conversation. i know there are lurkers out there who want to say SOMETHING, what are your thoughts…where have you had crazy sexy cool relations at? is there somewhere you want to lay the pipe, or have your back blown out,lol?
Come on don't be scurred, we won't bite I promise(well watch out for Jaclynn)!!
LOL @ Nicki…i've only failed a class ONCE in my life and it was in Chemistry…oh and Calculus(worthless math i tell ya), don't feel bad.
@Cuzzo
"if you were in this situation, would u take mikki seriously?"
It depends on the situation. If there were strong feelings involved then my rule is to not go back. If it was fwb then it is all good. But if you are flakey i.e. one minute you're down and the next minute you're not you will not be takien seriously.
My list is pretty sad..so I'm not telling.
But in the future, I want to do it in the back of a suburban (or some other big ginormous SUV, on the kitchen counter, on my dining room table, standing up against a wall, and on my desk at work.
*blushes*
I'n leaving now.
@8th Wonder: Yeah you should get hold of an Excursion…my mom had one of those for a couple of months when she was getting her transmission fixed and yeah it was the GREATEST!!
@Nicki: why did you choose Chemistry…in the future Biological Science is an EASY A!!
@ Teacia: Girl, I bet it was…mmm.
"Ok guys got it…
we wait…."
that suggestive @zz text…i meant to say don't do it Mik. Has anybody learned anything from my text-tactical mis-adventures. I need more info on this BR dude. Where did you meet him, not on myspace i hope?
"*blushes*"
lol@8th wonder…awww, come back.
"chemistry has NOTHING to do with my psychology major."
@Nicki: doesn't the brain have something to do with chemistry? like when we smell a certain scent, it triggers something in us.
In a fantasy, I want to have on a skirt and sit on someone's lap in a restaurant….. or get done in a doctor's office.
In a movie once,( I don't remember the name) but Asian men where in a restaurant and one of them had a woman on his lap and his ands "up there" while he was holding a normal conversation with the men around him. very sexy.
Teacia: I do not bite. Come on lurkers.
Nicki: Man..I am like that with Chem to though.
"In a fantasy, I want to have on a skirt and sit on someone’s lap…."
Co-sign
@8th: you haven't done it unless you've done it in a big truck on a highway shoulder in broad daylight, people will see the truck rocking and know what's going on…it's like being watched but not, that is if you have tinted windows.
then again the 18 wheeler was the MOST!
@T: My daggone advisor went and told me that Chemistry was the easy A. Don't get me wrong, my teacher is fabulous… it's just that I hate the subject, and the labs…. I have NO INTEREST. LOL
@Cuzzo: That's more of a biopsychologist. I just wanna work with kids!
"men where in a restaurant and one of them had a woman on his lap and his ands “up there” while he was holding a normal conversation with the men around him"
@ Nik this is hottness…and i think its how its supposed to be done. That movie escapade that I witnessed was just a sloppy mess. If you're gonna do it. the objective is PEOPLE DON'T KNOW.
"i have come to the conclusion that we won’t ever actually “Be” together but the sex is off the chain each and every time we get together no fail. "
@ Mik …thinking makes it so…or so i've discovered so if you've come to this conclusion you might as well do whatever the hel!l your vayjay jay is telling you to do.
@Mik: "and then go about our marry way til some one decides they “need” something"
No girl… I don't think it's healthy… Are you really ok with this, or just accepting it for a moment? I have definitely been in a similar situation and convinced myself I was okay but deep down, it was killing me.
@Jac: Any science gets me that way. I got a C in Biology (and I'm normally a fantastic student)… but my lab teacher had the WORST stutter (it was so bad that I thought there had to be cameras filming behind the scenes. He couldn't get out 1 sentence)
Mikki: DAYUM…uhhh yeah, we gonna have to get you out of that text, give me a minute to think of a good exit.
"I just wanna work with kids!"
@Nicki: they are the most effed up ppl out there. I think something really is wrong with the brains chemically. u might need that class dahling. plp started smokin crack in the 80's and 90's and the kids are all effed up today. write a paper on that and see if u can bump ya grade up.
"In a fantasy, I want to have on a skirt and sit on someone’s lap in a restaurant…"
Ok I have never thought of this. I want to do it. I need to find some candidates. Thank you Nicki for putting this in my head.
@Comeback: " Nik this is hottness…and i think its how its supposed to be done. That movie escapade that I witnessed was just a sloppy mess. If you’re gonna do it. the objective is PEOPLE DON’T KNOW"
I agree. Girl, I wish I could find that movie, I'd be watching it with Mr. Bullet on hand.
@Why so: and yeah differently = not thinking.
@Humble: You are welcome sir. I want to do it myself one day. I'm telling you WAIT until I get married, it's over for EVERY PLACE (I believe the police are less inclined to arrest married folk. LOL)
@Cuzzo: Ahhh. I'll see if the teacher will let me do that. I just want to get out with a C. I can't even shoot for the stars with this class.
lmao @ yall getting me out the text!!
im trying to get out the club and here yall go tryin to stop me!
sike nawl i feel yall tho
Teacia what chu got its been 15 minutes without a response from me
MIK
"Can yall come up with some text messages to make this jump off happen? i need to 1. know if he single and sexually available and 2. i need to know if he wants to get busy, BUT I NEED TO BUILD UP TO IT AND I NEED TO DO it in a classy but provocative way, so that he dont think im just using him for my sexual pleasures."
feel me in. Im tryna multi-task. Is this Banana Republic. I need to finish your chart, but the book i like to reference is in dc. you gotta wait till the weekend.
This is such a messy @zz slippery slope.
Mikki: "i've been stressed at work lately and moving also took a toll on me, maybe i need a nice dinner and friendly conversation instead to get over the hump. do you have an extra ear that you can lend to an old friend?"
yeah it may take 2 messages but ol well.
What about being in a club with a skirt and doing a little dance?
That's always fun? Mikki…what did he say again?
Excellent wording Teacia.
Jac
"Sure babe but whats wrong"
Ok Teacia got it
Yeah I agree with Comeback this is messy as hell and I would have NOT given you THAT opening if I had known the background.
Thanks Jackie sweetie.
I like the wording though that T gave. Mik needs to make up her mind what cookie jar this situationship is going to fit in…if its just memorable booty calls then label the jar as such. Just don't try and put the bootay @zz cookies in the "i want a meaningful relationship" jar. Those switcher-roos rarely work. And you've already in your mind designated this situation as nothing more than what you already have.
the mind is a powerful thing. If you want more, then YOUR (not what we think and tell you to say) ACTIONS, WORDS, and THOUGHTS need to be in alignment.
i've been stressed at work lately and dealing with this rental property i just brought has taken its toll on me over the past few weeks maybe i need a nice dinner and friendly conversation instead to get over the hump. do you have an extra ear that you can lend to an old friend?
"the mind is a powerful thing. If you want more, then your ACTIONS, WORDS, and THOUGHTS need to be in alignment."
Amen! And don't accept anything less in order to get to the bigger goal. That NEVER works.
I cosign the above!
Amen to both Comeback and Nicki…and yes Mikki that will work.
Damn i've been starting shat and cleaning it up all day.
@T: Dam i’ve been starting shat and cleaning it up all day."
And honey, you are a great clean upper, if I say so myself. I may need you one day for just that.
Hell i'm gonna start charging yall asses, lol.
Comeback how was the hiking adventure? I did the trail out in Stone Mountain, GA last fall when I was there, it was pretty cool, hard as hell but I was in good shape back then so I really enjoyed it.
Did I mention the sex is off the chain?? lol
I dunno maybe Teacia and Bree can Identify. We are VERY sexual people so I take my sexual rendevous very seriously. Sometimes when your with someone who just doesn't have that "Balance" it can throw you off for a period of time and affect my day to day. Banana republic (Read end of yesterdays post) always makes it worth while. Nobody has been able to replace him since we started this thing…. which sucks for me
But you guys are right I sent the text, and we are waiting
@Mik: I love sex too… but my woman parts are connected to my heart, I discovered that.
If you can do the "Samantha" then I give more power to you and high fives and -ish, but I tried it, and fooled myself… it always hurt.
Why am I craving Pimento cheese? (sorry, tourettes).
"I did the trail out in Stone Mountain, GA last fall when I was there, it was pretty cool, hard as hell but I was in good shape back then so I really enjoyed it."
I go tonite well 430 MST i got my REI hiking boots. One of these mountains had a mountain lion scare. But Im not scared of "lions and tigers and bears" (work cite Jasmine Sullivan-love that song). Its supposed to be one of the easier trails. We'll see. The weather is really nice so, it shouldn't be that hard.
Im worried about Mik…i see i may have to bequeath my goldfish to someone else if my outdoor excusion results in some type of animal planet misadventure.
@Comeback: I applaude you going hiking (cause I know my lazy behind refuses)…. Have a great time.
I am a good gold fish care taker. LOL. You can make me her backup in your will.
"Banana republic always makes it worth my while"
Well then take your happy @zz to banana republic then, they have the cutest ruffle wrap dresses out right now.
lol Nicki i took the test im no Samantha!!
I shole hate yall talkin like im not here!
I want my fish!!!
@Mik: "lol Nicki i took the test im no Samantha!!
And knowing is half the battle. YO, JOE!
Where'd the men run off to?
Thanks Nik…you will be SOLE guardian of Jimi Comeback Hendrix, Sidonie-Gabrielle Comeback Collette, Robert Comeback Palmer, and Janis Comeback Joplin.
Well I know who is NOT getting my Dave Ramsey DVD collection
smh @ you come back smh!!
I'm mad yall talking like something is going to happen to Comeback.
Yes I'm a sexual being, however I'm real with mine. I try to avoid sleeping with men who will cause emotional conflict(success rate at about 80%). If I want a relationship with a guy, then it bothers me to my core to just sleep with them, and have been known to stop mid-sex b/c I couldn't go through with it.
I would say don't do it, but I've never understood not being able to "convince" a man that dating is something that he wants as well, lol. I dunno, you've already mentally accepted defeat, which is something that I don't do. Maybe that's the problem.
@comeback: I will take good care of them all… They may like they're temporary Kentucky/Indiana home. (cause we WILL be relocating soon. My word)
Mik: "smh @ you come back smh!!" Not SMH! I'm crackin up.
@ Mikki Im sorry but I can't have my dear gold fish being witness to your dating pitfalls. Then the next thing I know (from heaven) i'll have all these out of wedlock gold fish swimming around in my aquarium.
And I just can't have that. You MUST set a good example for my gold fish.
wait a minute Nick…my fish can't be "on the road again" either. My fish can't just pick up and leave on a moment's notice.
i hope my poor fish wouldn't go to a foster home. lol
lmao comeback im imperfect dang give me a break!
but ok picking Nicki as a back up is a good choice so I will live.
I got a text message back guys
"of course Mikki were u intending to cum my way?"
I would say don’t do it, but I’ve never understood not being able to “convince” a man that dating is something that he wants as well, lol. I dunno, you’ve already mentally accepted defeat, which is something that I don’t do. Maybe that’s the problem.
Could be Teacia, i mean i just never really thought it could be turned around but u raise a good point
And so the slippery slope begins ""cu#m my way"…i just bet buddy.
And so the the reverse chase begins. He's already told you you gotta come to him, in more ways than one. How does it feel mik to have a convertible relationship pen@is now? He's made you the dude. And he gets to play the docile chick.
i don't like banana republic anymore….**opens link to jcrew**
@Teacia
"Yes I’m a sexual being, however I’m real with mine. I try to avoid sleeping with men who will cause emotional conflict(success rate at about 80%). If I want a relationship with a guy, then it bothers me to my core to just sleep with them, and have been known to stop mid-sex b/c I couldn’t go through with it.
I have dealt with TOO MANY women that have played me similar to this. This use to piss me off greatly. They can be friends with benefits with this dude and that dude. But me? They can't do it. If I want sex with them I have to be in a committed relationship with them. WTF. Please explain this to me.
Yeah his response still has his mind where we lead him, dammit…i thought my response was going to work. You should say, "it's spelled come not cum, and what did you have in mind"…lol, yes that's my go to phrase.
@Comeback: aw man. I sorry.
@Mik: Back up to you is the ultimate compliment.
"I have dealt with TOO MANY women that have played me similar to this. This use to piss me off greatly. They can be friends with benefits with this dude and that dude. But me? They can’t do it. If I want sex with them I have to be in a committed relationship with them. WTF. Please explain this to me."
@Humble: I completely feel you. I have gotten that "your too good of a guy to be a jumpoff" mess a lot in life. Or the "my feelings for you are to deep". I think I'm gonna start keeping them at a distant and just play the asshole with good D role!
I guess us nice guys always finish last.
@Mik: what did he mean by "cum" his way?
When men text and use the word "cum" in place of "come" it confuses me and I don't like it!
lmao comeback jcrew!!
im dying
yea I dunno about "cumin" lol
but he stays in detroit and i am up in lansing (1 hour away) which is what he meant by that.
awww Nicki that was such a sweet thing to say *sister girl moment* I am tearing up a bit lol.
comeback why can't i just be his "Weekend girl" lol you know i been listening to that cd its bangin!
where did Teacia go, she has been usful, i just need to know what to say next!!
Never mind i see now
Got is Teacia im on it!!
@ SBM: Don't be that way. They dont want to put you in that jump-off category because you're a good man. That's a compliment.
Playing the asshole role will leave you with a satisfied dick and a lonely soul. There are too many good women out there for all that.
*points to herself*
See, we exist!
*rolling my eyes* @ SBM
"comeback why can’t i just be his “Weekend girl” lol you know i been listening to that cd its bangin!"
im all for dat: just don't get Sherelle/Alexander Oneil on his @zz " Monday, Tuesday, Weds, Thurs, Friday, Sat" love"
i took yall WAAAAAAAAAAAAY back.
Amen 8th wonder well said
lol @ comeback yes u went way back!
funny stuff
i texted what Teacia said…
we wait….
@Mik: Awww……
Comeback:Can I still have the shoes and purses?
8thWonder:I'm a good woman too.
I'm with Tea as well, I don't think I've ever just had a good ol' fashioned sack session that was relationship worthy. It could just be me but I sometimes treat sex like men. Hit, quit and be out. Please and thank you. In fact, I've even used a few men for my pleasure.
@ Comeback: Girl I was bangin Saturday Love on the ipod yesterday, you ain't said nothing but a word!
@Humble: b/c good men are hard to come by, and you don't seem like the "jumpoff" type of brotha. people perceive the energy you put out there. the ladies are just picking up on the greatness that makes up Humble.
@SBM: see 8th Wonder is a good woman, you don't even have to look past your blog for the answers, lol…do you want a lonely soul SBM sweetie? i didn't think so mister.
@8th Wonder: where you at girl…our dear sweet moderator needs a good woman in his life who isn't manipulative and complicated. what you got on that?
Hi 8th i see we have another old school music head on here
@ JAC..i aint dead no lions have eaten me ….but you can have the 42's jolie has the 41's.
@Humble: what Teacia said. You are a great guy.. nothing wrong with that. Be happy no one wants to prostitute ya.
Teacia:What are you our resident matchmaker? I think 8th Wonder would make an excellent woman for SBM.
Humble:I would be highly shocked if you did something evil…I mean seriously…well I dunno though…there must be something shady about you.
LMFAO @ Teacia like all day for real.
Response guys
"lol I know how to spell it… idk yet. It may be hard for me to come out to lansing & i'm in Toronto til about 5pm"
why did Tpain "can't believe it" just start playing in my head…….
Toronto canada, he goes there for work from time to time. I didn't actually want him to come to lansing, heck i wasnt even talking about tonight for that matter lol. now what!!
LMAO @ Teacia….don't mock me!
I cracked up at "you don’t even have to look past your blog for the answers.."
And Hi @ Comeback…yes old school is the best school
Damn you little feet heffas? I feel like freakin Incredible Hulk. And I saw the size and height posts yesterday. SO JEALOUS!
@SBM
" I completely feel you. I have gotten that “your too good of a guy to be a jumpoff” mess a lot in life. Or the “my feelings for you are to deep”. I think I’m gonna start keeping them at a distant and just play the asshole with good D role!
I guess us nice guys always finish last."
The s**t sucks. I have even had fwb turn on me. They knew I was dealing with other women and they were dealing with other men. Then they go pull this s**t. IDK. I can't win for losing.
@Mikki: "tell him no worries, yall can hang over the weekend not to stress it, whatever is convenient for the both of you." that way the sex doesn't feel like an obligation to anyone.
@Jac: you gon make me cut you gurl, only i can joke like that…lol.
Nick…what size shoe is you..i thought 41/9 42/10 were big for women.
@8th: my bad homie, a little blog love humor that's all.
@Comeback: Jac just helped me out on sizes. I got it all wrong.
I'm a 8 1/2 or 9. I didn't know the European sizes by heart.
Hmmm…ok Comeback I am splitting mine with Nicki. And the purses ma'am?
@Teacia: Hey, it made me crack up, we're good.
Jac is awesome for that. Loves ya.
"“lol I know how to spell it… idk yet. It may be hard for me to come out to lansing & i’m in Toronto til about 5pm”"
keep it movin…he should be suggesting alternate dates and times. Nevermind. He's killin me. Secondly your out of order with all this texting too.
@Nicki Sunshine & Teacia – Thank You. I am not willing to take advantage or s**t on women intentionally. I have dealt with this the majority of my adult life. I am not happy with it but I accept who I am try to get in where I fit in.
"I wanna go to a place where lovers go, and do the things that lovers do, no stress…a sweet caress from me to you. I wanna do the things we use to do, say the things we use to say…just lay every day all day."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdODuw5SZnE
this my shit!!!
@Humble: You are welcome. Sex can make things so messy….
I have to say I think that men like Humble are few and far between and because of the content of their character women have a hard time believing them when they are actually some of the most genuine people ever.
@Teacia: That is My SONG!
"Far away from here, far away from here, far a-way from here"
Hmmm..definitely feeling the music choices here…I also love "Woman First"
Kindred…i love them..i can't play it here in the office. but that is such a pretty song Philly stand up…i rep philly every other weds.
"Playing the asshole role will leave you with a satisfied dick and a lonely soul. There are too many good women out there for all that."
@8th Wonder & Teacia: IDK … satisfied dick does sound pretty good. Its definitely the million dollar question for me personally right now.
@Humble: "Why can’t a brother get a satisfied dick without all the other stuff?"
You can, with a hooker, or a Samantha type, but you guys probably wouldn't be happy with that either.
@why so serious?
"yo, im wrestling with the same thing….it’s two choices
1) be george clooney/bruce wayne/james bond super-bachelor all my life and have excitement
or
2) be Obama pt 2 super-family man and have stability
There is a fork in the road, and that fork will have food on it. mmmm"
That is the same dilemma i'm in. IDK. Right now I think #1 is the way you live until you meet somebody that makes you do 2. It's still kind of hard for me to sit on that because I am older.
@ Nicki: That's exactly right, they wouldn't be happy with it. They'd get that chick that just wants to bone (Which they claim they want) and then be angry because they're such good guys, yet the girl would rather cum and run off to be with some no-job having, baby-making degenerate.
Nobody is ever happy.
*standing ovation* goes to Nicki!!
They complain about wanting one thing, but the women who will provide these services they wouldn't want to associate themselves with. If you want a jump-off find a bucket head, but don't be looking to respectful and successful women to hold down your carnal cravings…NEXT!!!
@Why So: See … us guys know how hard of a decision it is.
@Jac, Teacia, 8th Wonder: I know I know I know … I do want the family, the house, and the rugrats running around breaking sh*t … but can't I wait a couple more years???
@Jac: 60 is soooooooooooooo far away.
Wow…Teacia and Nicki are so on point with that. Have a good woman and wanna be a h0 but have a h0 and want a good woman. Ugghh
@Daisy: I"m cracking up.. what do they say, girl? I don't have a clue.
@8th Wonder: Or get a girl like Mahhhh-cus, where they end up catching feelings and as a result, feel slutted.
Well folks I'm off to pick up the kid and then to class, and then home to create a mock spreadsheet for my job interview in the morning. It's still at the college but in another department, pays more, same hours…an all around good look. Except I may actually have to start working…dammit!!
You can't have it all I guess…later folks.
@The Fellas: Upgrade your life!
@Nicki Sunshine
"You can, with a hooker, or a Samantha type, but you guys probably wouldn’t be happy with that either."
The hooker is a no go. I dont pay for p**sy. And I dont know who Samantha is.
@Dasisy: I wear a 7.5!! nah nahny boo boo!! *sticking out tongue*
@ SBM: jump around for a few months…see if you don't want that picket fence sooner rather than later.
@ Nicki: Yep. And we all know how that story would end.
The problem is that WE as WOMEN who ALWYAS set the tone. don't do so CONSISTENTLY. A man will take ANYTHING you give him and then judge you for it. Its high time we start to walk the walk and talk the talk…and not just when our vayjay isn't looking for a little attention.
LMAO @ Nicki you are so right I need to embrace the club, can we have a party or something?
"LMAO @ Nicki you are so right I need to embrace the club, can we have a party or something?"
i think we should marry ourselves. "self would you take your OWN @zz …" just a symbolic form of committment TO OUR inner guide and better judgement.
leave it to comeback to be one with her woo woo up n throughness, I didn't say nothing about getting married i JUST WANNA PARTY!!
14 DAYS!!!
"leave it to comeback to be one with her woo woo up n throughness, I didn’t say nothing about getting married i JUST WANNA PARTY!!"
i was gonna put you on gold fish visitation (monthly). I see thats out too.
The problem is that WE as WOMEN who ALWYAS set the tone. don’t do so CONSISTENTLY. A man will take ANYTHING you give him and then judge you for it. Its high time we start to walk the walk and talk the talk…and not just when our vayjay isn’t looking for a little attention.?
Very well said, ma'am!
@Mik: "LMAO @ Nicki you are so right I need to embrace the club, can we have a party or something?"
Oh yes we can. Celibacy is not permanant… we are just looking for something better!
@comeback: I can't marry myself. My arms are too short to hold me. LOL. "I just want to be held."
LMAO @ DAND NOW IM DOWN TO JUST VISITATION RIGHTS I REALLY MUCKED THAT ONE UP!!!
I just want something that is absolutely amazing that like humbles me into like not saying anything X-rated ever again…cause I'm too busy doing him day in and day out
@Jac: LOL. YOU never cease to amaze me doll.
My time for the man is done guys. Talk to ya later!
"@comeback: I can’t marry myself. My arms are too short to hold me. LOL. “I just want to be held"
LOL…and too short to box with God. But i read in some YAYA book/magazine…that women were having weddings to marry themselves. I thought that was such a great idea. Apparently I am the only one.
Hey! I am too late to the party. Ya'll are some freaks! I didn't have sex until I was 24 so I don't have any high school stories. But here is my list for my short lived sex life…
-In the mail room
-In a conference room
-Outside my ex apartment complex(unfortunately this man stood there watching us, but it was to good to stop…lol)
-In a car
-A bathtub
-On a air mattress
-In a random hotel room (really gross when I think back about it)
-giving oral while he drives
-In a closet
-The movies
-On the balcony of my old apartment
I think that is it for now. I think anyone can top the Sprint store that is funny as hell!!!
@ Jac your libido amazes me ur not even in your sex@ual prime yet. in 7 or 8 years you're gonna be uncontrollable or joining the daughters perpetual hope.
NoMore:Dying laughing @ thank you notes….she must be brown sugar.
Mik I will ok Banana Republic dude as long as you get some cute little trouser pants out of the deal.
@Teacia: It may have been in the comments portion of today’s post. (or was that yesterdays) My memory is a tragedy. LOL. But they are talking about sex too!!!!!
@Mikki: how about “nevermind that…what do u think?” no more smiley faces
@Comeback: Lol…whateva
@Nicki: i don’t have the patience to do VSB anymore…man, people think we go off on a tangent over there, the threaded replies are a beast to keep up with.
@Humble: if only it were that simple, but the key is finding someone you’re on the same page with value wise…the rest is a cinch.
@Mikki: i was just about to say what Cuzzo said, don’t even address it, just move on to the next question.
the next question being “can i have u?”
@No Mo Heroes – I feel you with the directness. I remember I got a few descriptive texts from a girl I was dating. She was telling me how she wanted me to hit it when we hooked up that night. Being direct is not bad all the time.
oh don’t forget Susan Miller’s new scopes are up for Oct. hands down the greatest astrologer living and who ever lived. i love the way she writes too…http://www.astrologyzone.com/main.html
@Nicki: i just read the post, it was super funny, especially this part: “my point is that there’s sex, good sex, very good sex, and sex that’ll have you doing and saying the most inane and unbelievable sh*t during and directly after the act. the type of sex that’ll make you jump up right afterward and iron clothes butt naked at 3 in the morning while whistling “ordinary people”. ”
LMAO!!! Oh and they are how I found this beautiful site as well. If the marriage would have gone down, they would have been the guests of honor, lol.
@Comeback: thanks…headed that way now.
@Cuzzo: yes you do, i use to say it but my EX would laugh at me all the time so i stopped…even though he says ignant sh*t like gievicious pronounced ji-vicious…and other dumb stuff with “ji” in front of it…ugggh i hate that “word.”
My “descriptive” texts could get me fined by the FCC..seriously
@Teacia..hi-five, for being just as cool as me! LMAO
@T: LOL. Girl, I’m watching the “Weight Loss.” Daggone school schedule is making me miss everything. That Michael is a trip!
lmao cuzzo that is very true indeed it was me that ended it. Its been a year and I haven’t had any REAL prospects to even consider letting go of the libra in me lol. at this point im thinking if im gonna do it, may as well be with someone I care for and know 100% i am gonna get just what i need with no let downs
@Mik: @Mikki: whoooooooooa, are you sure you want to do this? do you want more from this guy?”
I was thinking the same thing.
If you are wanting more, I would definitely back away from that… treat a prostitute guy like a prostitute… not a quality man.
@Mikki: yea but now he might be salty. You can’t do that to ppl – just turn the sex on and off on your own accord. What if he did that to you? It’s supposed to be all good now to hop back in the sack?
@the dudes: if you were in this situation, would u take mikki seriously?
no no no…men like to think, we just like to think differently.
@Cuzzo
“and she had to send you suggestive texts before anything popped off? or was that after contact was made?”
She would throw out hints but was never direct. That same day she sent the text was the first time we did something.
@Breelicious
“My “descriptive” texts could get me fined by the FCC..seriously”
Interesting. Very interesting.
@ Nikki – it is said that women with big feet have deep…err uhmmm thoughts. Yea, thoughts.
LOL!
CELIBACY CLUB UNITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@T: It’s comforting to know I am not the only one… Girl, what’s so sad, is after the test was over, I knew I did horribly and didn’t care. I was just glad it is over. General Ed classes suck anyway… chemistry has NOTHING to do with my psychology major.
Ha ha ha ha ha @ Daisy!!!
Yall heffas got me LoL in class, it's a good thing the teacher is late cause they all looked at me and then laughed at my outburst.
It was actually Nicki's response to Jaclynn's freaky ass and Comeback's realization that she was the only one ready to marry herself that did me in…had Sprite coming out my nose. Yall are some REAL characters I tell ya
Ms D: ummm I didn't have sex in high school, granted I got 7 years on u those were all places from my college years..
All of yall need to get laid and ASAP!!! Mikki I don't know how you've done it girl.
So I don't know what I'm going to do with myself on my bday…got that ticket to DC but it's no use in going now. Any suggestions for bday fun? Any places OTHER than Miami and Orlando that you guys have in mind for you girl to get her grown and sexy on?
I dunno guys, I have wanted him since the day i met him. We been in this sexual relationship for 3 year and counting and the sex has been beautiful but all the other ups n downs not so much. we fight, we share dreams, we make what i feel is love, have dates, and then go about our marry way til some one decides they “need” something, and its always been back n forth this way for a long time. i have come to the conclusion that we won’t ever actually “Be” together but the sex is off the chain each and every time we get together no fail.
Cuzzo, One time before the last sexual encounter, i was pissed off so i decided i wouldn’t get my “feelings involved” anymore so i called him to tell him i was coming to basically fuck him and I did exactly that, after the session was over I got up n left him there butt ass naked. He figured out what i had done and was livid, he went on saying how he would never in his life treat me that way and blah blah blah.
So after he got over it a few months later he came to my house and figured he would hurt my feelings by doing me the same way. I was made but i pretty much knew i had it coming so i let it go. Then the last time was when i got into my car accident and he was by my side. But i was such an emotional reck by then that there was no way i was gonna sleep with him so i didn’t……
and here we are today lol.
So do I risk it for one night of pleasure?
Vegas man…pu$$y cat doll revue, barry manilow, bette midler, Cirque du Soleil…who could ask for anything more.
i might actually just go ahead and go next week fri-sun.
uhhh yeah not exactly my idea of a good time…although I do love me some Bette Midler…"flyyyy flyyyy, so high up in the sky…calling all angels" yeah that's my girl.
@ Teacia – Don't do Vegas. What about Houston? Or Dallas? Or NOLA. You need to get durty on your b-day so you can spend the remainder of the year washing off – hehehe.
What the Pu$$y cats are the bomb. Smooth it out with some "Mandy"..im skraight.
Wait a minute, I take that back. Hold on to your ticket to DC. It just MIGHT come in handy. Don't give up yet…
Thanks guys I may just stay home and change the date to the Inaugural Seminar in Jan…yep that's what i'll do.
" Inaugural Seminar in Jan…yep that’s what i’ll do."
hopefully the the city will still be buzzin off of an obama high.
ummm, it's for 10 days and its for his impending inauguration…trust me it will be buzzing!
I'm at our school's Public Opinion Research Lab doing polling for the election…bored and cold!!! But I have to do it for one of my classes. People are not interested in having a voice I swear.
Comeback, girl it's significantly reduced since I started out!
Teacia: You should come to NOLA!!!!
SBM:What will do when your 25 year old satisfied dick is 60 and limp? You will want someone to fill your soul with warmth.
@ SBM: I mean hey, get yours if that’s all that you want right now…but don’t complain because women would rather hubby you up than cum and go.
LOL COMEBACK YEA GIRL ITS A RAP, guess im still stuck in this damn club!!
smh
sbm ….
yo, im wrestling with the same thing….it’s two choices
1) be george clooney/bruce wayne/james bond super-bachelor all my life and have excitement
or
2) be Obama pt 2 super-family man and have stability
There is a fork in the road, and that fork will have food on it. mmmm
Whyso: Obama pt. 2…I think you can do it.
he said “k will do hugs n kisses”
im sure nothing is going to come of that, and if it does id be suprised.
comeback what about the GAP???
@Mik: the Celibacy Club loves you.
LOL, but seriously, when the right man comes along, it’ll all be worth it.
@whyso: Obama dreams are sexy.
Teacia charge it to stupid men lol, when your around them so much its easy to resist the "urge" lol. Butter uhhh I am starting to get a lil wacky over here u see yall had me texting an old fwb, low key i might start stalking Mr. banana republic lol
J.K J.K!!!
My Dday is in 14 days all i want is a vera wang dress n some stilettos to go out in.
*rolling my eyes* yet AGAIN @SBM…naggas!!
get in where you fit in pimpin’, just be careful not to get left out.
@8th: that negro ain’t complaining he just want us to stroke his ego. the men love us on this here blog.
@SBM
“IDK … satisfied dick does sound pretty good. Its definitely the million dollar question for me personally right now”
Why can’t a brother get a satisfied dick without all the other stuff?
@Why So: Im in the same situation, unfortunately the Obama pt 2 deal is losing right now.
@ Teacia: I see, I see.
I’m sick of all you little foot heffas rubbing ya’ll’s sizes in my face. I wear and ELEVEN. Yea I said it. And my shoe collection is still FIIIEEERRRCCEEE!!!
Plus, you know what they say about women with big feet….
Thank u SBM and Jac for letting me call u for this political poll…any other takers out there?
SBM you should be shot for being so damn silly!!!!
Mikki…yeah not a good look…well just don't get caught up if u decide to do it.
Eh Teacia I am good, yall just need to stop all this sexually explicit talk either that or i need a serious break lol.
I need to shoot out an email to Readers Request Thursday so we can talk about money, i dare some one turn a subject about finance into sex talk….
then again this is SBM's site….
on second thought never mind
I'm bouncing out this piece in 10 mins…I don't know how people actually do this for a living.
i'm way late for the party, but….
-in my hospital bed (hospitalized for dehydration)
-at the park
-at circuit city (I use to work there, so did he)
-at a furniture store in the bed section, during working hours (he was the manager)
-at a casino, next to the blackjack table at 2 am
-in the car in various places
-at his parents house on the couch
-on my deck during the middle of the day…i have no fence
-at the drive in, in the back of the pick up
-under the bleachers at a football game in high school
-in the boys locker room in high school
i'm only 27 so i'm sure i will have more place coming soon
Looks like y'all have been busy today. Well since I use my real name I will keep my list of places to myself
just in case a certain somebody is lurking. I'm in the celibate club right now and I really don't want him to get any ideas.
CELIBACY CLUB MEMBERS UNITE!!
hey thats starting to sound catchy…. I think every time some one mentions being celibate im going to blurt that out.
Ok so I'm still here cause technically I'm supposed to stay until 9pm and I decided to stick it out….ohhhh the misery!!!
Damn Indiana gurl on a furniture store bed DURING working hours!!! You're better than me!!
@Teacia
shameful I know, but it was a heat of the moment thing. I would do it again is the sad part. It was the thrill of getting caught that made it so hot
central park
bacardi rum distillery in puerto rico
beach in puerto rico
football field in college (we were athletes, sue me..lol)
track field in college
library
guggenheim museum in nyc
grey's papayas bathroom in nyc
A-Train
PATH Train
Liberty Park
Washington Square Park
My backyard
i thought we meet here for the debate discussions HELLO!!! anybody home???
Where I've been:
* Beach
* My balcony with an audience
* Gave head while driving down 64
* Men's dorm @ Hampton while his roommate was on the phone with his girlfriend right next to us!
* In the window of the Doubletree Crystal City facing 395
* In the kitchen while my mother was in the study
* My parents backyard while they were home
* My parents driveway on the hood of the car
* Hotel lobby restroom
* In a park
* At my desk after hours
* In a restaurant after hours – in the office, on the bar, on a table, in the kitchen
* On the dance floor at H2O
Where I want:
* In a movie theater
* On Einstein's lap in DC
* On an airplane
* On a boat
Let's just say there are some places on campus that I walk by and get very, very nice flashbacks around … the mall, anywhere in AA hall lol.
my crazy places/situations:
#1 in a small jeep that was smaller then i thout so we wound up doing it outside at a elementary school's "nature trail" in 20-30 degree weather lol
#2 in my mama's small sized ford truck (think of a 80's s-10……yea that small)
#3 in my ss monte carlo (t-tops) that has no heat
so we got sum extention cords, pluged up a small room-heater, put it in the car & then had ghetto warm sex lol
#4 im pretty sho many have done this but…….in one of my high school's girls bathroom