Age seems to be this weeks theme…
Everyone has been played before, weather you realize or not or weather you choose to be in denial about it or not. Its life, it happens, you move on.
I work in the entertainment industry and before that, was a guy who generally enjoyed going out and having a good time. Now, the only difference is that I am in LA and I get paid to be out on any given night surrounded by attractive women and the liquors.
Warning Sign #1
That night numbers were not exchanged. She rather forced me to take hers and relinquish mine and instantaneously I was left feeling how women must when dudes push up on them uninvited. She wasn’t unattractive but her “swag” was more than a little over powering. I chalked it all up to my fresh taper and took it in stride. I was feeling myself.
Warning Sign #2
“Where have you been?” These are the words I receive as her and her girls make their exit and pass me. My goofy/confused smile is met with an, “I’ve been looking for you.” It is at this point when I begin to thumb through the berry and discover a couple of text messages…from her.
Warning Sign #3
She hit me up the next day via text and I made a brief reply and ignored the rest. She was already bothering me and I really did not want to be forced to dislike a person I didn’t know. Two days later the same thing happened again. This time I kept the convo going made a conscious effort to respond 15, 30 and 45 minutes between texts, only to be met with those 15-second rapid responses. Sheeesh…what was this woman’s problem? I wasn’t even that fresh besides the taper and I used no charm what so ever. She didn’t even get to see the dimples when I smiled.
Warning Sign #4
“Send me some pictures.” What the hell. When I saw this, I knew immediately that this broad was officially on some other stuff. What is this, BlackPlanet? She’s acting like we had not just seen each other 5 days before. I didn’t understand what was going on but what the hea, I was bored and needed a convo to keep me entertained.
Warning Sign #5
So I’m on the 101 South headed to this chicks house. I know I know, Mr. FAQs knows better right? Well the day you let a $100 bill lay on your front porch is the day you can judge me. Reflecting back I told one of the homies I should have known I was into something no good when what usually takes me 45 days took 45 minutes to get. This was the turning point, when my life began to get siked.
Warning Sign #5
I have phobias against spending nights, cuddling and sleeping in environments that are not my own, so I left shortly after saying I had to be in early the next day. As I’m trekking back up the 101 I indulge her in chit-chat. It would at least keep me awake. “It’s not personal, it’s a preference. I’m sure you’re a nice guy.” This is what I’m told once a 7 year age difference is revealed. Oh well, I scored me a Cougar Cub no need for me to respond.
Warning Sign #6
“So I do have a boyfriend but the next time he’s out of town, maybe I’ll hit you up” – received 4:37am a day later. The situation immediately went from uncomfortable to bad to worse. I was glad she had no clue where I lived or what I did for a living and only knew my cell. Thank goodness I left no piss on the floor.
Is this Hollywood Lifestyle going to my head? I did things I knew were unlike me and allowed myself to potentially been caught up in some crazy situation. This is why you don’t just go sleeping around with people you don’t know, because you do not know who the hell they are! Everybody has mistakes right?
I saw her last Friday at a table across from my peoples looking for her next victim.
– Mr. FAQs