Mr. FAQs
- I need to work on not shutting down when things become less than ideal.
- That being said, don’t feel like sharing but hope the SBM fam had a great week and is moving towards a safe and enjoyable weekend!
Slim Jackson
- I went to a doctor a few days ago because I was having pain in my sternum. Ultimately, I was told I needed to have a shot to reduce the pain and inflammation. The dude injecting the medicine was gay. He told me I could take the shot in the arm, or take it in the butt. I looked at him with the side eye and asked what he meant. He told me that it hurts less to take it in the butt. I thought to myself “you would know”. I verbally expressed that I didn’t need it in the ass and he injected the shot into my shoulder. All was right with the world and the pain went away. The End.
- Have a good weekend everybody. I’m gone.
SBM
- I don’t think I have much to say either … but in order to give the people something to read … I’ll try and stretch it out.
- This weekend could not have come any sooner. I’m tired, I’ve been doing a lot … and I still have a lot to do. Honestly, the weekend is looking kind of long too … *sigh*.
- Ok … it’s not working. I’m tired. Everyone enjoy their weekend … I’m gonna sleep n sh*t. Might chill with a 40oz and some movies …
Good Morning everyone.
1. I have an out of town visior coming this weekend.
2. I totally forgot about my prior committments of helping throw a bridal shower this weekend.
3. I found out that I was also supposed to help with throwing another bridal shower this weekend.
4. My use of a calendar could have prevented this all.
5. The above events caused a slight mental drainage/ semi breakdown on Wednesday.
Thank GOD for clarity. It's all good now… and I'm thankful that my friend is understanding- he's still coming.
My life is going through some changes. Trying to multi-task lately has been hard.
Hope you all have a good weekend.
I finally convinced a friend to come visit me overseas. They'll arrive Sunday. I'm excited because…Negroes don't believe that the plane ticket costs just as much on my end. I'm so tired of hearing, "When you coming home?" from the same people complaining that, "It's too expensive to come see you."
Have a great weekend everyone.
Its been one of those weeks for everyone I see. The weekend is finally here.
One week until Arubaaaaaaa!
Hmm, the "not much to say" is going around. Because I don't have much to say, either.
I am still giggling at Slim's doctor story, though. I mean, "injecting" is taking all kinds of meanings in that situation, man.
@ Slim – Ha ha. He didn’t say “relax *rubbing arm*, you might feel a little prick. Ooooh, you so strong”.
Rants:
*Got bit by a spider at the freaking nail salon(never eva, will I return). The thing that sucks is I've been going there since the age of 12, so sad I had to report them to the State Board, can't be taking chances with the toes!!
*Loading up my truck for the umpteenth time to go to the washateria (I guess it would be wise to wash more frequently than every 2 months, but we got a closet full of clothes, so I'm thankful!
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*Gotta report due on Tues about Sexuality and Its Many Shades, might use some of the things discussed on here! Thanks SBM!
*Workout is steady, 30lbs is ohh so close!
I hope that everyone's weekend will provide some much needed restoration. Have Fun!!!!
Tootles
* Oh so happy that I have the weekend off… No NiceGuy radio tonite or tomorrow night – so that means me & my Xbox Live is gonna get some quality time this weekend…
* Ive sorta finished the blog for my Fiancé & I, I'm not sure if I quite like the design… We'll see how that goes…
* It's the first day of spring, so maybe I'll throw the rimz back on the car? Depends on this weekends weather up here in Buffalo lol…
Deuces!
@slim: your update belongs on http://www.fmylife.com … that ish is freaking hilarious.
1. One of my exes got chocolate covered strawberries on consecutive days from two of her other ex-boyfriends. She then asked me to be the third. To which I replied: “I apologize for refusing to join a urination match sponsored by people with the collective sense of one Robert Kelly. Grow up.”
She couldn’t reply. I then told her how dumb the second guy was for thinking it was a smart idea to MATCH the first guy’s gesture. Seriously, who actually only tries to match someone piss for piss in a pissing match? That’s my only rant.
Mr.FAQs… I love when you wrote this " I need to work on not shutting down when things become less than ideal"…
I am having the same issue… hope you have a nice weekend!