Of course, some people, like myself, are born with raw (safe) talent, but it takes some practice to bring that skill out and really hone your skills to be able to beat the brakes off these young ladies. I’ve always said, “Women don’t know how hard men work at sex. Sex is one of the only acts that a man has to do in which he focuses on not doing something.” And that thing is cumming.
Please believe me, no matter how much you think your business is business. Premature ejaculation will be posted on, dontsexhim.com before you get to the shower. There’s actually an application for it on the iPhone. Most men reading are thinking to themselves but won’t ask aloud, “Well, how long is long enough?” I’ve done significant research for the fellas, short answer; 7 minutes for regular daily relationship sex, but if you are having sex to have sex with the person, the entire setting (kissing, foreplay and sex) should be roughly 45-60 minutes (A good episode of Law & Order). And don’t believe these women talking about they can have sex for 60-90 minutes, they can’t do it. Somebody is going to end up in the hospital with latex burn and a UTI. However… sometimes you can have a night when you have sex multiple times.
Every man has his own personal strategy, Diddy uses Viagra. (To each his own, be prepared not premature. Besides, they don’t let you buy *stud* over the counter anymore). I personally have a few prized techniques. Yes, Dr. J is not going to lie, baby your flower is oh so beautiful that the second I heard about it, I knew I had to come, but I keep my composure using the following strategies:
- My freshman year of college it was my goal to at least get through 4 songs on TP-2.com. For a young cat this was profound. If I could get through 4 songs, I figured that was at least 15-20 minutes and for an 17 year old, I’m doing better than most. The way to really make this work is to really think about the song like, try and make it to the bridge of each song. Now.. maintain “focus” like keep looking at her, keep interacting with her, don’t be looking at the wall, or your clock, or the TV, because that’ll really piss them off.
- Sometimes turning the music on is just too obvious that something is going down, so if you want to have some quick sex in a quiet setting, try oscillating the alphabet. This is quite possibly my super special Super Saiyan move that takes practice and determination. (For those of you who need CCD: Oscillating the alphabet is alternating the alphabet as such; A, Z, B, Y, C, X, D, W, E, V, …) Whatever you do, don’t ever say it outloud, say it to yourself and maintain focus.
- Do not get too routine and switch positions often. If you let something get too routine you will relax too much and then loose sight of your goals and explode like a grenade, or a snap’n’pop for some of you losers.
Dr. J isn’t giving up all the secrets, but let me talk about some extreme cases where you might have to be extreme:
- Use your mouth and fingers. Pull out and eat her out. Get over that, “I hate the way latex tastes.” You’ll put it on your most important body part, but hate the taste of it. Good job McFly.
- This is extreme… every woman has a position she likes that is extremely painful for men, but they don’t want to seem like a b*tch so they just let them do it. It usually involves them bouncing around all crazy and breaking your pelvis. DO THIS. Use that to your advantage because now you are not feeling too great and you can gather your composure and go at it strong.
- Do not be afraid to pull out and go in the corner of the room and give yourself a pep talk. She will laugh at you, but she will be interested to see what you got planned after the break. Have you ever seen the Superhead video, did you see Mr. Marcus back up and turn around. Do it son.
Ladies, did you know that men have all of this going on in their head just to give you the business? Fellas, any strategies I left off the list? Per usual on Thursday, stay thirsty my friends.
Keep it 100,
Dr. J
OMG… this post is crazy LMAO.
no, i didn't know all this thought went into "giving the business." but really, in my experience, dude doesn't have to last 45-60 min if he knows what he's doing. i've had sessions last half that time where i just had to tap out lol. breaks help, too… do some now, get some more energy, and do the rest later.
but yeah, that's all i'm going to say about this post… i'm at work!
Awwww, all this just for us?? Having your girl know this should get you some better head, if it hasn't already. Personally, I would rather have a series of shorter sessions than one long marathon. You're right, it's drying (especially with latax, Polyurethane all the way, baby!)and can get uncomfortable. Even if you're going to be quick on the trigger for round 1, supplement with some oral and be quick to rally for rounds 2-13.
But yeah, we can totally tell when y'all disengage mentally for the sake of staying power. And you're right – we don't like it.
I don't often enjoy the super long marathon joints…they become too much for me. But as long as he is handling the business and staying engaged…I'm not counting the minutes. If I have time to notice tv, clocks, radio…then there is a problem and it doesn't matter how long it lasts if I'm bored.
lol! um wow, sounds like all your strategies are good ones but I'm not certain all women really want marathon sessions. It doesn't feel too grand after about the 29 minute mark, ish gets dry and really, having to re-lube up every 10 seconds takes the sexy out of it. My vagicat does not purr when it feels like it's being strong armed into pleasure.
I think we more enjoy, focused and sincere coitus, not mathematical bang out sessions (although bang out sessions most definitely do have their time and place) It's cool though that at least the intent to please is there, good shit!
Preach!
My super special Super Sayian move is to think of to random numbers and do the Pythagorean theorem to find the hypotenuse … or if its really intense, I think of Bernoulli's principles of fluid mechanics. Yea i think about math… so what,it works!
Also a tip for ladies in foreplay, trying using an ice cube in your mouth while pleasuring him. It numbs that special area ever so slightly that he is calmed down from the heavy petting that could lead to his shortcomings, and in that real deal lovemaking mode that you appreciate so much.
Yes. You forgot the time tested technique of just rubbing one or two out before answering the call. Can't go in there w/ a loaded gat. Sometimes the cooch catches you off guard so you gotta always be ready…I frequently squeeze off on the range to prevent shooting civilians in my everyday travels.
Also, toys help. I don't care who you are, you can't outlast a rabbit. Like Bugs used to say, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
wow, love that yall are using intelligence to remain focused… such a turn on. like for real, really… I need to go work lol.
but no for real, a lil precum when I’m giving the business is cool. during sex if he cums before I do, I’m more like "awww, look what mami made you do… I like!" lol. I love it when I make a man cum, and I know how to make that sh*t last, kegels are one way.
LOL!!!
I should add that making the effort to try and last is nice but please don't say "damn girl, damn! you just so sexy, look what you made me do" Oh no sir, DO NOT blame my sessy for your short comings.
My sexy is not that serious, you are a failure, own up and fix it!
Marathon Nites = plenty of lube
After college, I learned the ways of the master and became one of those long winded bruhs. Some liked it, some didn't. I think when I was at tip top shape I was wearing hiney out like racing slicks. I have nothing to offer as far as mental tricks is concerned…Use the Force, young Jedi.
I will say … this has never been a problem for me … I'm actually cursed (yes … cursed) with lasting way too long. I always get the "its been 2 hours, I'm dry and tired" … all the time.
*sigh* … all these tips are wasted on me. I'm usually focused on the opposite.
**Testimonial**
So, there's been times where I got caught off guard. I too, have tried to play Superman and end up like Chris Reeves (c) Memphis Bleek in the cooch. Once I enter, my Spider Sense goes off the charts, Red alerts sound, and I pause. I just pause for like 5 seconds and think of the most unattractive thing I can, so that we dont have a false start. Sometimes, as a man, I have to fight my natural urge to just let it off, and be sorry in the am, because it just feels so good. Don't let her scream, move around alot, or be talkin shyt, sayin my name, or whatever. I'll just say in my head "please shut up! im gonna come! shutupshutupshu….damn that sounds good…damn that FEELS good…sigh.." Funniest thing though, is that we last longer after round 1, but first impressions are key.
So, I tabulated techniques, and used my resources, and went to these internets, and found breathing techniques. Some ancient yogaesque techniques that control your heartrate and calm your body, making you more in-tune with the sexual experience. I thought it was BS, so i tried it one day, and wow. It also helped that the chick was a massive shyt talker who thought she was Gods gift to sex. After that night, I slayed her cooch like Sarah Michelle Gellar and
put it in hersilenced her mouth!Ladies, appreciate the fact that dudes out there care about performance and your pleasure. We calculte sexual performance like differential equations. Tabernacle!
LMAO @ RCLS and streetz…
all i have to say is, wow.
Word up. I can't have a moniker the RightCoastLexSteele and not bring the goods. The boss would not be happy.
@RCLS – Actually, your technique serves two-fold, knock one or two out the way to last longer OR… to decipher whether you really want the poon anyway. It's been many a nights that I knocked a few free throws off and was like, wait I don't even like this broad.
@Streetz – Be real son, be real.
@ Anna N. – I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of? Copmlimentary head.. yes please.
I appreciate you women for acknowledging that you don't like marathons. Me personally, it just depends on the night.
And… lastly Durex has this lube that can help men last longer, ain't that some ish.
That "last long lube" is partially a numbing ointment which, to me, defeats the purpose. I think a lot of the bruhs who have that problem should learn how to relax. The only time I prematurely bust the Twinkie goo is when I'm excited about it too much. Calm down a bit…the cooch won't run!
@ Doc J.
Between that and Mary Jane, I've stood many people up.
The worse part is when you actually are successful in holding out, and she comes two or three times, and suddenly she's dry as the Sahara. Now I gotta deal with dry cooch because I held out for her. Selflessness is overrated.
@ Hugh
Break out that bacon grease man!
@SBM
Bastard.
Lol @ SBM…I hear that.
I kinda feel like I walked into the wrong door, this post was graphic.
…oh, and when did they stop selling stud over the counter?!?
lol…
SBM..my ex had that "curse"…*sigh*..I miss that
I am the type of girl who can get some for 30-45 min, then need a break, then think about what just went down, look at you with that eye, and want it again.
*sigh*
This being celibate on accident is WACK
Oh…and changing positions helped him keep it going, I dont know, some men just have that gift otherwise.. (sbm (allegedly), my ex)
*sigh*
I can help too with the oral part Dr. J….take it out and put it in my …..umm.. never mind
Shoot..I'm not reading these topics no more (lyin)
@Jasmine – Was it that graphic?
i heard alcohol helps too… i learned that the hard way
ooh vanessa..one time years ago *ahem*..I finally got some some from V. from college..and we were both wasted and couldn't have an orgasm…*sigh*…what a waste..we tried for over an hour at least
shout out to his fine ass
@ true – "I can help too with the oral part Dr. J….take it out and put it in my …..umm.. never mind "
Wooooow.
I'm going to need a chin strap for this post.
I was just waiting for this post to get graphic.
@ True
I think I love you
Goodnight SBM!
CPT…oh wait..soo…did I make it graphic? Or you still waiting
Dear Streetz..I love you too boo
later
29. true
May 7, 2009 at 4:24 pm
CPT…oh wait..soo…did I make it graphic? Or you still waiting
Dear Streetz..I love you too boo
later
^^^^
LMAO!!! We need to get you an I <3 SBM baby tee!
@true: Right on time
To all: Send hate mail to my mailbox CPTCallamity@gmail.com.
IMO it's less about the amount of time as it is having the big O. I found that I get older (yess officially a member of the 30+ club) I know my body better. As a result I have better Os and multiple. So as long as I have the big O before he cums I don't care how long we engage in penal penetration.
I'm late to this party I see but from my experience, the issue isnt how quickly you shoot the gun but how quickly can you reload?