While I have to work today … a lot of you don’t.
In celebration of all of those who don’t have to work and don’t have school … I present: A moment of ignorance (actually 10).
For those of you who have been around long enough to remember, I would share random nuggets of absolute ignorance for you … because we all need to appreciate and recognize ignorance … to go out and crush it!
This is a collection of Maury Povich Paternity Tests. While I love how #10 just gets up and walks away, I give #2 props for his athleticism. #4 gets props for the tag team effort … allowing him to celebrate while someone else “tells them off”.
But … at the end of the day #1 earned his spot. Watching his celebration almost makes me what to get wrongfully accused by some chic just so I can celebrate like that.
I mean … for real … is there a happier moment in a hood ninja’s man’s life?
Without further ado …
10 Best Paternity Reactions
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqFfeM-KUOI]
Happy Columbus Day!
- SBM aka “He don’t even look like me … look at inside his nostrils!”
Oh Maury…always good for a laugh, even though it's at the expense of the simplest of simple folk our nation has to offer…
I also appreciate that Maury is an equal opportunity offender. Whenever I became distraught because of the onslaught of negative Black images on his show, out comes an equally tragic White or Latino couple, restoring my faith that we aren't the only one's willing to embarrass ourselves for some tv time and a free paternity test!*
*I can honestly say I do not believe I've even seen an Asian person on Maury…at least not in any situations similar to the ones displayed in the youtube clip. Why come??
"…out came an equally tragic White or Latino couple…" Sorry for the incorrect verb tense…it is 3 am…
They don't make mistakes? lmao I'm playing. They're probably a little more discrete about paternity issues. If he is the father, pay child support. If he's not, keep it moving.
I said it was 3am!!!! lol
Good one…
Maybe they just respect themselves and have better family values than the rest of us…
…I'm still laughing either way!
Great way to start the morning! lol!
wait, wait, wait… there's a talk show where people go to VERIFY THE PATERNITY OF THEIR CHILDREN?????????? amen, america…. i am FINISHED!!!!!
cannot believe this!!! wow. wow.
god forbid south african radio/tv talk show hosts ever latch onto this concept -we're still recovering from the carnage, mayhem and destruction caused by the local version of 'Cheaters – Uyajola!' on Jozi FM, Soweto's top radio station….
and what IS the american holiday today??? am perplexed. they are snoozing over at VSB – and didn't even give us internationals notice *smh* thank YOU for posting, you're the BEST SBM!!! mwah!
It's Columbus Day over here. And while some jobs and most schools get the day off … I get to work!
Lol @ South African version of Cheaters…I just hope ya'll don't latch onto "Trashy Reality TV" lol….Oh gosh, I'm a victim! i love it…lol
And if you are ever in Miami, tune into the The Ricky Smiley morning show on 99 jamz. They have Paternity Tuesdays. Same thing, but just on the radio…lol (Hilarious)
having watched this again, and allowing the utter craziness of it to sink in…. i'm like…
"ok, number 1- you are NOT the father. but you ARE a bloody idiot, for doing that dance, SIT DOWN! ha ha ha ha ha!!!
i mean, you don't find women doing such crazy celebration dances when they find out that the pregnancy scare is just that… a scare!
it must be a guy thing….*essing my blinkin' h*
It took me a while to realize you guys only posted on weekdays. Made the beginning of my weekends feel like they were missing something. But Maury is a fool. You have to watch him during these shows/episodes LAUGHING at the women when they're crying and going with the men when they're not the father. Probably cuz Connie left him…lol
Oh how I wished I was at home watching those silly tests.
I need one of those off on Federal holidays jobs.
"But … at the end of the day #1 earned his spot. Watching his celebration almost makes me what to get wrongfully accused by some chic just so I can celebrate like that."
I know you said that in jest, but no, you really don't.
Always a good laugh.
I thought #7 was about to bust out with a chant of "nobody steps like the sons of blood and thunder……."
The question still remains, if you were invited to go on Maury, why go? I just wouldn't go. As a Black man in America, you will provide me a court ordered subpoena that I submit a DNA sample. I know how people get when left in the kitchen alone, they love to ruin lives.
And what about the women… isn't it embarassing to not know who your baby daddy is? They had a chick on there who had like 19 dudes tested and they still ain't find the dude. Now your baby know yousa hoe but they still don't know who they Daddy is.
That show is just hilarious.
And let's call a spade a spade, there don't be any Asian people on there because his wife would have his ass. You don't even see no self-respecting individuals on there anyway. To be honest, paternity tests these days be happening a LOT in suburbia.
I was tempted to put the episode where the 11th guy got cleared from one woman, but decided to go with the montage. The great thing about that one was she was in his face yelling at him about how it was his kid. Silly trick …
I think people go on there because they can't afford $500 for a DNA test. Especially if there are potentially multiple baby daddies. And in some cases, people really believe that they know the results! Its their version on 15 minutes of fame…
Unless some unfortunate event happens to me, I am certain I will always know who my child's father is…If I don't, then Maury would not be an option. I would rather never know. lol
wasn't she the same one who had a body EXHUMED to test for paternity?? so trife. and SO fittingly, an episode of maury just started….the perfect way to study!
*fully agree with "chocolate legs" below* – when i first heard the price of an actual test, i IMMEDIATELY thought of Maury! shame*
Maury is just bad business all around. SMH. Ya'll see the show where this lady tested like 8 dudes and none of them were the daddy? Sometimes you gotta just charge it to the game, stop coming back on TV and letting folks embarrass you.
I actually remember when Maury used to do actual shows. He had a pretty decent show at one point, I guess this route was just way more entertaining.
I can't help but watch though when I'm off on vacay or sick. I'm drawn like a moth to a flame.
I hate you all who have Columbus Day off, even though that mofo doesn't deserve a holiday, I would have gladly slept in today…lol
#1 was funny as h e double hockey sticks. I will never understand how a woman can be so nasty as to not know the father of her child. That's just nasty!
Im workin too.. this is BS… those celebrations are hilarious. ONLY IN AMERICA!
Maury is the most watched program by people working from home!
I think any clip of the Maury show is Ignorance at it's best……
Lol…Just getting to this…
Funny and sad at the same time…My worst nightmare is to be someone's baby mama…cringing*
I had to work too…In fact, today they cracked down on all non work related activities…and that includes SBM blogs…lol…
(only two) studies show that 3.7-3.8% of American fathers are raising a child who is not theirs, but they are unaware of that lil' tidbit…in other words, over one million dudes unfortunately got got.
http://www.menshealth.com/cda/article.do?site=Men…