Happy New Years!!!

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If you’re like me … you will be drunk and yet still poppin bottles tonight. I will be celebrating in ATL with a lot of my friends from DC flying in. Expect big things from us in 2010.  Real big things … Here is a quick recap of 2009: Streetz joined the foray … increasing [...]

Late Pass – Things I Discovered #in 2009

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Tis the season for year end wrap ups, resolutions, and favorite ____ of 2009 and the decade on the internets. While we won’t have anything like that here which may be a possible #swindle because I don’t know what everyone else is writing about this week, lol I thought I would look back on 2009, [...]

Looking Back on The Decade. It’s Been Crazy.

**Three Ways to Take It is Back on January 4th!** It’s the last week of the year before we head into 2010. Even thinking of it being the end of the 2000s in a few days makes me feel kind of old. I know that I had to take some time to reflect not only [...]

Jingle These Bells: 12 Days of XXXmas

It’s the holiday season, (#seewhatididthere), and whether you are celebrating Hanukah, Kwanza, Christmas, or nothing at all it is the season for giving. There’s really no time like the holidays to spend with your loved ones. To share exciting times looking back over the past year and on these occasions when we get to sit [...]

It’s Christmas Time!

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You should be doing one of three things right now … depending on the exact date: Fighting old women and soccer mom’s as you try and find a last minute gift for the boo Enjoying some sexually suggestive gift from the boo or trying to smile as you unwrap socks from your mom. Getting punished [...]

Battle of the sexes: The Power of the good good

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Women, I’m going to tell you something you already know: You can single handedly serve as motivation for men to upgrade themselves. Jay-Z and Kells, before the Phantom Gun in MSG incident, made a truthful track: Power of the P.U.S.S.Y. This basically dropped science about the catalyst which women provide men to improve themselves. Men [...]

Christmas is Overrated. Yep. I Said It.

Scenario 1 Female Friend 1: Hey Slim. Slim: What’s up? FF 1: Not much. What did you get your boo for Christmas? Slim: Nothing. FF1: OMG! Are you guys okay? Slim: We agreed to bypass the holiday stress. FF1: Sorry to hear. This is supposed to be the most wonderful time of the year! Slim: [...]

Meeting the Parents

I was recently told some chilling words that I had forgot about as a grown man.  Words that took me back to youthful anxiety and made me realized some things still get me shook.  Those words: “My Dad wants to talk to you” from the boo Oh boy … I get to spend some quality [...]

The Engagement Ring

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A symbol of your love.  A symbol of your commitment.  A symbol of the undying love that he holds for her.  Something to be adored … something to be cherished. A colossal waste of money. Yeah … I said it … and every single guy reading this, your dad, his dad, that guy at Kay’s [...]

Baby, Where You Learn To Do That?

Do you remember the Best Sex You Ever Had? Was it with a girl who wasn’t a virgin? And after what were you thinking to yourself? “That was some good ish,” or “Wait a minute, Jesus!” Virgins wouldn’t be in such high demand if there was an abundant amount of them running the streets. So [...]