It’s Christmas Time!

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You should be doing one of three things right now … depending on the exact date:

Fighting old women and soccer mom’s as you try and find a last minute gift for the boo

Enjoying some sexually suggestive gift from the boo or trying to smile as you unwrap socks from your mom.

Getting punished (DC word for very drunk) of eggnog mixed with some of that good good.  Then … ending the night with some excellent Christmas coitus.  And remember … its better to give than receive.

And shout out to all my Kwanzaa and Hanukkah celebrators.  I see you …

Come back next week for more of the usual … we need a break too.

Happy Holidays n sh*!

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Sean Blackman has written 398 posts on SBM.

Founder & Creator of SingleBlackMale.org. My healthy obsession with dating, relationships, and trying to identify and address the problems of dating in Black America. I also happen to be a mean sumb*tch who likes to hear himself talk ... but I'm funny though.

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Comments

  1. Melanie says:

    Happy Holidays! ~ Much love

  2. Feliz Navidad, btiches!

  3. QueenT says:

    I'm on my way to punishment right now! Merry Christmas Scrooges!

  4. You are right ' It is Christmas Time" so what did you buy me *giggles* ! Happy Holidays!

    Sincerely,

    Go

  5. Dee says:

    "And shout out to all my Kwanzaa and Hanukkah celebrators. I see you …"

    Love it!

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