I Used to Love P*****
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**** used to make me feel this way.
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Yeah, I figured I’d just get that in there part out of the way nice and early—and I don’t mean early like I blasted off quick and had to say “Baby, I caught a cramp!” Over the weekend, I was thinking about what my next topic would be. As I sat on my couch with the post panel staring me in the face, I went to open another tab to browse sites and typed in the letter R. Next thing you know, my history popped up and the first thing on that list was a free **** site. I suggest you don’t try to go there at work unless you don’t have an HR department. Even then, be careful not to put any thoughts into your co-workers’ heads.
But yeah, I used to love ****. When the free love site came up, I yelled out “Yes! Good ‘ol ****tube!” My instinct was to immediately click and browse the newest clips in my favorite category. Then as soon as my manicured index finger (Ya like that girl? Ya like that?) went to hit the return key, I had one of my many realizations. It occurred to me at that moment that I no longer liked **** the way that I used to. Don’t get me wrong. I still occasionally click on something accidentally and somehow ending up losing 20 minutes of time mysteriously before closing my laptop because I heard footsteps.
Back in the day, which honestly isn’t that long ago, I used to get a few doses of **** per week. I set aside time to sit down and admire the artistry that goes deep into the footage. Some of those movies and clips were beautifully written. All the coordination, the rhythm of the pleasure dancing, and the well-crafted scripts that always lead up to a great pop. I mean c’mon. How could someone not watch a **** called The Cosbys. The intro is on youtube so it’s not graphic at all. Go ahead and take a look and you’ll see what I’m talking about. But anyway, I used to really stay up on who the up and coming talent was. And of course I had some old time favorites that I’ve been following since college.
Come to think of it, I may have even ended up in a **** or 2 during my hay-day. I mean what better way to be able to critique your work? Ain’t nothing wrong with watching yourself in action…over and over and over again. Given how much goodness I used to watch, seeing myself hard at work was really just an extension of watching the high quality actors and actresses. And besides, homemade seem to be what’s hot in the streets anyway. I’m sure many of you are aware of the old Morgan State footage and the recent fake FAMU jawn that’s been making it’s rounds aggressively across the internet. Part of the allure of these at-home tapes is the fact that it’s unscripted and unedited. But as far as me personally, none of this stuff really does anything for me the way it used to.
I don’t know if it’s because of age, how busy I am nowadays, or because I’m more aware of the Big Guy upstairs. Maybe it’s because I realized that I’ll never get someone to do a somersault onto my jawn. Who knows? All I know is that at some point, I went from being a fan to be totally indifferent. Maybe my love for adult entertainment will come back one day. Probably not, but we’ll see.
What about you? Do you watch ****? If so, have you ever watched it with your significant other? Does it make you randy or do you just watch it with curiosity to find new moves for your arsenal? Who are your faves? If you don’t watch or make “homemade”, why not? I mean, it is just pieces and coots.
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well ive been watching **** since the age of 7….so i been over it. i used to love the ones with the great story line. now i no longer watch it. i feel so bored cuz the girls cant even measure up to what i do. the last time i watched a **** and found something new was with Pinky about 2 months ago. only picked up on one new thing. sometimes i ask my boyfriend to watch it with me and it gets better that way. but then it just turns into him watching me play with myself as im watching it. then it just turns into us remaking the ****….much better of course.
now, i do get super turned on by watching my own ****s. i used to want to be a **** star just because im so great at it. but all the other stuff that comes with it i will pass on it. but yea my favorite **** is the one where i start it off by deep throating my boyfriends 9.5 inch d*ck and hold it down for like 10 seconds and then suck the d*ck with my throat….without eva coming back up to the head. and then 69 with him on top….talk about choking a b*tch to death lol. i am my favorite **** star dammit lol….
Yep. I definitely walked into a pole this morning when I was reading this comment from my phone.lol.
lol….
everybody always talking about them damn scorpios….yall be sleeping on us leos…..
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close thread. There is nothing else left to be said.
Junie… please upload that video and forward the link.
I can’t even think, all the blood rushed out of my head and into….
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lol…my boyfriend keeps them all….cuz he knows what i would do with the vids lol.
She has to be joking. They dont make women this perfect. I think in honor of this comment and Biggie’s bday, no more comments
” I start it off by deep throating my boyfriends 9.5 inch d*ck and hold it down for like 10 seconds”.
I have friends that read this site and never comment. I honestly thought that you were one of them when I read that isht, because one of my friends swear she is the queen and her descriptions are similar to yours…I agree with Dr.J that you are the reader of the week, because now I have my friends calling me like “Lotus did you read that isht”…
lol you guys are so damn silly…i love it….
Junie, I think I’m in love
I used to watch it abt once a week. But I’m pretty over it. After awhile it gets boring and at the time I was single and canned my fwb. My site of choice was p*rnhub.com lol I never knew abt redtube I may have to investigate.
I’ve thought about watching pron with the boo. Wait we did one time in a cab when I first got my iPhone lol. I like finding new moves n someimes it makes me Randy. I like interrcial pron for some reason but only if it’s a black guy n white woman. Is this weird?
“I like interrcial pron for some reason but only if it’s a black guy n white woman. Is this weird?”
and you are a black woman? A little odd yes (not something you need consuling for). I just wonder what this says about your views on interracial dating. There are so many ways you can take this:
A)you want to see white woman dominated
B)you want to see black man succeed and conquer our oppressors
C)you think IR relationships are taboo
D) you like the way white women look
ect ect. That is the best part about being a perv, finding these things about people out. Exploring someones $3*uality is like a crime mystery to me.
EY I wanna explore this topic for a minute. I personally can’t get down with seeing either a black man on a white lady or vice versa. That isht does NOT turn me on and I can’t really figure out why. When I run up on some isht like a white lady with a black man i’m like “MHM, lil snowflake catching that jungle fever” and to da man “WHAT black pu**y isn’t good enough for you!??” That makes me a lil upset. Then if it’s a black lady with a white man it’s like “iight maybe she just wants to roll in the snow a minute, been there done that wouldn’t ever again though…” and to him “isht makes me HELLA mad seeing him t-ap that from the back, tryna dominate my black women!!!” Maybe i’m the weird one. Anyone else’s views on that?? And I really don’t mean any disrespect to any white people that may run up on this. Like I said I been there done that in a relationship for 2 yrs…and you can’t make me play that again!
yeah I dont really have feelings either way Its just wierd how they name the tags Like if its black d on white p Then it has to have some Huge or Big in the tag And you wacth and your like I had that last night lol Thats average Then when its black p with white d The tag will read something with ebony sluts loves w c****
I think its all mental and tabu And it gets hits
Co-Sign at Laurinsofia. And lmao at all those tags that is real.
I sometimes watch ghett0 g@ggers videos (NSFW).
where they make racist jokes and literal abuse the black girls women with chainsaws, fried chicken and grape soda………
Trust me, I am ashamed.
**puts head down and walks away from the discussion**
@CHeeKZ
You should so be ashamed lol
But thanks for the site
giggles
no interracial for me either…..
Andressa, it makes me sad that people still think this way. Interracial dating is a beautiful thing.
Like I said @Eko, don’t mean any disrespect and honestly it’s for some people and not for others. I stated aleady I tried it a good relationship for 2 yrs and through that experienced I learned it wasn’t for me and that I want other things for myself and my future family. I want my kids to know my language(s), I want my kids to understand where their people come from and know where they are going (and be a part of that). I personally had to do some SERIOUS digging for my own roots because my country is a bit of a melting pot. I’m black, and i’m from Brazil but history tells us that blacks came through the slave trade to Brazil so I knew that my pps were from western Africa. It took a few years but I know where I am from. Yes, I love that I am Brazilian and I get to enjoy in that culture, but I now understand where capoeira and some moves in samba originated.
Sorry to get all deep, but i’m just saying its a personal choice and there is nothing wrong with wanting to preserve you culture.
Andressa? Since you are brazilian and alot of p0rnye comes from there, can you please answer me this one question?
Does EVERY Brazilian woman take it in the out hole?!?
B/C those movie stars make your country look good.
Oh yea Slim and everyone else what’s your fave pron category?
I think I have a fascination with oral presentations.lol. I think people still have a lot to learn in that area. I’m not really into the blacks and blonds and eiffel towers and a lot of the other stuff.
Here’s another question. Does anybody think that someone’s who regularly watches p*rn is suspect?
Eiffel tower? Enlighten me, please.
One guy behind. One guy in front. Good ol see-saw, cept the dudes high five over her. Much more of a college move than anything else. I think I’ve seen it in a film once.
ooooohhh……
yeah, I can see how I may have missed that one, lol.
If you watch p*rn on the regular…YES YOU ARE SUSPECT! Not trying to call out any judgments on anyone but I am speaking from second hand experience. Right now a close friend of mines marriage is falling apart because dude is addicted to p*rn. How the ACTUAL f*ck do you think that would make a significant other feel? Marinate on that for a minute….
Now if you are single…maybe the reason is cuz your having too much YOU time that you can’t even be bothered to notice the real deal…i dunno, it just reminds me of creepy gamers who do NOTHING but game and barely leave the house you dig? SUSPECT
lmao! yes i must agree with you on this…..
i so disagree. For health reasons, I have to get rid of “stress” or it effects my day. But I don’t have time for the whole “make her get like a rain forest and condensain.” She is “feasible” for quickies. Plus I love morning beats… and she is not going to wake up for me. She aint going to wake up for Nelly or Morris Chestnut.
So I get mine real quick sometimes.
I don’t know if your friend understands. She could be causing by sticking her nose into his personal time.
I love morning beats too
And it does relieve stress
Suspect of what A healthy appreciation of the male to female anatomy lol
@ Cheekz…how does that make any sense? She is sticking her nose into his personal time? So looking at **** in most of his free time is acceptable, doing it at work as well? Sorry but you don’t know the full situation and frankly I’m SURE I can get a co-sign on the fact that an excess of **** watching, etc can be detrimental to any relationship let alone a marriage. This is not fiction.
Additionally, I didn’t say there was anything wrong with looking at **** or what you may do when you look at it but if you reference the question that was asked about doing it regularly…just like I eat regularly, you know BREATHE regularly. That isht is SUSPECT to me.
Once we start discussing watching at work we are crossing the line.
I kinda understand your friend’s point now. I was just worried that we were being too quick to judge, i.e. Tiger Woods claiming he is an addict just b/c he got caught.
suspect of what? enlighten me lol
Ohh and I think c*m shots are the best Some dudes give the best facials
Am I suspect for that?
Imjussayin
my kind of girl
Honestly I can say smut changed my life in that one way. Every dude I know likes to bust inside the nice warm safety of the sugarwalls, I use to think this was cool too.
But the more movies i watch the more I LOVE pulling out. I even do exercises to improve my children flying airtime. I dont know how I am going to have children b/c I can’t let my men of to sea without seeing them land on an awaiting mouth or backside. Its inhuman to me. I know I get it completely from movies, and I get very offended when the placement of the fruit of my loins isn’t appreciated, so if you say “Eww” I’ma smack you with my piece.
haha do your thang girl. I mean #whateverfloatsurboat
laurinsofia: “Ohh and I think c*m shots are the best Some dudes give the best facials
Am I suspect for that?
Imjussayin”
Yes, you are suspect for being a wonderful woman that will make a man very happy someday.
I am a ***** connoisseur. I am one of those people who can watch p**no like Law & Order, all day long. Do I do that? Nope. I just think that from my knowledge of the behind scenes and the business of porn it’s just freaking amazing.
I disagree on that the porn light is dwindling. It’s is getting so much better. Because of the rise in actor and actresses, you see an increased level of competition which results in a lot of great work.
I have watch it with some partners, not others. I do learn tricks and flips from them, sometimes, I won’t try them.
And juniebug is the reader of the week.
sometimes I read Dr J’s comments and I think….
is that me typing from another dimension?!?!?
Co-sign!
Amateur vids keep me in the game. I suggest using this one guy who post on allhiphop:
zshareonline.com (NSFW). He has a nice collection of black and latinos doing the biz on camera. It amazing how many people let themselves be taped. Do they know the ish is going to hit the web? Or do they think its just between the two of them and the bf leaks it? Either way, I’m glad they do. It feels so personal and even more taboo.
For some reason **** does nothing for me. A couple weeks ago, I think it was Dr. J that gave us the link to Superheads “amazing” skills. I watched it and a couple others to pick up some oral lessons, but SH held it down so eh. The only thing that I’ll watch **** for is probably oral lessons, however, my friends give demonstrations on bananas from time to time, and I find those more useful.
I need to find porn that gives demonstrations of some of the stories that I’m told by friends. I would really like to see a female cartwheel and then split on the **D**, as if dutty wining on it isn’t enough..
If a woman doews a cartwheel anywhere near me when I don’t have pants on, i’m knocking the heffer out.
LOL!!!!
LMAO!! i was thinking the same thing…ouch…..
Lol!! C’mon Dr.J..What about doing a split?? Aren’t you a ‘tad excited??
a split is cool, but no limbs flying through the air.
***AFTERLIFE***
Co-sign. None of that dumb ishh goes on near my piece. Why does her silly behind think that is cute?!!? How does a cartwheel help me bust quicker? Its a freakying cart wheel. Learn how to hold my jawn! Learn how to bounce like Roxy Reynolds. Learn useful skills. Not tricks and flips.
Grip. Motion. Angles. Bounce back. Tongue and Cheekz (pause) muscles. Ride game. Useful techniques!
I just got here and Im about to go home lol Yall need to stop this talk I mean really People are working lol
CHeeKZ: “Co-sign. None of that dumb ishh goes on near my piece. Why does her silly behind think that is cute?!!? How does a cartwheel help me bust quicker? Its a freakying cart wheel. Learn how to hold my jawn! Learn how to bounce like Roxy Reynolds. Learn useful skills. Not tricks and flips.
Grip. Motion. Angles. Bounce back. Tongue and Cheekz (pause) muscles. Ride game. Useful techniques!”
Word. (yes, it’s 2010, and I said word.)
I was on that SH video with a pen and paper, lol! Then about 4 minutes in I realized that I just don’t have the jaw power to pull that off. At least not for an extended amount of time. She made my boy Marcus back up like 3 times!
When he backed up, I was like damn! My jaw power isn’t at her capacity either..
And Mr Markus aint no joke lol I think we all have a lil SH in us girls I just dont know if I could do it as a job Like to pay my bills type shis
im trying to make my next porno with a threesome. but my boyfriend keeps denying me that too.
i finally licked some ass for the first time too…by “accident” of course lol. i was sucking both balls at the same time, and then wanted to try licking that area between the balls and the ass hole. and while i was doing that, i accidently licked the ass.
i enjoy turning men into stalkers….
LOL. I def just almost choked on oatmeal.
Juniebug is off da chain! U know u meant to lick that azz on purpose, lmao. And you’re still alive today and ole boy aint stop you right then and there and put his boot upside your head, apparently ole boy didnt mind it too much either. reading and commenting on these posts gonna fuck around and get me fired from work, lol.
lol…
oh he used to push me away hard as hell…but this time i snuck up on him. cuz i knew once i got the tongue there, he would love it. all men would love it if they tried it.
I don’t know if it’s because of age, how busy I am nowadays, or because I’m more aware of the Big Guy upstairs. Maybe it’s because I realized that I’ll never get someone to do a somersault onto my jawn.
This made me LMAO!
**** is cool. I watch it here and there. Nothing crazy though. When i was in my teens I would watch it to pickup new moves, lol. The more flexible a woman is, the iller you can get. Havin P90X sex n shyt, lol
yea i agree….the feet must touch the back wall. and bending over with the legs straight and the hands flat on the floor hittin it from the back. ok ok, its been like 12 hours since i had some and thats why i cant stop typing lol. looooong overdue for more…..
ok, ima back away cuz typing this is making it worse….
@Streetz what is “P90X”??
@Andressa its a workout program. CRAZY
@Juniebug were you a gymnist? lmao
nah i was never a gymnist. im just super short lol….so its easy for me to reach my legs.
Thanks for shuttin the site down Slim… -_-
Yeah, I definitely didn’t expect it to turn into all that.lol. And I thought I kept it pretty clean all things considered.
I call them the educational films.
Juniebig..you aint help either… still luv u tho booboo
click the bird on the right….lmao
lol….
i didnt know…..now i do…..i will behave…..um try to behave…..
WOW @ Juniebug- you’re funny & shocking and have made me officially unproductive for the rest of the day.
“I don’t know if it’s because of age, how busy I am nowadays, or because I’m more aware of the Big Guy upstairs.”
That’s exactly how I feel.
Lmao @cheekz reply. Yes I’m a black woman. I think it’s both A and B. In real life I’m not anti IR relaionships. I just find it skechy is someone only dates outside their race. Hmmmm interesting analysis Dr. cheekz
who’s Justin Slayer?
Justin Slayer is Lexington Steele’s mini-me.
i sleep with a shrink, so I think that gives me the ability to break people down. Its sad really. She is constantly telling me I’m misdiagnosing my freinds.
Justin Slayer gets busy in his own rights. Alot of people think its suspect, but it makes a difference who the guy is who is performing. I’m not watching for but if you don’t know how to work it **cough Jack Napier cough** I don’t want to see you on film, even if I’m not watching you.
Lex Steele
Rico Strong
Justin Slayer
Nat Turner
all know how to get a good reaction from the girl
#pausejustincase
Is Justin Slayer the one who looks like Loyd Banks?
No that is Brian Pumper. He is from my home town.
Do you watch ****?
Damn right I do.
If so, have you ever watched it with your significant other?
Nope, but she’s watching at home now and I’ll be there to join her shortly.
Does it make you randy or do you just watch it with curiosity to find new moves for your arsenal?
Primary purpose is for new moves, but also as a visual aid while rubbing that first one out
Who are your faves?
Jasmine Cashmere, Pinky, Priya Rai, Gianna Michaels, Ayanna Angel, Jada Fire, a few other names I can’t remember, and of course, the Godfather, Mr. Lexington Steele.
If you don’t watch or make “homemade”, why not?
I’ve got a huge mirror and a photographic memory…good enough for me.
I just have to say that all morning & afternoon I thought the title of this post was, I Used to Love Pv$$Y
Oh no! What happened?!” LOL!
I was like, ”
Great post though. Learned a lot today. Got no work done as I stated would happen earlier but interesting topic & comments…
WOW! Been grinding extra hard today and I get surprised with this. Big ups to juniebug… lol
I like ****. (ok maybe more than like… much more).
Definitely watches it with a sig other before. She prefers to make and watch our own more than other videos. Usually I watch it to complement the rubbing out. However, I haven’t watched (or made) any in 2 weeks. lol
Faves? Obsession, Lacy Duval, Ava Devine, Jada Fire, Lucy Thai, Caramel, Marie Luv (I think that’s the chick with the Chinese characters on her b*tt) and a few more. Yeah, I like interracial *****, same race ***** of other races, our *****, etc… except Asian-on-Asian. They’re stuff is kinda wacked-out (no pun).
I’ve made a movie or two
or 8. I like going back to watch them. It’s crazy though. The sig other gets more randy from the videos we make than the professional **** videos. lolI’m not a ***** connoisseur or anything, but I have noticed the changes in the production and niches over time. Who remembers Bad Black Girls and Sugar Walls? lol I do enjoy seeing new women come on the scene (no pun). But the veterans never disappoint.
“I think that’s the chick with the Chinese characters on her b*tt”
you mean kapri styles… sorry I have a problem.
Plus s*x is such an art form there are things you can learn from different ppl thats what P*** is good for!
juniebug: ” but i laughed my ass off lata on in that video when Marcus was hitting her from the side and she was rolling her eyes and was like “less talking and more f**king” lol. my all time favorite line from a p**no…”
My all time favorite line is by Justin Slayer:
“I’m beatin’ this pu$$y up! And you betta NOT press charges on me!”
Justin Slayer is my hero….
but I gotta go with:
“Big Black Eff Ox”