"I'd love a massage ... but touch my booty hole and we'll be fighting!"
Look across the great wide internet … and you will find women talking about the chexual capability of men to your left and right. Discussions of girth vs. length vs. “the motion in the ocean” have caused more beef than the Hutu’s and the Tutsi. Women love to talk about who and what is good … period.
Rarely do “me and the guys” hang around defining what makes good p*ssy (more about who and how much). “Was she good?” might get you a side-eye (O_o) … unless we’re talking about head (head is a whole different category and is an act requiring much more skill).
This has lead me to believe that s*xual relations vary a lot more for women. Some guys are extremely good, while some just suck. Apparently some are gifted physically, but don’t know what to do with it. Others are average or “under gifted”, but make up for it with skills, willingness to do things, or … something.
When it comes to guys … uhhhhh … does she swallow? Or … does she do anal?
So … I decided to define this question on my own terms. What did all my great sexual experiences have in common? What was it that had me waking up in cold sweats, sitting at my desk incapable of thinking clearly, and incapable of speaking during the act? What for a man defines good pum pum besides just something to do on a Saturday?
I quickly figured out, this is a hard question. Fact is … we do most of the work and run the situation. I’ve never had any woman throw me against a wall and hold my arms up (and I don’t want anyone). I’ve never had anyone bend me over a bed. table, kitchen counter, TV, railing, bathroom sink … well … u get the point. So since I’m leading 80% of the time … what defined the “greats”?
Glad you asked …
Can ya ride?
One of the few times I’m not in control is when I’m on the bottom and she is on top. If she doesn’t know how to move her hips, command the situation, and stare into my eyes while licking her lips … she’s not going to be one of the greats. Hop on that boy and gyrate until hurts … then keep going. You got a charlie horse? Ride through that sh*! Pain is temporary … glory is forever.
Wetness … aka … That Aquafina Flow
Tightness is good and all … but wetness always stands out. While I have had a few that “hugged” him rather nicely … those that tried to drown him in a sea of salty goo have made it into the history books.
Hoopin and Hollerin
The moans, groans, and saying my name are very notable. They turn something fun … into an event. There is just nothing like hearing your name moaned … NOTHING. Wait … I take that back … when she can actually tell you in a sultry voice what your doing in the type of nasty language that make you think “did you work in phone sex before” … yeah … that’s it.
What else you doing?
The actual act of sex doesn’t change that much. How many different ways can you put the peg into the hole? For someone to earn Heather Hunter notoriety … you need to be doing more. Spit on it, call your girlfriend out the closet, then tell me put it somewhere … interesting. Even just grabbing on me, nibbling my ear, and that stuff will make me love it more. That’s how your gonna get that MVP nod.
No crying in f*cking baseball …
“My back hurts”, “You done yet … its been 2 hours”, and “Can we stop … I’m sore” will lose you more points than renigging in spades. Suck it up … like my inner thing ain’t spasming too.
She wants it just as bad
Ever had someone jump on you in anticipation? Had a female let you know she wants it even more than you? That’s sexy …
So at the heart of it … va-jay-jay accounts for maybe 30% of “is it good”. Superhead got her name for her skills … aint never heard of Superp*ssy …
Now, I don’t want this to degenerate some super freaky story telling! But I want to hear from women what they think men like. And to the fellas, what did I miss?
SBM aka “Make me cry!” aka Bend over let me see it
umm, it varies from man to man but I think men like shy girls that unexpectedly grab the c%ck from the boxers, while making out
as for the sexing, i cosign that a man likes when his girl let the neighbors know his name. silent sex is dead lol
-very shy lady
"silent sex is dead" – I disagree, its only accepted when a pillow or a hand is causing that silence
Or another man's piece….
I'm just saying.
Corner. Now.
haha im deff that girl. i wouldnt call myself shy though. just more of the quiet/observant type. im a scorpio so yahh….
"aint never heard of Superp*ssy …"
Boy! You ain't ever heard of me?!!
"You got a charlie horse? Ride through that sh*! Pain is temporary … glory is forever."
LOL!!! D*mn!
I'm sorry … but I have worked through blinding pain in my leg and thigh before … to the point where it literally seized up and could no longer be flexed.
I don't want to hear no complaining!
if i start complaining that i dont want to carry on…it's not usually real pain…it's my nice way of saying 'you are pounding and still not hitting that G spot so now i'm bored and i want you to get up off me…like now!' LOL
agreed. all that motion and sweat for nothing : (-
# niggarutrying?
Speak that truth lady!!! LOL! Now they know!
I can stand witness for the first, second, and last thing on this list. The noises coming out of me all depend on how you're doing, if you can't hear me, you're not doing it right and I will let you know. I can honestly say that I'll ride through the pain simply outta pride if need be. I don't start something unless I'm gonna see it all the way through and make sure it's damn worth it for both of us. As for the fourth item on your list, I would think it goes without saying.
I really don't think you should discount the *ahem* tightness though. Embarassingly, I can attest that with my limited number of partners, the first time has never lasted longer than 2 minutes. I've been told everytime that they just weren't expecting that and couldn't handle it. That is also why they keep trying to come back even years later, even my ex-husband has been sniffing around for months. I could just lie there, silent, and nearly dry and I'm sure it wouldn't matter. It's a gift and a curse.
Ok, I think I've shared more than enough for the day.
**takes more notes**
"the first time has never lasted longer than 2 minutes."
Rub one out before each date.
"Embarassingly, I can attest that with my limited number of partners"
Likely $TD free.. Slip the c0nd0m off when she isn't looking.
Oh, it's not me that's not lasting and it's only been the first one or two times. Except for one guy, apparently that's just how he was all the time. The whole rubbing one out beforehand should be taught in school.
Yes, STD free since '83 (ok '85, but that didn't rhyme). And, if proof is ever needed, I can always log on to my medical records to verify. My doctor just made online records available and I signed up this morning.
CHeeKZ baby, you try to slip the condom off with me and there will be blood. Oh yes, there will be blood. There will be no playing around with my life. I'm too afraid of the AIDS, I don't care how much the cocktail can extend and normalize your life, it's basically assuring I'm celibate for the rest of my days.
NO Sane… those are notes for me to apply to dating you.
And the key to slipping the C off would be you NOT looking.
its like magic. Now you see it… now I'm raw.
J/K (unless you are going to let me do it).
Oh yeah… I knew that.
"its like magic. Now you see it… now I’m raw."
That's just wrong. LOL
this is an accurate list. the one i would agree with you the most on is she wants it just as bad as you. i would like to think that i'm not the only one enjoying the experience.
riding is another way in which i judge a woman's sexual prowess. i've experienced my fair share of women who talk the talk about how good they are in bed. everything is cool while they don't have to put in any work but once it comes time for her to ride, the truth is revealed.
the aquafina flow is great but sometimes there is a thing as too wet. it shouldn't feel like i'm sticking my d*ck into a warm bowl of ramen noodles. it should be a perfect combination of tightness and wetness.
to add i would say my best sexual experiences have been with women i have an emotional attachment to and am comfortable with. i will say that this is not always true. one of my top 3 in my highlight reel (read: couples retreat) is a woman who i had no emotional attachment to whatsoever. probably the exception and not the rule.
" i will say that this is not always true. one of my top 3 in my highlight reel (read: couples retreat) is a woman who i had no emotional attachment to whatsoever."
Did you respect her afterwards or before hand?
That usually plays a big role into who is the best. One of my favs of alltime is a real top notch freak. But she is also a lawyer and community activist. It just so happens that her views on doing the nasty are liberal.
yep. respect is/was given before AND after. i do see what you're getting at tho.
If I'm feeling a man/in love, the sex is almost always good no matter what he is doing….but for the sake of this post I will also add, a big d*ck doesn't always mean good sex. The best sex I can ever remember having was with this li'l d*ck dude…small in stature but he always made me orgasm – never failed. Everbody after him had these really big d*cks but I could not orgasm…sometimes I get really close, but thats cool too. I don't have to climax to have a great sexual experience with a man….but, if I orgasm with you I remember you for sure….
I also like when a man takes his time and works it out slow. I don't like the bam, bam, bam…..lol.
See, but this goes back to the point of the post …
What you been doing to make sure he is enjoying himself???
Whatever I need to do. I get it done.
I think you've covered everything. In my experience men like the unexpected. Surprise him in his car or right after his shower or in the closet while he's getting dressed for work. And get out of the bedroom! Like Jill Scott says the kitchen sink will make it memorable.
Suprises are almost always welcomed. Good to see I'm not the only one trying to spice things up.
Of course the best surprise is another woman #imjustsayin
I can definitely cosign on that one, catching him off guard will always get him a little more riled up than usual.
Run from him… Cat & Mouse; then give in. Like give IN for real. Works everytime. #thatisall
agreed!
I don't know about this one. I can't help but think that in 4 out of 5 cases I would just think that I was given unneeded work.
You would have to let me know that even though I'm chasing you … you still want it worst than me.
I'm co-signing all of 'em…especially ridin' like a Rodeo Queen. If you know what you're doing..coupled with good head… that will have him curled up in a fetal position. LMAO yessir
Apparently riding is a skill left for only a small percentage. Its one area I have consistently been disappointed in.
Hand your girl a Cosmo and tell her to brush up because she has a performance exam later.
Regarding your wetness/aquafina flow comment… If your woman is not wet enough, it means she is not ready and you should not have penetrated yet. Why do men think that just because a woman is a little bit wet that you can just 'head and ram yourself in? If you wait until she begs you to put it in, I promise you she will ride it right!
Same goes with the no crying in baseball comment. She's complaining because you ain't doing sh*t. She's probably drying up and she's sore. A dry vagina hurts during sex. So pay some attention to your partner and you'll both have a good time.
You are so right! A lot of men don't understand that. You have to build up the anticipation with your woman. Have her begging for it. I promise you she won't get dry. If she is then that means that she is not getting please. Have me dripping wet before you stick it in me LOL
Sad fact is that just as some guys are blessed more than others … same with women. You can always get a woman wet … but some just don't have the ability to gush all over and make it rain … while others do.
Balance to the universe and all that good stuff …
LOL not true actually… but the unfortunate fact is that most men and most women don't know this.
But if your woman isn't super wet, that's probably more your fault than hers. Either you aren't doing things right, or you just don't do it for her.
I'll co-sign and add that it also depends on the mindset of the people involved. Stress kills sex->period. But like a period, you can still work through it. LOL.
"If you wait until she begs you to put it in, I promise you she will ride it right!"
Co-sign!
I always get the surprised "Oh Sh*t" look when throw it back at him unexpectedly. I'll tell him "don't move, hang on" and make it ripple.
This one should be added to the list … for sure.
i'm not gonna lie.. i like being thrown against the wall every now and then.. pin my arms, and take over..
i'm mostly the aggressor, but every now and then, ya girl would like the day off..
i agree with the list.. but i have to add to it.. for me, it's the location.. and the proximity to other people.. there've been times when my mother's been in the next room, and i've been in the bathroom getting put over the sink.. there's that glisten in the eye when you think about it and that simple nod when it's time for it to pop off again..
i know i'm playin with fire.. but DAMN if it doesn't make things exciting to know that someone is about to come home.. and you have me up against the wall..
i'll call you from work to talk about it..
also.. on the flip side, don't call me AT WORK to talk about it.. talk about how you want a replay.. and then when i get home you wanna watch CNN first.. my Dasani springs will become like the Kalahari.. Sportscenter, or PTI, i can understand, but NEWS!?!? that's on all the time homeboy, i, however, am not..
nuff said…
I can't find anything exciting about Ma Dukes barging in with a look of horror on her face. Did that … didn't do it for me.
I don't know why it seems to be sexier to have inappropriate chex somewhere where the police can come bust you up than somewhere where your mama might catch you. #strangethoughts
yah im with you.
It doesn't have to be Mom.. but I love being naughty all across america. Sneaky adds more to the fact that you are doing a taboo. I'm always trying to stick my hand somewhere during dinner, or get road dome. Do it in a church or I like to pick up the phone for ehr when people call during the act (I catch a second wind watching her struggle to speak to people)
Sometimes I feel like I want to be caught. I would love to have someone watch me pipe down a chick. I was meant to be a performer. I hear amateur chicks say it all the time, its hot knowing that other people are turned on by watching me.
I remember one time I did it with the windows open and these 2520s were smoking some trees outside. Man.. I was going for broke that day. 22 0 faces later, I was still rock.
The possibility of getting caught is definitely an aphrodisiac. Like in a car with tinted windows in the middle of the day in my parking lot at work. Not that I've done that *makes sure boss doesn't frequent site*.
GIRL!!! i've had my mom in front of me askin questions while i was on the sofa gettin pipe.. i honestly don't know what i would do if she ever caught me.. but as long as she doesn't wanna talk about it (she's like THAT!) then hey, i'm not bringing it up either..
poor mommy.. i'm SO the opposite of what she wanted me to be..
@Nick_L
please explain how u were getting pipework in front of moms and she aint know?!
Also, the thrill of getting caught is one of the best seual enhancers! Its like being in a movie/drama/comedy all in one! Definite plus!
well, i was cuddled up on the sofa.. and someone just so happened to be huggin me from the back.. lol.. of course, there was a sheet involved so she wouldn't know my draws were around my ankles…
i guess she just thought i was watchin "Flash Forward"..
moms has knocked on the door while i was gettin it.. it's jarring at first.. then i tell her i'm comin right out.. and that usually buys about 20-30 minutes.. after a while, i can't explain the amount of sweat involved.. so i'll have to wrap up the party.. OR put it on hold to be resumed at a diff venue (the sofa) later..
@Nick_L_Odeon, I don't even know what to do with that story. That's a little too risky for me. Moms? Really?
like i said.. she's a very "if i don't say it, it's not happening.." type of jamaican..
maybe she suspects it, but doesn't wanna say anything.. that's fine with me.. i do a lot of ish for shock value.. so maybe i'm subconciously trying to get her to have an honest conversation.. that "virgin mary" act she tries don't work with me..
not only that, maybe she really just doesn't wanna believe that it's happening…
whatever she has to tell herself so she sleeps at night..
@Nick
Ur mom GOTTA know yall bonin. U was sittin on him with a sheet on top? if u were my daughter son wouldve had to leave off GP, llolol
@ Nick_L_Odeon
3 questions?
Are you thinking about michael ealy while you have sex during flash forward?
Don't you have to go really slow so the sofa doesn't make noise and hold the sheet up so Mom doesn't see it move?
Who do you think kills Dimitri?
And when mom interrupts do you stop? Or doesn't he just keep stroking while you guys conversate?
Although, this does remind me of a similar situation where I was at a get-together at my BIL's house. There was a group of people chilling and talking in the living room and we were under the covers laid up on the couch. Now, we wasn't full on having chex or nothing, but we weren't doing anything near appropriate while talking to family and friends. My mom wasn't there though.
It also reminds me that me and my ex-husband actually did have chex in front of a couple of married friends. We were pretty drunk (well, I was) and it wasn't my fault they lived in a studio. The husband (who had admitted to me being on his "list"), just decided to sit there and watch (wifey was in and out of sleep). It made my husband feel good to know he had something that he wanted. I was just drunk and didn't care.
CHeeKZ, the powers of Michael Ealy are no joke.
How did I know the comments would eventually get into the sharing of some crazy and off the wall stories.
I know ya'll so well …
@cheeKZmoney..
Are you thinking about michael ealy while you have sex during flash forward?
lol.. am i THE ONLY woman that michael ealy does NOTHIN for?! don't let the eyes fool you ladies.. them could be Accuvue!!
my sofa doesn't make noise.. nuff said.. who you think bought the sofa
i have NO IDEA who kills Dimitri.. i have to go back and see last two episodes.. because something just got very confusing.. i hope they didn't start off with a good premise..and exhaust all their ideas before the end of season 1.. i'll be "38 hot!" #fail
(well, i DID miss quite a bit of the episode)
when mom comes by.. homeboy halts.. i'll move a little.. but it's miniscule… he's still in there while moms talks.. but i have to move every now and then because NOTHING makes Lord Pumpington retreat like the sound of my mother.. and i have to make sure we keep him "at attention".. lol
Happy Monday. This is a funny subject. I think it really revolves around the fact that a lot of women claim to be good in bed, but aren't really that good in bed. They can take a pounding, but just because i'm back here pounding for 30 minutes, doesn't mean you did anything.
IMO, enthusiasm and candor make for a good sex game for the lady.
100% correct
Yeah as far as what makes good pu$$y I would agree with the list and say your forgot:
1. Flexibility
2. Movement – Not just throwin it back. I really don't need no help wit da bangin. But knowing how and when to wind and grind that thing.
3. Takin the D. Takin the rough stiff will have most dudes crawlin on their hands and knees beggin for more. Now this is not for all women. Don't do anything that makes you uncomfortable but if you can stand the pain dude will be whipped guranteed.
co-sign number 3. a little rough play here and there never hurt anyone.
“You done yet … its been 2 hours”
2 hours??!?!?!?!?
OMG and please have an ambulance on stand-by…
And this is why I had to add that to the list.
You should be happy I can go 2 hours … not complaining!
I'm not complaining at all. I mean I'd pass out at some point before the 2-hour mark, but just keep going and when I wake up I'll re-join the festivities…LOL.
For me personally I don't have to have a guy that can go 2 or 3 hours straight. At some point the constant stroking is going to hurt. I'm more interested in if he can keep going repeatedly….time after time. Give me a chance to recover and come back for more…and more.
Seriously, don't complain. When you f*ck with a dude that has the momentum of a rolling quarter and has refractory periods that stretch on for like 24 hours, you'll appreciate the value of ninja that keeps on keepin' on.
"When you f*ck with a dude that has the momentum of a rolling quarter and has refractory periods that stretch on for like 24 hours"
Oh so you've met my ex?
J/K sort of…
We might have dated the same dude.
It's an epidemic: ninjas are getting too damn comfortable. Work is work, your job is not guaranteed, give 110% or we will find a replacement.
I agree with everything on the list. But I don't know if I am a nympho but it seems like most of the time I am too much for the guys. LOL….I will want to go back to back all night and alot of guys say I'm too aggressive. I literally put they asses to sleep. LOL #kanyeshrug
Too much for guys … uh huh.
I'm gonna need some notarized references because there are a lot of women who are claiming this with reckless abandonment of core principles of good p****y.
Not accusing you … but lets say I'm jaded.
I'm not claiming that it the best pussy or whatever. LOL what I am saying is that I am usu the aggresive one. I'm the one that is waking him up with d*** in my mouth or trying to get it in in the middle of the night. My sex drive is extremely high and I it's hard for them to keep up with me LOL They just are boring in the bedroom
i get that too.. homeboy has said "i'm not a machine".. and i'm lookin at him cross-eyed and bow-legged.. because i TOLD you eat yo wheaties..
i have been known to get annoyed.. you can take a nap, that's fine.. but are you don't for the night, cuz im gonna have a problem with that!!!
lol..
oops.. spell check.. "done.." lol.. the word is "done"..
i hate when my fingers move faster than my mind..
Dudes be sayin "Im tired?" smh… u wont hear that from me, but a break here n there is always cool. lol. If I fall asleep, u know how to wake me up
naw chill with all that….
Nick, what do John Wall, Greg Oden, Kevin Durant, Derrick Rose, Oj Mayo, Kevin Love, Tyreke Evans, Mike Beasley, Demarcus Cousins, and CHeeKZ Money all have in common?
@cheeKZmoney
lol.. i have NO idea.. what do they all have in common…
each one, teach one n sh*t…
we are all ONE AND DONE!
I get that too! They be like they tired and I'm like are you serious??????? I dont care if you work 16 hour days you gonna give it to me right and right when I want it LOL
To answer your question: What do I think Men Like?
Truly, I think men just want to feel like men- in the bedroom. They want to know they can lay it down and that their girl can take what they give- or at least ACT like they cant take it (ego boost y'know).
For me, if I'm taking the stick and it's not up to my expectations for one reason or another, I'll work with it….
This is how it works:
Kagle flexes come in handy in these situations (google it). All I have to do is squeeze the cooch on the stick. Squeeze, relax, squeeze, relax, squeeze….repeat.
Just to give HIM that feeling of tension and EXTRAAAA resistance like the first plunge/stroke in the love tunnel (or an anal effect). For me, I know my cooch is tight- but it's knowing how to use the tightness that truly makes a p*ssy a 5 Star – SUPERRRR P*SSSSSAY!
So, when he's stroking and it's getting to the point of no return for me…It's neither the low, nor the climax- THAT is when I start squeezing the coochi on him. I'll tighten up, then relax on it.
Now, once I know that my exercise is getting him to the breaking point- I'll relax and just let him beat it up to his satisfaction.. I'll take whatever he is dishing out whether I like it or not, like a soldier.
Once he's in full "control" my moans turn to groans and grunts naturally…but the sexy talk turns dirty and you know how that goes… by then, he can hear the difference in my voice and THAT also turns him on. He'll start drooling, literally. Drool running off his bottom lip and all…. (it's happened multiple times.)
Once I'm taking deep doses of the dick while squeezing on it that actually helps the coochi salivate even more..by relaxing it, it lets the juices flow down and onto his pipe.
Once I feel his pipe throbbing I know its the perfect time to stop squeezing and I just let him glide in it until he's satisfied. Once the nuts been busted I'll squeeze on it again just to fcuk with him….by then he's usually too sensitive to bare it. That's usually how it ends….
NO PAIN, NO GAIN!
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I Co-sign not only the list… but also this movement. For far too long men have just accepted any performance from a kitty. I remember talking to my home girl and saying a chick was bad in bed and she said "how can a girl be bad? All she has to do is lay there and a ninja will bust early"
That is why they think they are good, its b/c so often we are stroking her to our own liking and bust early and she takes the credit for the nut.
I have nothing to add to the list right now, but I will think about it all day. I just want to stress two points.
1)Riding: The idea is to go UP AND DOWN. UP AND DOWN!. Along the shaft. I wish SBM woud have posted NSFW video. Roxy Reynolds. Don't move your whole body if you don't have to. Just focus on moving up and down.
There was this g@y guy on youtube. Who use to try to show ladies how to ride. DON'T LISTEN TO HIM! He had not been sanctioned by the League of Cocksman.
2)Vocals: Fasting way to get THIS man to bust. In order to keep the kids from flying, i have to think about something other than what I'm doing. But when you are shooting at me what I am doing its makes it impossible to not think about it. You get so hopped up and exciting about pleasing someone and the fact that YOU are making HER sound like THAT you bust.
Usually my thought pattern goes like this:
"Oh I'm in that thing. Oh I'm in that thing.
Ok start off slow CHeeKZ. Ok lets give her that Big Haitian Flag. This is why we work out for.
Yeah look at the look on her face… wait. Focus.
Lets start by naming Supreme Court Justices in reverse order. Sotomayor..Alito… John Roberts. Breyer.
O wait. Did she said she likes it? Damn right she did! B/c I'm the man. I'm the man.
Wait, what is that feeling? Oh No! Hold it Hold It!
RuthBaderGinsburgRuthBaderGinsburgRuthBaderGinsburgRuthBaderGinsburgRuthBaderGinsburgRuthBaderGinsburg
It feeells toooo goooooood!"
**splat**
You are killing me today.
"That is why they think they are good, its b/c so often we are stroking her to our own liking and bust early and she takes the credit for the nut."
What you tryin to say, CHeeKZ? I've only taken the credit when I was verbally given the credit. I don't want to be appeased and credited for something any warm hole would have done. Even if they won't admit it, every woman knows deep down just where her strengths and weaknesses are in bed. And, we know if we didn't really contribute.
Yes Sane that is SO true…all women know where their strengths are…yep.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
It is up-and-down, but you gotta mix it up with different styles too. Like the round-and-round and the slow grind. I know it's about you, but sh*t it's about me too. Don't be selfish lol.
Closed mouths don't get fed. Scream for the D.
85% of the time the round and round and other variations pale to straight up and down. Hell … most of the time I'm thinking your thighs are just tired and why are you robbing me of the greatness of up and down!
If it was about me being tired, your a$$ would be back on top! I just like the grind for some reason. But you gotta go up and down only in some situations
like the front seat of a carwhere you may or may not have the room to get crazy.If she leans all the way forward…and just bounces her ass up and down…her thighs will get that break…that ass bouncin' gives her all the momentum she needs.
You probably like the grind because it probably rubs against your love button … but for me its just nowhere near as good as the up and down.
We talking about what is good for us today … stay focused!
Indeed, the grind does wonders for a woman's love button. But no one should be doing the same move for the duration, so allow it and she'll get back to the movement that you like the best.
Sometimes I think I should send Cheekz my topics before I write them so I can get a concise summary to lead off with.
But your right … these needs to be the start of a movement against these lazy chics that want to claim "super p***y" when its just the fact that men bust … nothing else.
tip 4 ladies with a lazy ride, boozilla (it is a flick but it is informatonal for riding) watch and practice,changed the game, works everytime. take stress off your thighs by putting your feet under him.all in the hips.
" For far too long men have just accepted any performance from a kitty. I remember talking to my home girl and saying a chick was bad in bed and she said “how can a girl be bad? All she has to do is lay there and a ninja will bust early”
dude this is so true.
Actually this pisses me off, when a guy cums quick. They think I'm flattered by the "it was just soooo good" comment. Control Yourself!!! It messes up the flow of things.I wanna ride, I want it doggy style with you pulling my hair and stick your finger in my arse, anal, give head and other nice things.
i am LITERALLY laughin my tail off in this office.. THAT'S HILARIOUS!!! i usually am the one talkin nasty, then when he mentions it's about to po off, i'm like "Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day" "Cold potatoes".. SOMETHIN, ANYTHIN!!!
yeah.. it doesn't work… DANG!!
1) Is it just me or if I'm on top, I want you to stop trying to participate. As of right now, I am f*cking YOU, not the other way around, so stop ruining my rhythm. Collaborate but let me make the magic happen.
2) Tightness IS important, just in a subtle way. It really is for us, especially. I do the Kegels not necessarily to be tight for men (even though that's an added bonus) but because now the box is all tight and sh*t so you feel more sensations and you feel them more intensely.
As for wetness? Some b*tches stay a little parched just as part of their anatomy or what have you
and they should just go homebut sometimes maybe it's wtf YOU are doing that's f*cking up my rainfall. I can't tell you how many times a dude will be playing with me (I'm not a foreplay kind of a broad anyway, just go for it, I'm ready) and he did something f*cked up and I got dry INSTANTLY. It's the thermostat for what you doing in the bedroom, really.3) I'm not a screamer but I will definitely make some noise. However, I require some noise in return. Not a sh*tload, and don't be telling me f*cking stories all night, just keep it short and sexy. Talk dirty to me. I'm a b*tch who's about the total experience.
4) Change sh*t up. You HAVE to if you're f*cking within the confines of a long-term relationship. Plus, if you have the trust and openness that comes with a serious involvement with another person, take advantage of that and get silly in the bedroom. I mean, you can't do all that
tossing saladsfreaky sh*t with some ninja you met off the street! Do it with the boo!5) Don't complain but if you aren't enjoying it, do something different. If I don't like the position I'm in, I change it.
6) Rape him every now and then. It's fun, trust me.
"Talk dirty to me."
Can we try this out? B/c I am really weird and tend to talk without thinking (and type too) I'm worried I am going to say something that will ruin the momment. Can I try some phrases out on you?
"Does your daddy know you take D this well?"
Too creepy? I'm trying to make you feel ashamed but keep the motion going.
"Let's Role play. I'll be Obama and you can by Sarah Palin… Now Go Rogue B!tch"
Would Michelle or Nancy Pelosi been a better choice? Maybe Condi?
"Is it big enough for you?"
I fear I am going to ask this question one day and get an answer I don't want to hear.
"My God, you are so easy. I can't believe you fell for those corny pick up lines."
Too soon?
DEAD.
I think you might be missing pick-up lines and talking dirty…
But when you are in the heat of the moment, a lot of stupid sh*t sounds like the sexiest stuff you've ever heard but in the light of day, it's a damn mess.
I don't know, if you're putting it down right, I won't even be speaking English, I'll get the Holy Ghost and start screaming in tongues.
LMFAO!!! OD my dude, OD! I clearly can't speak for anyone else, but if some dude was to hit me with those lines as part of some "dirty talk", that would definitely put a damper on things. Most of them sh*ts are just so "WTF" inducing and the Obama one would just make me die laughing. either way…not a good response for the activities that we wud be partaking in.
But i must hand it to you, you really had me dying. part of me is like "this guy wudn't really say these things", and the other part of me is imagining just how horribly worng things would go after you uttered those words. LMAO good job
There is a story behind the "is it big enough"
I got the Barrack Obama from a adult film I saw staring Guy Silva.
The other two are variations of things that I actually said.
I am cryin' laughing at this ish!!!
The real sad part is my a** would actually cleverly answer. *sigh*
u forgot the "hot" chex, that my sister/mama is in the other room & we might get cawt chex, or in other words that "sneaky quickie"…
i dnt kno if it jus me but i lik 2 hav chex when chex isnt appropriate or wen doin it hav dat risk of getting cawt or in a place where chex shouldnt be had (public places)…
personaly dats where my best ones came from; doin it when i shudnt…but mayb its because ive always been a hardhead tho but that unexpected sneaky quicky is wat gets me talkn jibberish
COSIGN! If the D is worth it, I'm willing to risk that misdemeanor.
A decent list, but, one thing I'd like to add is: Proper timing of clim@xes.
Everyone like to brag about being able to go for abnoxious lengths of time… straight yada yada yada, but, in reality, the best s_x should only last about 10-15 minutes. That time should be intense, should consist of at least 2 position changes at most 4, and, the two people should finish up at the same time. If you've never finished at the same time as your partner, then, by TheMostInterestingManintheWorld's standards, you're still a v*rgin.
Clim_xing one at a time is to Clim_xing together as Using a co_dom is to going natural. It takes practice to be able to accomplish this consistently and, it's more dependant on the male. There are 3 steps to this:
1) You can't be a premy (premature ejac…lator) gotta know how to not get too excited and end up a 1 hitter quitter.
2) You have to be able to keep a conistent stroke once you're in your final position. If you have to stop and start and stop and start to prevent yourself from finishing, you're a selfish bastard, and a rookie. If you want your woman to finish, there's going to be a point where you find just the right spot. Once you're at that spot she'll probably tell you and you need to be able to hit it like 20 times in a row without stopping. If you stop, you may have to relocate the spot and once you do you gotta start all over again from stroke 1.
3) You have to be able to finish on command. Finishing on command is almost as tough as not finishing early. Grown man business here. You might only have a 5 second widow after you hit the spot for the 20th time in a row, her leg starts shaking and it's go time. You need to be able to close the show #FTW.
I know this post was about what makes a man feel good, so some of you might be wondering… why put so much focus on making the woman finish. Rookie. You do this because, as she's finishing, her thing thing contracts around you (almost violently and somtimes repeatedly) and when it releases… when it releases, it's like niagara falls. If you're finishing at that point… its… it's life changing, and well worth the delayed gratification.
So yeah, ladies, doing 10-15 minute sessions, all night long, is way more fun and way more satisfying that just taking a pounding for 45 minutes to an hour. Go for 10-15, cuddle for a half and then re-up for another 15.
Stay thirsty my friends.
So… you single? 'Cause I'm definitely feeling your style.
Your point #2? So key…oh so key
#3…there's something about being able to moan…beg… "cum for me baby" and it actually be done…simultaneously with me. *sigh*…it truly is an art
I know where you coming from with this. It doesn't take an hour to make a women cum. But also I've been with some women that just like to f*ck. They just like to keep the d up in em. I've participated in some marathons for real.
Dear Dos Equis,
I feel you about the feel of a gushy cooch cooch when it starts contracting. Eff a Donkey Punch. Its hard to get them to stay on your piece when they start bucking like crime mob. These girls get REAL strong when they bust and sometimes its safer to just let them go. I don't want to risk harm to my Prized Boxer by leaving him in a fight that he already won. .. but if I got you in a weight bearin bearing position where I can use my fat to keep you pinned I'll keep the party going thru an O and make more.
But I can't bust on demand. I put alot of work into making myself have a good time.. I need heavy focus consistant stimulation at the bottom of my piece, I need a nice visual, and I to be focus on nothing else.
3) You have to be able to finish on command. Finishing on command is almost as tough as not finishing early. Grown man business here.
Exactly… It's all about control and sync.
This here was a great comment.
I think some ppl who like to go for a long time may do so because that's what they see in p0rno flicks… if we gotta go for 30 minutes are longer, I better cum awesomely more than once. *shrug*
Women know what Kegel exercises are. Use those muscles. Being multi-orgasmic, I can let my self climax when he's ready, and I keep flexing those muscles until the last drop drips. Talking all the way up to the climax, intensifies everything. Oh, and ladies if you can squirt…..He'll bring you a hot towel and a bottle of water right before you tuck him in.
agreed and repost this at the top! leave a number too ; )
I can't even lie, some of these comments are getting me going.
Gurrrl…I may have to leave work early today.
I already am leaving early for an appointment. You guys inspired me to hit up my FWB though, and have an appt. with him at 3. I'll tell him to come thank you.
SBM staff gets 10% of any action you ladies are givin out based on this site/comments
Thanks,
MGMT
great post.
A lot of women are champions until u want them to ride Space Mountain… then u see a look of despair, or heara lowkey "sighhhh" and once they get up there, you can tell who's a pro and who tries to emulate TV!
Cosign the entire post.
Riding is my favorite, especially in a chair for that deep penetration. I've study the craft of riding so I try all kinds of things when I'm riding. But most importantly I study what positions and strokes turn him on. But I must admit, sometimes I just can't give it my all, and other times….imma beast…I have references, btw. So it just depends on how I'm feeling cause hey everyone has off days.
Streetz, how exactly would that work out? You guys being on the other side of the country and all.
For each BJ you give off this site, counts toward 1/10 of a BJ for one of the members of SBM.
Than when one of us are in Cali (which I think you live).. we collect.
We also take pictures and cell phone video as compensation.
What's 10% of a bj? A lick up the shaft and a kiss on the head?
Plus, what is that, a little making out? A hand job? What would 10% of action be exactly?
Cheekz, you're a fool for that one. So, what happens if I only give like three before then? You'll accept 3/10 of a BJ? Lol
Also, I livein Seattle, which nobody ever really comes to visit. They scare everybody off with the talk of rain.
10%?? I guess all they need is for us to look at it real hard and blow it a kiss from across the room.
I was gonna say 700% but I didnt wanna be greedy..
Seattle? Girl I travel like Prince Hall..
We gonna make it like gift certificates or frequent flyer miles…
U think we do ths for free? #swindle
Since when does not wanting to be greedy ever stopped men?
Fair enough, if you're ever in Seattle, I will look at it real hard and blow it a kiss from across the room.
But, you know you have to pay for the plane ticket.
#hereugo with the hate comemnts, lol
and that sounds like Jean Grey foreplay… awesome! lmao
Who said anything about hating greed? You know who was greedy that I didn't hate? Scrooge McDuck. That sucka ended up as rich as can be. Can't hate on that.
I bet it wouldn't be that awesome if it wasn't just foreplay and was the whole shebang.
Once again, this site delivers like the Fed-ex man…..lulz
smh wow.