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**Me and my boy Seattle put this post together for 3 Ways after discovering that some women would prefer D strokes over amazing face assuming they can’t have both. This still makes me laugh. Enjoy. **
SLIM: I’m a huge fan of raw s*x. It brings so much joy to the life of the person (woman) receiving the pumpington. It also brings much joy to the person (man) delivering the glory strokes. Under normal circumstances, it’s supposed to be a mutual exchange of pleasures and delight that leave both parties in a state of euphoria.
Sometimes it’s not possible to engage in coitus and you end up having to do other things to bring or receive the pleasure. Ya know…things that are orally gratifying. I like that too…within reason. I’m not a fan of getting Woppington McSucklesworth from someone who’s mouth looks like jagged rocks that would shipwreck my piece.
SEATTLE: Just looking at a woman’s teeth gives me the shudders sometimes. It’s a wonder I place so much emphasis on a woman’s teeth and smile when it could literally destroy my whole life. Getting Heads Whoppington is like having a car in the city – you do all you can to keep yourself out of harm’s way, but eventually someone is going to scratch you. With that said, I wonder if they have those bumper guards available for your piece.
SLIM: I’ll pass on the bumperguards to brave the elements and risk it all to get a good Sloppy Not-So-Floppy. There’s no doubt about that. However, I will not risk it all to dive peter head first into some poomps. STD’s and potential bumpy johnson aside, I sometimes just don’t think it feels as good. I also know that I’ma skeet regardless of what orifice I choose to invade. In my mind, why not pick the one that’ll provide the most variety. Besides, if a vagina (or bootyhole) had a tongue in it, that would be pretty weird.
SEATTLE: But if it did, do you realize how fantastic that would be? I wonder if there’s some amazing alien race out there with that ability. I bet there is and that’s why there’s so much money dumped into the NASA annual budget. I just can’t believe the U.S., Russia and China would spend mountains of cash and toil constantly just to kick around some rocks on another planet. There’s rocks right here. I see a whole bunch of out of the kitchen window. Wow. We’ve gotten way off topic Slim. Non oral orifices with tongues? Sigh. You see what just talking about head does to mankind?
Which is exactly why we don’t understand why women prefer Lord Pumpington over Sir Squiggly Wiggly. Now without going into the cocky talk (no pun intended) and how my piece comes with a resume and references and all that, I’ll just think about myself for a second. I love sex, but there’s nothing like laying back and receiving an education as if I’m Neo in the Matrix.
**Proverbial Pause for the Duration of this Post**
SLIM: Agreed. And honestly, this has nothing to do with laziness. I’m not adverse to hopping on top and jack-hammering away. Back-shots? Sure. Side smash? Wonderful. Receive Wops? Doing back-flips. And I also don’t understand why women would prefer to have some tenacious D over Tongue Tactics when most women can’t even have an orgasm without direct clitoral/love button stimulation. You, the women, can just lay back and enjoy the fruits of his face and clap your thighs against his ears til he goes deaf. Yet and still, many of you would prefer to have some D in your thang knowing that the only one that will get that elusive nut will be him.
You’d rather me inject you with hot beef rather than lay you back and eat you into ecstasy? Don’t you know the odds are in your favor if I do the latter? Foolishness. Well fine since I win either way. *Unzips pants and elephant can be heard*
SEATTLE: Your altruism rivals the great missionaries of the past sir. If you weren’t such an outward and infamous sexual deviant, I’d recommend you for sainthood. Nonetheless, you’re right. I know I’m going to get mine at some point. It’s inevitable like Old Faithful bursting on Yellowstone’s rocks. So, I’m focused on making sure you join me running in the sunflower filled fields in the town of Ecstasy. Population 2. Let’s see who’ll get there first. No need for Mapquest. Word of mouth will do.
I can’t front though, I’m not one for the linguistics all the time. I tend to let my Not So Hunched Back of Notre Dame run up the tower and ring the bell. Still, I don’t understand why most women don’t take advantage of some face time. Sigh, guess it’s just one of those things I’ll never understand about women. Do you mind shedding some light on the situation? If you had to pick one, which would you choose?
Seattle – Baby, I Can’t Breathe – Washington
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Slim- Stop Squirming and Let Me Do My Job- Jackson
yes i remember that post. hilarious. i can kind of understand how women would want long strokes over face time. sex should feel good the entire time and not just culmination. i know that if i just enjoyed the climax then s*x wouldn't be as pleasurable. i know that i prefer long strokes over throat action so who am i to say a woman should like the opposite. lol
Ooooh, this is like my own personal Sophie's Choice. Why can't I have both? Y'all get to. I'ma have to think on this one. I'll be back in the AM.
This. is. pure. hilarity!
I think I'ma have to go w/ the D.
Just the thought alone of strokes…. um umm umm.
I mean, it's like, a woman can lick you down just like a man but only a man can provide that D baby! Yes sir!
I was getting long deep strokes before that day my leg was propped up for an adventure…Send me some *D* with a bow on it..
Rotflmao…this is hilarious…
But on a serious note both are a must for me…kinda like the compulsory questions u've got to do in an exam to demonstrate your ability…and to pass and avoid that epic fail neither are an option…
Arghhhh…the idea of living life with good head sucks (excuse the pun) but if I had to choose…I'd go for D strokes with Lord Pumpington…hot beef is delicious…real soul food…besides I've never been into vegetarianism!
i can't blame you for not being able to pick. Me, myself, I can't even pipe well without a warm mouth up. I'll still get rock just from seeing a naked chick or letting her touch it.
But the strokes aren't the same and its no where near as Rocky, more apollo fighting the russian.
good head cannot be undersold…it's amazing…mind-blowing when done right #ecstasy
but if it comes down to choice then i'd rather ride rocky's italian stallion…a round or two with apollo creed doesn’t sound bad either…not sure but i think he had sugar ray leonard's bolo punch (jab-uppercut-cross-hook) as his mainstay…that would definitely bring more than a smile to me and mine
face. that is all.
i'll take the D too because not all guys are as good in the head dept like they think i dated guy and he had a really short tongue so it felt disgusting and he said he was good at it and as for the D if its wack you can take controll of the situation and they are two totally different feelings one is above the surface and the other is beneath
Call me greedy/thirsty cause I want them both. For me good head leads to hightened sexual arousal = great sex. Of course my partner has to be well versed in both areas and thank the good Lord, he is.
If I had to pick just one I'd take the "D". There's nothing like that feeling… uum I gotta go..
Great post
most definitely will pick the Sir Squiggly Wiggly over the Lord Pumpington. YALL are fools for this!
But yes the guaranteed orgasm with the tongue and lips and mouth all over ms. kitty will always overrule Lord Pumpington.
The D will not always bring me an orgasm – long strokes or short ones unless a toy is involved for clitoral stimulation. So I'd have to go with the amazing face!!!
Funny that you mention having to bring a toy into the mix to blast off from strokes. With some women, it's like putting in a video game cheat code to get them to erupt. Pump + Pump + Left Nipple Tweak + Right Nipple Tweak + Pump + Charge Super Deep Stroke= Ecstasy
The cheat code tho?! BWHAHAHAHAHA. This site is going to get me fired.
Slim: "With some women, it’s like putting in a video game cheat code to get them to erupt. Pump + Pump + Left Nipple Tweak + Right Nipple Tweak + Pump + Charge Super Deep Stroke= Ecstasy"
You almost made me spew coffee all over my keyboard and screen with this one! Makes me release I haven't played Contra in a long time!
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A Start. I question the upbringing of any male over the age of 27 that doesn't know what that code is for.
Contra is definitely the game I had in mind.lol. I started to use the Mortal Kombat blood code…but nobody wants that in their bed room.
Lol Jax… A,B,B,C,A,C,B = FINISH HIM (for genesis of course)
I think the other Mortal Combat cheat code was more appropriate for this convo…
Down, Up, Left, Left, "A", Right, Down… lol
why do I remember this stuff…
Why did cheat codes get so complicated? Why couldnt the stay simple like Street Fighter? Half Circle forward mid punch for an Hadduken
@peyso – hadduken is proof that winning moves can be both simple and effective
i got Mortal Kombat on my comp.. and d*mn near DIED when i saw the code.. i think i'm gonna play some right now..
but in the words of Killer Instinct.. "ULTRA-COMBO!!"
dude… This comment definitely ranks in the top 5 EVER! lmao
Sounds like me. It takes a lot more skill to please me orally than through regular intercourse.
So are you trying to say you never had a g spot O-grand?
If so does the C spot jawns improve with strokes from the man sword?
Or are you just using a toy so you get something out of the experience?
I need the D, I wont even let him give me face time even if i know he's really good at it. I want that long stroke cause if he's doing it right u really wont need face time.
BWHAHAHAHA. Omg. For men, rather receiving Sloppy Not-So-Floppy or giving out the long strokes w/ Sir Pumpington… it's all external — different feelings but comparable b/c they are happening on the same level. For women, SweetAsCanB made a good point.. "one is above the surface and the other is beneath" so the actions are less comparable… my personal preference is always face time b/c Sir Squiggly Wiggly gets the job done. When Sir Pumpington comes out it's just show off time for me… let's see how quick I can make him lose control b/c I pretty much know that a wal-NUT from that is gonna happen for me… so let's make his #bombdotcom.
*amendment:
"…NUT from that is not gonna happen for me…"
Before I had my cherry popped I was all tongue all the time. Never even thought about the D. Even with my first guy I was more about the T than the D.
Now there's just something about the T that just leaves me half full- especially if I know the good quality D you've got. Don't know what it is but I love the feeling of a good D inside!
I shudder when I think of all the guys who went down, trying to okie doke you into the s*x and didn't get none.
lol. you'd be surprise how many kept going down in the hopes that i'd give in. smh
That's what you call the #YouGoFirstSwindle
We could do a seperate post on who goes down first in a relationship… Or ways to get that cherry popped.
D…D…and more D. Like SweetAs said…not all men know what the hell they are doing (nor do they take instruction well). Let me tell you something men…when a woman is squirming and back climbing up the bed…floor..whereEVA…it doesn't necessarily mean she's enjoying it! She might be trying to get the hell away from your incessant nawing or lapping like a dog…that does NOT feel good sir. The clitoris is extremely sensitive and too much concentrated stimulation is not pleasurable.
C'mon…you know you don't like snapping turtle's on the D either. Ha!
If I had a turtle on my D, she'd more than likely be going to slow.lol.
Men experience that climbing up the wall thing as well. The head (of the piece) got just as me nerves and sensory type things as the love button.
True true…lot's of sensitivity going on for both…you HAVE to know what you're doin'!
hmmm and some might just like the mortal kombat…
i remember this post.. but REALLY, do i have to make a choice..
sad to say, i am ione of those women that need face to get my "O" face.. that's just the way it is..
like SoFlyyy said.. D time is about showing off.. but if you want me to get mine, then wave bye bye, because you'll be going deep sea diving..
that's just the way it is..
i LOVE the D, don't get me wrong.. but if someone wants to ensure they can do those bicep, "who the man" poses in the bathroom mirror after.. then yeah, make sure you shave, cuz the beard scratches… lol..
#thatisall
#comeonson you know you wanna do those poses…
I'll take the D every time.
I'm so over face time. I want to know what happened to all those men who refused to do it?
I miss them.
So you'd prefer a man who just touched the thang real quick to get it moist then crammed himself in there as opposed to the guy who takes time to sample the delicacy then puts on his construction hat?
i would assume most women would want the latter. i would assume that most women would want the juicebox wet and ready beforehand. *shrug*
I would assume that too. That's what works for me.
*crammed* LMAO..for that I spilled my coffee
I'll take the D every time.
I'm so over face time. I want to know what happened to all those men who refused to eat?
I miss them.
*sigh*…look at what the men have done…reduced a woman's pleasure preference topic down to damn video cheat codes. *smh* LMAOOOOOOOO
Love y'all anyway
Hilarious!!! I take the face over D any day only if he is good at it! If not strokes it is! But then again if u not good at it am teachin u! Shyyyyyt. No need to waste a good pupil! So face it is!!!
Ladies that's why u have to masturbate!!! If u know what u like, or even love then is easier to convey it. Specially if u can recreate that unbelievable satisfaction in ur own space with ur magic fingers! If u not masturbating atleast 2x a week I don't respect u. Thatisall!
"If u not masturbating at least 2x a week I don’t respect u. Thatisall!"
*Dead x 3*
x6
I can't even lie…
this comment made my piece rock.. and I don't think its coming down for an hour.
Girls touching themselves is only a step down from girls touching other girls. And might even be a step up to girls touching me.
#Touchyourself
Finish Him!
**insert Cheekz's comment**
Fatality! (dead again)
CHeeKZ you are out of control today for real!
I think I died at #touchyourself. Is that a legit trending topic?! (If so, I'm following the wrong muhfuccas.)
LMAO!!!!
As a virgin I can't really speak on whether I prefer the D or Face, but as a 26 year old virgin I have to agree that masterbation is essential and must be done daily.
more masterbation = less stress
If I didn't have my two hands…
**Handless chick snaps and starts clubbing unsuspecting bystanders**
…yea nobody wants that..
p.s. love the blog
I forgot what my comment was on the original post–but I believe that I said I preferred the D. and I still do. But I MUST SAY that when you have the right partner that gives face like its a full time job with double overtime–whoo lawd! okay, let me compose myself. yeah. D is awesome but some good face that makes you climb walls has been known to change a sister's mind. and I feel ol girl above me on the self love. that is all.
but yeah, I want both. always.
but yeah, I want both. always.
co-sign.
Not to change too much pace, but as a guy…
"I'd take the cooch over the smooch anyday."
LOL! i'm sure you would..!!!
isn't that most guys?? alright, i don't wanna change up the post either..
i'm done..
Actually Three6Mafia put out a song called "Rather Get Some Head" that basically declared p*ssy obsolete.
Just kidding. But the song exists. General consensus is it's bullsh*t though.
Katt Williams said it best: "Head is like a microwave oven. P*ssy is a home-cooked meal." #paraphrase
I'm w/ it.
"& if you can't respect that, your whole perspective is whack…"
I'd be a little offended — idk if that's the right word — if a dude didn't want the cooch… but only smooch, I guess that's cuz I'm ready to show out… I'm a giver, what can I say? Lmao.
Are we talking about Raw cooch? Big Difference.
& w/ 1 question CHeeKZ changes the game…
@ Dr. J
I completely think that's an honorable thing… I mean one doesn't get slack jaw… The other will… it's kinda a battle of what last thing longest.
Where I'm concerned… well… laying on my back staring at the ceiling… no matter how thrilling will eventually get kinda boring… I much more prefer the D… Of course this is after my evaluation of his situation.
Re: How long should it be?
her: "Did you, did you, come?"
me: I'm sorry, I was f*cking.
If I come, it was right on-time, man!
- Dave Chappelle
You, sir, are extra hype this morning aren't you?
No long posts today, in short, for the ladies choosing Face over D, it’s probably because you require stimulation of the “C” to arrive.
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Just the right amount of Buddha belly will give her the D and the cl$t stimulation at the same time.
Let's see how long it take some of yall to figure out what the f#ck I'm sayin before I have to explain in graphic detail.
Oh wow. I'm going to have nightmares. Thanks J.
don't start yelling at me…but wth is a buddha belly?
and getting D with simultaneous C stimulation should always be in there at some point during the romp…no? lol
oh. uhhm. wow.
let the record show this is one of the very few times in my life that i've been rendered speechless.
*crickets*
I prefer the D…FACE is just ai'ght for me…..
I wish I could find my old response to this. But since I don't feel like wading through all of those comments, I say D!!
I love good face, but I need to feel… filled–to capacity. sigh…
However, the perfect setup is face as an appetizer, and D for the main course. But I choose D if I can't have them both.
Well the only reason you wouldn't be able to have them both is if homie just got a root canal or he is REFUSING
which is punishable by deathto give up face time.& if the latter is the case, I pray to God that he never has the audacity to expect/ask for Sloppy Not-So-Floppy from me.
this is true. however, if he is not giving good face, i would rather he just quit while he's ahead, and give the D.
I'm pretty sure this is what you said the first time around.lol.
Hilarious!
After careful consideration… I still want both. Ok, I guess I would go with the D if I had to choose. That's just something that I can't go without for any real length of time.
You know….
If we had a third party in the room (4 this it would have to be a female), you could get the squid and the Lord at the same time……
THE SAME TIME
Doesn't that sound nice?
Under the right circumstances( and maybe the right amount of alcohol) this could sound nice.
Call me a virgin in a whorehouse but which is the squid and which is the Lord?
Lord = Lord Pumpington = My pen!s
Squid = Sir Squiggly Wiggly = my undersized tongue.
don’t start yelling at me…but wth is a buddha belly?
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Just means the couple extra pounds I carry are perfectly aligned with a certain part of the female anantomy when I'm on top which allows for certain tricks and pleasures that the skinny guy with the six pack just can't match. Allow me to demonstrate……
Would you believe I've seen skinny men try to blow/push out their belly to imitate this move??
Lol. I'm crakin up laughin over here. One, cause I thought I invented that sh@t and was the only dude doin it. Second, cause I just knew no one on this blog was gonna know what I was talkin about. Third, cause the skinny six pack dudes can't do big dog tricks.
You, my friend, are a fool.
**Canceling P90X order**
LOL do i even wanna know aboutthis belly shyt?
I am a witness to the greatness that can be/is the buddah belly. This is why I don't need my potential mate to be all skinny w/ the 6 pack and ish.
**enjoying a cupcake and burger for lunch**
**continuing to falsely believe he has a shot at smashing Nia**
**More cupcake**
Not too much cupcake…
lol.
Yo, this whole buddha belly ish has me rolling over here…
You dudes are Barry Bonds-ing it right now. That's cheating -supplementing the D with the pouch? Since when pouches on dudes been cool… lol. Can't knock the hustle though.
That said, there are other ways of stimulating the "C" while throwin the "D" while maintaining your old spice man-like figure- (look at your man, now back at me).
For the freshman, theres the magic finger, and for the live men – there are certain positions that allow those of us who are more endowed to do both… like i said, strictly for live men, not for freshmen…
Nah see you miss the significance. The belly allows the female to control the stimulation. Start and stop when she wants and leaves my hands free to do other unmentionable things.
Now wit the belly, we not talkin about Biggie Smalls. Just a few inches to reach that spot. When you inside. Hence the double stimulation. Abs still need to be strong for proper execution so you can keep the stomach rigid.
This is not to supplement the D. This is advanced Karma Sutra my friend.
been at the dentist all afternoon so i'm just getting back to this convo. y'all are tripping.
^^^^will continue to have an 8 pack.
8 packs are awesome, too. You gotta have that core strength.
as long as you know. lol
No long posts today, in short, for the ladies choosing Face over D, it’s probably because you require stimulation of the “C” to arrive. If you still require Cli**ral stimulation to finish, I would suggest you stop “having s_x” and start Making Love.
#thatisall
Most…why did I just hear a microphone drop to the floor? LMAO classic
I think that it's a little beyond that homie. You're stepping over into waters for which you do not have the expertise in. It's already been proven by doctors and shrinks that some women just cannot come through vag*nal stimulation. Only through cl*toral.
I agree w/ that as well… and for a lot of women vag*nal stimulation is a 70% mental game. If your head isn't in the game, you won't reach the goal PERIOD.
So the next question is, when do you resign yourself saying I'm just one of those women who cant? I guess you'd have to see a doc or shrink? Cuz it's possible that ole dude wasn't good at the pumpington…
"If your head isn’t in the game, you won’t reach the goal PERIOD."
PERIOD. And in my case, I can't reach the goal via any methods. I've resided to the fact that I'm just not into the men though. Don't cry for me Argentina, I will be ok…for now!
@So Flyy – hit up Jaxson's meet and greet in DC and he might be able to point out a few – have a Dos Equis for me.
@Seven – when I read this post, I knew what your choice would be – that's why I rocks with you…
@Dr.J – In all my travels and adventures, I have yet to meet such a woman. Should I come across this woman, I'll ask my SO to grant me a 20 minute furlough to prove those quack doctors and shrinks wrong.
ummm.. 20 minutes?!?!? that sounds like an issue within itself!! #imjustsayin
You do know that women fake orgasms right?
Like a dude will just be pumping away like he's trying to build the Transcontinental Railroad in 60 minutes, the chick will basically, fake an O, to get him to pop one.
@DrJ Definitely know that women do that, but also know that it's never – ever happened to me. I know this for 2 reasons – the first is that I've always had great communication with the women I've been with – so – rather than fake it – we always just talked about what could be done better. and 2 – I know because I can feel when she's arriving.
@Nickelodean- please see my response to the below SBM post from last week for further details:
http://www.singleblackmale.org/2010/04/05/what-ma…
I'mma hafta disagree w/ Nick on this one… I'm am not the one for hours and hours of Pumpington… 20 mins sounds great. Lol. I'm okay for the Bi-Monthly hour long romp… but on the regular? #illpass
LOL!!! i caught what you wrote.. i understand what you mean.. i'm not a fan for hours and hours.. because the kitty's gotta rest.. but i do like different positions in one session..
#thatsjustme
and i don't get it from v*ginal stimulation.. so, maybe that's my way of searching for the holy grail.. #yaknow
20 minutes is a pretty good amount of time to be just thrusting away.
My pieceIt is longer than people think. I never quite understood the "I need him in there for an hour" mentality. I think some women just like to see us fail.lol.Quality over quantity I say! All that air and heat coming in and out of my VJ due to Eternal pumping will have me drier than a perm in the Gobi Desert
You are what I affectionately deem a mind f***…. love…and thank you, for that.
indeed. v*ginal sex is not for everybody. and I'll step out on a limb to say I get more pleasure when I'm NOT making love.
@Little Miss Sunshine – I do too – sometimes – but I had to learn the art of L_vemaking before I could master the art of F'ing.
@Anike – don't give up hope – if you think you're beaten – you are.
@TheMostInterestingManintheWorld *Sigh* I'll try not too lol. And that it is by far the longest name EVER!
Can you point our poor misguided souls in the way of a man who knows the difference? Lmao.
Hell, I feel like a crackhead in church. My "love button" rarely if ever is a factor of great importance to me and trust me, I have tried to stimulate it… I just like the friction (for lack of a better term) of regular sex.
Well if it's one or the other i'm leaving with the D. I'm sorry for ya'll females that haven't been able to get an O from s*X, and I'm sorry for ya'll who haven't found (or ur man hasn't found) your g-spot yet. Cuz when it comes down to it I will take some long strokes from my man who knows EXACTLY where mine is and in no time i'll be squir**** like a geyser. Sorry to get graphic but real talk, there is NO O like a g-spot O and no face time will get me that kinda earth moving, 10.0 on the Richter type O.
I salute all squiters.
**salute**
This bud is for you "Leave the sheets looking like the spin cycle is broken" woman.
You know how to leave evidence that you actually came.
There is no doubt you weren't faking any O…..
unless you are in adult films. That is just disgusting.
You all are nasty.
Remember a few months back when I said, the key to a great sex life is discretion. This is why I don't be engaging in these conversations. I'm not giving none of you noodles no help with these ladies. Next thing you know a GDR won't mean ish on the streets.
Buddha belly, LMAO. Do you keep a towel by the bed to wipe the sweat from under your chin so you don't distract her hitting the Big O?
Negro gets put on at a DC event then wants to go calling us nasty.lol. j/k
I'm all set on this buddha belly business. I'ma just keep doing crunches.
You know what Filmore Slim said when he went to LA and ni$$az peeled off all 8 of his ho's. "Das was just my startin line up." Den he called 8 more.
Yall can have dat one technique for free. I got more d styles den Rocco Siegfried.
What is a GDR? LMAO… shhhhhhh
good d*ck report
I would have said the D before this weekend. But now I would have to admit that I am truly and literally RIDING the fence on this one.
The image of riding a fence is painful, hilarious, and sensual.lol.
I guess I walked into that one when I said literally right? Only a man would put a visual to it lol What I had meant was Im feeling riding a face and riding a D
Somehow me exsplaining myself still dosent make me comfortable with your visuals lol But you have fun with that lol
I can't find the sensuality in tetanus, sorry. lol
First one, then the other.
Goodness gracious the papers…..
All this talk of buddha bellies, GDRs and women who can gush has got my office mates wondering WTF is so funny over here. :0P
Y'all are killing me today!!! I'm over here litterally LOLing!!
But I have to say I need face time, and then the D. For me, one doesn't go without the other.
But ladies do not, I repeat do not, sleep on the buddha belly, lmao, I like a slim dude, but my ex who is a bigger dude, made it happen everytime. Hmmm, maybe I need to be checking for bigger dudes again.
Can I e-mail you a picture of my stomach. It's not to big and not too small. It's just right.
lmao…damn damn damn!!!
Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!
I always prefer the D. If you're thrusting around in the dark like we in the club and you got your stunna shades on, I can take control and administer the D to myself the way I like it.
What am I supposed to do if your tongue goes all awry? It takes a certain amount of skill to make a tongue-lashing actually enjoyable.
All I'm saying is, I haven't meant a lick that beats a d*ck.
**met
#epicfail
That happens to me a lot. I'll be having a chat and come through with the ill punchline or joke, then misspell some sh*t that's critical. It's the pressure.lol.
Just live a lil longer and you will lol
I will take the D. All day, any day!
Great Blog!
Just ready this post, and honestly- for a dude I've heard that good knowledge can feel like the real thing^2… but for a woman good knowledge will never feel like good D. And other extenuating reasons/circumstances/etc. It's difficult to explain. And thinking of how to explain it will get me into a troublesome situation lol.
Okay. It's my day off. So, you know this is some ish I'm passionate about if I'm responding at 8:55am. First of all, it never ceases to amaze me how many women clearly have no idea a series of earth-shattering "O's" (clitoral, then vaginal) feel.
This is a no-brainer. Both are freakin' mandatory. No, seriously. Both. I'm not gonna lay down with any and everybody, but if we're going there…we're going the whole nine yards. It makes it better for both of us, actually.
Once he gets you there with the oral, the D will feel mystical and magical. Does anybody know what pure bliss feels like? I do. But ladies, you never will if you keep uttering nonsensical statements like "Just give me the D." I'm glad my man knows where his face belongs.
Oh, and if I MUST choose…I choose the tongue. And once you're done, pass the vibrator. Please and thank you.