It's Presidential.
Any sophisticated gentleman well versed in the art of the climax usually boasts a very strong face game. They have to possess intangible skills that catapults them into the realm of making women believers and enthusiastic h*ad givers. During the well publicized drought of good black men, having impeccable linguistic talents will make you more valuable than gold. It may seem a bit of an exhaustive process to break down this part of the game, but attention to detail will pay off in the long run, and hopefully become second nature. I’ve jotted down a few tips to help you out, and if they don’t work, we’ll refund your subscription fee. Promise.
Take Your Time
In the heat of passion (read:during a quickie), it’s ok to give cursory attention to get the party started, but to do it right you have to take your time. This is not to be confused with going too slow and lulling her to sleep. You want to have the same rhythm of an Olympic swimmer, taking long, deep strong strokes. Going to fast will get you no where fast, and going to slow will cause the death of “the mood”. Take your time, tease it a little bit. She’ll like it, trust me…I”m a Cocksman.
Give Her A French Kiss
The lips on her face aren’t the only ones that need to be kissed. League of Cocksmen’s surveys have found that one of women’s complaints about guys cunnilingus skills is avoidance of the rest of her goodie box. The lips down below just as important if not more important than ringing her “doorbell”. If you pay careful attention to include the entire area in your exploration, you will certainly arrive at the peak of Mt. Orgasm every single time. Remember to use the entire length of your tongue in this area, not just the tip.
Use Props
The easiest way to enhance the oral sex for the lady in your life is to use a gigantic rotating d*ldo novelty items during lovemaking. So if you don’t girl doesn’t have a gigantic rotating d*ldo one of her own lying around, go the adult store and buy something fun. May I recommend copping a Rabbit or similar device that you can control easily with your hands. This will make the “French Kiss” portion much easier. Don’t feel limited to “conventional” items, think outside the box. (I mean that exactly how you think.) Using a cube of ice or two to create a hot/cold sensation can be used in lieu of breaking out a toy.
Go Inside
If you really don’t want to use props, there are still other ways you can create rainfalls without an assist. A woman’s G-spot is about the length of the tip of your index finger, give or take a few centimeters, so imagine that same length of your tongue looking for her G-spot. That’s almost guaranteed to cause bedroom flash flooding. Yea, I know…it’s a little more moist than you care for your face to be, but it won’t kill you.
I know you’re probably thinking “What’s my motivation?” To be politically correct, it is better to give than to receive and you should be well versed in the art of the climax. To be real, it’s a hell of an ego boost to make your woman totally drained from climaxing over and over again. It’s like standing on one of those mountains after eating a peppermint patty. Are there any of you on the internets that have techniques you want to share? Each one, teach one.
No Charge,
Lmao I read the last line as "Eat one, Teach one."
My favorite part: "What’s my motivation?” To be politically correct, it is better to give than to receive and you should be well versed in the art of the climax."
I'm not crazy abt receiving but lawdd when I do, it's a-m-m-m-azing! And I'm a thumb-suck away from passing out on cloud 99. I agree with the time taking part. Don't rush my climax. This isn't a race!
And the toys part? Sheesh. Pinkee, Blue and Nympha (my babies) come in handy.. and not just for me. Him too!
You may not speak French but please say you'll tongue you down. (Burr!) Woo! I just got chills. Keep up the good work! Linguistics.. sheesh! ^_^
"I’m not crazy abt receiving"
Say what?
I'm not crazy about it either. Sometimes it makes my feet itch.
feet itch?
*dead* lol
"feet itch" that's a new one. maybe its nerves and you should relax and let the orgasm come to you. Feet itch or not I am going to need him to pay a visit down that way regularly.
You might just need some foot powder.
I don't know if I need foot powder or sedatives or what but itchy feet during secksy time is not the move.
I know a girl who twinkles/twiddles her two when she's climaxing … so the foot itching is not such a stretch.
I don't even know what that means…but I'm glad to know I'm not the only weirdo out there.
if it makes you feel ANY better.. i get this feeling like my skin is itching.. it's like cold chills, and then before i know it, i'm clawing at my own back….
but then again, that's how he knows it's good..
as long as you're not itchin your bermuda triangle, then you should be cool..
haha she said Cloud99 POW
Not crazy about it???? Gurrrrl let me take your temperature. The only time I could care less about it is if he doesn't know WTF he is doing down there. While it's not the only thing I want done to me it definitely needs to be done.
I don't either…I can do without it.
"And the toys part? Pinkee, Blue and Nympha (my babies) come in handy.. and not just for me. Him too!"
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!!!???!!?!?!!
He likes the Toys????
You raise an excellent question Cheekz.
Good morning. *tips hat*
Mr Mister does
ok… this can mean two things.
You use toys on his front end. Which is not my cup of tea and slightly laughable. But perfectly st8.
But if are using toys on his back end?!?!?!!?!? The same toys you use on yourself!?!!? First off, I hope you are washing them. 2nd You need to never let that man hit raw! Ever!
No backend Cheekz…lawd chile, there are plenty of ways to use toys on each other that are more creative than standard buzz buuzz HUZZZAH!! ZING!
I will be willing to listen… however, that is not my cup of tea. I like the feel of skin not plastic or metal or latex or whatever you are using.
LMFAO!! YOU ALL ARE AMAZING! I didn't mean I use my toys in his @$$. Oh LORD NO! I use them on me & he'd watch. Lol and yeah. Not crazy about getting. My temperature is fine!!. Call me The Giver. ^_^
I have to say that if you get it from a man you love and trust, and who can do it right, it's AMAZING. I read some women on here could do with or without – and I have been there. I was the same way and when I got with my man now he changed everything. To be honest, I'm almost addicted to it and so is he and I couldn't be happier. That's all I want. Not to be too graphic but he has told me he can feel my cl*t pulsate on his tongue and it's never done that before! To be honest, he's made me feel so good, it pulsates when he walks into the room, lol, and it's amazing when he does it. I've had my share of guys do it before, but when you run across that 1 it's like no other. When you run into a man who loves doing it, he's perfected it. It's probably 3 out of 20 who can actually do right. Believe me, you'll never forget him.
GUYS – Not only is it being good at it… You have to tell her it's beautiful/sexy/the prettiest one you have ever seen in your life. Make her comfortable because we are very vulnerable during that time. Alot of us are embarrased about having a face and eyes so close down there and we are so caught up in thinking about it, it ruins the experience – really. If you can convince (and I mean really convince) your girl that hers is the prettiest one you have ever seen (even if it's not), she will not be able to stop showing it to you. You'll find yourself moving her out of the way all the time so you can see TV, lol. You'll be tired of her, haha. Honestly, she'll be a completely different woman once she believes hers is the best. I mean… who wouldn't?
I have to say that if you get it from a man you love and trust, and who can do it right, it’s AMAZING. I read some women on here could do with or without – and I have been there. I was the same way and when I got with my man now he changed everything. To be honest, I’m almost addicted to it and so is he and I couldn’t be happier. That’s all I want. Not to be too graphic but he has told me he can feel my cl*t pulsate on his tongue and it’s never done that before! To be honest, he’s made me feel so good, it pulsates when he walks into the room, lol, and it’s amazing when he does it. I’ve had my share of guys do it before, but when you run across that 1 it’s like no other. When you run into a man who loves doing it, he’s perfected it. It’s probably 3 out of 20 who can actually do right. Believe me, you’ll never forget him.
GUYS – Not only is it being good at it… You have to tell her it’s beautiful/sexy/the prettiest one you have ever seen in your life. Make her comfortable because we are very vulnerable during that time. Alot of us are embarrased about having a face and eyes so close down there and we are so caught up in thinking about it, it ruins the experience – really. If you can convince (and I mean really convince) your girl that hers is the prettiest one you have ever seen (even if it’s not), she will not be able to stop showing it to you. You’ll find yourself moving her out of the way all the time so you can see TV, lol. You’ll be tired of her, haha. Honestly, she’ll be a completely different woman once she believes hers is the best. I mean… who wouldn’t?
good post dude.
a man's theory should be since a woman has the capability to have multiple orgasms then she should have at least one (more is preferred) before any type of vaginal penetration occurs.
"You want to have the same rhythm of an Olympic swimmer, taking long, deep strong strokes."
- i've learned that change of pace from fast to slow and slow to fast allows you to avoid the monotony that some women complain when it comes to oral sex.
"To be politically correct, it is better to give than to receive."
- you are entirely 100% correct. it is definitely better to give than it is to receive. if you enjoy doing a job then you will perform that job with a lot more enthusiasm. imagine if you hated your job. when your alarm goes off in the morning you will hit snooze 3-4 times and take your time going to work. now imagine if you absolutely loved your job. you would get up before the alarm went off. you would approach your job with a certain excitement and fervor that would make the experience that much more pleasurable.
lastly,
"Yea, I know…it’s a little more moist than you care for your face to be, but it won’t kill you."
any dude who complains about his fast getting moist from a woman's secretions probably shouldn't be down there in first place. smh.
LMAO @ he shouldn't be down there in the 1st place. Isn't that the truth. Estrogrow is good for the face. It has all types of moisturizing capabilities.
…..
than why don't we see more girls diving into other girls?
it probably happens a lot more than we think. we just aren't around to see it.
B/c the protein does our body good!
it probably happens a lot more than we think. we just aren’t around to see it.
Ha ha
"a man’s theory should be since a woman has the capability to have multiple orgasms then she should have at least one (more is preferred) before any type of vaginal penetration occurs." <—– I CAN GET BEHIND THIS!
Let me be the one to start the virtual slow clap.
GIRL! I was …speechless.
Man, it's 2010. How do you NOT taste the poom-poom? I would think oral sex is a deal breaker.
I totally agree!
And to quote Ms. Lil Kim "If you aint lickin no clits, we don't want it, we don't want it"
If you aint eating me you aint fckin me!
I will say that you shouldnt eat, unless you really like to do it. Who eats when they not hungry?
But if you wanna learn I can gladly teach you! I can tell you exactly how to indulge in my goodies! Masturbation can do miracles!
I salute your self rubbing.
I can watch you do that all day… you learn alot from a person watching them go to town on their town.
But how do you stop a person from beating if they don't eat? Do you question them on their tongue skills before they even see your bedroom?
Yes you question them as gently as possible but you do question them It can save alot of time and bs
Yeah, I agree. That's a deal breaker. If a dude says he doesn't I'll just say, "It was nice meeting you."
As a member of the Upstate NY Chapter of The League of Extraordinary Cocksmen, I approve of this message lol… POW
Welcome and ish.
I'm still bitter that everybody has gotta be from the East Coast, though.
Im in the Midwest
We need a Midwest Chapter…or is there one?
Is there some clause for automatic membership if you were born a native WNY'er??????
As an avid receiver I also approve of this message. Great post. Some men definitely need a guide book. There is nothing like getting oral and its bad. What's worse is the guy who says he doesn't give but expects to get. That's a no bueno to them and a firm declaration that they won't be getting either.
Welcome!
I'll never understand why it's okay to hold back the giving, and still expect to get. All I know, is that I'm not the one for you if you feel that way.
Not only is it rude but a damn selfish way of thinking So if your this way in bed a relationship is damned from the begining
*waving chu'uch fan* Preach Pasta!
LOL…go on n put some money in the collection plate!
i am D.E.A.D. at the pic that went along with this post..
i would just like for the dude to search for my org*sm like he's looking for the Holy Grail… search every corner of the my earth, high and low…
#andimdone…
OMG I can't believe I didn't notice the pic the first time.
I am D.E.A.D. right along with you!
Only problem I have with this post is the spot between F and H.
My tongue is 8 times smaller than my index finger… atleast. You can't be giving out advice when we aren't born with the same … talents.
Pause!
LMAO….sounds like you have a problem. I think you had better become multidextrous
actually I can use both hands.
I am a lefty with handwriting and a righty for sports.
LOL…you and this damn short tongue. Listen, that can be overcome. Become the Rudy of box munching.
…I was waiting for you to show up with your excuses, lol
and the thing is that i ABSOLUTELY remember that this was CheekZ's problem.. pobresito…
i was gonna say something fresh.. but i'm tryin to be good.. lol..
i'm starting to believe this might actually be the truth.. when he talks about why he's having a problem getting "glazed"*..
*term courtesy of Sex and the City…
Damn son, life is hard… fortunately, I can damn near touch my nose with mine… #FTW
*Whew Lawd*… M M M!!
Nick…it's all in love, lol.
oh.. i totally know that.. i was questioning him my d*mn self when he brought it up.. but hearing the same consistent story more than twice= he might actually be telling the truth.. (in my mind)..
sucks to be you. i take that back. it actually sucks to be her. *shrug*
It's all good, CHeeKZ, I'm sure you've found ways to make up for it.
**crying on Dr Phil's couch**
I try. I try. I try. I get down their with my stubby tongue. I push my face down there till I can't breathe… and I bearly get a taste of juice.
Why me!!! WHHYYY
Bwahahahaha! I can't get this visual outta my mind now.
You work the outside and let a toy work on her inner G Multitasking is not just for women
You should try some new things cause you could truley be missing out on some naturaly clear honey dripping moments
The UWC endorses this message.
The only thing I would add:
Know when to HOLD YOUR POSITION! Just because she's starting to squirm and you can feel her about to fall over the edge, DO NOT match her by increasing your speed or becoming overly enthusiastic. Pin that jittery leg down and keep doing exactly.what.you.were.doing.
And for goodness sake, if she says "Just like that" do it just like that.
Nothing worse than peering over the edge of a cliff only to be pulled back.
& I will continue SaneN85's virtual slow clap RIGHT here.
The Ambassador approves this message.
Yes! This is the key. Anything else will just tick me off…
If I might add, men please pretty please.. If she holds your head in that position and wants you to continue EXACTLY what you were doing please don't switch up. Don't go faster, do slow down. Just continue doing exactly what you were doing. We're going to squirm and moan but it means we are that close to the Big O. We need consistent steady movements (or at least I do). If/when you switch up, we're back at zero
Told yall…
eating pu$$y 101… let 'em know though.
I would love to see SBM write about the "bi-curious" epidemic of today.
Some girls don't need you to go down because they got other girls ready to do that…
Dr. J did a post on that not too long ago. I keep trying to post the link, but it's not working. Search through Dr. J's posts and you should find it.
What is there left to say about
I would love to see SBM write about the “bi-curious” epidemic of today.
You said it all lol
One of the greatest techniques I know that consistently works is writing the alphabet with your tongue. I used to think that by just working cl*t was the way but #TRUTH is that if you do from the bottom of the lips to the hood, then you can't loose.
The whole area is just like any other muscle or part of the body, if you spend your time to warm it up properly, it will function (read as respond) better, especially when you've already started penetrating her mind and she is mentally ready for it.
just my 2 cents.
Welcome, I think!
Your comment is the truth!
Good comment, babe.
It keeps taking me a second to realize that your picture is not Kelly Rowland. LOL
Kelly is a pretty girl, though, I need a new pic. Something in high definition technocolor. lol
Had to change the the Avatar back because, what I'm bout to tell yall is strictly for live men, not for freshman.
Remember, a couple weeks back, I told yall that if you wanted to stroke your S/O to an O you needed to know how to first find the spot, then you had to be able to hit that same spot at least 25-30 times in a row without missing. Same thing goes for the tongue game. You need to be able to find the spot and motion that makes her go and then you need to have the stamina to keep that same motion going till she arrives. In both cases, the stroke and the tongue, if you stop and start, or slip out, or lose the motion, you gotta start back from scratch. It's like missing the shot from the Key in 21.
But there's another level you can get to, a level at which the aforementioned "start from scratch rule" does not apply. Again – strictly for live men, not for freshman. You need to be supremely confident in your abilities to pull this off. It's called – the double-up. Here's how it works. You go downstairs first start slow – go everyplace BUT there. Don't dive right in… warm it up first. Once she's ready (she'll let you know – trust me) go IN. Do your best work. Paint a freaking mural with your tongue. When that love leg starts shaking, keep going – right when she's at that point when she's about to erupt… in one – swift motion, insert yourself – all the way in. If done properly the switch from the tongue to the pipe should be an almost seamless transition, she won't blast off right away – instead of starting back at 0, you'll start at like 15. If your stroke game is right, you should be able to bring it home in like under 10 strokes. If you do it right, by seamlessly stopping the tongue, and switching to the stroke you'll prolong the time she's at that magical, amazing place that she's in just before she has the big O. On top of that, when the big O does arrive, it'll be way bigger than it was going to be before – you will have, effectively, given her Two O's for the price of one – hence the name… the "double-up".
Couple notes… I wouldn't try this with something you just brought home from the club. It takes trust on both sides to do this properly. Next, I wouldn't try this if you're not well-endowed. Sorry… it's just too big of a chance you might slip out or you might not hit the spot properly when you switch up. Lastly, don't try this if you're not ready to go all the way in when she slips up. If your flag is flying at half staff, just finish what you started. You don't wanna be fumbling around… the widow will close on you.
Oh and, just one more thing (#ColomboStyle), the same way I just told you that you can bring it home by switching from the tongue game to the stroke game at just the right moment, with just the right swiftness, you can also achieve the same results by doing the reverse… think about it.
StayThirstyMyFriends
This comment just caused me to have a big O at my desk.
I think I'm in love…
And if you're an overachiever you can go tongue-piece-tongue…bring an umbrella though.
This comment brought tears to my eyes. My gawd, it's been so long…. le sigh.
Well dayum. I think I need an early lunch break.
I think I need a cigarette.
I think that may work….lol
I need to step outside for a sec *starts to fan body*
Jealous of the lady in your life…dayum.
excuse me please…. i need to make a call…
"sh*t, d*mn, m*thaf*cka.."
I'm right there with you on this comment.
Damn you, Most, for making me give in.
I bow to your greatness.
HAHAHHA @ Colombo!
This post is official wit the whistle!
**respectful bow** to RCLS, MOST, and erry1 else droppin know-ledge!
But pipe to tongue would have to be down minus a rubber… b/c I will gagged at the taste of a trojan.
I will cosign. the 'transition' always gets a great shocked response as well as keeping the different F-H and B-D Spots equally jumping off.
Ladies can transition too! Why must we be so one sided. If the juicies are sooo good, feel free to taste them second hand.
"Stay thirsty my friends."
#nopunintended…?
I just love a dedicated man who takes pride in all he does
Well GD! I'm in the "I can live without it" crew but this right here'll make a girl change her mind…
Not gonna lie…. this comment gave me goosebumps all over. I've been single way too long.
I'm late. I have no secrets to add. All I can say is that you released the proverbial pu$$y cat out of the bag. #seewhatyouthoughtiwasfittintodo Aggins gonna print this out and use it as a manual like in American Pie. You gave out the instructions to the tongue tornado smh
Astonished at the amount of ladies who aren't big on receiving. Maybe this post was long overdue as a blueprint for those not handling biz below the navel and causing the ladies to say "nah, i'm good".
i guess it works both ways. there have been times when i've given the chick a tap on the shoulder and let her know that i was cool.
Yo, I thought I was the only one… definitely have given the… "uhh… thanks but no thanks tap".
Ladies, if you think you're doing your thing down there, and he taps you on the shoulders. This means, you need further instruction. Instead of just accepting defeat – ask him what you need to do to make this better. He'll love you for it…
Yea, it's always a blower when you think your young up-and-comer is ready to bless the mic with a hot 16 and you find out they can't even give you a decent 4 bars.
Hate receiving? Not me-who I'm I to look the gift horse in the mouth. tee hee hee…Love the education that occurs on SMB!
All the talk about umbrellas and eruptions good googly moogly. Love a man who can accept the water gun like flow created from the combo of saying what up to "Gee" and ringin ringin ringin my bell!
Welcome and thanks for getting Ring My Bell stuck in my head.
Thanks and you're welcome! I aim to please…no really I do.
Im so glad I didn't know what she meant by that song back then Would have scard me for life lol Boys were still gross back then Yuck!!
Now they are so damn yummy
The Secret Society of the Love Below has revoked this message.
Weak reggins are getting stronger everyday. Let's not let what happened to our beautiful Black sisters happen to us real reggins by sharing secrets. Just like one day white women showed up with donks and blunts. I reject any information that could possibly be used by weak reggins and b*tch reggins to gain any ground on the lead that we have.
@Most, you're on probation.
I'm retired from the game, so, I have nothing left to do but pass on knowledge.
Besides that, the couple tidbits I've shared here is like, stuff I perfected in college. If I were to write a book on how to please a woman – the stuff I share here would be in chapter 1.
Chapter 1..?!?!?! Gat dayum…
Weak and b*tchmade nuccas have just as good a chance catchin' up as Michael Moore has of beating Usain Bolt in a foot race. Nuh Linga, Gully Creep, Bogle, then point to the sky…
Weak and b*tchmade nuccas have just as good a chance catchin’ up as Michael Moore has of beating Usain Bolt in a foot race. Nuh Linga, Gully Creep, Bogle, then point to the sky
mi DEAD!! mi nah bodda!! LMAO!!
SIDEBAR:
Max Wrote the men of the bloggernets a nice love letter. Check it out!
http://www.max-logic.com/2010/05/love-letter-to-a…
Toronto roadtrip on deck? lol
I have to thank her for voicing (typing) just how I feel about y'all. Especially for the part about finding these regular a** reggins around here boring as all hell out here. I was already having issues coming to terms with the fact that a well-read, articulate, respectful black man who can hold a conversation about the Wire or politics actually may never come my way. You guys just made it all the worse for me (and the half-a** ninjas tryin to holla).
Now that I think about it, eff y'all for living on the other side of the country, and most of you being boo'd up.
..Im with Sane on this one, sadly,,tis true.
A woman who speaks politics and the WIRE fluently…..I love it, ultimate WIN.
Definitely agree with Max and the other ladies that you're a refreshing group of fellas to commuicate with. Now, Ionno bout all that "You so intellectually fine you make the fellas round here look bad" stuff…I'm contractually obligated to refrain from inflating your egos – specially you Dr. J, lol. I can't get caught slippin' if I want my check.
But you all open my eyes to some new ish every day. Muchos gracias mi manos muy inteligentes. (don't joan on my Spanish it's been a while)
In all fairness, these fellas were doing just fine making themselves look bad long before I found this site.
Fluency in Wire-nese major bonus – owing the DVD Collection, kudos, being able to recognize the characters in the Wire that also played in the HBO series The Corner , PRICELESS!
Damn, two out of three ain't bad, right? I've still never watch the Corner, but thanks for reminding me to look for it on Netflix. I'm still mad about loaning my season 1 to my boss and her taking 6 1/2 years to actually watch it. I want to just take it back from her and tell her she doesn't deserve to watch it if she only watches one episode a month. Heifer.
A homegirl of mine let me borrow her mom's copy of Season 3 a while back. It hadn't been two full weeks and her MOM was calling my cell phone like "where's my WIRE at?!!" No more of that though…..I've got the Series on DVD and these comments have inspired me to have WIRE Marathon while telecommuting to work (read: lining up my Friday night options).
Yo, I quote Jay-Z and The Wire more than anything else. I stay using Wire lingo in common conversation. Like, if I'm at the club, and my drink is low, I'll be like… "yo – i'm bout to go re-up…nahmtalkbout"
Or… when a person wants something illogicial… "You want it to be one way… but it's the other way".
The Wire should be included in one of those time capsules that they bury so that future generations know what our world was like.
the funny thing about the wire is they captured baltimore life so accurately. not just the drug game but the public schools and the police. accents and all. crazy.
I just rewatched the whole series a few months ago, but you guys are making me want to watch it again.
i've been here for apx. 27.6 seconds and i already agree. lol.
Max's post was straight outta my brain! Thanks for sharing that.
I must admit tho, my Inner Suspicious B*tch has wondered if all this articulate male greatness is not just the ultimate swindle, but she has been gagged and suppressed – so go 'head and swindle me!
I don't know SBM or Lex Personally, but I know Jax well, and I know Streetz very well. I can attest… they are who you imagined. Their exploits are as legendary as they sound… and me… well… yeah.
LOLOL
I would actually say that personalities are downplayed in some instances to keep some semblence of anonymity!
Cant give errythang away
Oh, the exploits I most certainly believe!
It's the Un-Nick-ness of your comments that is so drastically different than the unreasonable, insanely selfish and offensive isht that I hear from men regularly (on blogs and live)…and like Max said even tho some of the stuff said can sting a little it's often based it truth and just makes it easier for us to see ourselves
yeah i peeped that. thanks max.
Any of the ladies turned on by this article and seeking an example:
Please submit a copy of your latest OB/GYN visit analysis sheet, a sample of your hygiene regiment and a 6 pack of the beer of my choice and I will show you how it's done. All inquiries to cptcallamity@gmail.com.
I will get back to you in the order in which they were received.
I'm dying picturing you ask all the women you meet for these submissions.
Ya know…my general rule is that it's all in the presentation. Sort of like food. If the poster says the burger is supposed to have a fluffy sesame seed laden bun with a delicious selection of fillings, I don't want that soggy, sad sandwich wrapped in Teflon lined wax paper. Waxed, shaved, clean and no odor: Quisine!
too funny
and Im sure you will have you fda approved paperwork also for her right
and just for the record documents can be falsified
Its a mean world out there
Some of the most terrifying things can come in such pretty packaging
bells bows and whistles
how mad am i that you gave your email!?!? LOL!!
i guess he was.just.bein.honest..
still smiling…
Remember to use the entire length of your tongue in this area, not just the tip.
You said That
lol
It's tragic for a man to have no form during an oral conversation. If you can't pipe properly, I'll hop on top and make it do what it do. But if your tongue is stumbling around in my love box like a drunk homeless person, I'm giving you 3 minutes to find your rhythm before I tap you out and excuse myself.
LOL but I got proactive with mine. I got my clitoral hood pierced and it was basically the best sexual move EVER. He basically only has to be 45% as good as he would have to be if he didn't have the added help.
Lol @ Manny WordofMouth for using P.E.P's (performance enhancing piercings.
#SeeWhatIDidThere
#TeamMayweather
Great post!
I'm so late, I usually sneak and read/comment while I'm in class but I'm glad I didn't today cause between laughing @ Max's itchy feet comment & CheeKZ tryna decipher the toy situation and then swooning from TMIMITW's "double-up" comment I'da been soooo busted
*sees all the women having Os on the blog*
*takes notes on the low via OneNote*
What a great bunch of cunning linguists!
Love the post gentlemen! Great responses ladies!
I love this post and I think that it is so true that a man has to be enthusiastic about it in order for the woman to truly enjoy it… perhaps that's a lesson we women could take when the roles are reversed.
I've been away from SBM for a minute, but to come back to yet another PSA is just heavenly. To those who can live without it, I've got pennies in the wishing well for an educated linguist to show you the undeniable beauty of the language.
"Most", the double-up & in the reverse order……drops mic, exits stage right.
This kind of is one of the most excellent posting that My partner and i have read through till date on this valuable field. Really well-rounded nevertheless to the point with no need of any filler.
You went there and I am happy you did.
Peace, Love and Chocolate
Tiffany
Ive spent a lot of my time in my 20's getting good at what I do…I think its only fair that a woman, if need be, watch an adult film to perfect her craft. honestly…eating p***y, sucking d**k…should be an art form.
My new FB likes it when I give her cunnilingus whilst using the three finger squirting technique. However I can't yet make her squirt . A lil clue I was doing it right was when she said "did a lesbian teach you how to do that and have you always liked to eat?" When I was betwix her legs she almost crushed my head five or six times. lol oh yeah!