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This is some n*gga sh*t
So, I was on the phone with a friend, and after some uncontrollable background laughter … I suddenly found myself watching the BET Awards.
***disclaimer & note***
I passionately hate BET. I probably shouldn’t say this publicaly as it may come back to bite me in the future, but I am simply not a fan. So, take everything I say as the thoughts of a … hater!
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While watching bad musical performances, awkward silences as the result of a malfunctioning tele-prompter, and rappers lip sync to their songs I was reminded of stuff I hate. And not just things like black republicans and the Bush Administration … I’m talking about n*gga sh*t.
Yeah … I hate n*gga sh*t.
As much as I love black folks, good black women, and all the good that we do … there is a side to us that is just no good. It holds us back, destroys our society, and continues to give us a bad name in the context of the 2520s.
With the BET Awards as my motivation, here is my list of n*gga sh*t that I hate.
Guys walking around the club with two bottles of moet in their hand, sipping from each alternatively in an attempt to let you know “I can afford two bottles of Moet”
Beating or peeing on a woman, and getting away with it just because you have the ability to sing and make hits
N****s without checking accounts and just cash their checks at the check cashing spot. Not only do they charge you a fee to do that … but why do you need your whole check in cash each week.
N****s without a proper savings account and has to “save up” for any purchase over $200. I feel like past a certain age you need to do everything in your power to have an emergency fund.
Guys with neck tattoos. You never plan on getting a job in an office?
Women with neck tattoos.
Television networks who over the course of several years remove any type of positive of intelligent programming and replace it with more shaking asses, ignorant VJs, and Tiny and Toya.
Guys who sit behind me on a 4 hour bus ride talking about how he was about to “smack the teeth” out of a guy outside. And then ask the guy next to them “you every try and eat with all the teeth smacked out yo mouth”?
Men who refer to every woman as b*tch. “Yeah man … all these b*tches out here better stop faking. B*tches need to respect how nice I am with it.”
Women who talk with their neck. Stop that sh*t.
Women who think every man is a dog who will cheat on them with their sister.
Rims bigger than 20″.
Women who think every other man is really gay and on the down low … because that explains why she is still single.
Black people who refer to every other black person as n*gga. “My president is a n*gga. We running the world son!”
Men who cheat on their girls all the time and without remorse … dead it already. You don’t “love” her and you got 2 other chics pregnant while with her.
People with a life goal of “making $50K”. Because once you make $50K doing “whatever” … your set for life?
The word “swag”.
Nothing deep, no nuggets of knowledge … just me hating … on n*gga sh*t.
So today, I want everyone to share one nugget of n*gga sh*t that they hate. Go head … it’ll make you feel good.
- SBM aka Stepping it up on the daily aka Anti-N*gga
Guys with neck tattoos. You never plan on getting a job in an office?
Women with neck tattoos.
^^^These bother me to my CORE!
Women who think every other man is really gay and on the down low … because that explains why she is still single.
^^^I believe this to be true about the man my mom has been seeing off and on…no straight man has that limp of a wrist & switches his hips harder than me! I don't believe every other man is gay or on the DL though…i just think he is on the DL and i don't pretend not to think so. #justkeepinit100
I hate women that only aspire to be a baby mama (especially to celebrities) so that they can be set for life…have you no ambition? what if he's broke? or what if he stops paying child support? You are just fawked.
I hate men who are unfit that walk around in tanks/wife beaters and dudes who are rather fit that walk around shirtless in public…i forever blame 50 cent for making men believe that they all can look good in those tanks/wifebeaters cause they don't and something about men walking around shirtless in the area i stay in in Brooklyn just bothers me.
I hate men that holler out from the car or at the car while walking…dude, i just hate and don't respect you…i will go back to what i was doing prior to your act of stupidity and act like it never happened.
I see a whole lot of n*gga sh*t so this list can go on for a while…
Wow, my sis and I were just talking about negro ish that we hate.
Where I'm from, it's really popular to have your favorite childhood cartoon painted on your car…except they find a way to make them scary and dope-boy looking. I've seen it all from Spider-man to teenage mutant ninja turtles. I hate hate HATE that!!! Ugh…
I also hate seeing grown @$$ men and women wearing child backpacks…Dora,Disney Princess', Hanna Montanna, Batman, etc…makes me wonder if they got a lunch box to match.
But I think the thing I hate THEE most is seeing females walk out of their homes wearing a satin cap! How dare you show up to a public place wearing that thing?! Is it that hard to put on a beanie instead??
N-word ish? Hmmm am I even ok in adding stuff to this? Cuz I only have 4 complaints the rest I tend to block.
I need an ok first before I say anything lol…no seriously
But I do have my beaner list tho:
no chanclas (sandals) with wrangles, alligator skin belt, bright virgin mary silk print shirt showing your taco meat and a 10-gallon hat… please
Stop being so darn needy.
If its a yes or no question then it requires a yes or no answer, I don't need your life story simple as that.
If you get food stamps and welfare/unemployment then you're not allowed to be driving an expedition on 26s with a bad a$$ system playing mariachi songs so loud I can't hear myself think 2 blocks away
Stop with the mariachi music period.
That is all… for now… or until I see another beaner do something I don't like.
I'm gonna start by giving you the OK. My best friend is Guatamalean though so I might be biased but I wanna hear your list. Lol. I think we need to add two more "oks" to my ok.
Thanx! I thought I wasn't gonna get it. Lol, my list is simple:
Stop rapping. You. Are. Not. A. Rapper.
Stop with the name calling either from the car or across the street or 5 ft away. I'm not your "ma, sexy lil thang, honey, mami" none of those things. Do you see a trail of kids behind me that makes you wanna call me 'ma'? H*ll no! I'm a lady, respect me, and maybe, just maybe I might acknowledge you.
Please turn off your internal microphone. We can hear you. Loud and clear. From 15 ft away.
No need to repeat yourself 5-upteen times. I heard you the first time loud and clear (see above) and you've made your point. Once is enough.
Ok I'm done.
*runs away and hides*
the 2nd one is on my list! I hate that!
The other three, i hate them too! The internal microphone is the WORSE!
Black men that think Timberland boots are go-to dress shoes. They are not. Get some hard bottoms and stop bullsh!ttin.
Add on to my list: no alligator/ostrich/croc/dog/cat/rhino anything – shoes or belts – no silk shirts with any kind of prints on them, no wrangles so tight that makes question if you have an extra belly button or just a slighty bigger than normal cl!t… things down there are suppose to be able to breathe!
Ok that is all lol
1 combustible-hatin (asz n*ggas); they hate for no reason & dont have a good answer as to why
2 mama-stuntin (asz n*ggas); they flex wat they mama baught them but act cool & bad like they really got it
3 flex-wat-u-aint-got (asz n*ggas); they always bragging about wat they got, had or can get but be flexin wit sumn they wish they had. then shadow wen the light truely shine
4 mud azs n*ggas; they mud spelled backwards yet menacing like wet dirt on a new white shirt. these the niggas who frown upon success, whose main goal in life is to stunt on another &/or make them feel bad, who is happy & on top of the world only at anotha's dispense
jus a few from da hood
Black men wearing Stacy Adams or Steve Harvey suits! They are bagging, ill fitting and you look a hot mess.
If your suit has more than 3 buttons, you're an idiot.
Thank you Mos! I was waiting for somebody, anybody to agree with the fashion foolishness that black men engage in thinking they look sharp
I have a few…
N*ggas that say that I "talk white"…no I speak proper english, you should do the same.
N*gga females that are on section 8, food stamps, and energy assistance and claim they are independent.
N*ggas that walk around with "ice" aka rhinestones around their neck.
N*ggas that are over the age of 25 and still rockin braids.
"N*ggas that say that I “talk white”…no I speak proper english, you should do the same."
Yup.
Also, welcome!
Ughh! I hate the "talk white" phrase. I hit em with the ultimate side eye! O____o
"N*ggas that are over the age of 25 and still rockin braids."
I hate this with a passion.
Can I talk about 2520 sh*t that I hate…now, that is a list I will gladly speak on. lol. I like some of the things on your list…ima just roll with you. with the exception of hating BET….I get why you do…. but but back in the day it was a beautiful thing….remember Donnie Simpson and Video Soul, Teen Summit, Tavis, just to name a few……it could've been a contender…I feel sad not hatred.
PS- I missed you guys! I was on vacay thinking about what the posts were about this week…lol.
Lola's right on! 1. Stop driving slow someone can observe you and your 26" rims rollon. 2. I'd like to set fire to any women wearing those flip flop netted house shoes with the flower and rhinestones. 3. Stop sayin skreet. It's 2010, nobody wants to hear that sh*t. 4. First it was Indian…Stop claiming you part hispanic. It aint cute and it only makes me want to slap the sh!t out you. D@mn, do you care anything about yourself? 5. Stop naming you kids kunta. And you wonder why they cant get a job let alone a girlfriend. D@mn shame.
The main thing that gets me about black people is that 'crabs in a bucket' syndrome. If 1 of us sees the other doing well…we hate on them. That's wack. I mean c'mon…every other race & ethnicity tries to build each other up. They stick together. We're always tearing each other apart & bringing each other down. That is my complaint. Good day all!
I can agree with everyone on here.
I got called a "hater" over some n*gga isht that I hate.
1. If your on welfare/unemployment as @Lola mentioned, why are you wearing Louie and Tory Burch?? That's some irrational isht.
2. Using the word "n*gga" in public, and multiple times in one statement: "But my n*gga, you know that I don't fack with those n*ggas so why bother inviting 'em"
3. You are entitled to where whatever you want, but attending your child's graduation in a tank top 3 sizes small in lime green, short black spandex, and blonde hair that does not do your complexion justice is str8 some ghetto n*gga isht
4. I understand that there is freedom of speech, but ambition also comes free…discussing your business out loud on the subway like its a public service announcement…especially when the degrees of separation in NY is .02 that's some dumb n*gga isht..
Happy Monday
*cracks knuckles..*
as Ms Lotus said..
-speaking proper english is NOT "speaking white.." yes, you ignorant band of yahdies.. i'm lookin at you..
– living in the projects and having a satellite dish.. i don't know WHY this bothers me.. but D*mn, save up and move OUT the projects..
– People who use "i grew up in the projects" as a reason to act belligerent.. yo momma REALLY didn't train right you once ya'll got home? REALLY?!
– The dudes that park their bowling ball painted cars *see above pic* in the parking lot of the flea market.. and then just sit out and mean mug each other.. "No, MY Cutlass is better.." REALLY!? you have NOTHING else better to do?
-no foresight.. you'll have the new tv but no 401K.. we're not 19 anymore.. #OnToTheNextOne
– not being able to go to a cultural restaurant because they don't serve chicken tenders.. Expand YOSELF!
– any other things that people say "black people just don't do.." this includes plays, the ballet, white water rafting, traveling OUTSIDE of the US.. etc.. them projects didn't teach you how to dream, son! #Next
i co-sign all of the above.. please don't take your ghettoness out in public for all to see… that's not something to be proud of.. and NO, that's NOT "keepin it real.."
I love your list.
Nice random stuff. I can never understand neck, hand or face tattoos. If you going get one keep it above the elbow, lol. Anything requiring saying n*igg@ s is useless to me (except Boondocks).
Peace, Love and Chocolate
Tiffany
The only n*ggerish thing I hate is what we used to call "LONS" when I was growing up.
Loud Obnoxious N*gger Syndrome is what happens when a group of Black people go out somewhere where they are surrounded by white people and should be showing a modicum of decorum but instead are carrying on loudly doing as many of the things that you all mentioned as obnoxiously as possible.
It makes me cringe every time I witness it. I feel like – it's true – you really can't take us anywhere.
Lol. I'm sure I'll have something to add later but I'd like to say… that w/ an SUV… 23s are appropriate w/o being n*gga isht.
That is all.
Agree… but on a Cutlass!?!? Really? You need to be that d*mn high off the ground? Get a monster truck instead lol
what about names like "big sexy" on them when the person is big but not sexy?
SBM: N****s without checking accounts and just cash their checks at the check cashing spot. Not only do they charge you a fee to do that … but why do you need your whole check in cash each week.
Because they don’t have any real bills they have to mail in. Seriously, who makes over $30K a year and cashes their entire check?
L.Dejean: “I hate men who are unfit that walk around in tanks/wife beaters and dudes who are rather fit that walk around shirtless in public…”
This! Wife beaters are cool to wear in the house, at the gym, or while mowing the lawn. If you are going to Target, but a t-shirt on. I don’t care how in-shape you are.
Have to partially no-sign the wife beater thing. If its hot and Im going somwhere I dont need to dress up, I might rock the W. Beachtime yup too. hahaha!
as many times as i've seen you, i've never seen you in a wifebeater streetz! I'm used to seeing you with a shirt, button-up or your infamous streetztalk line jacket on (that jawn looks warm too…if i curl up next to you during the feeding the homeless project on Christmas, you know why now, lol)!
The last thing i wanna see is side boob on a dude…i've been seeing WAY too much lately & my stomach just can't handle it!
I have been reading this site for a while now and find it to be very entertaining, I truly enjoy hearing a mans prespective on topics my girlfriends and discuss all the time!
On the the ni@@a ish that bothers me to no end:
1- Going outside with a durag or head scarf on…
2- Wearing pajama's and/or slippers outside…
3- Chicks going outside with uncombed hair or with the comb politely placed in the back of head
4- People who think their ish don't stink because after having 3 kids and "timing" out of the welfare cash assistance program they finally got a job. Having the nerve to say to another person on welfare " I pay taxes, I am the reason youy get money" Really?
I have a meeting to go to, but this is off the top of my head. I will add later.
N!ggas who stop their cars in the middle of the street, and act like they can’t move over when you actually want to drive down said street. Then look at you like you are in the wrong for disturbing them. "Yeah, n!gga, let me apologize to you. I’m sorry for wanting to drive my car on a public street."
Sagging.
N!ggas who talk all loud in the store or any public place on the cell phone. Why are you arguing with someone or talking about someone on the phone in Wal-Mart? Save it until you get home!
N!ggas and n!ggarettes who blow their horn when they pick someone up, especially late at night. N!gga, I know d@mn well you have a cell phone, call the person and tell them you’re outside!
N!ggas wearing suits in all colors of the rainbow. Unless you are a D!ck Tracy villain, get a suit that is either black, gray, navy blue, or earth tones. You look like The Question walking around in a purple suit.
Ray J.
Tyler Perry plays.
N!ggas who say “I’m part Indian/Hispanic/whatever”. N!gga, you are black. Considering how you n!ggas act, I guess I can see why you’d be ashamed to say you’re black, but unless you are greater than ¼ Cherokee, stop claiming that sh!t. Just about every black person in America is mixed with something.
Ray J.
iDied.
Ray J
#dead
Co-sign hating Ray J. And Brandy for that matter. The show just makes me not like them anymore.
i actually like neck tattoos. being that i'm going to be an academic i just don't think that would be a good look for me. i don't knock people who have them. i do wonder what they do for a living though.
rims over 20"? i'll go a step further and say any rims that aren't factory rims. i don't see the reason for paying extra money for rims that get bent when you hit a pot hole or spending extra money on low profile tires. all i can imagine is chris rock "they spinning ni**a, they spinning"
i just for the life of me can't understand how people can function without a bank account. i hate carrying cash. i'm still at student and i have two checking accounts, a regular savings account and a money market account. cash just burns a hole in my pocket and it's easier to deal with money for me when it's electronic. *shrug*
I have 20" custom wheels. I never in a million years would have gotten them if I hadn't already had to replace two of my factory wheels and it wasn't much more to get these. However, I'm glad I did. *shrugs*
y'all need to slow down with the hate.
Some people just like having nice cars or hooking them up. We can't put a full ban on black people having rims, that is just crazy.
This is why I loves ya CHeeKZ. This almost makes up for the comment about women liking psychological thrillers.
i'm just telling my personal preference. i'm a very practical person and buying something that depriciates so quickly just doesn't make sense to me.
I can feel ya on it not being your personal preference, but this is about what you consider ni**a ish and I just don't think it qualifies. Especially since I see a lot of suburban 2520's with rims bigger and better than mine. I'm generally a really practical person as well, but every once in a while, I do splurge for something I don't necessarily need. Plus, a lot of things not necessary to sustain life comfortably depreciate at ridiculous rates.
I was with you on the DL Brother thing SBM but it is a real epidemic. When you start ot open your eyes I see why women fear it. Shyts real!
I cosigh Hugh Jazz on sagging. The sh*t is corny to me.. especially sagging with skinny jeans! Like..why?!
Also, acting tough because you're with a crew of people or in a org should end too… Remember you're never with security or your boys 24/7 so if you're tough enough to talk with a crew, be prepared to face it when you're alone. Realest advice ever given to me!
"I cosigh Hugh Jazz on sagging. The sh*t is corny to me.. especially sagging with skinny jeans! Like..why?!"
last time i saw you weren't you sagging your levis? o_0 you need more people. lol j/k
LMAOOOOO hahahahaaa More people you doth need my friend!
Le merde de noirs:
People on PA that have big screen tv's and SUV's in the driveway. #cmonson
Negroes that sit in their house catching up on the latest smut TV whilst their children run around the neighborhood unsupervised.
Negroes that always want to borrow some sh*t. Did you really drag yo ass up my steps to ask me to borrow foil paper and a trash bag??? How exactly do you "borrow" those items? WTF!
Poverty Pimps: You know the type…they present themselves as the savior of a community…they do their best Al Sharpton/Jesse Jackson impersonation, and claim to actually know one or both of these men "personally". No one really knows what they do for a living besides funnel money through their 501(c)3 and community orgs…they run up to politicians use the idea of them not receiving the black vote to get what they want and once they do get it, the blacks folks they claim to help don't get a dime of it. Jump off a f*ckin bridge…
Negroes that walk in the middle of the street instead of the sidewalk. That could just be around my way, but I swear to you, I'm finna clip one of these fools w/ my whip.
Negroes that walk in the middle of the street instead of the sidewalk. That could just be around my way, but I swear to you, I’m finna clip one of these fools w/ my whip.
^^^This is ALL.THE.TIME where i stay! I think its an NY thing (in the boroughs, of course).
Hmmm, I love my people, but, here are a few things I really dislike.
People who put a possessive "s" on the word "Mine" to create the new word "mines". "Mines" is not a word. If you use it in an interview, you probably won't get hired. Example "That cool-aid is mines".
"Their" is for people, "There" is for places, and "They're" is a contraction used in the same way one would use "They are". On the same note, if you want to write the phrase "you are" in contraction form it's "you're" not "your" (ahem-SBM – last sentence)
I hate that we forgive so easily. When w-folks mess up and say some racist stuff – all they have to do is apologize and go on Oprah and they can have their jobs back. There's another minority group in this world. They're very powerful. If you say something bad about them, so something that could be construed as anti-that group, you get put on a list. If you're on that list, you can never do anything good, ever, in your life. That's how we need to be.
We also forgive our own people to easily. OJ ain't been black for 40 years, yet, as soon as he gets in trouble, he comes running back, and we embrace him like he's not an embarrassment. Not cool. It's one thing when our people show some a little remorse and contrition (Breezy I'm looking at you) but it's another thing when the just deny what we all know to be a fact, and then just make a really good new album. (R.Kelly I'm looking at you). What we don't realize, is that this hurts our creditability and respect as a people. I'm of the Harriet Tubman mentality. Harriet carried a shotgun on the underground railroad. That shotgun wasn't just for slave catchers, it was also for folks trying to escape who moved too slow or had second thoughts thereby jeopardizing the everyone else's freedom.
Sometimes, you gotta turn the shotty on our own people so that the rest of us can move forward. (Looking over at R.Kelly and Oj – again).
"“Their” is for people, “There” is for places, and “They’re” is a contraction used in the same way one would use “They are”. On the same note, if you want to write the phrase “you are” in contraction form it’s “you’re” not “your” (ahem-SBM – last sentence"
YOU, sir, get a gold star for this.
"We also forgive our own people to easily"
Another separation some people have trouble with is the difference between to, too, and two. I'm sure it was a mistake though (Trying to play SBM).
touche!
man listen…..how about the word "tooken" my g its taken or taking but uh tooken, you're killing me!!!
Oh yeah, and these right here:
http://voguesdepot.com/shop/images/BLACK%20450-1….
These are sneakers, not shoes. Therefore, the same way you shouldn't wear Jordans with dress pants, you shouldn't wear these with dress pants either. I don't care if they're Prada.
This seems like something I'd see a 2520 wearing with dress pants first.
What's a 2520?
Most,
Think of letters in the alphabet. A = 1, J = 10
Put the 2 #s together "25" "20"
whitey lol
SDot, I don't know why that was so funny, but your comment kinda made my morning.
cap azs n*ggas. they always tryna make 15 cents outa every dollar wit dey broke ass & for shawty who talkin bout using mines, there, their & they're correctly, some of us try our best but neva get it right so give us some slack
but my number one is 90's baby text…the worst thing in history; instead of putting "you" or a simple "u", they'll spell out "yew", or use the extra suffex like instead of putting "me", they put "meh", or who replace the word "it" with "ihdd". lol its crazy glad im 4rm 89
Negro sh*t that I hate is as follows:
N*ggas who are unemployed, complain about being broke but won't actively search for a job.
N*ggas who do NOT believe in education because the MAN is going to hold them back anyway. Dumb Negro your holding yourself back!! You have a right to an education but your afraid of failure.
Ghetto girls who were not born in the hood but think its cool to act as if they did.
N*ggas that spend all their money on their car and their house/apt doesn't have electricity, running water, toilet paper, towels or food. Oh and you have a hole in the floor that your pit bull uses as a doggy door.
I also co-sign sagging I don't want see your underwear.
I swear Ignorance runs rampant in our community and these ppl always end up on tv (news, Murry) representing all of us.
Ghetto girls who were not born in the hood but think its cool to act as if they did.
I have a cousin that's like this. We weren't rich, but we lived in the suburbs. She went to school for half a semester in Texas (from Arkansas) and came back thinking she was on Gang Banging in Little Rock.
1. Little girls with 30 pony tails and 30 white hair bows on each one.
2. People who say, "skreet" instead of street or chicken "skrips" instead of strips.
3. Cheap body spray from Bath and Body Shop. Get some Issey Miyake or something. Sheesh!!!!
4. Cars advertising candy like 3 Muskateers, M & Ms, etc…why in the world would black people give these multibillion dollar organizations free advertisement on their cars? Silly……
5. Hard life looking people who always need a "ride" somewhere or "to borrow" things that make no sense to return like a cup of detergent…..Goodness!
6. Saying things like…."You is?" "What yo name is?"
7. Church's Chicken…you'll only find these establishments in Urban Dictate areas. I do not believe it's chicken anyway. I believe it's actually rooster. Who has had the foresight to question what poultry companies do with all those roosters that were born? Do they allow them to live until they're old and die peacefully? NO….they sell those carcasses to Church's Chicken…….UGH!!!!
Wooo. I gotta go on my laptop forTHIS! brb! Lol
Negroid stuff I hate:
Sagging pants. Still? Move on from middle school, already.
White tees. Nuff said.
Weaves in all colors of the rainbow. I really just hate weaves though.
Guys who "psssst" at me as I walk by. I think of Kameelah on Real World: Boston when that happens.
Negroes who don't (want to) read, and say it's a white thing. Go ahead and be a slave again then. True ignorance.
Being excessively loud. You killing my eardrums and I'm gonna sue you for the checks you cash at Western Union every week.
Okay. N*gga sh*t?! I think I have a list… And funny thing is, I don't think this list discriminates against just "n*ggas"
1. Girls who chew with all 36 of their teeth.
- (There are only 32 but that's how hard they're chewing) AND then they wanna talk while they do it. (*-__-)
2. Guys who say this: "Oh I'm not even tryna be serious. I'ma just have a few baby mommas and pay the child support."
- believe it, there are guys like this. And I'm glad I know the ins and outs of child support from working for them. People do not realize the government is going to d*ck you for all you're "worth" once you're a NCP.
3. People who constantly pull out the black card and proceed to make a scene about it..
- we get it. You're black. But that's not why you didn't get that 60K a year job. You just didn't finish HS and the requirements include at least a BA.
4. @MostInterestingMan beat me to it. Some simple grammatical errors that they KNOW but refuse to learn
"Their, They're, There" but there's more.
- accept vs except
- bare vs bear
- e.g. vs i.e ( I HATE THIS. e.g. means for example. i.e. means 'that is')
- your vs you're
- knew vs new
- Sometimes it IS a mistake. Other times, it's ignorance. Please, spear me. See? Like that. Wouldn't you O_o (side-eye) me?
5. Weave that doesn't match their natural hair color… Then the tracks are showing, and they can't even play it off.
6. I think someone said it but the head tie/durag movement out the house? Psshh. Please.
7. The whole rapping out LOUD to yourself in public, on public trans. Thanks. -___- Really
8. The ones that end up on Maury… and end up running off the stage. To the right. Behind that big Maury sign. And try to leave. But they never actually MAKE IT outside… Lmao I think that's funny.
E.G. "You are…NOT the father!" *dude does backhand flip and shorty runs and stumbles off stage saying* "He's the 4th guy. I know he is! Do that test the f*ck over!!"
- the FOURTH? #FAIL
I'll be back with more.
Oh yea!
9. Pants around your knees WITH a belt to fasten them. I'm still waiting for the logic… Don't worry. I'll wait.
10. The bop in the walk. Does it actually bring all the girls to you?
11. The constant nut grab. I took it as insecurity and unsureness that your nuts are actually there.
12. Girls who wear long t-shirts as dresses to clubs, have their @$$ out and get mad when a guy in the club either calls them out their name or cops a feel.
Funny stuff. I tend to agree with most of what was written but also understand the culture of the underclass is the reason for a lot of it. The rules are different. I don't think most people understand the culture. For instance, a checking account for someone living minimum wage or below is actually not your best option. Especially since the accounting software banks use is designed to help you overdraw your account. Make one mistake and the next thing you know you owe the bank $400 in over draft fees. The risk is not worth it especially if you a day laborer making $300 a week that you gonna spend payin bills.
But anyway, ish I hate………Dudes with no obvious physical or mental disability, dressed better than me, and younger than me, beggin for change in front of every CVS and 7/11 in the hood. Add to that youngins under 14 beggin for blunt money. What happened to after school and summer jobs?
Black people thinking that their love of Jesus excuses their ignorant behavior.
Obama. People don't know who their representive is in Congress but now they are political.
Black people who think too highly of themselves to make up for the the fact they are insecure about their role in society (I see thru you n!gga).
The South.
that.is.all.
one thing about the BET awards. They make for great blog post.
AND GHETTO BABY NAMES!
I HATE GHETTO BABY NAMES!
You can't call your child Boshata That b!tch aint going to get a job with a name like that. Damn! Have some sense!
Obamaniqua is a great name. WHAT are you talking about? -_______-
Obamaniqua Clinique is a great name!
…about Obama was funny cuz in my hood I hated Prescilla Wooten for years she was the council member in my hood for damn near 3 decades and aint do nothin, then Charles Barron comes in and they finally upgrade the parks and he actually started demanding change, but yea now mufukas wanna get deep with "politrikcs" at least admit you was not following things til Barack got in, fools probably dont even know there 3 branches of gov't
I usually lurk but…
Believing exercising = white…kinda goes hand in hand with the talking white thing. I'll never be able to wrap my mind around this, especially since the latest opinion came from a relative weighing 400+lbs. and is a type II diabetic with high blood pressure. Also chain smokes. He's 29. Called me from Golden Corral to point out my "whiteness" lol, really?
one thing… I ABHOR the word cuzzo. Really? Is it that many more characters to type out cousin?
Black people who think too highly of themselves to make up for the the fact they are insecure about their role in society (I see thru you n!gga).
The South.
that.is.all.
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Reccommend post for tomorrow. "Things I Hate About Affluent Black People"
1. Five year olds with a head full of microbraids. (Yep, it's safe to assume that the chick with the multicolored weave is her mom.)
2. OLD men with cornrows. Yes, Peaches deserves a big tip for navigating around all of them bald spots. Although Peaches, your girlfriend, baby momma, friends, and family members need to be shot for not telling you to cut your hair. Enablers.
3. Men over 30 who still believe that becoming a rapper is a feasible career path.
4. Graduating from day care, kindergarten, middle school, etc. You graduate from high school, college, grad school, medical school, law school, … see where this is going? AND … Why does lil keekey need a cookout (with invitations, a DJ, and gifts) for passing her grade? That's what she's supposed to do!
5. Ending every sentence with yahnahimsayin or sh*t.
6. Using the word 'prolly' instead of probably. I've seen people with Master's degrees do this one. So much for spell check.
7. People who were born and raised in the south who talk with NY accents. Really?
8. Long, multicolored fake nails.
9. Tight clothing. Not to be confused with fitted clothing. A dress that hugs your curves is NOT the same as a dress that is 2 sizes too small.
10. Getting mad at the Asian or Middle Eastern people who run the nail salon, beauty supply store, corner store, check cashing place, restaurant, etc. because they're overpriced and have rude service yet you refuse to take your business elsewhere.
11. Refusing to support a black owned nail salon, beauty supply store, corner store, check cashing place, restaurant, etc. because you're hating on the owners. Hating on = mad because they won't give you a hook up, mad because they actually own something and you don't …
12. Being a black owner of a nail salon, beauty supply store, corner store, check cashing place, restaurant, etc. and providing poor service and assuming people will put up with it just because your business is black-owned. Poor service = being late, overbooking, inferior merchandise, low quality services, overcharging, …
Chip:
4. Graduating from day care, kindergarten, middle school, etc. You graduate from high school, college, grad school, medical school, law school, … see where this is going? AND … Why does lil keekey need a cookout (with invitations, a DJ, and gifts) for passing her grade? That’s what she’s supposed to do!
5. Ending every sentence with yahnahimsayin or sh*t.
10. Getting mad at the Asian or Middle Eastern people who run the nail salon, beauty supply store, corner store, check cashing place, restaurant, etc. because they’re overpriced and have rude service yet you refuse to take your business elsewhere.
12. Being a black owner of a nail salon, beauty supply store, corner store, check cashing place, restaurant, etc. and providing poor service and assuming people will put up with it just because your business is black-owned. Poor service = being late, overbooking, inferior merchandise, low quality services, overcharging, …
(Nodding head in concurrence)
7. People who were born and raised in the south who talk with NY accents. Really?
Yea, really. I was born and raised on an island, and constantly pass for a cat from E. 51st and Church. Deal.with.it…son.
#seewhatididthere? #no? #damn.
And what island would that be?
The one by the water.
LMAO! Caribbean water?
…… Seriously, can someone explains what is 2520 ????! I tried to google it….
So intriguing ….
Welcome!
25th letter of alphabet = Y
20th letter of alphabet = T
Just smush 'em together and sound it out. Also, urbandictionary would probably have been more helpful.
People who were born and raised in the south who talk with NY accents. Really?
**This is the only way to get a job as a Radio DJ on the East Coast. Or to work at BET.
Men over 30 who still believe that becoming a rapper is a feasible career path.
**If 50 Cent and Rick Ross can do it……..I think the ceiling is like 36.
Good ones here, but I've come back to add . . .
Hating everything.
Everything results in getting side-eyed, lips pursed, eyes rolled, mean mugged, and/or teeth sucked. N!ggas are never happy or satisfied.
@SaneN85:
"I can feel ya on it not being your personal preference, but this is about what you consider ni**a ish and I just don’t think it qualifies. Especially since I see a lot of suburban 2520′s with rims bigger and better than mine. I’m generally a really practical person as well, but every once in a while, I do splurge for something I don’t necessarily need. Plus, a lot of things not necessary to sustain life comfortably depreciate at ridiculous rates."
yeah so 2520's can't do ni**a ish? i doubt that it's race specific and my personal preference is that i do consider that ni**a ish.
I guess if and when we ever meet, I'll have to drive a rental.
I'm alright for the SUV on 20's as long as you are in an urban area. For people who intend to use the actual Utility aspect of the SUV, not so good. My worst example to date was seeing a white BMW 5 series sedan sittin on 24's. They completely screwed up the impeccable engineering of the car. Buy a f*ckin Chevy for that dumbness, hell take your pick….Impala or Tahoe.
My brother-in-law saw a guy fall out of an M&M/Skittles car when he tried to step out of the door. I would've pay good money to see that. If it helps, this was all in Florida.
-white t's
-cookouts in the front yard
-gold teeth or grillz
-rims
-swimming in clothes instead of bathing suits or swim trunks
-black-n-milds
I completely agree with you on ALL counts. I used to love BET back when Madeline Woods was on, and even up to the point where Tavis was giving us the news and Big Tigger was repping on Rap City. Then, just like you said, things fell apart and now BET is no longer "Black star power". People will tell you that you're hating because they like the ghettoness and the vapid wasteland that BET has become once they deleted any sign of intelligent life.
Some more ish that burns me up:
The whole bm/bd label! Sounds so damn horrible
Taking a seemingly okay name and spelling it real ignorant ie Deisre spelled Da'Zayiah…Yuck!
Folks who post their entire life on their facebook status updates then get mad because "everyone" is now in their business… stop writing it!
People who get mad and call folks sneaky because they don't know what the other person is doing… Those who need to know do so stop being nosey, nosey!
Assuming a person is doing illegal activities because they brought a new or newer car… ever heard of a fico score or hard work?
Last but not least the horrible ass show "Cheaters"! Now you already have the feeling or knowledge your s/o is cheating so you contact a televison show… Then when you catch them in the act you somehow can't believe it, yelling and screaming " why or how could you do this to me"… You derseve it stupid and thanks for inviting others into your "home" to witness the maddness
The people on the metro who play the music from their phones like their all alone in their bedroom. There's a six year old on the train- she does not need to memorize the words to "womp that trick" on the way to the Capitol.
playing music loud all night long, esp on a 3 day weekend and you have no job……..
It took me a long time to decide what I would say on this post because it's such a tough topic to discuss. I think that the separation of black people and n*ggas doesn't exist. Just that you have some people in your race that you need to help out along the way. I think that the notion of "crabs in the bucket" rarely ever talks about the crabs outside of the bucket who do nothing to pull their counterparts outside of the bucket. I think about it like many of our parents/grandparents used to tell us: "You know better than to…" So i'm not mad at the "n*ggas" they don't know any better, i'm mad at stush black people who know better and don't do anything about it.
In other news, my favorite quote, by a hero of mine to describe Black folk:
"All we need is a stage." – Bobby Brown
WHAT ABOUT N****S WHO TYPE WITH ALL CAPS NO PUNCTUATION THEN I REALIZE THAT THEY TYPE JUST LIKE THEY TALK WHICH IS WORSE CUZ THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THERE AND THERE DONT MATTER WHEN THEY DO THIS SH*T THEY LOVE TO WASTE YOURE TIME WITH THIS…
Oh, urban clothing stores/barber shops with misspelled names for street cred…