The Worst I Ever Had

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**** Admin Note **** While SBM is still running around Europe with a backpack and whatever money he can grab out the ATM … enjoy the continued stylings of Cashmere Jones. – SBM ************* Its summertime and sun dresses and sandals are back in full force. The ladies are sporting the results of that winter [...]

The Enablement of Thirsty Women

"Damn, yousa thirsty chick." - David Guetta [Ok, maybe a different type of thirsty, lol.]

[A group of men huddled around discussing sports and stuff.] Dr. J: And so as I was saying, don’t leave Miss Jenkins around me, I’d have her looking like a ceiling fan around this joint. [Enters Miss Jenkins] Dr. J: Hi Miss Jenkins…. When you gon’ let me hit that Miss Jenkins… #thatfeltgood #fireworks Now [...]

The Claim Game Part Deux

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Whether you hit a house party, a club, wedding, or other social gathering with groups of friends, you’ll always come across a team of people that the crew is feeling. One of the funniest situations between men and women when it comes to courting, is something I like to call “The Claim Game”. We’ve played [...]

Touch It Whydontcha?

Just beat it. What? It's comic relief!

SBM’s post on the celibacy movement that seems to be sweeping the nation got me motivated. And no, I don’t mean motivated in the sense that I’m going to hit mormon country, churches, or other wholesome places trying to find a woman holding a no entrance sign so that I can try to trespass. It [...]

I giveth the p***y … and I taketh away

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***Admin Note*** I’m still running around Europe. Get at me on twitter (twitter.com/SingleBlackMale). – SBM ***************** Shequanita Robins: Baby, I have something to tell you. Jamilerian Jenkins: Sure, anything. By the way, I got a sample of that new Fire & Ice condoms. SR: Well … that actually is a great segway into what I [...]

Ten Things Men Wish You Did

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Previously, I gave a list of ten things that men find unattractive but they really won’t come out and tell you. It’s mainly because although a man might find something you’re doing to be annoying, he’s not inclined to want to ruin his campaign for beats.  Men are willing to let just about anything go for [...]

I’m not trying to take your girlfriend!

Now You see why I leave committed women alone!

For a long time now, I’ve been the victim of assumption. I’ve noticed a trend that over the past few years, men have conveyed to female friends of mine, whom I’ve only have platonic relations, that they don’t really want/trust them around me. I’ve heard everything from “you can’t write on my facebook wall anymore” [...]

Why Am I Suddenly So Hot?

I think I'm feeling like 1/1000th of what he gets from women daily.

My homegirl Miss Jenkins wrote a post yesterday on Thirsty Chicks…and I ain’t talkin’ lack of H2O consumption. As I laughed heartily at her description of thirsty broads, I thought about my time here in NYC so far and the interactions I’ve had with women in the real world. When I lived in Boston for [...]

The Breakup: Family & Friends

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***Admin Note*** SBM is roaming around Europe right now with a backpack and minimal funds. So … don’t get mad if you don’t see me around.  I’m living life n sh*t. ***************** Ever broke up with someone? Did you do a good job of merging his/her friends and family with yours? Did you figure “there [...]

Why Men Don’t Commit

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***Admin Note*** I want everyone to welcome back the one and only, Wisdom Is Misery for yet another banger … enjoy. -SBM ************ There is nothing complicated about a man, NOTHING. We are not the cold, calculating, robot-like machines some women seem to think we are and if you happen to fall into that group [...]