I’m Too Old for This Sh*t

I feel like this sometimes...

I don’t have a big intro today. Honestly, I’m just feeling like lately there are a lot of things that I’ve outgrown and I’m just getting too old to deal with. Here are a few things that come to mind since transitioning to the city that never sleeps: The Club Scene I learned this after [...]

Stop Digging! He’s Perfect!

"I know I'll figure out what's wrong with him if I just keep digging!!!"

Noreinne: Hey, I think Marcus from last night is feeling you. Joshilindisha: Who? Nor: You know, the tall dark skin brother from last night? Jo: Girl please? He probably got a kid! Nor: Nope. He has no kids. Jo: Please, so he knows how to use a condom. He probably has commitment issues! Nor: Naw.  [...]

Baby…You Suck.

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There’s never an easy way to let someone down, which is why people classically tip toe around the truth to “let them down easy”.  In the workplace, it’s never easy to criticize a co-worker/superior/employee, but in the interest of running a lucrative operation, you have to deliver the news. In between the sheets however, it’s [...]

The Argument for Fake Breasts

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To date, i’ve not met one man who says, “Meagan Good, nah I can’t mess with a girl with fake breasts.” Not never… The post should be called, The Augment for Real Breasts, but I digress.  I think that women are so inconsistent when it comes to their bodies.  Men don’t really have this problem [...]

Fact or Fiction: Do Men drive women crazy?

But baby, it's only a plane ticket. It's not that serious!

For years I’ve heard from various female friends, my sisters, and other family members that men drive women insane. That we, through our thoughts, words and actions, can cause a brain hemorrhage and force an unsuspecting innocent female to go estupido loco on a dude. To this I yell Shenanigans and Poppycock! In fact, I [...]

When to Call It Quits

Is the dummy the relationship or the person that's still in it?

The following chat was re-created with the assistance of one of my boys and is between him and one of his lady friends that hopefully doesn’t read this blog. Real names have been removed to protect the innocent and shady. Kat: Sooo, I may have ODed last weekend… Rich: Did you cheat on Leon? Kat: [...]

They Still Make You?

You know what I'm talking about?

I was sitting one night on my balcony enjoying the lake and sipping on a night cap.  The exact thought process leading me  to my next though is irrelevant … but I soon found myself reliving a memorable scene from college … SBM: “You don’t do what?” Anomaly: “I don’t give head” SBM: “You don’t [...]

Rantings of a SBM

**************** This Friday we decided to give the internet another opportunity to rant and let the world know what’s on their mind.  Rantings post are us putting some of the most random thoughts for public consumption.  And the only thing better, is what you are going to rant about in the comments. Enjoy. – SBM [...]

Why Men Love Hairless Women

Wait for it... wait... I said, wait... NOW commence hating on Kim K. from the sisters.

  “I am Armenian, so of course I am obsessed with laser hair removal! My entire body is hairless.” – Kim Kardashian. A moment of silence please.  I think every man went to a place called his Picture-in-Picture, also known as the PIP.  (The PIP is located in the corner of one’s imagination.  Have you [...]

I’m going postal!!!

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I thought about saving this story for Rantings of a SBM. Then I knew I would write a venomous soliloquy that would bring me ridicule and abundant side-eyes, Then I thought about posting the bane of my current week on Eff Em Fridays, but a recent development which pissed me off exponentially has warranted me [...]