Ladies and gentlemen its that time again! Ask the Staff where your wonderful questions are answered by our Staff! This week is a hilarious question from the peeps!
“What is something that a woman can do that will instantly turn you off?”
Dive on in staff! #TWSS
SBM
I remember this MBA I was dating. She had gone straight through school and was working at a major bank. She seemed smart … she had the credentials … I thought I had found someone who was the mashup of cool and smart. The future Mrs. SBM? That was all until one fateful night. While laying in bed, during some argument about something, I commented about not running around like a ravenous dog. She promptly countered with “that would be fine if I knew what ravenous meant”. Not only did I go limp … but I actually didn’t even want the make up luvin thought about witholding after the argument. So as bad, arrogant, and elitist as it sounds … I have an issue with educated women with bad vocab.
Streetz
One major turnoff is a woman who doesn’t take care of herself. I take care of my body and constantly strive to be in good shape and in good health. I’m not saying shorty has to be a gym rat, but I feel like if you don’t care about your body or your appearance, you are probably careless about other aspects of your life that I would deem important. Let’s not even talk about having breathe that bicycle kicks you in the face like Liu Kang, or the BO of legends. I’m not gonna front like I’m always on point, no one is ALWAYS on point. However, you should hold yourself up to a certain standard and when a woman does, she’s super sexy to me!
The Honorable and Rather Articulate Award Winning RightCoastLexSteele, Demanding A Recount
Thanks to Biggie Smalls, just being able to hook a steak up doesn’t cut it anymore. Bad head or worse, none at all is the easiest way to turn a man off. I’m sure you’d like to think most men are mature enough to not care this much about something seemingly so trivial, but that’s simply not reality, so deal with it. You don’t have to put on a p*rn star’s performance (although, that never hurts), but being down right bad at it is worth several demerits. Don’t delude yourself into that “I do other things” lie you keep telling yourself. No matter how good a cake tastes, most people like it with icing. Even the people that can’t eat icing wish they could have icing. Head is the icing on the cake. I tried to think of a more mature, useful and insightful reason to share with you, but I decided to just be honest, because RightCoastLexSteele can never tell a lie.
Slim Jackson
Nothing gives me a case of the noodles more than a woman that’s consistently judging and criticizing others. When we’re walking up the street or sitting in the crib watching tv, I don’t wanna hear you pointing out every fault that you see. Because once you start doing that, I’m gonna start noticing yours and regress into a state of inoperable flaccidity. How do ya like dem apples?
Dr. J
Low. Self. Confidence. I hate the most, and I mean the most when a woman second guesses herself. I think that a woman with confidence can tackle the world. When I meet a woman who can’t be comfortable in her own skin, it turns me off right away. I’ve had the most banging women in the world tell me they are self-conscious about their bodies and I was like, “Well just put your clothes back on.” In my opinion, be yourself always be yourself. Then be with me. #weezysnicker. And at the same time, don’t be mad that you said some things or did some things you might regret later… let it ride baby. Let’s see what the night brings us.
And at the same time, don’t be mad that you said some things or did some things you might regret later… let it ride baby.
^^^i really wanna hate you for this Dr.J cause i laughed.
She promptly countered with “that would be fine if I knew what ravenous meant”.
^^^This made me go O_O!
Let’s not even talk about having breathe that bicycle kicks you in the face like Liu Kang, or the BO of legends.
^^^#Done!
Even the people that can’t eat icing wish they could have icing.
^^^Why did this make sense to me? Why did it also make me want cake (actual cake, not head…thoooough…lol)?
Because once you start doing that, I’m gonna start noticing yours and regress into a state of inoperable flaccidity.
^^^inoperable flaccidity? why did that make me sad? lol
This was a great Post!
"inoperable flaccidity" was supremely devastating and deliciously life giving all at the same time
kinda like the Big Olol! it made me laugh but the thought made me cry…flaccid peen is a travesty!
slim jackson – you and me are >here<. especially when it comes to women who constantly criticize other women. annoying.
I don't think women realize the extent to which talking negatively about other women in front of your man is NOT a good look. Not only does it transfer your man's attention from you to another woman, but you in ALL cases end up looking insecure and catty. STOP ladies!
LOL @ Slim I feel you the same goes for a woman I dated a guy that had every thing negative to say about every person we came across I started noticing little stuff about him that I didnt like…I cant stand a person who has nothing good to say about anyone!
Dr. Jay
"And at the same time, don’t be mad that you said some things or did some things you might regret later… let it ride baby. Let’s see what the night brings us"
>>Haha I couldnt stop laughing at this one.
Streetz:"Let’s not even talk about having breathe that bicycle kicks you in the face like Liu Kang, or the BO of legends".
>>HAHA I feel you on that!
This was a good post as usually
SBM- I feel you. I don't know if I would break off a relationship but I would definitely side-eye. LOL.
Streetzie- I already knew you were going to say the whole physical fitness thing. I feel like your readers know this is a sticking point for you..I would have liked for you to bring in another point to give us some more insight?
RCLS- If that is all that turns you off..then you're pretty easy to get along with.
Slim Jackson – I totally feel this comment Slim. This could be the beginning of the end.
Dr J – I kinda agree but people with low self-confidence usually have been thru alot and to me its a sign of insecurity. I wouldn't break it off. I would probably try to show them how to build up their confidence more.
So it gotta be me? It's already 11:41 Central and no one else is gonna say it? Alright, I'll take this one…
"It's called SELF esteem! It's esteem of your mother effing self b!tch!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZ25o7iYZ50
I know it's wrong, but I love to throw out a "simple b!tch" here and there.
LMAO
@ QueenT I was gonna say Insecurity (which is my actual #1) but the Dr went with self confidence, so I went an obvious route.
To elaborate: I have a lot fo female friends and I know too many damn people. So the attention is there and Im just social like that. If you are going to constantly feel insecure, question ish, etc, I can't be with you and you'll turn me off faster than Kat Stacks in a spelling Bee.
Like we used to say on Kazodiass "The 'Noia will destroy ya!"
SBM: "I have an issue with educated women with bad vocab."
^^THIS. Except trade women for men. If we can't talk without you asking me what plethora means, iCant.
Dr. J: "I’ve had the most banging women in the world tell me they are self-conscious about their bodies and I was like, “Well just put your clothes back on.”
iDied.
Why not just explain what plethora or raravenous means? Many people dont understand a lot of what you say. It takes a secure person to ask what a particular word means.
I think I'm a teacher by nature so it doesnt bother me as much.
Understood. But, in my case, and I can only speak about my situation, it's not just ONE word, it's many words that I choose to use. I like words and I like expanding my vocabulary. It's annoying to have to stop and explain what every word bigger than cat is (throws off the flow of the dialogue) OR they look at you with a glazed-over look OR answer inappropriately because they don't know what the heck you're talking about.
I mean, I'm not using words like mephitic for smelly or something, but I think plethora is kind of basic, as is ravenous.
IDK, maybe it's me. #kanyeshrug
Well you have to remember how dumb the average person is and then realize that half the population is even worse! George Carlin???
I'd certainly much rather them ask than pretend to know what it means or even worse use a word incorrectly in a sentence trying to keep up. *smh*
Uh-uh. I ain't gonna be able to do it. No. I ain't gonna be able to do it. I'm sorry. I just…I can't do it. I won't do it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LkDbnkUgsg @ 3:30 Kills. Me. Every. Time.
Thank you Kema. As if everyone one earth speaks English as a first language.
And new2natural I'm sure you're millions of miles away from being perfect.. I know you'd remain single for a long while. Cos you're the real definition of an irrational black woman.
LOL you make a good point. I use random "big words" at times when I can easily use a more common word. For ex: I use comical instead of funny.
I constantly get the =/ look with a "who talks like that?" I do dammit!
"For ex: I use comical instead of funny.
I constantly get the =/ look with a “who talks like that?” I do dammit!"
LMAO! Love it!
Yeah, I'll do that on occasion purposely, and other times I don't realize I've done it; the word just fits better.
I get what you're saying but "comical" isn't a big word though. lol
out of all the responses i can roll with is rcls. it's the most honest. men are simple. we like simple things. good head is as simple as it comes.
i can also roll with slim's response as well. i don't like people who always feel the need to criticize someone or something. nothing or no one is perfect, including you.
"Bad head or worse, none at all is the easiest way to turn a man off."
Replace 'a man' with 'me' and I totally cosign!!!
I say me cause it seems that for a lot of women this is not a deal breaker. However I am a headhunter so…
oh and i agree with dr. j too. self-esteem issues are such a turnoff. how can you expect me to find you sexy when you don't find yourself sexy? go that way. –>
LMAO!! I don't know why but "go that way ->" made me crack up! LOL
Oh and about finding yourself sexy, I know this girl who talks about "Oh I want to have sex but I don't know if the guy would even be feeling me like that or think I'm sexy enough." It's sad. I mean, if you don't walk around with the smallest bit of "I'm the sh*t" everyday way of thinking, why SHOULD someone else think so?
Let the Church say AMEN!!!!
AAAAAAAMEN!
I'm gonna have to roll w/ my elitist brethern SBM on this one. #iJudge vocabulary and spelling skills. The WORSE is when I give my number to a guy and he texts me mispelling every other word, iCant. Immediate turn-off, I'm talking Sahara desert dry & I don't know if you can even come back from that. I understand text speak so I don't expect you to write every word out but really did you not pay attention to the phonics section in 1st grade – SOUND IT OUT. Hell, we're in a new millenium google that ish.
Two examples to further perpetuate my example:
1. Textin dude, he asks what I'm in school for. I reply, "Gettin my MBA". His response: Wuts dat?
Me: *crickets*
2. Textin another dude who was telling me what he does for a living:
Oh yea ii manag3 dat Spriint stor3 iin the mall over by th3 4evuh 21.
Me: *crickets* Why is he typin like a 13 yo girl? Nope. Nah. That's aight. I pass.
^^^THIS
1. Textin dude, he asks what I’m in school for. I reply, “Gettin my MBA”. His response: Wuts dat?
Me: *crickets*
D.E.A.D.
Bury me next to New2!
bad text'n is one of my pet peeves!!! It shouldnt take me that long to decipher what you wrote. My bff is a repeat offender.
Sounds like you skipped over the decent men on campus and went straight to the club thugs….
#justsayin
bury me next to BP
this is one of my pet peeves as well. I also hate when people do it on facebook. WHY?! I have updated my facebook status multiple times about this…..some people's feelings were hurt but oh well *michael jordan shrug while chewing gum*
Bad texting is über annoying the failure to use punctuation or overuse….of…too…many…ellipses…really grinds my gears lyk y is it taking me 10 mins to read a 1line text. And don't even get me started on incomplete salutations like "Hey." I mean, what I'm a supposed to say back to that?! You can't even include my name? So, I say "Hey you back" and then…I…DELETE.
The End.
Ohh, I'm hit! Guilty as hell of overusing the ellipses.
*hangs head in shame* I'll do better…
Oh sh!t, wait, I mean, I'll do better.
Guilty as charged on the ellipses!
+1
Oh yea ii manag3 dat Spriint stor3 iin the mall over by th3 4evuh 21.
Flatlined…………………………………………………
People who are $exually repressed and underdeveloped. Ok past that mid 20's hump and slowly rolling to 30. If you are not comfortable with yourself our your body by this age get therapy…. I have a friend now who thinks anyone who has slept with over 3 people is a slore and that proper women just shouldnt do certain things. She also refers to her breast as "boobies" and the male anatomoy as the package……
Oh, and she only wants to date Kappas…. who have slept with less than 3 people……. Yea, they beat that number the night they crossed haha.
Oh god. Tell her she has a better chance to find a 5 legged unicorn with 4 wings and is the 8th horse of the apocalypse than finding a Cappa (misspelled on purpose lol) that has been with less than 3 people.
All I can say is, "Good luck with that."
Damn…I co-sign this like a mug.
Co-sign. It's 2010. Get over it.
Honestly, I can't think of any straight up turn offs that I have. I get randomly annoyed with different things with different people.
My fiance does things that annoy me from time to time but I'm pretty much locked in on that one. I just try to get her to not do it as much in a constructive way.
1. bad head is wack…you're already doing me a favor, don't make me be an a**hole and start criticizing. there's enough free streaming pron sites for you to have learned the basics…we don't ask for much
2. low self esteem is so unacceptable, our society is based on catering to women, SOMEONE should have gassed you to the point where you at least think you're decent by now…it's 2010 sheesh
"as long as you have a vag*na you run the entire universe" – katt williams
I am a stickler for vocabulary and spelling. The occasional mistake is acceptable but getting a tension headache from reading a facebook status or text message is just WRONG. Also, if you went through an undergrad program and don't know what the words 'plethora' and 'ravenous' mean, your alma mater needs to lose its accreditation.
Bad head…le sigh…it's not that damn hard (pun unintended). If you know basic anatomy and sex ed, you should know what areas deserve the most attention. No excuses.
Vocab, grammar, etc. I have this guy that types like this: iCant, iKnow, iDon't know, iGive up.
Feel like I'm in a gotdamn matrix. iCant.
Gotta take care of yourself. It's easy for women to slack and then blame it on the next dude. Pshh. Slack.
Judgmental people irk the daylights outta me. Can't do it.
Haha. Bad head is worse than no head. *stomps hands and claps feet*
I just saw a KW reference and I want to share this line:
"B*tch it's called SELF ESTEEM. It's esteem of yo muthaf*ckin self, b*tch. How the f*ck can I f*ck up how you feel about YOUU simple b*tch?"
Then I thought of a line in Luda's song on B.O.T.S. Come undress me I'm feeling so sexy
This is how I feel right now:
http://bit.ly/9qz0qO
d^_^b on the post.
If he has any iProducts I hat his soul. effin sheeple.
He has a blackberry. That's all I know of. Smh
I should've read the whole page, Suki handled that for me!
Someone's got to remind these people that it's Friday…I am not trying to work today! Geeesh!
Stupidity is my biggest turnoff. A woman can't be a dime in my mind until I hear her open her mouth. I've seen women plummet from nines to fours with one dumb statement.
RCLS: "You don’t have to put on a p*rn star’s performance (although, that never hurts), but being down right bad at it is worth several demerits."
*lol*
Damn you would dead her over that — what if she never done it before or never mic checked that often BUT she is willing to learn??
Bad head or worse, ["none at all is the easiest way to turn a man off.]"
AGREED… No facetime EVUH would turn me into an icebox too.
What if no one has ever told her it was bad?
Most guys are not going to complain unless she bites.
Got another annoyance…deliberate bad spelling.
Examples:
Dhat: That
yhu: you
Anything with ii at the end instead of a y. (i.e. prettii)
I'm right there with you. Abbreviations are supposed to make words SHORTER eejiot!
I'm all for phonetic spellings and leaving off word endings though
even though Most hates it…helps convey how I'm meaning to say it, adds comic effect. *shrug*Turn offs:
Women who are constantly matter-of-factual. Always have to need to re-state, respond and reduce the statements of others. These people have no understanding of fuzzy logic in everyday situations. They want people to state things a certain way oppose to striving to understand.
Women who fish for compliments fail at life and in the mirror. If you don't feel that you look awesome, I won't waste my time trying to convince you. I'll just start agreeing.
Her: "I don't like my arms/stretch marks/weight/height/makeup/clothes/sexual stamina/hair/teeth."
Me (after the 3rd time): "Me neither…"
Her: “I don’t like my arms/stretch marks/weight/height/makeup/clothes/sexual stamina/hair/teeth.”
Me (after the 3rd time): “Me neither…”
roflmaooooooo
People like that just really need to close the curtains PERMANENTLY…..
It's not my job to be your cheerleader and number 1 fan 24/7
Her: “I don’t like my arms / stretch marks/weight / height / makeup/clothes / sexual stamina / hair/teeth.”
Me (after the 3rd time): “Me neither…”
#classic
Her: “I don’t like my arms/stretch marks/weight/height/makeup/clothes/sexual stamina/hair/teeth.”
Me (after the 3rd time): “Me neither…”
**Bury me a G**
Great post guys!!