A few weeks back a friend of mine who recently moved to the DMV area asked me, “What’s up with all the old guys at happy hour?” I reminded her that I told her this would be a problem. The fact is, at 21 you want to party, at 25 you want to go clubbing, but at 32, you’re stuck between a rock and a hard place. You are well aware that your best days are behind you, but something keeps pulling you back into the nightlife. In my opinion it never takes too long for reality to hit you in the face like a ton of bricks telling you that you should probably not be in the club anymore. It could be a club fight that breaks out while you’re there, or knowing that you’ll be calling out of work tomorrow and missing an important meeting because your head is throbbing. Whatever it is, you’ve probably ignored all the signs that it’s time to hang up your club antics. Here are the 10 signs that you’re too old for the club.
11. One part of your body must always be touching the bar if there aren't any chairs.
The gangsta lean in the club is a mainstay. Once you get too old to be on the dance floor cutting a rug, you and your crew goes and finds, “a post up spot.”