9. Your eyes pop out about three inches from your head when you see the price of a Jack & coke.
If you ever take someone out to the club who hasn’t been there in a few years, if the price of admission doesn’t get them, the cost of drinks will. They’ll turn to you and say, “You know Henny cost $12 in this establishment?!” Then they make some reference to how much it costs in the liquor store or in the club when they used to be on the scene.
101. One part of your body must always be touching the bar if there aren't any chairs.
The gangsta lean in the club is a mainstay. Once you get too old to be on the dance floor cutting a rug, you and your crew goes and finds, “a post up spot.”