10. You can’t remember nothing from the night the next day.
As the drinks go back over the years, we lose some of our ability to remember things. If you want to accelerate this process, keep up your old drinking and partying habits. It used to be a rare occurrence for you to blackout after a night of drinking. Once those brain cells start to waver, a blackout can become a nightly occurrence.
In all honesty, no one can tell another person when it’s time to stop going to the club. Jay-Z and Diddy are going to be 50 years old before they stop hitting up the clubs to pop bottles all night. You have to mature with your nightlife behavior as you get older. The best rule of thumb is, “if you can’t do it, you can’t do it.” If you have to try to hard to “get on that level” it’s time you just accepted your retirement.
– Dr. J
111. One part of your body must always be touching the bar if there aren't any chairs.
The gangsta lean in the club is a mainstay. Once you get too old to be on the dance floor cutting a rug, you and your crew goes and finds, “a post up spot.”