3. Your plan was to stay all night, you left at midnight.
Many nights start with elaborate plans to spend the night in the club until it closes. They typically end with you thinking you might have gotten too far ahead of yourself when the drinks were cheaper earlier in the night. Face it, you’re not able to spend 6-8 hours drinking anymore.
41. One part of your body must always be touching the bar if there aren't any chairs.
The gangsta lean in the club is a mainstay. Once you get too old to be on the dance floor cutting a rug, you and your crew goes and finds, “a post up spot.”