8 Things The NFL Can Teach You About Love

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In honor of Super Beyoncé Bowl Sunday, I wanted to take some time and reflect on some of the lessons I’ve learned from the NFL this season. 2012 was a hell of a year. Not only did I get a new HD TV just in time to watch my favorite team (The New York Jets) implode all over my face, I ALSO got to watch my relationship disintegrate in real time. That was fun. And so, as a result of spending too many Sunday afternoons crying into a bowl of melted ice cream while wearing my Mark Sanchez jersey and my ex-boyfriend’s boxer briefs – I bring you the following insights:

1. The Two Quarterback System DOES NOT WORK.

For those of you who don’t know, the QB is the guy who throws the ball. He’s kind of the nucleus of the entire situation. It’s his job to make a play happen. While it’s important to develop players and have a deep bench (in the event of injury), you only need one starting quarterback. When applied to relationships, this means you’ve got to play your position. I’m not into gender roles and things like that, but two people vying for the same spot leads to chaos. The entire situation stops being about advancing the team and instead becomes about advancing the individual. You can’t win at love, life, or football with that dynamic. It’s stressful for everyone involved.

2.You are NOT entitled to your starting spot.

The 49er’s are in the Super Bowl this year and we’re all really indifferent thrilled, but somewhere poor Alex Smith is crying and sticking pins in a Colin Kaepernick voodoo doll. Why? Because, after Smith suffered a concussion against the Saint Louis Rams, coaches put in Kaepernick, his backup, and never looked back. I remember hearing the news on Thanksgiving that “Kaepernick will be starting next week. This is not due to Alex Smith’s injury.” It’s effed up, but the 49er’s are in the Super Bowl, so it was obviously the better choice. My point is this: our jobs, our relationships, and our roles are NOT guaranteed, so we have to do well every-single-time. I’m not saying you can’t get injured or have a bad day, but understand that people have short memories and no patience; otherwise, you might lose your spot (see also: Andy Reid). In a recent post, Dr. J wrote that he wakes up every day and tries to figure out how to be a better partner. Say what you want about his Amber Rose fetish, but that’s a man that wants to remain in the game…

3.Good football teams protect the football.

So you’d think, in this convoluted analogy, the “team” would represent the relationship, but you’re wrong. I’m convinced that a relationship is it’s own entity — a football. It’s something outside of the two individuals. You work together to push the ball forward.

Have you ever seen a player intercept the football late in the fourth quarter, run the ball down the field and, instead of going for the touchdown, he stops before the end zone to avoid giving the opposing team another chance at getting the ball? Instead of running for the points and the glory, they hit the ground to end the play. That’s because sometimes going for the big play –the huge applause or risky points – can cost you in the end. Sometimes it’s better to just play smart – small advances are often more meaningful and effective than grand gestures. Though we’re in this era of fantasy football and Facebook courtships, it’s not all about the lights and camera-ready actions. It’s about the small, hard fought advances. It’s about managing the clock and adjusting the plays. It’s about protecting the football – protecting the relationship even when doing so doesn’t result in applause and attention. I’m thoroughly convinced that if more people saw their relationship as something beyond their egos that needed protection, we’d all be better off.

4. Not even faith can obscure obvious lack of skill.

Remember Tim Tebow, the overrated beloved Christian quarterback who lucked into carried his team to the playoffs? Isn’t it odd how even with all of his “success,” The Broncos still traded him, and the team that inherited him didn’t utilize him? Well, that’s because he’s trash. Sometimes, like in relationships, we get so caught up in the narrative. We date Tim Tebow and, although we know he sucks, we stick by him because he looks good on paper, or our friends love him, or we’ve “already invested so much.” We have faith in him because he’s such a nice guy. We ride out when it’s obvious he can’t get the job done. I’m all about having faith, but God also blessed me with pragmatism. If it’s not working, have faith that someone else can do it better.

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  • MsWright2U

    This actually made me understand football. I only got as far as understanding downs, lol. Great perspective on relationships too…

  • WellEnuff

    Got shot out my fellow Jets fan. One day we'll be on top, one day.

    Got that outta my system. What about knowing when to throw it away and avoid a sack? That's how I view arguments in relationships. I'm get blitzed from all angles, and at that point the only things I'm concerned about are protecting the ball, avoiding the big hit, and throwing it away to live to see another play.

    • http://stanoffewwords.wordpress.com Tristan

      I definitely agree…RGIII won’t last long running around like that nor will you if you don’t pick your battles wisely, you really gonna get up in arms about every like on Instagram and dish in the sink?

  • http://twitter.com/MagicCityRegi @MagicCityRegi

    Great article! Wow love this as a football fan and as a woman. I cried this season over my poor Dolphins…and realized I love them, but am no longer in love with them. LOL!!

  • http://stanoffewwords.wordpress.com Tristan

    I think Im in love with this post…

    I would like to add:

    Defense wins championships- No matter how much you do and do, if you don’t put your foot down and stand pat to what you want you will never get what you want (I.e. career baby mama’s, boothangs)

    • http://twitter.com/B_rockPetty @B_rockPetty

      So true..if you don't set your standards in the beginning…those things that are "lacking" will haunt you relentlessly in the end.

  • http://twitter.com/B_rockPetty @B_rockPetty

    One of the BEST guest posts I have EVER read! To the writer..are you me? I did not get a new TV but I also just spent the entire football season watching my real life relationship flounder and die like the Giants in the second half of this season. (I will step rep them this Sunday though…DIE HARD!)

    This post was so well written and so true and so completely applicable…Wow. Who'da thunk a girl could write a guest post about r-ships on a blog written by men…in football analogies no less, and it would hit home poignantly to a lot of women.

    I kinda needed the pep talk..thanks.

  • fourpageletter

    THIS ENTIRE POST!!!!!!! WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    the nfl chick (and um.. Eagles fan…) in me WHOLEHEARTEDLY approves.
    i want to reblog this!!!!!
    My recent post QOTW: if you could learn anything, what would it be?

  • Peter Parker

    Dope post! Always attractive to see a young lady break down my favorite game. I am definitely one who believes a relationship should be viewed as a team. Both partners bringing their strengths and weakness to the table to overcome defeat and win by any means necessary.

  • Streetz

    Patia tore this up. As an analogy and mataphor whore, I loved this.

  • cynicaloptmst81

    1-4 and 6 were pure perfection!

    Loved this post! Admittedly, I'm not into sports enough to answer the question posed. But I don't believe I need to be into sports like that to know that this was still quite awesome, lol.

  • talkingtwice

    I typically don't respond to articles here, I usually read them and either smile or shake my head and keep moving but after reading this, I had to let you know it's a great article (from a Brooklyn girl at that!)

    I know that if someone starts playing (loving) with a severe injury but they lie and say it's okay, don't believe them. That injury will get worse and worse until their world (and your emotional world) explodes.

  • Laney

    So I kind of adore this post. Like, a lot. And I know nothing about football. Still a great read. I too like the 'pep talk' feel. Author seems like a fun person to hang out with. Good stuff.

  • http://glippost.wordpress.com Darrk Gable

    Hella dope post Ms. Braithwaite. The analogies that were used as illustrations give a clear picture of the portrait you paint. If folks can get even half of these down, then they're at the beginning stages of finding out just as much about themselves, as sustaining a successful relationship.

  • http://twitter.com/missFLorleanian @missFLorleanian

    I love, love, LOVE this analogy!!!!!

  • Larry

    "It’s kinda like those people who gloat about their boyfriends on Facebook: “he’s perfect, he’s lovely, he has two Super Bowl wins…blah blah blah” – we’re all rooting against you on the low. Sorry… "

    LOL!! comedy. Good post.

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