4 Types of Men All Women Unknowingly Date

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Dr. J wrote a post answering the question Do Men Feel The Pressure Of Marriage As They Age for MadameNoire.com. In my opinion, the short answer is, “yes” but it is a far different and far less impactful type of pressure than women typically feel – from themselves and those around them. You can click the hyperlink above to read more on Dr. J’s response.

In the comment section of this post, I witnessed a familiar theme when it comes to this type of discussion. Namely, when women want to reject the societal expectation that marriage is the pathway of growth, maturity, stability, and happiness for everyone on Earth everywhere, they are often highly regarded as “strong, independent, doing them, living life” and a number of other positive adjectives of that nature. When a man rejects the societal expectation that he should eventually choose one woman, get married and have child(ren) he is highly regarded as…an asshole.

Don’t get me wrong, it is very possible that all men who choose not to marry one woman are in fact assholes. Stranger phenomena have happened; however, I would like to volunteer an alternative theory today. Although, relatively speaking, I believe men are fairly simple, they are still human beings and as such, like most human beings, they are multi-faceted. With this hypothesis in mind, I offer that most men are a combination of the following five personality types depending on a variety of factors, such as age, status, happiness, or time of the day, month, or year.

If you’ve ever wondered how one man could be so sweet on Monday yet sleeping with your best friend on Friday, the following might answer your questions. In no particular order…

The Self-Centered  Asshole

His Motto: “The world is mine…”

The Self-Centered Asshole refuses to apologize for his actions, even when he’s wrong. As I said, it’s very possible that all highly-desired single men who have something to offer women within the confines of a committed relationship if only they would ever commit to any one woman are in fact assholes. There is a strong case for this to be true, because there is a large subset of men who are self-centered assholes. I’m not denying their existence. They definitely exist. I’m simply suggesting that they are not representative of the entire male species. Further, I would argue that just because a man is a self-centered asshole towards one woman, does not dictate how he acts towards all women nor does it dictate that he is incapable of being greater than a self-centered asshole towards another if he chooses. You see, despite their simplicity, most men are quite capable of adapting the type of man they choose to be based on the woman they are interacting with at the time. Often times, they choose to be the man that requires the least amount of effort. As a woman if you have found that Self-Centered Assholes are rather prolific in the population of men, perhaps not coincidentally, this is also the easiest personality for men to adapt because the only person you ever have to worry about is yourself.

The Player

His Motto: “Replace, don’t chase…”

Women confuse players for bachelors every day of the week, but they are not one in the same. They are not even close. I’ll cover The Bachelor in more detail on page two, but the primary difference is The Player makes all attempts to avoid committed relationships, and he is not above lying to do so. In fact, he prefers superficial relationships and he always prefers to entertain the company of multiple women over any one woman; whereas, The Bachelor is open to and often looking for something above superficial, yet less rigorous than marriage (preferably with one woman). Sticking to the personality type at hand, in the mind of The Player—despite all evidence that might exist to the contrary—the only thing standing between him and *insert name of woman you deem extremely attractive here* are committed relationships. Every day he wakes up next to the same woman or each day he hasn’t successfully added a new woman to his rotation is viewed as a loss. If you’ve ever been in the midst of an argument with your man and at some point his eyes glazed over and he literally looked like he could not possibly care less about the conversation at hand, that’s The Player talking to his subconscious. The Player, with varying degrees of success, is always trying to convince your man that he “doesn’t need this shit.” To The Player, just outside the door is an ever-increasing population of 20-something women that he is allegedly missing out on. Most men grow to ignore this voice…some don’t.

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  • http://stanoffewwords.wordpress.com tristan

    yes the player vs bachelor struggle is so real, the common misconception is any man with options is a player. i dont mislead, youre free to do whatever but because by default im the only one youre seeing that doesnt make you the only one im seeing or even if you are that doesnt mean youre on the path to the altar. i feel a player lies and manipulates, a bachelor is lied to and manipulated but usually to no avail which is what frustrates women so much. they keep opting into lets see where things go when they know its not going anywhere but surely they can change his mind. they cant. and dont call me shirley.

  • http://twitter.com/jtSolBroSupreme @jtSolBroSupreme

    personally, I reject the notion that a man who doesn't choose to marry is an asshole, jerk or a player. Thats not to say that some aren't, but, hell, some of them are married too…..aren't they? So marital status is really irrelevant. And it is a choice, a personal choice. Nobody has to apologize for it, explain ito anyone because it is in fact, your life. Folks are free to choose what they want in their life, who they want in their life and IF they want you in their life or not. Its really that simple…to me. I think other people project their negative feelings on someone else's choices for whatever reason, none of which really matter to me. Its your life, DO YOU. Being single doesn't mean being alone either, folks have friends family and a social life so for those who love to quote the "no man is an Island" or "he who finds a wife" [notice it didn't say go get one, it says who finds one....you need not hunt just to find], sit down somewhere. LOL

  • Dr. J

    I'm confident enough in my current self to say that i'm a bachelor. I should wonder why I always have thought George Clooney was the man. I'm okay with that for now.

    I did NOT know that the post I dropped on marriage had 64 comments. That's for that tid bit.

  • http://whatyouallow.com/ Wildflower

    I married the self centered butthole and date the confused player for a short period of time. Thank God I finally got it right…
    My recent post Questions You Should Never Ask Your Man

  • Peter Parker

    Yeah being a bachelor definitely has it's perks. Sometimes for me though, I want that husband role and while the pros of being a bachelor are great, it's nothing like having your wife as your best friend.

  • http://www.blacklatinafabulous.com Maris

    Great post. I have definitely encountered all four, though I wish I didn’t have to do so much digging to discover which a man was. We would all benefit by knowing who we are and being upfront.

    As an aside, women when they have decided to “do them” or not seek marriage have a tendency more often than not to lean towards complete independence. That to say, they date superficially, rarely let men in the home and shun relationship “benefits”. The main reason men who have determined marriage is not for them get looked down upon is because such a large percentage still actively seek “relationship/marriage benefits” while simply shunning the “responsibility/commitment” aspect. They still want to be cared for BY a woman, without providing FOR a woman. The true “Geprge Clooney’s” of the world are few and far between.

    • Uit

      Thumbs up. Especially the second half of the comment.

    • http://www.singleblackmale.org/author/wisdomismisery/ WisdomIsMisery

      I’m not sure I agree with your second paragraph for several reasons, but the one I want to discuss is this: it seems that entertaining “relationship benefits” and dating to date versus seeking marriage is subjective at best and arguably one in the same. Eg one man/woman’s “friends with benefits” is another man/woman’s idea of a relationship that should eventually progress. I say that to say, is it possible that men are simply more likely or more content to be in a relationship with no future (other than indefinite sex) than women? For the record, a piece I’m going to share tomorrow shows over 60% of men would continue dating a woman they saw no future with as a wife. I’m not sure the same can be said for women – although I have no stats to back that up.

    • 12 Point Buck

      George Clooney just dropped his old model girl for an upgraded version. This is like the 5th time he's done it. The only thing he provides for them is a lifestyle and the D. No family or kids allowed. lol

      It's kinda admirable.

    • Southerngyrl_

      I agree with your second paragraph. If you want to be single and "do you", that is cool. It is any lying and misleading that may follow that decision that ultimately frustrates women. Be honest. Some women are okay with that kind of situation.

  • B_Pretty

    LOVE all of this! I will have to write a more thorough post later. I seem to habitually attract the bachelor, which is not a bad thing necessarily, but you can see how that can have some drawbacks :o/

  • Douglas

    Excellent food for thought – I must say I've never once attempted to distinguish between the various types, and definitely need time to digest this a bit more. Fortunately and unfortunately, I've occupied space in each of the areas.

    I currently fall into the bachelor zone, yet I yearn for the day that I transition to husband/father status.

  • Uncle Hugh, BP

    "Commenter Uncle Hugh offered the following succinct outline of The Bachelor lifestyle:"

    My first post on SBM!

    The average guy goes through all four of these stages. And not necessarily in the order presented. But most guys in their 20s fall somewhere in the bachelor zone. Not really a player, but not in the husband/father zone either.