15 Things Good P Can Do

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So it was only right that 15 Things Good P Can Do had to be written, after 15 Things Good D Can Do. Because there ain’t nothing like some good P, however there is also an alarming rate of wack box that inspired another post called 6 Signs You Have Insecure P, a disease that is plaguing this great American country and even other places in the world. But f*ck it let us not focus on the negative that suck the morale out of our bedrooms but rather on, 15 Things Good P Can Do:

1. Have You Sending “I Left the Door Open for You” Texts

Every once and awhile your lady friend likes to hit the club with her girls. After a few drinks, numerous arm grabs, and ass shaking she gets out the club horny as f*ck. Who better to relinquish that tension on other than you? But you couldn’t possibly stay up to 4am just waiting. We go to sleep so we don’t get tortured waiting on that after-the-club nookie. So you got to “leave the door open”. No matter how dangerous your neighborhood is a guy will always leave his door open for some bomb P. I don’t care if he lived in Gotham City, he’s going to leave that door unlock.

2. Sleeping However to Make Sure She’s Comfortable

She could be laying on your arm, yo sh*t fell asleep hours ago, but you know what? You not gone move a muscle that P so good, you don’t care how you sleep. She could take all the cover and all the pillows and you gone make that sh*t work. You don’t wanna wake her up, after she did such a great job. What’s comfort?

3. You Can Go a Few Extra Rounds

Some women don’t think the D gets sore. But if you’ve been slanging that thang since 12am to 2am and two fat rounds later your joint is done for. Sometimes you don’t even want to touch it afterwards. However, when the P is good, you disregard all signs of chilling out. No worries though, you’ll suffer in the morning.

4. Have You Getting the Haircut She Likes Most on You

You’ve been getting the Ceasar since Junior High. One day you switched it up and copped a bald fade. She dug it, she was rubbing your head all seductively before ya’ll started knocking boots. Now ever since she said she liked it, you’ve been copping the fade. That’s what good P will do to you, have you changing habits and sh*t.

5. Telling Yo Boys You Staying In

All the guys know what’s going down when you stop hitting the streets and the club up like you use to. Every time they hit you, you say “Naw bruh, I think Imma chill with shorty tonite. I’mma get up with ya’ll later.” Soon as ya boys get off the phone they’re like “this n*gga” and clown you for a good 5 mins. Funny thing is though, you don’t give a damn.

6. Have You on theSUNK.com Trying to Find New Moves to Do

A woman with good P will have you wanting to step your D game up. You surfing the web, looking at Kama Sutra, and even going back to your p0rn stash for sex move references. Good P will have you buck naked in the bed waiting on yo girl ready to do a new move, she can’t tell if you trying to make love or wrestle.

7. Make You Sing to Her(You Cant Even Sing)

After some good sex even the most hardened criminal becomes a little goofy. Both of ya’ll will be booty naked running around the crib playing tag or singing and sh*t. Some good snappa will have a man acting like a child again.

8. Make You Consider Being Her Boyfriend

That wet wet will have you wanting to lock it down and make it official. You thought about it, because you’re not trying to have another guy double-dipping in that. You sit alone contemplating being a committed man and sh*t in your dim ass living room.

9. Have You in the Gym

Last time you looked in the mirror you noticed that six-pack wasn’t sitting like it use to. Shorty will have you getting on that treadmill and benching your life away so you don’t have to hear about Idris every damn day. Instead of eating Doritos you eating granola bars now, trying to get fit just for the bedroom.

10. Have You Tivo’ing Her Favorite Shows for When She Comes Over

When men want to keep something in their life they become all considerate and sh*t. Tivo’ing Love and Hip Hop, Scandal, and Real Housewives is a grown man move. You trying to get in there good and keep that cat stroked & tamed- I peep you playboy.

11. Have You Agreeing with Her When You Know She’s Wrong

Man you’re not trying to do anything that may jeopardize you getting some tonight. If she thinks Usher is a better performer than Michael Jackson, you go with that. If she thinks Lil Scrappy will always be a better lyricist than Nas, you go with that. If she says Jordan could never guard Lebron, you roll with it. No matter what you’re slam-dunking tonight.

12. Have You Cooking(You Only Got 1 Go-To Dish Though)

What did you cook? Most likely it was chicken breasts and broccoli maybe it was asparagus(Benzino style). Every man has one go-to dish that they have perfected and please believe me they will use that sh*t when the time comes.

13. Make You Wanna Have Phone Sex

Man, you were too grown for phone sex about ten years ago. But when you hear her voice and she talking all nasty, you gotta whip the thang out. She’s either out of town or maybe you are, but you gone get yours regardless. She knows how to keep a man entertained even when she’s not physically there, she’s definitely a keeper.

14. Spend His Last on Some Rubbers

You could have $13.78 in your account, but if she hits you up you gone cop that $8 pack of Bareskins condoms and buy some MckieD’s for dinner that night. I know how the game goes. She’s probably got food at her house anyway, right? It’s not everyday that you get to bounce in some wet and springy… F*ck it, we just gone have to starve tonight lol.

15. Pulling Out Every 2 Minutes

Good P will have you pulling out, giving yourself pep talks, and stroking superslow just so you can hang. You know its good when you put your thang in and out of the stash like it tickles. How about when its so good you can’t even look down at it, because if you do it’s over?

What is some other stuff good P can make a man do? When was the last time you put it down on a man? How did he react afterwards?

-TheSUNK.com(the Sh*t U Need 2 Know)

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  • http://stanoffewwords.wordpress.com/ Tristan

    Nice shameless plug…but yeah all pretty accurate. Only thing i can add to the haircut is clothes in general, we all still have outfits #bombp picked out or said she liked you be taking a selfie at work hoping she notices the bowtie she said she liked on men

  • Dolo

    Have you contemplating dipping in the red sea during that one week off…personal experience.

    Even if she is a known h*e, have you willing to wife her. (kim k)

    And of course the biggie…have you willing to dip in raw and risk having that baby and possibly catching a disease.

    • theSUNK | Sh*t U Need 2 Know

      Yeah period s3x is taboo, but if you’ve been dating a chick for a year or more- sometimes it just goes down.

    • Kema

      We’ve all see that Kim K isnt but so good in bed. lol! I also never get the h*o claims on Kim K. She hasnt been linked to that many men. And when she was she had the benefit of a relationship.

      • Dolo

        I didn’t see the tape lol. I just assumed it was good for ray j to make a song saying he hit it first. I actually agree with her not being a h*e. I guess more of what I was getting at, is being willing to wife her despite knowing her “past”. Everyone has a past and we only know about hers because she is famous. But men usually say they can’t look past it if they know it.

  • JOhn Crawford

    I can say I have done everything on this list at some point- not all for 1 woman (though i done at least 8 for my Ex-Fiancee

  • Kema

    Hah! Many of these sound like luv in addition to good p.

  • http://www.facebook.com/ajabritt Hustlyn Diva

    I think 15 is a given, any woman should know once that strok slows up you should mentaly give yourself a lil pat on the back….I think for the others those are things clearly only he and maybe his boys would know that he does or did for a woman because she got that good good…
    example: love jones – his boy knew why he cooked breakfast

  • K Lust

    Number 15 just gave me a boner lol. That’s the best one on the list. Kema is right though, this list does sound like love. You can’t get all of this from a woman that you are only ‘casual’ with.

  • http://www.OpinionatedMale.com/ Mr SoBo

    #15. Agreed.
    All other items seem more like the evolution of a burgeoning relationship.

  • Damn He Got A Point

    This was too real lol I have nothing else to offer .

  • Courtney Sanders

    I agree totally, as long as you don’t become simpish and pu$$y whipped

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