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Happy Labor Day

Happy Labor Day

Enjoy your day off … because we all are! Happy Labor Day … the foolishness empowering wisdom will return tomorrow! -SBM aka I ain’t doing sh*t

“Unfair” Reasons He Stopped Calling

“Unfair” Reasons He Stopped Calling

Life is not fair. I mean, bad things happen to good people.  George W got elected to office twice.  Katrina went ahead and f*’d up all kinds of folks for now good reason.  Tsunami’s, war’s in Africa, and children without hands for blood diamonds.  If you think about it … the world is kind of [...]

Stop Digging! He’s Perfect!

Stop Digging! He’s Perfect!

Noreinne: Hey, I think Marcus from last night is feeling you. Joshilindisha: Who? Nor: You know, the tall dark skin brother from last night? Jo: Girl please? He probably got a kid! Nor: Nope. He has no kids. Jo: Please, so he knows how to use a condom. He probably has commitment issues! Nor: Naw.  [...]

They Still Make You?

They Still Make You?

I was sitting one night on my balcony enjoying the lake and sipping on a night cap.  The exact thought process leading me  to my next though is irrelevant … but I soon found myself reliving a memorable scene from college … SBM: “You don’t do what?” Anomaly: “I don’t give head” SBM: “You don’t [...]

Rantings of a SBM

Rantings of a SBM

**************** This Friday we decided to give the internet another opportunity to rant and let the world know what’s on their mind.  Rantings post are us putting some of the most random thoughts for public consumption.  And the only thing better, is what you are going to rant about in the comments. Enjoy. – SBM [...]

Controlling Women … Ugh

Controlling Women … Ugh

Sheronishaquan Jenkins: Um, what are you wearing? Jamal Jenkins: Excuse me? SJ: What is it that you think you are wearing to bed? JJ: The same thing I wear to bed every night. What are you talking about? SJ: Please say out loud what you have on. JJ: Uhhhh … boxers SJ: And what color [...]

Husbands are punks?

Husbands are punks?

SBM: Man … sometimes I wonder if I will be able to keep the future Mrs. SBM happy.  Will I be a good husband? Old Black Barber: What you talking about young buck? SBM: I’m saying, even with all the information I’m dishing out, I still don’t understand women. They remain batsh*t crazy a mystery. [...]

Misogyny: Why it’s still a problem!

Misogyny: Why it’s still a problem!

It is no secret here that SBM loves “ignorant rap” music (I wish a mother f*****r would try to judge me too … lol). I have even decided to share my vast knowledge with the world in my “Moments Of Ignorance” posts … there is a dark side to all this … a very dark [...]

The Worst I Ever Had

The Worst I Ever Had

**** Admin Note **** While SBM is still running around Europe with a backpack and whatever money he can grab out the ATM … enjoy the continued stylings of Cashmere Jones. – SBM ************* Its summertime and sun dresses and sandals are back in full force. The ladies are sporting the results of that winter [...]

I giveth the p***y … and I taketh away

I giveth the p***y … and I taketh away

***Admin Note*** I’m still running around Europe. Get at me on twitter (twitter.com/SingleBlackMale). – SBM ***************** Shequanita Robins: Baby, I have something to tell you. Jamilerian Jenkins: Sure, anything. By the way, I got a sample of that new Fire & Ice condoms. SR: Well … that actually is a great segway into what I [...]

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