14 Reasons Why Each Team Should Win the NBA Lottery Tonight

Pistons Lottery Winner

Before I even get started, please take a moment to drink in the majesty of the above picture… (still drinking…) I played the NBA Lottery Simulator on ESPN.com and got this on the FIRST try. Clearly the Pistons will win the Lottery today. DON’T YOU DARE RUIN THIS FOR ME! Ok, so the NBA Lottery […]

What the Hell Does Roger Goodell Have to do to Ruin the NFL?


If you care about sports at all, you’ve no doubt learned that the NFL handed down a ridiculous suspension/fine/loss of draft pick punishment to the New England Patriots and Tom Brady. By any reasonable measure, this was an overreach by Roger Goodell, a commissioner whose reputation and legacy are wholly defined by missteps like this. […]

Three Reactions to an Amazing Sports Saturday


Saturday was awesome. It was one of the few nights where even my wife couldn’t be mad that it would revolve around sports. I had the keys to the castle, and generally the events that night didn’t disappoint. First up, the Kentucky Derby. This is infinitely more fun when you’re actually there it turns out. […]

Are the Atlanta Hawks and Chicago Bulls Still Threats to Win the East?

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When the NBA Playoffs started, I was excited as always. After the first couple days, though, reality started to set in. Seven of the eight series were 2-0. I had been staying up way too late for nothing. As things have played out, a couple matchups in the East have become unexpectedly competitive. Now we’re […]

The NBA Playoffs are Back! Here are the Four Things to Wish For


The NBA Playoffs are finally (finally!) upon us. We made it, y’all. If you’re an NBA fan you’ve been ready since about the All-Star break. So to commemorate this monumental occasion, let’s take a look at the four things I want to see most when the NBA’s second season starts this Sunday(!). The Oklahoma City […]

Yeah Yeah, Duke Won…But I’m Still Getting These Jokes Off! Hater’s Post!


Ok, look…that was a great game. However, I can’t let this moment go without spreading more hate for Duke. Seriously, f*ck Duke. Here’s why: All the Black dudes on Duke’s team have the same haircut. And that’s super corny. Like one of them learned how to cut hair and they all just go to him […]

Money Where Your Mouth Is…Will Kentucky Win it All?


I love Cinderellas in the Final Four, but this is a dream matchup. You have everything: Big name programs? Check. Hall of Fame coaches? Yup. A chance at history? Kentucky could go 40-0. A team to root against? Duke is still Duke. I was going to watch the Final Four anyway, but this…this could be […]

#FullCourtreFRESH: How YOU Can Refurbish Basketball Courts in YOUR City


  You’ll have to indulge me on this one. I know the NCAA Basketball Tournament is about to start on Thursday. And I know I should be writing a post where I pick a winner (Kentucky) or complaining about a team that shouldn’t be in (Oklahoma State). But I’m not going to do that this […]

So who the Hell is the NBA MVP This Season?

Miami Heat's LeBron James holds the NBA's MVP trophy before Game 1 of their NBA Eastern Conference second round basketball playoff series against the Indiana Pacers in Miami

The NBA season is winding down, and one of the best stories to follow has been the MVP race. For the first time in a while, this race feels truly wide open. LeBron James is still the best player in the league, but it took him a while (and a strange two-week midseason vacation) to […]

It Finally Happened: The Worst Play in NBA History


There’s quite a bit going on in sports. The NFL offseason’s free agency has begun with a flurry of franchise taggings. The NBA’s MVP and postseason race has begun. And the MLB’s spring training has kicked off where it’s warm (jealous). But we have plenty of time to tackle that stuff. History was made in […]