4 Easy & Completely Reasonable Things RG3 Should Do to Reclaim His Career

Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III pulls on his hair as he reaches  the sidelines after leaving the game with an injured right leg against the Seahawks during the fourth quarter of their NFL playoff football game, Sunday, Jan. 6, 2012, in Landover, Md. Seattle defeated Washington 24-14. (AP Photo/Richard Lipski)

Look, I love Robert Griffin III. I really hope he figures it out and becomes a productive quarterback once again. So I’m not here to criticize his play (which has been bad since the end of his rookie season), or figure out what other teams should try to get him (been done to death). I’m […]

No But Seriously, I Think I’m Picking the Dallas Cowboys for the Super Bowl :-/

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I teased this last week, but it’s officially time to come clean: I think the Dallas Cowboys will do well this season. Like…really well. *dons flame suit* As a Detroit Lions fan, I’m well aware of how stupid it is to put your faith in a team that will surely let you down. When the […]

Three and a Half Stories to Look Forward to This NFL Season

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With the annual Hall of Fame game in the books, the 2015 NFL season has officially started(!!). Time to shift from “I wish football was back” tweets to “(fill in the blank) looked really good in training camp!” tweets. Soon we’ll get tweets about actual, you know, games. But until then, we’ll look ahead to […]

Introducing the Calvin Candie Scale of Racism in Sports!

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Took a week off from SBM during the slow sports month of July and everyone decided to go all 12 Years a Slave! In case you missed it, Hulk Hogan, Colin Cowherd, and Charles Haley (of all people) decided to collectively step in it over racial topics the past few days. Each made a fool […]

Time to Settle This: Serena Williams is the GOAT feat. Shamira Ibrahim

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This past weekend, Serena Williams won Wimbledon for the sixth time after (relatively) easily beating Garbine Muguruza. Unhappy simply enjoying the moment, the question came back to mind… Is Serena the greatest ever? Thing is, I’ve never really set about answering this question. So without years of research to rely on, I did the next […]

With Mo Williams on Board, Who Else Should GM LeBron James Bring to Cleveland?

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Big news out of the NBA this week as free agency kicked off. Most importantly, I was right…again! Also, late Monday night Mo Williams agreed to re-join LeBron James and the Cleveland Cavaliers. This is hilarious for a lot of reasons, not the least of which is the avalanche of tweets you all dug up […]

Here’s Why LaMarcus Aldridge has to Sign With the Spurs

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Took a breather after a long NBA season. To sum it up quickly: I was right. LeBron James may have proved as much in losing as he would if he won. Somehow we’re already turning the page to next season, and that begins with the Draft and Free Agency. Last week’s draft came and went […]

Two Games Into the NBA Finals…Will the Cavs or Warriors Win it All?

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We’re eight quarters and two overtimes into a surprisingly (for me anyway) competitive NBA Finals, and I’m at a crossroads. Hardly anything has gone how I predicted. The Warriors can’t shoot. The Cavs took a game in Oakland. Stephen Curry is airballing game winners. LeBron James is carrying the Cavs (which I predicted) and it’s […]

Sorry LeBron, The Golden State Warriors are Winning the NBA Finals in Five

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We are just a few short days from the end of the NBA season. We’ll get to the recap in the coming weeks, but for now let’s appreciate what we have: A matchup between the best team in the league and the best team the shaky Eastern Conference could muster. Ummmm, a matchup between the […]

14 Reasons Why Each Team Should Win the NBA Lottery Tonight

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Before I even get started, please take a moment to drink in the majesty of the above picture… (still drinking…) I played the NBA Lottery Simulator on ESPN.com and got this on the FIRST try. Clearly the Pistons will win the Lottery today. DON’T YOU DARE RUIN THIS FOR ME! Ok, so the NBA Lottery […]