Welcome to Wedding Season


 Share on Tumblr  ‘Tis the season of the grownest and sexiest event of them all, the Spring/Summer wedding. All the months of planning, arguing, overspending budgets, last minute changes and furious weight loss finally culminate on one day of beautiful, marital bliss. No matter how you feel about the institution of marriage itself, you can’t […]

Where? There.


 Share on Tumblr With enough persistence, a guy can talk his girl into just about anything in between the sheets.  It’s no secret that it’s not that women won’t do certain things in bed, it’s just that she has to feel comfortable with the person she’s doing it with.  The right guy can have a […]

Baby…You Suck.


 Share on Tumblr There’s never an easy way to let someone down, which is why people classically tip toe around the truth to “let them down easy”.  In the workplace, it’s never easy to criticize a co-worker/superior/employee, but in the interest of running a lucrative operation, you have to deliver the news. In between the […]

Now That It’s Over


 Share on Tumblr The gentlemen here at SBM pride themselves on being able to give you honest, fresh and in-depth objective analysis and advice on some of life’s more interesting situations.  I, on the other hand happen to be a bit more sarcastic and shallow in my advice and analysis of the finer things in […]

Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Peace


 Share on Tumblr **The following conversation takes place between 3:45 and 3:49** Elliot: Honey, can you pass me a beer? Mercedes: Why don’t you get one of them b*tches to get you a beer… Elliot: Wha…what are you talkin’ about? Mercedes: Them b*tches that you had all up on you @ Joe’s BBQ gettin’ you […]

What Your Man Does When You’re Not Lookin’

This guy is focused.

 Share on TumblrYou’ve always wanted to know, haven’t you.  Probably not the foremost thing in your mind so much as an idle curiosity.  Don’t worry, it’s not as bad as you think…or maybe it is.  In any event, I’m going to give you an idea of some of things that happen when you’re not home/around […]

Wrappin’ It Up

"Whaddya mean you're not in the mood now?"

 Share on TumblrI know her hair isn’t wrapped but I couldn’t resist… The following conversation takes place between 11:47pm and 11:49pm: M’Likshawnquan: You gonna take that thing off? Jane: Damn baby, you getting straight the point tonight, huh?  ::Starts taking shirt off:: M’Likshawnquan: Not the shirt…well actually keep taking the shirt off…I was talkin’ about […]

Oral Lovemaking For Dummies


 Share on Tumblr Any sophisticated gentleman well versed in the art of the climax usually boasts a very strong face game.  They have to possess intangible skills that catapults them into the realm of making women believers and enthusiastic h*ad givers.  During the well publicized drought of good black men, having impeccable linguistic talents will […]

The Ugly Truth

You want the truth?

 Share on TumblrAs I was reading through the comments of the good Dr.’s post yesterday, there was a general sentiment expressed by the ladies that maybe men should be more forth right in their dealings instead of running intricate schemes in order to “win”.  Which is fine.  In the same breath, it was also revealed […]

If She Ruled His World…

 Share on Tumblr***Jesus told me to be easy on Good Friday, so here’s a throwback.  Happy Easter and what not…*** No warm and fuzzy intro, let’s sit right down and go to church.  Today’s message from my pulpit is about controlling women.  From my novice observations, there are two types of controlling women.  The first […]