Rantings of an SBM

 Share on TumblrSlim Jackson This week actually went by pretty quickly. Not sure if that means I had a good week or I was just really busy. My basketball team is headed to the playoffs after winning 5 games in a row. I’m trying to get some footage of me dunking on some feeble bballer. […]

Recession Proof: The Cost of Being Single

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 Share on TumblrSome industries are said to be recession proof, porn and liquor for instance – mofos need a nutt and a buzz no matter what! I’ve always felt that relationships are easier than being single and not just because of the economic implications. A brother like me likes stability, “routine”, knowing who I’m dealing […]

Rantings of an SBM

 Share on TumblrSlim Jackson This week was aight til Thursday. I’m in recruiting, so there’s nothing like placing somebody at a job and then having them get fired the first day. I really don’t like fire fighting. Played in my first league bball game. My team managed to lose a 10 point lead with a […]

Rantings of an SBM

 Share on TumblrMr. FAQs Is a donut any better for you if you walk .6 miles to get it? For two days I went on a Taco Bell Fresca taco craze…on the third day my body said it was displeased. I hate for (good) books to end. I feel like the Houston Comets. My championship […]

You Mighta Seen Me In The Streets

 Share on Tumblr..but shawty you don’t know me One time I was out for drinks with a group of friends, some of us had invited guests while others were out looking for future guests to invite. One of the chicks my patnah had invited didn’t know anyone in our group so naturally, she gravitated towards […]

Rantings of an SBM

 Share on Tumblr***** Admin Note ***** I (SBM) am renting out a room in my condo for Inauguration.  Its right next to the metro … so you don’t have to worry about the fact that every road in the city will be closed.  If your interested … email me at [email protected] … I got pictures. […]

Rantings of an SBM

 Share on TumblrMr. FAQs I’m still on my H-Town high…you don’t know what you got til its/their gone. “BITCH I’m WIRED UP!” is my new theme in life…along with “bust it wide open,” “damn n*gga she just love me,” “rack daddy,” “ricky bobby” et al. I need to work on being more focused and mentally […]

Rantings of an SBM

 Share on TumblrWelcome to this special holiday version of Rantings of an SBM.  For you poor bastards in the office (while I’m grabbing some good shopping deals) and those of you that love us so much to come spend some time while on your vacation. Slim Jackson Last minute holiday shopping is not the move. […]

Rantings of An SBM

 Share on Tumblr***Late Admin Note*** My submission for the blogger fantasy is up at Rants of a Wild Child.  I kept it calmer than I usually would have out of respect … but … I had to do it. Its all in fun. ********************** Mr. FAQs I really have to work on my patience. Riddle […]

Rantings of an SBM

 Share on TumblrSlim Jackson If you follow me on Twitter, you know that I went to the dentist this week. Had that needle in my gums, numb from the caine. Sounds like some drug pushin rap line doesn’t it? It sucked. I spent half the day drooling and looking intoxicated. And I have to go […]