Its Friday again … so time to release so stress at the end of the week.
- I haven’t admitted it … but I love white women. My last girlfriend was caucasian and while I do date black women, they have continued to depress me and convince me why I will marry a white woman. Last black woman I dated, asked her to make me a sandwhich … and she laughed. My ex was making me them after 2 weeks. Would have made a whole post on it … but thats doing too much.
- I barely go to the club anymore. I feel like I’m way too young to have outgrown the club, but damn if it just doesn’t do it for me. I used to love crowded clubs (I’m a big guy so I just moved people) … but now I can’t stand people touching me. Its hot, I want to sit down, and damn if girls at the club don’t even do it for me. Besides … women aint touching their toes anymore … whats the point.
- I was joking about the white woman thing. I love my Nubian Queens (unless your an angry bitter b*tch … can’t stand ya’ll).
- I miss my old car. I had an Acura TL, sold her for something “practical”, then got so bored I bought a motorcycle. Now I miss her … soooooooo much!
- I really love breasts. I just don’t understand why so many guys are ass men. I will admit that a great ass can make you double take quicker then nice breasts … but when it matters (sex) … the breasts offer hours of fun. You can push em up … down … around … squish them together … pull them apart … the options are endless. An ass … you can smack it … what else?
- “My Dougie … My Dougie … My Dougie … she says she likes my Dougie (I’m fresh) … My Dougie (I’m Fresh) … I’m Flyer than a motherf*cker!”
- My “first” didn’t believe I was a virgin. She refused to believe that I had never had sex with anyone else. You would think hearing something like that could make you lazy … happy … complacement. But not me … felt like I had a bar to meet now. Just so she never saw a “degradation” in quality, I analyzed everything I did, identified the good things, and dropped the bad. That is the reason I now waaaaaayyyyyyy overthink sex. I guess the satisfaction of others at the cost of myself … eh.
Thats it for me. I feel a lot better.
Now … good people of singleblackmale.net … family … whats on your mentally checked out, is it 5 o’clock yet, I don’t want to be here, the weekend started at 9am, ITS FRRRIDDDDAAAYYY mind.