Just to lighten things up … I figured I would take some time to write about something I love in this world. Something that brings me great joy and happiness in my life. Something that just talking about gives me that warm feeling inside.
I’m talking about breasts …
Yes … breasts!
“But SBM … aren’t you a black man?! Don’t you love booty”. Well … I do like booty … but I love breasts.
This has been a constant point of argument amongst my friends. I mean I’m like this living anomaly with them. They all seem to unanimously agree about the greatness of asses over breasts … but I just don’t see it.
So … in classic SBM fashion … let me share with the world just a few of the reasons I adore, admire, and enjoy … those beautiful Betty Boopers
Variation
You have teardrop shaped ones. You have big and full. You have saggers. You have nice and perky. In addition to that you have the areolas … offering ever more change and variation. Throw nipple variations into the mix, and you have a virtual infinite possibilities. I can’t speak for everyone … but I like options! You got about 4 shapes of ass … and thats it.
They sit right below the face
To get a peek at a girl’s ass, she has to turn around or be looking sideways. The breasts are presented right after the smile. Its like “Hi, my name is Pamela. These are my two friends”. In addition, you are never surprised by a buttaface. How many times have you seen booty that makes you double take … only to see a face that makes your eyes start to tear up … too many times to count. No surprises with breasts. Also, when making love … I can see her face and whatever freaky thing she is doing with your tongue … in addition to her glory bouncing up and down.
Funner to play with
You can squeeze em together, pull em apart, put something in between them, play with nipples, trace the areola … the list goes on for days. A butt can be smacked, grabbed, and rubbed. If I’m missing something … let me know.
They get more attention
From the beginning of time breasts have gotten more attention. There were push up bras, then came tissue stuffing, then came plastic surgery. Only recently have I started to hear about ass implants … and that’s it. Fine … I’ll count Parasuco jeans back when they were hot …
So … thats it. No anger inciting post. Nothing to get everyone riled up. I love breasts and the whole world should know!
To all the women out there smuggling midgets in their back side … SBM loves you too … but you those busting out for the world with them sweater kittens … I think SBM loves you just a little more.
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….way to lighten things up SBM, let's see if it works. we all know that our dysfunctional family can turn ANYTHING into an argument.
have a good day all…headed to the gym to work on perking up these DD's i'm lugging around.
@SBM – As a fellow anti-simp and anti-chivalry team member I have to disagree with you on this one. Although I love breast I LOVE an ass even more. I mean when you are doing your thing you can really express how you feel about the ass. I didn't really start to get into breast until I got in a relationship. My ex had DD's and I learned to appreciate breast more but not as much as an ass.
*Sad Face* My B-cups are a sagging mess! Ok, not really… but they aren't as perky as they use to be!!! Old age sucks!
So anyway… lol… SBM you are a mess for this one homey. I don't consider myself to really have either, although I'm very proportionate for my size. Hopefully, this blog does lighten the mood.
@Humble: why is it I can never find even on supporter? Even my own brother doesn't feel me.
I kind of wish my boobies were smaller. They came out of no where 5 years ago. I WAS a full perky C. And now a 36DD. But I think as long as there is a nice azz to boobie ratio…then im straight.
I still am a little concerned however my mother and her sisters are all B's. But my grandma on both sides had HUGE breasts. Im talking parts of the alphabet I aint ever never heard of in a bra. I am NOT too ashamed to say that I am at the last sizes in Victoria Secret and sometimes I do venture over to Lane Bryant for my bras (even when people giving me the side eye-like why the hell she in here).
They make really really pretty stuff. And they measure well.
SBM….it wasn't tense yesterday…LOL
I've always been self-concious of my breasts because unfortunately some men seem to to be talking to them and I want to yell–"Excuse me, I'm up here." I can't see why women go have surgery to increase the size when those of us who are blessed with them sometimes wished we weren't–especially when it comes to buying a bra. To me they are a curse at times.
@SBM – I don't know. I mean its so many things you can do with it. I think what does it for us is that there is that sex organ right near it. When you are getting it and looking at a round ass at the same time it is a beautiful thing. Plus ass lasts longer than breast.
@Humble: I will concure that ass has a longer shelf life and it is near that "golden box" … but it breasts look just as good during sex. And what about when your bored? Nothing passes the time better like pinching a nipple (although cupping ass does hold some appeal).
@Others: Never every curse your large mammaries! They are gifts to you and the rest of the world. Who say the Dave Chappelle skit when that girl's big breasts saved the world?
well i have perfect breasts. i love them. they are a 34C with a 27 inch waist and 36 inch hips. and they are round and perky. i only pride myself on them so much because i dont have a booty. i have the type of butt where if i were white you would say "damn look at that ass on that white girl." but since i am black, i am lacking. i blame my older sister, she took all the booty.
nonetheless, my bootylessness doesnt slow me down. and men have been fascinated by my breasts. now as i embark on a new workout routine, i hope i dont lose them.
speaking of workout, my ass literally hurts from all the squats that ive been doing to work on my butt. its paying off tho because my jeans are looking better and the men have been noticing. no pain, no gain i guess.
we lightened up at BFF as well today. please read my anti men bashing post. and feel good about yourself today.
cheerio,
fefe
@Comeback: WTF! So many women would die to have a bigger rack…it saddens me to hear women even hint at the word: "reduction".
* SIGH *
This is hilarious. I have some giant ass boobs on my chest. I mean bigger than every other woman in my family, however, they all got a bit more ass and hips than me so I feel entitled. Now to SBM and Humble, I think there are some special things about an ass, when in a certain position or two, that should make you appreciate it all equally, but I've got one question for the men here, pertaining to said "golden box":IF you are all anti-simping and anti-chivalrous, does a woman's pleasure mean anything to you during sex? Or unless you totally care about her is it "I got mine" now you be up and out?" Just curious…
@FeFe: I think Andre3000 said it best: "She don't even need to have a big ol' butt…just something proportional to her body."
I think that beautiful = a woman knowing she is sexy. However, I do like your numbers. My numbers are 777-9311 😉 Holla!
@Jaclyn: I care about a woman's pleasure iff it's not a jump-off. As the late, great Bernie Mac said – it's a race to the finish – don't run too slow. lol
Hell I want a reduction RIGHT NYH!!!
Lawd if only I had smaller breast it would make everything else look smaller. I have a large hip section, a big butt and big ol breastisis…and my friends who have the same lower body proportion but smaller breast just have a sexier appeal in my opinion. I wish I was a small C to be completely honest…a very small C.
Even at my smallest(a size 2) I still had a size D breasts and big ol booty…it was like you could poke me and I would tip over either way…lol. Now that I'm chillin at an 8ish everything just seems so much bigger. So I decided that if I was going to be thick all over I'm going to do it Serena Williams style(well maybe not that toned)…but I'm going to tighten it up everywhere instead of trying to shrink it(shouts out to Jason my trainer).
But I must admit, I do love my grown woman body shape much more than my early college years body.
@SBM – I like they way they move and look during sex. You are talking about that circular motion. I love that too. I never played with the nipples when bored. But I always loved falling to sleep with a 36DD in my mouth.
@Jaclynn – Speaking for myself I care. Only some young guys don't care. The only way I don't care is if I don't like you.
@Anti-dater – cosign #13 post
@Teacia-LOL,
@Humble-…ummm…I get shocked more and more everyday. My only question to you now is if you don't like her why is she in your bed?
I know I am good for being like uggh…this negro sucks and I'm never giving it to him, only to hear "omg that was so good" get the f*ck out of my face a$$hole. TskTsk…
LMAO@ sweater kittens
I remember a bf of mine …his private nickname for me was perckie-titty. To this day I still don't REQUIRE a bra and I'm at a 36C. There's just really perky and I LOVE to wear turtleneck sweaters…lol
Jaclynn my sweetie is the king of anit-simpin so it seems…and if there's anything he cares about it's definitely pleasing me…a little too much actually. I never thought I would date someone so focused on pleasing me that he forgets to be pleased himself.
Ah hell, maybe I'm just not putting it down like I used to. *sighing*…and here I was thinking I was in my prime…a seasoned woman if you will…I guess I was wrong.
Carry on folks. *deeply sighing*
@Hunni: I have a friend who's HUGE…she's a like a 40DDD or something ridiculous like that and she NEVER has to wear a bra…she's so toned it's sickening.
I'm seething with envy even as I type this.
@Teacia-I'm so proud that you have one whose so focused. You know it's weird…that older guy from the 'ville kept doing that….I heard "I don't have to finish as long as you do" on so many days. Well that was good, cause if he finishes then I'm sore as hell and can't walk, but I'd kind rather take the pain and let him get him. And I'm sure you're doing juuuuust fine. Trust me 😉
"@Comeback: WTF! So many women would die to have a bigger rack…it saddens me to hear women even hint at the word: “reduction”. "
Well I actually went with my friend to her consult (dr. 90210 style) when she was having some work done. And I asked about a breast reduction, and he told me to get out of his office.
@anti-dater: i am calling you right now as we speak…..
you didnt answer. sighhhh… i cant take rejection.
on another note: i like my body because i can go in a store, pick up a size 4 or a medium and walk out. i get home and get ready for my date. put on the clothes and they fit. i dont have to try on 5 sizes and styles until i find something that looks good on me. so if i have to have a lil less booty to be able to have these priveleges, then that fine with me.
i do dream about making it clap one day. **daydreams** but that wont happen unless i gain 30 pounds and i am not into gaining weight either.
@SBM–My Double Ds say thanks for the appreciation and admiration!
Just discovered the site and I love it! Thanks for the appreciation of the breast! I think thet my best asset, eventhough I have nice hips and ass too. But the twins always get the most attention! They get stared at and often conversations are directed towards them, too bad they can't talk back. I just laugh and direct the conversation upwards. The only thing I hate about them is it makes it harder for me to find clothes that fit an hourglass shape like mine, but that's what a good tailor is for(tip for my other hourglass ladies). Keep up the admiration SBM and remember, it's ok to stare at the twins, but direct the convo towards the face!
@Jaclynn – when I said I dont like her I meant that she is a jump-off. I am not in a relationship with her and i like her enough to have sex with her but not be committed to her. There some women with personalities and attitudes so bad that I coud care less how good they look I dont want to have anything to do with them.
@FeFe: They got "Make it Clap" lessons at the "Ms. New Booty Skool". I'd be glad to inspect after you spent a month or two at da Skool…
@Comeback: That Doctor deserves a commendation. Finally, something is right with our healthcare system!
@Teacia – Who is your freind? Where is she? Is she from Detroit? lol
@Comeback-Girl, stop, and where's my e-mail?
@Humble-I see. I don't think I've really been a jump off or bust it baby or anything…but I might have used a person or two…
Yes it does make it harder to find clothes. I'm guilty of switching the top of one size with the other so the top will fit. I'm sure somebody at the store has cursed when they get the top and see it doesn't go with the skirt or pants.
I don't like tops that fit too smug unless I'm trying to really show off my assets and in that case I just buy something low cut.
@Comeback – My ex was the same size as you and wanted a reduction because of back problems. I could not understand why. They were big but not huge. I didnt want her to get it done for my own selfish reasons. Her health was what was important not me. She started working out again and the pain was basically gone.
Humble…you can find her in the Aaaaaaaa'!!
Naw she's in Atlanta and in a "happy long term but not really going anywhere fast" relationship.
Sigh .. I love my MINE! .. been with me since 3rd grade when I had my first training bra. As long as I keep a stomach that is flatter than my frontal assets I'm good… I'm working on getting a 24 inch waist again and hopefully they will be back down to 34D's and a size 4. For now .. I'm doing well with my size 12 and 36DD's. And A*s well i've never really had one until I moved hear and the mambo sauce and super sized wings …somehow pumped it up .. but squats are helping that as well.
@Jaclynn: I thin I have made it known that pleasing a woman is one ofmy paramount goals in life. I had a friend in college who literally said "If I bust … I'm good" and thats it. Me on the other hand are consulting books, getting tips, and getting stuff shipped from the orient just to keep her happy.
Even jump offs get a good showing.
And just because you don't like a girl doesn't mean you can't or shouldn't sleep with them. What planet are you from?!?!
@SBM: I went through a phase where I couldn't do it with a woman I didn't like…then I realized something quite profound: Me and chicas ain't nothin but mammals…so we should do it like they do it on the Discovery channel.
Jaclynn I sent the email…i hate email I have a cabillion unasnwered ones in there.
Humble I don't think DDs get you a back problem….but I do think a doctor would do it if you used that as a reason.
@SBM – Those type of dudes are always chasing after women so they can afford to be that way. I dont chase after women hard so I don't have the luxury of not caring. Plus i know u get more when u do a good job. The jump-offs get a decent show but I don't go out of my way like i would for a friend with benefits or a girlfiend.
@SBM-Yes, well you're different lol…Stuff from the Orient…hmm goodies!
I try not to think about that lol
My 42Ds humbly accept your adoration and admiration. 🙂
@Tiffany: Ooooooooo!!! Ahhhhhhhh!!!
Ladies, Bra 24/7 or let 'em breath?
I ask because ever since I started developing and became aware of the fact that I'd be a large chested woman, I always ALWAYS keep a bra on. I'm afraid of them sagging as I age so I try to keep one on at all times. What's your take?
@Belle-Hell no, I can't stand to be confined within clothes period. The less the better, but I love good bras…pretty ones with lace and such.
Belle it's 24/7 unless I'm sleeping with my man. I like having the support.
all i have to say…
women's volleyball.
Oh wait, am I the only chic who didn't directly mention my bra size…will the 38DD's please stand up!
I saw a man the other day..and he had to be at least a 34c.
Disgusting.
lol Teacia, you weren't the only one. I'll save that for those who know me outside of cyberspace.
Naw, Teacia I didn't directly mention mine either, but it's substantial…plus I think I'll go with Shelia here.
…man, so much for missing the discretion boat. i'll catch you ladies on your way back around.
This topic reminds me of why I like Toccara.
SBM it's nice to know that you appreciate breasts so much. it makes us women with NO ass feel a little bit better… ;o)
@sbm nice topic change i love it lmao
wow, i didnt start getting a body till i got to college, dancing and such stunted my…growth, but all the women in my family except for my freakishly large cousin on my fathers side dont get tig ol' bitties until after pregnancy so i'm paitently waiting..*looks down* they're not that bad but all my guy friends call me M&M..
Why is it that some women with nice breast have little to no ass and some women with ass have little to no breast?
Bra ALWAYS unless I'm with a man .. and then I may sneak it back on .. I believe its my SECURITY BLANKET! plus … keeps them from sagging.. SO i'm with you BELLE ! I thought I was alone! 🙂
@Humble: Another Toccarra fan … PREACH.
I've noticed the same thing about ass & titties. I guess God just figured he would give us a fighting chance by giving very few everything.
U sure we didn't know each other in a past life or something?
@Teacia: Discretion is for the scared. Let it be known and be proud.
@All: I think I'm gonna try and do like Chappelle and start "Great DC Boobs". I'm taking all and any picture submissions.
For the record, "Great DC Boobs" can be anonymous. It's your time to shine ladies! It's Tig-O-Bitty Time! Let the submissions begin…
Jolie and Belle…I NEVER sleep in a bra…man or no man. I wear it doing the day to tame these wild suckas, but for the most part I live free. But then again, this is coming for a chic who doesn't wear underwear.
SBM…discretion is for the scared huh…let it be known and be proud huh…any secrets you got over there hiding?!?!?
@Jolie: yes, it's definently a security blanket! Yea, during intimate times the bra is off. lol, Teacia…I sometimes go sans underwear b/c it can be liberating.
I'm just deathly afraid of my DD's sagging, not being able to go braless and stretch marks on my boobs…so if any of those three happen, I will resort to plastic surgery.
i'm with the no panties.. or these new thongs called commando… you can barely feel them..
@Teacia-Thank goodness someone can feel me about freedom…and why is underwear even freaking necessary?
@Jolie-Ohh thanks for the recommendation?
@the ladies: I'm getting a visual…thank you all for making my day!
FINALLY…my friends all thought I was crazy…but when I began to think about it…I couldn't even figure out why we wore panties. I mean they're really only necessary 5 days out of the month…the other 25/26 what's the point.
At one point I realized I was only wearing thongs…and then I was like what the hell am I wearing these uncomfortable ass things for…lol…and off they went…that was like 3 years ago. I haven't looked back since. I say I'm going to start back wearing them and stock up on Vicky C's 5 for $25 special…but only because I need to at least pretend to have an underwear drawer. Besides going free seems to really entice the men more often than not.
@Belle: you know there's this thing they call chests presses…it helps to keep them toned and lifted. I've noticed a nice lift since I started doing them regularly at the gym.
@Jolie: I definitely am going to have to get in on that…Commando you say…hmmm.
@SBM: *tapping my arm*…still waiting…lol.
Forget DC boobs … lets make this worldwide. "Boobs of the Lovely Ladies of SBM.net".
Lets show the world how sexy our smart and intelligent sisters are (for u bucket heads that snuck in though … you can still submit too).
@Teacia: You gonna be waiting all day. No skeletons in this closet!
here's the link: http://www.herlook.com/commando-invisible-underwe…
@SBM-Hahaha…hilarious with the website. If I sign on here and find pics I'll laugh SO hard. And I know you have got at least one skeleton.
@Teacia-Exactly,but if I'm wearing jeans then I kinda wanna be protected cause jeans on kinda rough. Chest presses are good. Push ups too. When I played v-ball we used to sing a little song: "I must, I must increase my bust. The bigger, the better I'll look in my sweater, the boys are counting on us". Someone it applies to this blog, lol.
Antidater says: "Unga unga commando good!"
i like how this topic has taken a turn… i've never tried commando i think i'm a wimp , because the thought is a bit scary, definitely not for the faint of heart.
@given: its LIBERATING! LET IT BREATHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*slowing clapping and standing ovation* goes to Jolie for introducing me to this wonderful site.
First off I love their Commando slogan "it's better than nothing"….meaning they know EXACTLY how I feel.
Secondly I need to order some matchsticks and headlights as well…lol.
@Jaclynn: I have on jeans now…no panties…sorry kiddo.
@SBM: Uh huh
Thank you thank you! yes the matchsticks and headlights are life savers… Headlights for WORK.. matchsticks for your purse for those just in case moments…
@Teacia-I just can't do it. They have to be extra soft. I'm sensitive.
ummm Jaclynn sweetie, imma need for you to stop wearing those skin tight stretch jeans and get you something with a little room in them…just a little room hun.
Ok…I would call the "headlights" pasties. What an innovation! I been to many semi-nude amateur strip contests (and a Carnival party) that never could have happened (sob) if it weren't for those pasties. Thank you (sob sob) whoever made them!
Okay I leave for a couple hours (or more) and come back to no panty or bra discussions? LOL. Dayum shame.
Well… to add my $0.03… I'm pantiless right now too. I usually go bare if I'm out with my man or wearing a long enough skirt and want to feel free. Plus, I hate underwear. I sleep naked and walk around the house naked (unless they're people over).
*hi fiving* Ms. Freckles…let the movement begin!!! Let's burn our panties…lol…down with the binding oppression that retrains our regalness!!!
*ahem*…ok, so maybe i'm getting a little carried away. but yeah i never wear panties, not even during errr, yeah…kind of got the pantiless thing down to a fine art. i definitely don't wear them when i'm rocking a dress or skirt while out with my man…gives up options ya know. 😉
I'm happy to have both 🙂 Couldn't have one without the other..
@Mz. Staci – both of what?
lol…damn humble…try not to sound like such a voyeur would you…lol.
@Teacia – I'm just helping SBM find talent for his new project. lol
Humble…ur a fool just like the rest of us…WELCOME to the family!!!
@Teacia-OH! Your whole damned Christmas and New Year's is just out there. Well mine is too at the moment. Haha. We're doing wayyy too much on the blog today. I'm sure the men are sitting at their desks like wow..they're smart, sexy and damned near naked. And they have space, just…not enough;)
@Humble-Yay!!! U're out of your shell!!!! I am so proud!
i go to the gym and i come back to panty burning (almost) i'm thinkin of going out tonite and trying it …. dare to go bare that is.
I'm so mad SBM.net has started a movement. Hilarious
Jeans are the best for commando, sometimes its tickle-ish, lol
DARE TO GO BARE! DARE TO GO BARE (and let me know)! 😉
I skiped over all the comments… but I want to say this. I want a woman with tits. I have a nice body and a big chest….. id like a woman with a nice body and large chest. I will accept B cups if they are REALLY perky and hard with a gym body.
A trend I am noticing… since when did so many sistas start havin no chest?!? in the 80's everyone had tig ol biggies, now I cant find a date without her bein flat as a board… wtf yall niggas took all the chicks wit tits out of the dating pool before I could have a slice?
and seriously… whats with the women who have thick thighs, large ass, curvy hips…. and then walkin around with saggy A cups? da hell happened to hourglass figure? Hell I remember when the hype was white chicks were flat as a board. Now its infecting the black community!
Only chick I have had a date with that had a chest was miss may.. everyone else couldnt even fill a sports bra. why is god punishing me? 🙁
wait… comeback is a 36DD???????
I need to get my glasses checked
OK let me reiterate about my previous post. I like proportionate boobs. 36C thats perky on a 22 inch waist like miss may was fantastic. But 40DD on ol gal with the 36 waist is not so special… despite being smaller the 36C win IMO.
oh and I love fake boobs almost as much as I love foundation and weaves
@HNIC: You are my homey…but PLLLEEEAAASE don't slow down the Commando Express! The sistas are on are on a roll!! LOL
Anti's favorite FREEDOM quotes:
"Free at last, free at last!"
"Give us, us free!"
"Give me liberty or give me death"
chugga chugga chugga choo chooo! no panties for me at Park tomorrow .. choo choo!
Park is a nice spot. I don't buy women drinks, however, I need to check with my accountant to see if that applies to panty-less women…
the girl in the pic has crooked nipples. i think she needs breast augmentation.
speaking of which. when i am 38 y/o and have had 3 kids i will be getting a breast lift. not a pump up, but a lift because i absolutely refuse to have saggy titties. i dont care if they are meant to sag when i get older. i dont want to have a bangin body and saggy breasts. i just wont do it. nope.
@FeFe: The woman in the pic is a manniquin (SP) … lol
@FeFe: Why wait? I know someone who could perform a breast lift right now. 😉
Oh my goodness…we've moved from hating each other to no hate in the least bit. I think I won't put on undies for the week…well a bra…if I have to go outside.
@Anti-you're just too much.
I have three words for today's post: Pantyless, brazillian, jeans……
@ antidater
i dont need one right now. my breasts are currently perfect. i have round cleavage. and symmetrical areolas that are a tad bit darker than my golden skin. and my nipples are aligned as well. my breast are supple and enough for a handful. and my nipples are responsive to the touch of the slighest breeze or kiss.
lol. i cant believe i am describing this online. but this is all true and very entertaining
i can wear dresses and shirts with out a bra if need be and i can wear one if needed.
yeah and no panties when i know its going to be a back alley, hood of the car night. any other time, i am into the matching sets.
oooh goodness. Daisy, I just love Brazilians. Anyone else?
Wed never all be able to be together in a room, there'd be all kinds of panty checks and foolishness
Love Brazillians..
DAMN FEFE … uh … no more descriptions.. geez.. this is a PG site.. I think? SBM?
excuse my friend, y'all
And the winner is DAISY!!!
..although I got a recent request to go completely bare down there…babe if you're reading this…*whispering* it's ready and purring.
so the full Brazillian is here to stay…and uhhhh you can think Wikipedia for the full out nude video of the technique…lol
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_waxing
Jaclynn my dear I think you may be right…who would have known how many "liberated" women there were on this site.
Well I guess my other comment is under moderation…must be the Wiki clip to the full frontal Brazillian wax technique…lol…who knew Wiki could be soooo nasty…lol. She sounded like she was having an orgasm.
Well let's see if I can post it again w/o getting myself caught up in cyberspace…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_waxing
i was very pg with my description. i just described the anatomy. its a whole lot more PG then declaring the no panties in the club rule. lol.
my b if i was too explicit. feel free to delete the comment sbm.
@Teacia-I can see. You put in a clip to what? I was telling someone how weird it is when I go get mine done. It's like I'm spread eagle in front of a full size mirror and she's working away. Kinda makes me wish I could do other things in that room. We're nasty here and this site could not be PG. Too much grown and sexy here.
Dayummm …some of us are late..cause we got jobs! I luv'em too.. i like them for the same reasons.. AND it doesn't sound gay when I got a Tig Ol Bittie in my mouth. If I said I had ASS in my mouth..that would be gay/nasty…lol
Just my twisted sense of humor when I think about which one I'd rather have in my mouth or be nibbling on at 2am with a stack of $$$. I don't wanna make it Rain… I just wanna make it SPRINKLE some. haha
@FeFe: My goodness! Is it getting warm in here…oh…it's summer. About the breast lift…I was thinking "hoist" not surgery, dear.
I put the link in another comment, but I think the link is under moderation…just waiting on SBM to grant us with his presence and release it for the masses to see.
Lol @ spread eagle.
This would be a funny shirt (or bumper sticker) for you ladies:
"I Spread for Brazilians"
Wow Anti…just wow.
here you go Jaclynn(don't forget the http):
//en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_waxing
Back to FeFe…you neglected to comment on the size (or diameter ) of said areolas. Coin sizes are fine to: Dime, nickle, quarter, silver dollar…
God bless you Teacia for that link!
Silver Dollars in the higgity house!!!
…my pleasure Anti!
On second thought…that video looked painful.
Hell with that. I think that lawns should have grass!
See..you men never know what you want…it's a good thing it grows back…geesh.
I know. A couple of curly naps ensure that a woman doesn't look like a teenage girl. I mean a pre-pubescent teenage girl.
@Teacia-Thanks for helping me relive the pain. I loved it my first one I was sitting @ the table in a restaurant fascinated. Damned men, they never get it, bush, no bush…make up your mind if they were having to go through it I bet they wouldn't be so damned ambivalent.
@Anti-I spread for Brazilians I like it. Umm…this is gonna sound bad, but I sometimes like that feeling.
SS44DDD
@Jaclyn: You know…they've got toys for that 😉
so i just watced the video and she sounded kinda like a porno, but i love brazilians i need a good place in NY thought good and cheap… any suggestions anyone?
Wow FeFe Fatale's post #102 was very interesting.
@antidater – i feel you i like a little bush as long as it isnt wild kingdom.
This post has turned totally upside down!! Crazy. All the love on hump day!
one time for hump day wednesday!
…Eathan you know your ass wasn't working…stop lying to the good people of SBM.net…homie you ain't gotta lie to kick it.
@Antidater-I gotta a little pink bag on the floor to the right. I wonder what's in it.
Today is wild. Is it a full moon?
@antidater: quarter size would be most comparable. oh yeah and jolie once told me the way to know if you have saggy breasts is if you can hold a pencil underneath them.
and i tried this test. i cannot hold a pencil underneath.
i know someone mentioned that the picture was a mannequin, why are a mannequin's nipples crooked, or the better question why do they need nipples at all?
@Given – Good question. I was wondering the same thing.
SBM-Thank you first this post……..I was worried black man didnt like the tig-ol-bitties. Me and 44DD 's thank you.
LMAO…Anti you got me over here rolling. I go from one job to another and I am happy to say that in the 7 minutes it took me to drive here and the other 10 it took for me to get settled, you guys have all jumped aboard the FREEDOM EXPRESS!!! chuga chuga chuga chuga choooo chooooo…lol
DARE TO GO BARE in 2008!!!!!
Sheeeeiiiit, that’s a better slogan “rock the vote” AND “vote or die”…lol.
@Jaclyn: I wonder what's in that bag, too. No worries, I've got my own bag o' goodies 🙂
@FeFe: There's just something about large areolas! I love 'em!
“oh and I love fake boobs almost as much as I love foundation and weaves”
….ROTFLMAO!!!! So ummmm, you aren’t really into the natural women I see. Damn and I just stopped rocking the weaves and foundation…what’s a girl to do I tell ya.
@Anti: LOL…good stuff I see.
@HNIC
what happens when all that foundation and weave comes out and off?
@anti lmaoo
@Anti-What's in yours? Mine has something lavender, something sunshine yellow and something cobalt blue.
Mine has something gold and something white.
Hmmm…I am interested please elaborate.
Ladies first 😉
*sighing*…u guys have no idea what we put ourselves through for your feeble requests!
…but uhhhhh, imma need for you to not continuously watch the video over and over…damn Wikipedia…lol.
Not in public.
Yall two are a MESS!!!! Please stop the madness…damn cyber freaks…lol.
Somebody's got to do it!
Hey Ya'll!!! I feel like I missed out on so much today! They freakin' blocked the site at my job! UGH!!! But thanks to SBM, I won't miss a beat AND act like I'm busy at work, with the new e-mail feature!
I wanna talk about my boobs too, but I'm sleepy. I'll talk to you negroes tomorrow . . . LOL!!
Teacia-you knew I was a mess from day damned one. Don't play. Yesterday was just so damned funny!
I really dont know what to say to yall negros today……
at my age I am more use to saggy titties but thats why I am quite shocked and happy when I see the perky ones. but you need to be a gym body to have perky titties so I am stuck in the same rut.
Wait… they still MAKE women who dont have Brazilians??? perhaps its just a NYC area thang?
Hell I even have my brazillian job done this summer, ya just gotta love catchin women lookin at your happy area and rockin low rise pants… (insert evil grin here)
SBM my friend Jason(not my trainer) also has a love for breastisis…he loves them so much that whenever he says "titties" he has this huge grin on his face and claps his hands.
It's the funniest thing ever…for some reason I could see you doing the same thing…lol.
Ummmm Hasani, you tryna say you got a Brazillian down there next to Mr. Petey?!?!?
Jaclynn I knew you were some kind of mess…but dammit man…lol.
@Teacia: Funny, I think there's a toy monkey that grins and claps, too. Honestly, that's what a woman's beauty can do to a brotha…make him "act a monkey".
i dont like monkey references ….. Good Morning Y'all!
Ok, so I'm coming all late but … wow. I'm glad I have helped some women recognize the greatness of going without panties. Something that is so enticing about being out with someone and being able to run an unsuspecting finger by while wiating in line. Man … I am bad …
I personally like any hair … NONE! I love to eat p*ssy (I have got to stop telling people this …) and hair just gets in the way. I mean … I spend A LOT of time down there … and I don't need anything slowing up the process. Also helps with breathing when there isn't hair in your nasal capacities.
I might have to write just to the greatness of a shaved vajajay.
Lord Jesus. This has got to stop. I like my own Brazilian but Hasani, really? Wow…I am not even gonna comment for fear T might hurt me.
SBM: You should that could occupy us all day!
Jaclynn and you know it…lol, naw you can converse with Hasani…he's been mighty tamed lately…just pick and choose your battles wisely…lol.
*ahem* SBM…uhhh yeah, so yeah you might want to stop highlighting those skills…think the gf/non gf/friend/aquaintance/chic wouldn't be too happy about you "spreading" the love all over this site.
….oh and vajayjay…do better and a whole other host of things you've taken from my vocabulary w/o proper works cited will cease at this moment my good sir.
@Teacia: She seems done with me at this point. Now I'm sitting here with all these new emotions bothering me that I never had to deal with. I tell ya … women …
@Hasani: I mean trimming … yes … but you removed all the hair …? And why would you share that publically infront of other males?
@Jaclynn: Did you ever tell us whats in your bag?
so wait.. rest of yall dont shave? women have to give us head twice as much as we have to eat coochie…. and your tellin me you just make it rougher on them by having hair on the rocket pad??
why go to the gym and do all those sit ups and leg lifts if you dont want to show off the V?
takes like 2 minutes with magic shave fellas. … seriously. if an old man like me can take time to look sexy why cant you twenty somethings?
dont make me post pics !!!!!!!!
Oh hell to the muthafuggin naw…ROTFLMAO!!! Pleeeeaaaassse DON'T post pics Sani baby…lol.
SBM sorry to hear that sweetie…well there's good to be taken from every situation…embrace the new and unfamiliar territory…you'd be amazed how much you actually will learn from it.
@Teacia: Puh!
@Hasani: I trim … i don't shave!
@Teacia-I don't even believe it myself.
@SBM-First you wanna move me to DC and now you wanna what's in my bag? Hmmm…thinking, thinking…
If you trim… you still have hair… I dont get it.
So you go to a pool party and rock your trunks low and have short brown hair poppin out the top?
wouldnt short hair cause a rash when you get brain from a chick?
I could understand perhaps not being overly pornstar and taking off ALL of the hair in the whole area… makes it kinda hard to walk, but the lower abdomen… Im sorry pal, theres just no excuse to have hair there.
I guess we differ… cuz Id never shave my chest and I know guys who claim its the coolest thing ever, Id never shave my legs either.
We supposed to have strong hairy chest and deep voices… they are supposed to have tig ol bitties and no hair anywhere cept their head.
I had this conversations over a couple of Patron shots and with a complete stranger.
He wanted to thank me for wearing a particular shirt that evening.
I told him…I ain't got no ass…so I gotta get 'em coming in the door if I'mma catch me a big black one…
He laughed…and said he wanted to be caught…
Unfortunately for him…he was getting thrown back in the pond.
My mounds of feminine liciousness don't have eye balls because they be attracting boogers sometimes….
LOL
SBM: You asked…answer: Yes, I am here.
As a 21 year old white girl I must say I'm appalled. You are disrespecting black women by turning them into mindless sex objects. You play into their perceived beauty by discussing titties on a public forum. You are the reason why it is hard for most good white women to find a good black man. Because you are only interested in chasing after black girls to drop it like it's hot and not stimulating your brain. Take this day own it, and be ashamed!! You are demeaning and denigrating your own women. This is PUTRID behavior. That is why I don't allow my friends to listen to rap because all of those bitch lyrics. Put your big boy panties on and MAN UP!! GROW UP!! There are more to black women than their fun bags. You are basically calling black girls ugly by saying all they have to offer are their big bodies. This line of thinking is harmful to your community.You are Little Wayne!!!!!!
LOL! This was a funny post and yes I am hella late but I finally got some time to read all my blogs I like.
Being a big chested woman myself. I don't like having such a large chest because it can be painful. Also it seems like guys look at them first. If I could chose I would like a decent size like a D or DD nothing larger.
I'm liking this site more and more!!! As a SBF who has been abundently blessed in the breast department ( I really do get it from my mama), I have to say that it's refreshing to know that there are some brothas out there who like what I got. This was HILARIOUS! But I think Becky's angry…..
Hi there! I could have sworn I’ve been to this
website before but after checking through some of the post I realized it’s new to me.
Anyways, I’m definitely delighted I found it and I’ll be book-marking and checking back often!