It’s no secret that I love breasts.
I have spent a great portion of my life enjoying and studying these sweater kittens. I have seen them in my bed, in my hand, at strip clubs, in bikini’s, accidentally popping out, through low cut shirts, in wet t-shirts contests … the list goes on. During my travels … there is one irrefutable fact I have concluded in all of these situations
A breast is worth nothing … unless the nipple comes out
Not just the aureoles … but the actual nipple!
This revelation came about while visiting a strip club in Tampa Bay, FL. Apparently the law in their town forbids the showing of nipples (f*cking travesty!). As a result of this, all the girls wore flesh colored pasties. The breast was allowed to hang free in all their glory, it could be pushed up, squeezed, and enjoyed … but something just felt weird. Without the nipple … it just wasn’t a breast. It was great to look at and nice to touch … but it was no longer that coveted organ I lust after … just a silicone filled fun bag.
Case in point … Jennifer Lopez can were this dress out in public and for TV and its considered racy … but high fashion. Let just one edge of her brown nipple make an appearance … and suddenly it’s a whole different story. You gotta blur it out, she’s on the cover of “The Enquirer”, and the photos are now worth $10K each.
Wet t-shirt contests. Drunk college girls running around in tight t-shirts is something of interest … but apply water … and get the nipples to make an appearance … now we have cash prizes and a real event!
Store mannequins … why do you think the vast majority remain without nipples. Because n****s would lose their gotdamn mind husbands would get caught staring.
Let any office building get slightly too cold and Big Tittied Brenda comes into the meeting with a tight sweater. Suddenly all sense and intelligent leave the room … and every guy is thinking … “It sure is nipply in here.”
So what exactly is so magical about this little nub? It makes up like 2% of the breast .. so why does nature’s bull’s eye garner so much attention? Why is it so important?
I don’t think it’s a question that can ever be answered.
But … to you … the nipple …you will always be cherished by me … SBM