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There is one place well known as a safe haven for all men.  It’s a place that we can all retreat too, usually in groups … a place where we can bond, talk, and catch up without interuption from the women in our lives.  It’s a place where we can relax and truly be ourselves and ponder our meaning on this earth and the true meaning of our existance.  Yes … this glorious place for ages has provided men with a great refuge and has helped us keep our sanity.

At this point you might be wonderin what I’m tlaking about.  It’s not a male retreat in the woods, it’s not the local sports bar, and it’s not the basement of your friends house.  While all those places are important to us, I am talking about somewhere much more fundamental to your average Single Black Male.

Yes … I am talking about the Strip Club … aka … The Shake Joint

I love the strip club!  I don’t go weekly or anything crazy like that, but I couldn’t see me going a full year without at least one visit.  And besides allowing me to make contributions to the SBM College Fund, there are a plethora of reasons for a visit with the boys.

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So … Lets examine what makes the strip club so great.

Best Place for Male Bonding

Since it seems every black woman has a huge issue with homophobia with Down Low brothas and  super jealous females … we have to be careful about where we go out.  If you go chill at your boy’s house … you two might be getting that “thug luvin.”  If you go to a sports bar, your trying to pick up new women (to the jealous type).  But the strip club … your not likely to take the stripper home … and you can’t be gay if your putting a dollar in between some woman’s butt cheeks.  So now you can bond … without feeling soft.

Titties Make the Perfect Backdrop

Whether its a business pitch, asking someone to be your best man, or catching up with your brother about the family … titties make a good backdrop for any type of conversation.  Especially with the classier clubs.

Figure Out What Works

Where else can you view a smorgasbord of women of various body types, races, hair styles, and make-up in one place without fear of looking too hard or too long.  If you’ve ever wondered what type of women you really like … head on down to your local strip club and try a few out.  Onion booty not smackable enough … lets get you a tear drop.  Triple D’s won’t fit in your hand … lets get you into some nice C’s.  Firm butt doesn’t ripple like you think it should … how about a chunky one.

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Great Conversation

I don’t care what anyone says … strippers have great conversation (depending on the club).  They often have real interesting lifes, crazy stories to tell, are good listeners, have crazy life experiences, and can always end things with “poor baby … go head and cup my ass”.  What more can you ask for?

Good Music

The strip club I frequent plays all the dirty south music I love.  I can sit down, have me a drink, and just relax.

No Need for a Button Up

If you go out to a club or want to enjoy a saturday night, the strip club is one of the few places (around here) where you don’t have to dress up (besides the hood clubs).  You can throw on a black t-shirt, some Levi’s, a pair of New Balances, and go have you a good ass night.

The Table’s are Turned

One of the most compelling reasons to hit the strip club is that its one of the few places where life is reversed when it comes to men and women.  Not that I don’t love the chase or that I’m lazy, but I can’t help but smile inside when I see the dejected stripper sitting down after getting turned down by 5 guys.  Maybe I’m a spiteful asshole bit sadistic … but it’s nice to be on the other side every once in awhile.

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This applies to club I go to and spots that can be found in DC, PG and Baltimore. Strip Clubs in the south are real different.  Also, the price point of my local spot (Free entry on weeknights and $5 dances any day) makes it a resonable chill spot.  Ain’t no “making it rain” and that bullsh*t.

If you haven’t been in awhile … go enjoy yourself and take a break.  Women have pedicures, massages, and spa’s … we got ass & titties … pamper yourself!

Comment(285)

  1. These arguements you make are super compelling. But how do the strippers get "dejected" ??? how are they turned down??

    "Also, the price point of my local spot (Free entry on weeknights and $5 dances any day"

    so im thinking these are the places that also have the literal holes in the wall. How can these ladies pay their tuition on a random 5 bucks here and there. This is where I need to come out with a handbook, if these ladies are gonna shake dat @zz for money…GO BIG. GO Camelot.

  2. the tables are turned at 30 as well…….
    do you see george clooney, derek jeater and I stressing for a date?

    and back on topic…
    My "shake joint" is a gentlemen club….. our women dont takeoff any clothes at all……. but ummm they have great buffalo wings!!

  3. Good morning wonderful peoplez, is it to early to get off topic?

    im betting so, so someone buzz me when the subject isn't azz, n tities, comshots, backshots, rosewaters, etc……..

  4. I think it's fine for the guys to go to the shake joint. But while you're out watchin some random chick shake her ish in your face, best believe me and my girls are going to go find and male review to enjoy. As long as you are not confiding in this stripper about things that go on with our lives or finding comfort in her, you can touch and drool all you want.

  5. comeback…. I dont think a stripper is ever wanting for money.

    you forget they make tours around the stage and collect at least 1 dollar from every male patron. a stage is lets say 15 X 7 and that makes 30 men just at the stage. so thats 30 dollars in cash that goes in her pocket… just for dropin it like its hot for 30 minutes.

    the kicker comes when you have a HAWT chick!! pocahantas with the long blonde hair and the thin hard waist and DD's that stand up without support…. oh and lets not forget not a jiggle anywhere on that tone body!! BLESS YO MAMA GURL!! well anyway, most men will usually give another dollar to pocahantas, and then if she was really popular she will make a tour when she gets off stage and do private dances for more money. 20 bucks for 1 song is a hell of a gig.

    Unfortunatly my man has a baby by a stripper (no good hussie) one time she called me to bail him out of jail and asked me for the 900 it took… and yes, you guessed it, she called the cops on him after a fight. I balked and told her I didnt have it. she went back to work at the strip club…..now mind you she hadnt been working or in shape to slide down a pole in almost a year…. and she came back to my house at the end of the weekend with $800!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    please give me the job where I can work a fri night a saturday and a sunday and make 800 cash

  6. Good Morning All

    "If you go out to a club or want to enjoy a saturday night, the strip club is one of the few places (around here) where you don’t have to dress up (besides the hood clubs). You can throw on a black t-shirt, some Levi’s, a pair of New Balances, and go have you a good ass night."

    Although the strip club is not my thing. This is one of the reasons outside of the women I like to go.

    "Not that I don’t love the chase or that I’m lazy, but I can’t help but smile inside when I see the dejected stripper sitting down after getting turned down by 5 guys. Maybe I’m a spiteful asshole bit sadistic … but it’s nice to be on the other side every once in awhile."

    We always crack jokes about this. It is funny. This is usually the big girl or the the chic w/o a body.

  7. Hmpt…ok. The most amount of words you've ever spent on a post and it had to be about the strip club. Somebody wake me up when this becomes a relationship blog again.

  8. @Indiana Jones
    "As long as you are not confiding in this stripper about things that go on with our lives or finding comfort in her, you can touch and drool all you want.

    A woman that doesnt mind her man going to the strip club. hmmmm. Where in Indiana are you?

  9. HNIC 800 a weekend is like 266 bucks a night. I knew somebody who could pull several thousand a night. All im sayin is go for the gusto. collecting at least a dollar from 30 male patrons is not an inspiring story.

    @ Indiana these places never bothered me either. I think it is apart of the male bonding ritual…i guess its when the whole "going in the woods" to beat your chest has gotten old.

  10. Well, not much for me to say other than I love strip clubs. I frequent one so often that I get in free, get free drinks from the waitresses, and sometimes free dances from the dancers. I dont even know what a regular club looks like anymore.

  11. @Comeback: Camelot is good for talking, but they don't do dances and you just give girls money for just saying hi or talking to you. Boo to that.

    @HNIC: My spot of choice downplays the stage. Its only high class and white clubs where girls make rounds on the stage. Black and Hood Spots just have some random n***a throw a stack on stage.

    @Humble: Going in chill clothes is such a big plus.

  12. strip club's cool…as long as you have someone waiting on you when you get home lol.

    I like the women who do really good pole-work. I like to see acrobatics, some "i coulda been a ninja, but I like money more than sneak-killing" type shit.

    this post = for the win.

  13. I humbly bow out until someone else changes the subject..

    Wait .. I have something

    I am a female who does not like MALE STRIP CLUBS..thats RIGHT.. I dont like them. I dont want a man waving his crabs in my face or near my eyes.

    I have been to female strip clubs with my man (at the time) and other men before but I found it to be a snooze fest.

    That is all. Carry on. Be back when you all get ADD on this topic.

  14. @jolie: I agree… I don't like male strippers period. Not at the bachelorette party.. nothing. I have had one experience and I was disgusted… he was putting his face under this girls skirt…. then this negro picked me up even after I asked him not to… Gross, my shirt, and hair was wet from his sweat. I could have died.

  15. strip clubs in atlanta are fun…and it's not an oddity to see groups of women there just kicking it (i.e. me and my girls) or women hanging out with guy friends (i.e. me and my girls and our homeboys) or a woman with a date (i.e. me and this guy i was messing with..man those were good times). strip clubs in the A have become kind of like the Waffle house, it's just where you go after you leave the club and aren't ready to go home yet.

    @Indiana..ewww, male reviews? yuck! there is nothing more ga.y to me than a grown man oiled up in a thong gyrating and rolling his hips better than I can…YUCK!! I got icky goosebumps just thinking about it.

  16. @jolie…most of the women I know don't like male strippers…i'm no lesbo, but i'd watch a chic dance before i watch a dude in a thong…at least i can take notes from her..him…i'm just disgusted…i mean, don't some of them hit women with their pentises?!? I would junk punch somebody for that shyt.

  17. @comeback…i'm with you…if you're going to degrade yourself and let any ole joe schmoe oggle your body and perhaps even touch you for some money, it may as well be good money. I mean dayum!

    I really don't care about my dude going to a strip club, have fun, let her warm you up cuz sometimes, i just want you to come home and take it…no "dancing" necessary.

  18. Yeah I'm not a fan of the male strippers either…there's just something VERY gay about it all.

    Why So what's happenin with the blog…save us from the madness that we have come to know as SBM.net!

  19. @teacia…i have mr. SBM some fresh ideas yesterday, I'm really hoping he will get at them, the tits $ azz and spendin money talk is getting a little…redundant.

  20. Bree thank you gurl…cause lawd knows it's like this blog just took a left turn and refuses to come back home to conversations about relationships.

    So Alex is home today, her little tail isn't sick anymore but she was up all night in and out of the bathroom so I decided to let her chill out and stay home…besides it allows me to take a sick day as well. And uhhh yeah, she's already getting on my nerves!

  21. So I'm watching Tyra and Ne-Yo is on there singing my fav song "Closer" and I swear his lips looks like he keeps them plastered around a big juicy male member.

    They just poke out, and I've had many a gay male friends and their lips all puckered naturally like that. I don't care how many chics he's banged, he still sucks a penis or two on the regular.

  22. T: you may be on your way to hell for this statement: "I swear his lips looks like he keeps them plastered around a big juicy male member."

    Do we need a sister blog called sbf.net so that the men can have their skrippers and t and a talk and such?

  23. I like Neyo's song, So you can cry….

    I've been whining for too long about being single and no dates and not doing anything about it soooo, I'm gonna take myself to a Martini Bar Friday… one of my girls said she was gonna go but she's notorious for no call, no show. This is a first, but I'm inspired by Carrie on Sex and the City. Must.be. brave. I'm a loner often, but this makes me nervous for some reason.

    Any tips on going out alone fabulous peeps?

  24. @Bree: "i actually was considering that yesterday…the sister blog not the one about neyo’s DSLs"

    LOL. I think this would be fab… no disrespect to sbm.. if it wasn't for him, I'd never have met you guys… but we go off topic A LOT, and I know it prlly gets on his nerves… but that's just how we do.

  25. Yeah but who's going to write the topics and maintain the blog, not only do I have NO time I have NO desire to manage a blog…any others interested?!?

    He did mention something about adding a threaded chat room for our off topic conversations, that may be the best idea.

  26. @T" Yeah but who’s going to write the topics and maintain the blog, not only do I have NO time I have NO desire to manage a blog…any others interested?!? "

    Do they have a blogging for DUMMIES book cause I have NO CLUE about how to do it! Maybe we do need a threaded chat room… that would be fun.

  27. i'll go to a female strip club just so i can learn some new moves to practice and perform at home. i can watch a girl and be like "damn that B**ch is bad, i'm tryin to get down like that"

    male strip clubs are gross and can only be gone to for pure entertainment. like laughs. some women take it very seriously tho. and that cracks me up. i DO NOT want any ding a lings swinging in my face. i can get the real deal at home. but some women cant, and maybe thats why they pay so much and take it so seriously.

  28. A threaded chat room would be good.

    Wait…I'm off topic and I haven't commented.

    I don't mind strip clubs. You can go to the club, go 'head, but like Tyra said come home and do me. I like the men here in NoLa. It's quite fun. I don't know but this is just me being…well..me again.

  29. oh i have a surprise for the celibates. I think all of its members are gonna get a kick out of my "tribute" that I'll be doing. I will make the big annoucement here on the Rant/Rave post-Friday.

    stay tuned. Its a must read blog entry LOL

  30. Considering I ask for posts from EVERYBODY here … and all the bitching and moaning thats going on … you would think people would be inclined to write something and get their name put up there.

    Sadly, Humble has been the only one to send me anything (I still gotta email you back … I aint forget about you) … and Bree definitely came up with some hot topics … but I'm looking for people who care enough to actually write on it.

    I tell ya … no pleasing ya'll!!!

    Next week will be all breast week or something … just cause … LOL

  31. okay I am not going to lie i like strip clubs… but like why so i agree that you have to have someone to go home to otherwise it's kind of a waste of time…

    and SBM you be writing about strip clubs a lot lately… got me kinda worried bout you.

  32. @teacia: off topic conversations is basically the current comment section. I just dont see the need for a chat room thread.. nope dont see it.. you can always visit my blog for a female perspective! hahahaha

    if i could just get off here enough to write some posts!Good thing FeFe is back from here lovecation!

  33. That's my problem too. I am always on here so writing in my own blog can seem redundant but I do have a post going up today. I got my muse for it last evening and I am shocked and appalled. Well not shocked but more like whoa.

  34. Yeah … don't worry … there is a forum already in the works. While I love all of you dearly … uh … there is actually a lot of complaints about people who feel left out and that you guys exclude others.

    Don't yell at me now … these are just the emails I get.

  35. @SBM: "there is actually a lot of complaints about people who feel left out and that you guys exclude others"

    Are you serious??? They must comment to get included… you guys talked to me just fine when I was new. WTF?

  36. I haven't read many blogs that don't go off topic, the ones that don't have like 20 comments…is that what you want?

    and if you're feeling left out, it's cuz you're on the sidelines of the conversation…get in the game! LOL

  37. "there is actually a lot of complaints about people who feel left out and that you guys exclude others."

    ok…i was in my happy nice meditative peaceful state..

    but now I see I gotta drink my turth serium

    THAT IS A PERSONAL PROBLEM NO BLOG WILL HELP. if one feels left out on a blog…imagine how they feel in real life. Sometimes the comments go by so fast. Its hard to read. People pick up on funniest or sometimes the last thing read.

    since when did you become CEO and resident Dali Lama. Thats not this blogs issue. For real.

  38. Nicki I say do it, you know I'm a HUGE fan of rolling solo.

    SBM we have a forum here, whenever people comment we acknowledge them but we're not going to beg people to talk to us. Besides this is your blog, why do they care what we think…lol, i'm kidding.

    We encourage people to come back all the time, THEY choose not to.

  39. Also, I write about titties, strip clubs, and nipples because that is what I like. I mean … this blog is supposed to be the look into the mind of a Single Black Male.

    I would write about feelings, emotions, and loving realtionships … but I don't know anything about any of those …

    I promise this site isn't going to turn into Maxim or FHM with random pictures of women and posts on randomness … but this is a site to inform women … not for women.

    N****s like strip clubs …

  40. Well, between Nicki, Bree and Comeback I don't have to say too much.

    SBM, I can write one of your topics for you, that's of course only if you don't resent my every breath.

  41. SBM you sound REAL IGNANT right now you know that. The last thing you want to do is push away your female commentors…WE make this blog. The fellas are a nice accessory to have around for another viewpoint but even then we have to draw them into the conversation to get it and keep it rolling.

    And check the record, this blog use to be about relationship…all about it…and not ass and titties epilogues, but it's your blog…do as you will with it.

  42. Back to Nick..maybe I'll try it with you this weekend. I can do stuff like that easier out of town..its harder in my own backyard. But I say don't half step. Sometimes women who go out alone have a tendency to not really make the world her runway. She plays alot down. But Go big, where the high heels. The fitted dress and rock it out. I think men kinda like when your alone anyway.

  43. Comeback: lol, calm down miss lady…i don't think it was intended like that. i can see how people would feel left out if they didn't comment, or only commented once but we keep the conversation rolling…get in where you fit in…we welcome you with OPEN ARMS!!!

  44. Well SBM, not to get all woo woo up n through (worksite comeback) but the title of your blog does say DATING,RELATIONSHIPS, MARRIAGE and all that good ish….

    is the *all that good ish* where the titties, n stripclubs come in? your neglecting the other parts of the blog. Further more to those who feel left out..

    WE SOWWY!

  45. @Jac: I prefer to get stuff from people I either disagree with or have beef with. But in all honesty … neither apply to you … so I'm all for it. You got a blog too … so I'm always looking for them Thursday Features.

  46. @Comeback: Ooohh, please, please do it with me! Then we can have something to write about… it's an experience… can we challenge all our single ladies to do it?????!!!! That sounds like something for jolie's blog.

    Yeah, at first I thought about the dress, but then I didn't want them thinking I was slutty (my dresses tend to fall on SHORT!)… then I thought about jeans.. now you have me back on a dress!

  47. Nicki: I think it will definitely be a good look on you. You're super attractive, so the fellas will flock to your "rescue"…go with it, take a deep breath and go with it!!

  48. Further more your doing more excluding than we are with the azz n titties talk, i mean if i didn't know what this blog was about prior today I would NOT be here!! thats for damn sure!!!

  49. @T: " I think it will definitely be a good look on you. You’re super attractive, so the fellas will flock to your “rescue”…"

    Thanks gorgeous. I really appreciate that! 🙂

  50. I haven't heard the guys here complaining about a post on strip clubs …

    And although I feel no need to defend my posts, the whole purpose of this was to help women understand some reasons we, men, like to go to the strip club.

    I went last week and was asked by like 4 women "whats the big deal about the strip club". 3 of them are commenters.

    Well … here is the answer.

  51. @ T…im calm…but thats a bit of projection. I think we do a lot here to be open to other people, new comers and perspective…but how much is that a real personal problem more so than where this blog fails.

    you can't be all things to all people. Sometimes folks really need to check what issues THEY bring to the blog.

  52. I've def seen a change in the blog since I've been here. Lately, there's not much I can add to the topics which doesn't exactly discourage me from going off topic.

  53. Nicki I say a dress…GO BIG or GO HOME!!

    I would love to join in on the fun but my friends and I are doing PlayDates…which is an alternative party to clubbing that they do in several cities across the country and they're kicking off the one in Jax. You migle and play board games with a bunch of strangers…it should be alot of fun!!

  54. What the hell? Play Dates?? Okay, you have me seriously jealous. Dude, I'm moving to Florida!

    I'm trying to think of something in my closet that says classic, but not clubby… Oh, I have a wrap around dress, BUT it makes my boobs pop out… what's not sending a good message, is it? or is it? What say you?????

  55. Its not even 11am and your talking about going to the club single.

    In addition, a few people commented about the actual topic, and they have all been ignored in favor of other stuff.

    Like I said … I love ya'll … but the posts have turned into a chill spot instead of comments about the post.

    Hence … the creation of a forum which will allow for all kinds of topics that I never would even think to jump on.

    I got this vision in my head … and I'm personally excited

  56. @SBM: "Its not even 11am and your talking about going to the club single."

    Cause there is not much we can say about strip clubs and tits… you guys go… great, have at it.

    I agree with your forum creation….

  57. i agree, Nick..it goes off topic, but so do most blogs like Bree said. And i will NEVER be discouraged. I got an opinion about most things..and will be givin my opinion as i suck my last breath…

    its like mental double dutch…you got something to say..go for that opening and get in with both feet. Right after lunch it lulls anyway. People aren't always going back in forth..there are plenty of times where people can come in a post without backing up to somebody's brilliance or stupidaticous funnyness.

  58. In addition, a few people commented about the actual topic, and they have all been ignored in favor of other stuff.

    well why not go back to the VSB comment thread…that way you can make sure NO ONE;s comment gets lost in the sauce. But i think on principle its a little much. You can't please everybody all the time. I bet you as soon as you would modify the comment structure…someone else would have beef.

    again people need to check what issue they walk in with.

  59. @Comeback: You keep up with the comments, so its easy to know what is being talked about and keep up.

    I know its hard to believe, but about 4% of people who read comment on this blog. There are a lot of people checking in at lunch to read, and they might be like "I hate it when my boyfriend goes to the shake joint … let me say that", but at that point the topic is on Sarah Palin's lisp and her comment gets lost in the shuffle. It's really discouraging a lot of people … even people who used to comment often.

    @Nicki: Thanks for the co-sign … u know I luv ya.

  60. SBM…i think you might be getting a tiny bit sensitive…we're fine with the random talks about strip clubs…but honestly, it's been quite a bit of a$$ and titty talk in the last month or so. Also, yes, this is your blog…but dude you asked us for ideas…so use them, lmbo….geez! And talk about the mind of a man all you want, the guys (aside from HNIC) just started showing up recently, it has been us ladies holding you down..so can we get some too please?

    Now, as resident peacekeeper, I'd like to request that we cease the beating up of SBM over his posts (cuz they ARE entertaining) and the talk about leaving SBM for our very own blog and just spend the rest of the day talking about strip clubs and the other randomness we usually discuss…hopefully, tomorrow there will be a topic of discussion will be a bit more…relatable.

    oh and @jolie…i'm all late but HEEEY GIRLLL!!! My bday was f*cking AWESOME…I'm one fly azz 30 year old, lemme tell you! I had a great time, my family, friends and my sweetie spoiled the hell outta me…and yes, I spent a good deal of it the way i recommended everyone spend their bdays "naked, screaming, and getting smacked on the azz" YESSSS!

  61. Nicki go with the wrap dress, titties and all…lol!!

    SBM, yeah but every GOOD blog does that. Like everyone has said this topic isn't exactly awe inspiring. There are topics that incite a lot of debate and conversation, this is not one of them.

    And maybe we didn't respond to them b/c we had nothing to add to what they said, or it didn't spark a reaction, off topic convo or not that's not going to change.

  62. Good Morning Folks!

    Male skrippers are disgusting. Something about a man backing it up is a suspect. Even when guys dance like this at a club…rolling their waste in front of a woman and such…it's suspect.

    @the fellas

    Do you go to the strip clubs no matter what type of relationship you are in – maybe a serious relationship, a fiance, a potential GF, etc.?

    @Jac

    Is your new post up today? I'd like to read.

    @FeFe/Jolie

    You got anything new too?

  63. "There are a lot of people checking in at lunch to read, and they might be like “I hate it when my boyfriend goes to the shake joint … let me say that”,"

    when then at noon EST, CST and PST…lets have a 15 min. moretoreum in the comment section ..so those people can say that they hate when their men put the rent money in a chick's vickey drawls.

    im all for that. and then we will all promise to acknowledge and comment yay or nay.

  64. @SBM: No Prob… I honestly like the repore and conversations we all have but if we need another avuenue (cause I can't stop, won't stop talking to all yaw.) then so be it.

    T: Thanks girl… I'll go with the wrap dress… and it's my favorite color. Black… with some open toed pumps…. and a little bag..

    Good Morn, cuzzo!

  65. @Comeback: "these are the best. i love these dates"

    At least I don't have to worry about the awkward kiss and groping at the end of the date. LOL

  66. @Nicki: I don't want to stiffle conversation at all. Honestly, its been a beautiful thing as of late. Everyone seems to be getting along, a lot of just good and healthy conversation going on.

    But I can't help but feel bad for the people who can't keep up and can't comment. Sometimes a morning meeting and deadline will keep me off the site until noon. By that point there are 100+ comments and its impossible to catch up and comment before my 1pm telecon.

    Ya'll had ran me off from my own site for a minute … *tears*

  67. "poor baby…go ahead and grab my ass" LMAO!

    SBM, I appreciate that I can always count on this blog for a morning laugh!

    Oh, and I agree with most of the ladies–male strippers are just wrong.

  68. @cuzzo: we have a NEW POST. Where were you yesterday!

    @sbm: the emailers are babies.. say it RIGHT HERE IF YOU ARE BIG AND BAD!

    to the strip club thingy.

    How many ladies have taken pole dancing classes? have you taken it back into the bedroom? would you consider having a pole installed in your house once you are married?

  69. I know I'm in the minority, but I've never been big on strip clubs. I guess I'm not really into window shopping. Although my brother keeps telling me I would change my mind if I went to the strip clubs in Atlanta.

    Jolie: “I am a female who does not like MALE STRIP CLUBS..thats RIGHT.. I dont like them. I dont want a man waving his crabs in my face or near my eyes.”

    A female friend of mine explained it to me, and I guess it makes a lot of sense. She said there is nothing sexy about a man gyrating like a woman.

    Gone til lunch.

  70. Hey Miss Cortez….everybody say hi to Miss Cortez…we don't want our massa breaking out his whip now do we.

    Altogether now:

    HEY MISS CORTEZ!

  71. "And this claim of a$$ and titties talk is bogus. Two posts this week, one last week from what I gathered."

    i personally don't mind @zz and titti#es..i have some and i also like mine as well. I think its cute..its YOUR thing. if the racier stuff floats your boat its cool too. Like Mr. Rogers always said, everybody is special and unique and different.

  72. Nooooooooow we are getting to the bottom of this

    NOTE TO SELF : SBM represents 98.9999999% of the population that feels left out.

    sounds

    Jolie I have thought about taking classes for that, infact i need to call again to sign up, hellz yea i will be scrippin for my hubby!!

  73. @SBM: "Ya’ll had ran me off from my own site for a minute … *"

    Awww, naw man. Seriously, I think those people (the complainers) just have to stop being so soft. Like Comeback said, if they feel left out or intimidated by a blog, imagine how they feel in real life.

    There is nothing you can do about it. Maybe those people are intimidated by numbers. When the newbies come on, we acknowledge them… like that chick from yesterday… but she didn't come back, did she (or did she? my time for the man was up!)… we can't help that.

    I see that people come back and comment on your main post at late afternoon hours after we've moved on to 25 different topics.

    The same thing can be said for vsb… by the time I log on here at 7 am I may be the third commenter, I go over there, and will be the 30th commenter… you don't have to read everyone's stuff… say your piece and move right along. It's a blog world… we're all anonymous… no need for that shy stuff.

  74. "NOTE TO SELF : SBM represents 98.9999999% of the population that feels left out."

    MIK ….DING DING..i 3rd eye'd that. but i was gonna leave it alone. be careful what you ask for. You have a great forum with great people. You're doing what you want to do with YOUR vehicle of expression…and now its TOO MUCH.

    be careful..thats all i gotta say.

  75. @Jolie: "How many ladies have taken pole dancing classes? have you taken it back into the bedroom? would you consider having a pole installed in your house once you are married"

    I want to take em but no avail here.. and hell yes, I would take em back home!

  76. Hi Ms. Cortez!!!

    I felt like that was forced, wait it was!!

    shat! this is MFBS!

    Jac you are starting to rub off on me

  77. yes hi Ms. Cortez

    also hi to all the lurkers of SBM..

    @ Jolie..i wanna have a pole party instructional thing for my friends prolly around christmas time..invite an exotic dancer to teach us how to unleash our feminine pu$$y power.

  78. also i would like to point out that some of us (Read : 85%) have laxiedaisical jobs where we just have the somewhat luxury of chillin all day. Others may not have that which would cause them not to comment as much as the rest of us.

    it helps us get through the day! when u come on at 10pm making a comment we sleep!!!

  79. @Cuzzo: I let any woman I am dealing with know that I go to the strip clubs often. I invite them along if they have questions.

  80. @Mik: "it helps us get through the day! when u come on at 10pm making a comment we sleep!!!"

    yes ma'am… me in bed by 9:45pm stat is a good night. LOL

  81. I'm not much of a math person in my head. When someone asks me something that involves numbers, I give a momentarily blank stare.

    @T: I'm so glad that your daughter is picking up on this skill EARLY! 🙂

  82. Mikki: yes it is a beautiful thing…however I am trying to STUDY and she keeps showing me her work!!

    Nicki: i so want Real's hair, LOVES IT!!..although they do look a little hetero-suspect up in there.

  83. I say a female representative in each area of the SBM.net world set up a pole dancing class and members in that area attend. Then the women of SBM.net can come back and share with the men of sbm.net the skill set they have picked up.

    @nomore: have you ever had a girlfriend? you always say "women I am dealing with" sounds more like an associate.

    @misscortez: HEY GIRL!

    @sbm: see i'm staying on topic. arentcha proud!

  84. @teacia….LMAO @ the quote from A League of Their Own, I say that mess to my daughter ALL THE TIME

    @comeback…pole dancing classes are the hotness, one of my homegirls teaches one..we're all doing one for my bestie's 30th.

    @SBM…wahhh!! LOL…let's keep it movin' shall we?

    @Miss Cortez…HAAAYYYY

    @everyone…look, some of us have the time to read, some of us don't…get in where you fit in…you don't HAVE to read the entire post and comments to participate…i usually skim and comment on what catches my fancy…i mean, do you have to watch an entire football game to comment on a couple plays? No! just yell "aw c'mon ya'll, play some dam.n defense" and keep it moving. (sidenote…my special gift is that I can turn ANYTHING into a football analogy…LMBO)

  85. @Jolie: I think I tried having a girlfriend two or three times. Yeah, "Women I am dealing with" is the most accurate description I can provide.

  86. @SBM
    "but at that point the topic is on Sarah Palin’s lisp and her comment gets lost in the shuffle. It’s really discouraging a lot of people … even people who used to comment often."

    tell those babies I said to shaddup and comment then…what r they looking for – validation? if no one replies…who cares. comment more and start shouting.

  87. @Jolie

    I was lurking. Had personal moments that prevented me from being my usual charming and funny self. But I'm bizzack!

    "@nomore: have you ever had a girlfriend? you always say “women I am dealing with” sounds more like an associate."

    oh, u didn't notice that before? This man stays "single" cuz he wants to do what he wants to do, no questions asked.

    @No More

    You gonna have that potential GF for a loooong time, ain't ya buddy?

    @SBM

    a forum would be nice.

  88. @SBM

    yes! Why I Don't Want a Girlfriend: The No More Heroes Chronicles

    and…

    Male Celibacy: A Humble Man's Perspective

    or…

    How to Alienate Yourself in One Day, an Uncle Fester Joint

    Why So Serious on Why So Serious

  89. @Comeback: Don't let us down like the promise of great sex that turns into drill action… if you know what I mean.

  90. @Comeback: fantastic. I really think this needs to be a worldwide movement… not trying to get all preachy but our club is a good thing… it def offers me support (all my real life friends are engaging. LOL)

  91. "Don't let us down like the promise of great sex that turns into drill action… if you know what I mean"

    Nicki that was funny!! I know exactly what you mean and thats sad, very very sad.

    lol @ cuzzo great topics!

  92. As usual now that I am at work I dont have much time to sit and chat with ya'll but for someone to feel left out on this blog is silly. I agree with everyone else – if you don't comment how can we include you? Everyone even includes ME and I don't comment half as much as the rest of ya'll. So yeah… people feeling left out… sorry… comment more or cry somewhere else

    (am i going to get banned for being that harsh? haha hope not)

  93. @mik: So sad we have to know what that means…. (shakes fist at wack men!)

    Yaw, my friend just emailed me this and I am dying laughing STILL:

    "Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders & says…

    'Oh shit… she's awake!!''"

  94. @Cuzzo: Poke not stroke? What is that??????

    Drill action will make you sea sick… all that banging and clanging… HATES IT.

  95. U ladies are too, too much. I have to admit my tummy hurts and laughing pains it more and yet I hurt harder.

    Miks, Nicks, and Comebacks plus a Cuzzzzooooo~!

  96. @Jac Ineed you to elaborate.

    @comeback: LOL. I can't believe she just left us like that! HUNT HER DOWN puh-leeze.

  97. @Cuzzo: LOL.. not pokey mon. How about it is so short that when you ride him it keeps falling out and he gets mad at you? LOL

  98. Well basically, I was supposed to be helping him out. Like keeping him company at this hospital. Then I found out that he loved me. It was interesting.

    Anyways…he got that way because he stole a car and in trying to outrun the police he hit a tree and flipped out of the car and broke his back. He was a nice guy, but umm..I liked sex way more back then and well a quadraplegic?

  99. "cry somewhere else"

    way to go QB!

    she is truly one of us lol

    ya know Nicki i am over here dying laughing

    I didn't actually date a paraplegic guys i was being funny (i know going to hell)

    I did date a guy who needed crutches to walk, he had legs they just didn't work so well. I never did sleep with him lol

    end of story, yall not helping this post!! i was trying to help with ideas!!!

  100. Between you and Jac, I am over here in some tears…. me and Comeback were going apeshit cause you disappeared!

    Jac: hey pimpin!

  101. Hi..i just wanna say, Im a lurker and I DO NOT HAVE SELF ESTEEM issues. sometimes you guys get really selfish with the comments. Its harder than double dutch. You know when you do that little rope duck thing three times…im not good at this.

    anyway Hi, my name is lurkrecia. I really appreciate the fabulous suggestion to have a moratorium on the comments. it gives us guys a chance at life.

    thanks and have a good day.

    oh…i don't like strippers. The pole i feel is not sanitary. I would let my man go if he would take some lysol wipes.

  102. Good Day Luker: Thanks for comin out…. sometimes you just got to jump in and let that rope hit you!!!!! 🙂

  103. "You are going to hell with gasoline thongs on… all in your crack"

    that is gonna hurt real bad…

    i am dyin laughin ova here yall really need to stop!!!!!

    ROTFLMAO @ CUZZO

  104. Ha ha ha…yall are so damn funny. I knew it was Comeback, she's good at painting a pic with her words…that was an easy one. See I'm not the only one who gets bored on here.

  105. Thanks for the welcome, y'all. As for these comments, y'all are too crazy–paraplegics, really?!

    Back on topic for a sec, I still don't get it. And I've never had a man who frequented strip joints (that I know of anyway). I think I might have a problem with my man wasting $$ on lap dances.

    @SBM: Do you foresee visiting strip joints into your twilight years? 🙂

  106. @Ms. Cortez: I haven't had a man that frequented them a lot either.. I imagine I won't have a problem and I use that word imagine loosely. LOL

  107. Wow..I've never been into the Shake Joints. I've always viewed them as a dick tease. I guess if you are wanting conversation.. you pay for what you get. The patios or happy hours I hit on a regular basis are a good scene. The women look just as good.

  108. @miss cortez: "Back on topic for a sec, I still don’t get it. And I’ve never had a man who frequented strip joints (that I know of anyway). I think I might have a problem with my man wasting $$ on lap dances."

    thats why us ladies should take our own CLASSES.. its good exercise and we can entertain our men at home and MAYBE make a few dollars! I aint doing this for free nagga! MAMA NEED A NEW HOBO BAG!

  109. I just ask one of my girls… whose an ex dancer about the classes… she said she will check for me…. man, it works to know some folks… you can't exactly find these classes in the whitepages.com.

  110. "Back on topic for a sec, I still don’t get it. And I’ve never had a man who frequented strip joints (that I know of anyway). I think I might have a problem with my man wasting $$ on lap dances"

    @ ms. cortez…i never really had a guy that frequented as much as **some** men on here. How much is too much??? im not sure either. i guess i don't really care about the occassional thing. Now if it was twice a week..i would have some questions.

    if i was married and things were tight..yeah…i would need justification on the stripper line item. I can't see throwing grocery money on somebody you don't even know.

    other than that..im pretty lassez faire about it.

  111. @Jolie: That's ok girl. I'm in Kentuckiana. I am from Kentucky but just moved to Indiana last month, which is right across the bridge from Kentucky. I am claiming Kentucky but Indiana decreased my car insurance by $100 a month. LOL.

    Looong explanantion, I know.

  112. Comeback: "twilight years”

    got dam#n…thats when you should be thinking about goin home to glory…not tryna see if they can drop some metamucil in your rum and coke"

    Oh shiz….. This is hilarous. Promise they need to follow you with a microphone. You, my dear, are a gold mine.

  113. why so on lurking:

    I was a lurker for the longest. Yes, it can be intimidating at first. We do kinda have a rapport here, and interjecting into that does require boldness.

    However, fortune favors the bold. If I hadn't have made that first comment, I woulda never met a group of people that have refreshed my image of the educated [black] person

    lol…low key, you guys have gotten a cool image in my mind. I have pictures of how everyone is, voices, mannerisms etc. Kinda like when you read a book and form how that character is. e-points for errone.

  114. @whyso: "low key, you guys have gotten a cool image in my mind. I have pictures of how everyone is, voices, mannerisms etc. Kinda like when you read a book and form how that character is. e-points for errone."

    DUuuudee. Me too!

  115. I am having a party in my office now… door closed, they don't need to see this shit. Dancing to J LO Get right…. LOL

  116. @why so

    i'm gonna need you to put an apostrophe in future e'r'ones k? It took me 2 seconds to figure it out. (who's errone?, lol)

    @SBM

    I know you like that crunk and roll music and are anti-R&B but I think you'll find Chris Brown's, "Poppin'" was made for skripping…just for when you need a slow wind 😉

  117. @Why So: Yeah, I lurked here for a while, I noticed that it was almost like everyone knew each other, so at first I was hesitant to jump in…But I got replies to my first comment so it wasnt like I felt unwelcome.

  118. why so on strip club music:

    yes, all music played in the strip club is hype. Im not a jeezy fan, but when you're in the skrip cluhhh and that "gone shake ya ass" comes on…wow. Some music is simply created for the strip club.

    there's this song they played in atl, i think it was called "what's up wit da p**sy!??!" yeah, i liked that a lot lol

  119. @whyso: "why does gone shake that ass" hype me up… when I first got that cd I blasted that in the car…. but soon realized that may not be the way to attract an upstanding gentleman and will just listen in the iPod. LOL.

  120. Cuzzo: let that man embrace his ebonic side.

    errone carry on.

    Why so, you too sweetie…I so have this image in my mind as well, lol.

  121. @de strip club goers

    Do you prefer a p-poppin' lap dance or a slower more sensual one? Do you just want the booty in plain site without it actually touching you -don't know where it's been or course?

  122. no Comeback – what a grown man look like callin another grown man by a nickname.

    it's ebonical for "everyone". that's y i said he needed some apostraphes.

    *heading to Ross during lunch*

  123. Nicki got one for you:

    Go Head, Go Head
    Go Head, Go Head
    Go Head, Go Head
    Go Head, Babygirl Go Head
    Go Head, Go Head
    Go Head, Go Head
    Go Head, Go Head
    Go Head

    Shawtii gotta ass on ha (on ha)
    Imma put my hands on ha (on ha)
    Imma spend a couple grand on ha (on ha)
    Imma pop a rubberband on ha (on ha)

    …yeah EVERYTIME that comes on i'm on the dance floor.

  124. @T: LOL. I like that song too… it reminds me of "Savannahs," this club we had here a little while back. Please don't get me into little john…

    you aint gotta say too much from the look in your eyes, I can tell you wanna….

    Yep, I turn into a young chick real quick. LOL

  125. And you ain't gotta call me your boo…just as bad as you wanna…

    Whyso:Same here…that goes for the ones of you I haven't seen. I wonder if we're all accurate.

  126. "Whyso:Same here…that goes for the ones of you I haven’t seen. I wonder if we’re all accurate."

    I wonder the same thing…..

  127. Comeback: Welll…I never had s#x with him. It just seemed like too much for me. I mean if I had…he would have tried to have a baby with me and I ain't down for no baby with a man who can't work and is only not in jail because the state doesn't wanna pay for his care.

  128. And Im back!! I haven't read all the comments, but for the record…..I LOVE STRIP CLUBS (female ones). Male strippers are GROSS! The best strip club that I have EVER been to was in Miami/Ft. Lauderdale called Dyamonds. The girls in there were gorgeous. ATL strip clubs are good too. Whenever I go out of town, I try to make a point to check out their strip clubs.

    @whyso and Nicki – I LOVE that Jeezy/USDA song too. Makes me wish I was a stripper. Briefly that is.

  129. @V Renee: Girl, you ain't neva lied.. it gives me i wanna strip dreams too.

    @Jac: Yes dearie… I Know what you look like…. all the girls to be exact.. men, you guys are MYSTERIOUS!!!!!!

  130. "I just tried to comment and it says my comment is in moderation….WTF?!"

    V Renee girl you are officially family!!! All of the females here have uttered those words at least once, lol.

    Well guys i'm headed to take my midterm and then on to my Political Philosophy Class afterwards. If I don't talk to you later today, see you all in the morning.

  131. @Mik: LOL. Now I am not ready to put on shows are anything… but I've gotten pretty good.

    @comebck: Girl, it's a sad, sad situation here… But I found this girl who is a professional dancer (actually does it for a living) at one time I had a gang of girls ready to go with me, then school started and I dropped the ball… LOL.

  132. "hey celibacy club memebers tomorrow is throw back thursday get ur stories n songs together n email me!!!"

    im mad about this REALLY MIK..thats apart of my tribute. Im callin bullshyt on the 3rd eye. Why yall gotta throw the celibates back tomorrow?? JUST WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  133. regarding the whole comments from newcomers subject, I read every single day, and have never commented. I guess commenting would be polite, but I enjoy reading everyone elses comments (especially when they go off topic). I love reading about the celibacy club, I love the random arguments between Hasani, Teacia, and others, and I love SBM's posts and perspective on his blog.

    oh, and I secretly stan for humble_one, lol

  134. That's what's up. This is a (true) funny read.

    Is it just me or have most of the strip clubs in DC become places of interest for groups of women as well?

  135. @ Nick you live over the bridge from Indiana right? i just googled indiana + yoga and I get like 3million entries????

    most yoga studios are now encorporating belly dancing ..they both do generally the same with strength and flexibility.

  136. @Fly: You are cracking me up. Please comment more.

    @Comeback… not that indiana. LOL. I am in Jeffersonville, which is close to Clarksville and New Albany… Those parts of Indiana are right across from Kentucky…. Everything else is too far.

  137. Comeback:Usually when I say it no one knows what I mean unless I include that song. Nothing gross about it it's fun and island men can do it 🙂

  138. Just so we are clear…at 10:17 EST AM this morning i wrote about the celibate tribute that I am working on.

    …and now tomorrow it appears that there;s some type of throwback holiday street festival.

    wtf..

  139. @Comeback: yoga east in Louisville is where I found that girl… this man who works on our computers's wives owns one.

  140. comeback calm down we work together HOWEVER, I came up with throwback Thursday LAST Friday check the records luv. Now whats this stuff about a tribute??

    The post is already made all i have to do is hit the submit button!!!

  141. @ Nick so are you from Kentucky or Indiana..i missed that??? im slow. My uncle's wife has a lot of family in Louisville. I kind of liked it..its a little dead..but i like small towns like that, the ones that looked like they were poppin back in the day with all the coal/steel type stuff.

  142. Nicki we are telling short stories on our LAST sexcapade before the strike occurred and then u have to name an old school song to do with it and i will post the songs video

  143. Mikki:Humble has a Stan…ummm now am I going to have to have another rough Thursday? Please no. U remember how I was all hot and feverish and angry?

    Rescue me. MIKAY!

  144. lmao comeback you are so silly, i still can't figure out why your single, if i was a man i would soooooo date you!!

    eh hem ok, comeback last rant day QB gave me the idea for this "tribute" if you will, when she called herself reminiscing on her last time. So i decided to make some fun of it. I am worksiting her too!

  145. @Comeback: LOL. Look at post #186. I'm from Kentucky… but moved right across the bridge to Indiana… The indiana I'm close to is kinda called Kentuckiana because it's like a five minute drive from kentucky to indiana (which only includes Jeffersonville [where I live], New Albany [where I go to school] and Clarkville. )

    I know this is confusing as hell! Comeback, this city makes me want to slit my wrists in some parts.. you aint' never lied.. Indiana really looks like factories have gone to shit.

    @mik: gotya. LOL. I'm gonn get on it.

  146. " i still can’t figure out why your single, if i was a man i would soooooo date you!!"

    thank you mik..but erra…why this don't feel like a all around GOOD compliment. Like i tell people i wasn't ALWAYS single. I have been touched….places.

  147. I know right. I hate to even think about it. I have had to discuss it more than once and it is just…stressful.

    Comeback:If I were a man I'd do you.

  148. has anyone ever fell asleep using their toy? That's when you know you're old.

    It didn't happen to me, but a friend. LOL

  149. OMG i am laughin out loud!!

    Comeback it was a compliment I promise to goodness!! I mean I KNOW your stories about "O" "A" D" "K" "N" "Y

    Im just sayin you should not be single at this moment, but now that i thing if it maybe I only like you because you HAVE been single. Which could mean you being single has helped you and that could be another compliment.

    Jac its ok WOOOOSAAAAAAHHHHH

  150. Nicki:Yes I have. IN fact, last night McCain's old arse turned me on so much I just had to, but when I realized my fantasy I almost didn't take it out and tried to force myself to sleep so the day would be over.

    No but for real, yeah I have.

  151. @Did Jac say McCain turned her on? YOU NEED TO BE ADMITTED to the nearest mental facility

    @Mik: "Im just sayin you should not be single at this moment, but now that i thing if it maybe I only like you because you HAVE been single. Which could mean you being single has helped you and that could be another compliment."

    Wht the hell is this? I felt like a dog chasing my tail reading it. LOL. I think comeback was j/k with you… 🙂

  152. Nicki: "Please comment more."

    I'd love to, but no can do. My addictive ass personality would be on here hitting refresh every 45-60 seconds trying to see if somebody read my comment and replied to it, and I just can't go back to that place. It's safer for me to just read what yall have to say and "LOL" in my head.

    Comeback Girl: "ohhhhh hold it now…its about to be a what “STAN FIGHT”!!!!"

    I know right, lol. I've been reading long enough to know that a few other commenters secretly stan for him too (which makes him all the more stannable.) You don't even need a third eye to see who. But then again, this blog imitates real life; several women but one a handful of guys, and only about 3 out of that handful are lustworthy.

    Have a good day all 🙂

  153. "Im just sayin you should not be single at this moment, but now that i thing if it maybe I only like you because you HAVE been single. Which could mean you being single has helped you and that could be another compliment.”"

    im not coming back EVER…

    on another note…when these short stories due. Why can't we just have the festival over here. SBM can link back to you.

  154. I'm crackign up at Fly… you're reasons for not commenting are my reasons I DON"T GET DAMN WORK DONE….

    @Jac and Comeback: if your vag is sleeping, mine is in a damn COMA.

  155. Fly…:LOL…it so does you're right. And we hit refresh every 45-60 seconds too. Come on it'll be fun and I won't even be mad @ you like I was at Mikki for stanning Humble. Is it still a secret if everyone knows?

  156. "I know right, lol. I’ve been reading long enough to know that a few other commenters secretly stan for him too (which makes him all the more stannable.) You don’t even need a third eye to see who. But then again, this blog imitates real life; several women but one a handful of guys, and only about 3 out of that handful are lustworthy."

    Fly fly fly…i like you. Comeback tomorrow. ok

  157. @Mik: LOL… you have me cracking up. Hey a stan is that stalker/fan that is on Eminem's video… is name was Stan.. hence the term, "stan."

  158. @V Renee: it's about an hour and 30 minutes away… you mean like Cincinnati area, right????

    Ciao guys… may be back later… gotta go to school! ECK.

  159. "@Mik: Today? Shat. I need an extension."

    me too. AND what tha he!ll this gotta do with Dave Ramesy and a budget. Since you been "planning" this for a whole week.(air quote)

    Actually maybe i will make the deadline tonight…however some of yall been celibate since the old testiment..so i might understand the delay.

  160. LMAO comeback Yall got all day tomorrow to submit

    this aint got jack to do with dave!!

    p.s he is on right nah.

    and the old testament is right…

  161. SBM…since you not readin emails. I have an idea..maybe we can post Pics of Akua's sister sat thru sun to help find her. If we all set the intention she will be found. what do you think? i sent a message to akua hopefully she will answer in time to ok.

  162. @thecomebackgirl that sounds like a great idea! If you get the okay from here then send me the info to post and I will add it to my blog too. [email protected] (i think you already have that.. well you should i just emailed you but just in case)

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