First and Foremost … I am the president and founder of the Anti-Celibacy Movement (ACM) here on this site. I think that sex is good and we as adults should engage in healthy sex with people who deserve it as often as possible. And I wholeheartedly promote not sleeping around and racking up numbers … but picking good people to “use” (read: Friend with Benefits).
Now that I’ve said all that … onto today’s topic.
Sex … it clouds the mind, obscures judgment, and can f*ck you over … literally and not.
Have you ever kept some around because the sex was just too good. They weren’t good for you, they smacked your mama, and they took a dump on your living room to prove a point .. but damn if they don’t make your toes curl and your body just feel … good. Excellent head is grouped in here too …
Hell … just thinking about it makes me … man …
And has a subpar showing ever made you leave a perfectly good person. She is with you in thick and thin … He worships the ground you walk on … but the first 2 times weren’t good … so you deleted the number.
Even though you could have taught them … you just didn’t want to be bothered with it.
Well … I am here to agree with the some of the core beliefs of the Celibacy Club (started here in the comments section too) … sometimes sex just needs to be removed from the equation.
So … I present … Things that can go wrong because of sex:
- Inability to think about anything but the next time your having sex
- Ridiculous amount of money spent on condoms
- Entertaining someone for 8 months who you can’t stand … just because they are sleeping with you
- Going out on a second date just because the first one ended in sex … although you can’t stand her/his a$$
- Promising a girl a relationship … when you just want backshots
- Promising a guy a dinner … when you just want some d*ck
- You miss that million dollar meeting f*cking around with a quickie
- You develop an itch when thinking about it … and now everyone thinks your on “that stuff”
- You get pregnant (or get someone pregnant)
- You have sullied every piece of furniture in your house and feel bad when your mom sits on your couch
- The Home Owner’s Association is writing you up for getting caught on the balcony
- You cheat on the person you have 3 kids with, stayed with you through a bankruptcy, and loves you unconditionally … just because you wanted some new p*ssy/d*ck
So … please keep a level head when sex is involved. Don’t let it rule your life … and learn to give it up when needed.
That’s all …