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I think about it roughly every 28 to 94 minutes in some capacity.
Various capacities too. Sometimes rehashing great partners, sometimes fantasizing about future ones (I wonder how xxxx would be in bed), sometimes mentally validating stories I’ve heard (given that angle and weight … his pelvic bone would shatter).
During one of these moments I decided to ponder the question of “What defineds good sex?”
I find myself having this talk with females more often than guys. Rarely do “me and the guys” hang around defining what makes good pussy … but I have found women have lists upon lists defining what makes things good for them.
This has lead me to believe that sex varies a lot for women. Some guys are extremely good, while some just suck. Apparently some are gifted physically, but don’t know what to do with it. Others are average or “under gifted”, but make up for it with skills, willingness to do things, or … something. One in particular told me hwo she would have to drop someone quickly if her wasn’t “bringing it”. There was a post by The Fatales talking about size … and the girth vs. length issue seems to be talked about more than who eventually won the Jay Z and Nas beef.
When it comes to guys … uhhhhh … she swallows. Or … she does anal.
And not much more.
So … I decided to define this question on my own terms. What did all my great sexual experiences have in common? What was it that had me waking up in cold sweats, sitting at my desk incapable of thinking clearly, and incapable of speaking during the act? What for a man makes sex good?
I quickly figured this is a hard question to answer. Fact is … I do most of the work and control the situation. I’ve never had anyone throw me against a wall and hold my arms up (and I don’t want anyone). I’ve never had anyone bend me over a bed. table, kitchen counter, TV, railing, bathroom sink … well … u get the point. So since I’m leading 80% of the time … what defined the “greats”?
Glad you asked …
Can ya ride?
One of the few times I’m not in control is when I’m on the bottom and she is on top. If she doesn’t know how to move her hips, command the situation, and stare into my eyes while licking her lips … she’s not going to be one of the greats. Hop on that boy and gyrate until hurts … then keep going. “My thighs hurt” should never be uttered …
Wetness … aka … That Aquafina Flow
VSB already debunked this myth that we care about tightness and brought the importance of wetness to the table. I’m here to cosign. While I have had a few that “hugged” him rather nicely … those that tried to drown him go into the history book.
Hoopin and Hollerin
The moans, groans, and saying my name are very notable. They turn something fun … into an event. There is just nothing like hearing your name moaned … NOTHING. Wait … I take that back … when she can actually tell you in a sultry voice what your doing in the type of nasty language that make you think “did you work in phone sex before” … that’s even better.
What else you doing?
The actual act of sex doesn’t change that much. How many different ways can you put the peg into the hole? For someone to earn Heather Hunter notoriety … you need to be doing more. Spit on it, swallow something, deep throat, then tell me put it somewhere … interesting. Even just some grabbing on me, nibbling my ear, and that stuff will make me love it more. That’s how your gonna get that MVP title.
No crying in f*cking baseball …
“My back hurts”, “You done yet … its been 2 hours”, and “Can we stop … I’m sore” will lose you more points than renigging in spades. Suck it up … like my inner thing ain’t spasming too.
She wants it just as bad
Ever had someone jump on you in anticipation? Had a female let you know she wants it even more? That’s sexy …
So at the heart of it … va-jay-jay accounts for maybe 30% of “is it good”. Superhead got her name for her skills … aint never heard of Superp*ssy …
What did I miss?