I like women … nay … I love women.
I like talking to them, I like going out with them, I like going out to a movie with them, I like laying next to them, I like sitting on a couch and putting my arm around them, I like chatting them up … and I especially like giving them the bidness making love to them. Yes … I do love me some women.
But … ya know what … I like other things to.
I like riding my motorcycle (I hate winter BTW), I like driving (while banging screw), I like surfing the internet, I like watching movies solo (don’t have to answer any complex plot questions to anyone but myself), I like sleeping, I like playing video games, I like reading (real books too … not magazines), I like chilling with my friends, I like to mentor kids, I like doing nothing at all, I like programming … I like … well … a lot of things.
In a time when you have women suffering from the “I need a man” syndrome and people preaching to “multi-task that a**” so they don’t get overly consumed with more than one person … SBM is here to preach of an alternative that will benefit your personal life, your love life, and might just get a tree planted somewhere. And it’s so simple because I know people hate directions with more than one step overly complicated plans. Four words …
Get a f***ing hobby
Yes … that’s it. What … 300 words ain’t enough?
Ok … I’ll give you more … I promise it’ll be good …
A lot of people are obsessed with dating, finding a mate, sex, and the like (it’s what keeps SBM.net in business!) to the point were they just simply obsess over it … or they feel the only way to distract themselves from one woman/man is with another woman/man.
What ever happened to just filling your thoughts and time with … other sh*t? I bet there is a good book in your house that needs to be read, something that needs to be fixed, or a friend you haven’t seen in months. Instead of hitting up #2 on your list of potentials … why not get a pick up game going with Ray Ray and Pookie (everyone knows a Pookie)? Why not finally go build that Ikea bookcase thats been sitting in the box for 3 months? Why not call up Big Brother’s Big Sister’s and go change a kids life?
I know some people think this is a strictly female phenomenom … wrong! Men can be just as clingy and needy (lets call them men for lack of a better word … although simp comes to mind) not knowing how to not be up under their woman. For these “men” … its just inexcusable. Go do some push-ups!
It’s a well known fact that all many women suffer from this debilitating condition. Since I am not a woman … my advice might not be the best … but lets start by taking “him” off of #2 speed dial. Next, your gonna call the girlfriend you have been shunning for the past few months (that’s what yall do as soon as a man comes into the picture), and invite her out for a drink. After that, go to the book store and pick up something to read … doesn’t even have to be intelligent … just nothing about romance or love. Rinse and repeat … and you’ll be on your way.
Don’t believe that this is for you … lets look at the benefits:
- You will have a life of your own … and that … is priceless.
- Your boyfriend/girlfriend, FwB, Jump Off, Person your stalking … will enjoy not having to entertain you 24/7.
- When you break up with said person (remember the 99% failure rate) … no need to sulk around the house for weeks because you got a basketball game, a happy hour, a a yoga class scheduled for this week.
- You will actually keep your friends … instead of dumping them all as soon as a new man/woman comes along.
- You might actually accomplish something … besides having a man/woman.
Anyone feeled a renewed vigor to go out and get them a life of their own? Anyone with friends who need this link forwarded to them? Some sad “he/she is my everything” individual who wants to speak their piece?