I know you all read and love my other blog over at honey magazine, I figured for those who haven’t gone over there yet … I would post my last post here. Enjoy …
Although a lot of women don’t agree with me, seduction is a 2 way street. Yes … courtship (now) goes both ways.
Just as he is wining and dining you, watching Desperate Housewives with you, and putting up with your cackling and annoying female friends … any woman looking to earn the coveted “wifey” title should be focused on impressing that special guy.
There are plenty of ways to do this. So many ways … kinda boggles the mind. Cook him a homemade dinner, surprise him with some lingerie, or giving him some porn star quality head special attention. But one way to make him look at you in a different light, one way to finally get out of the jumpoff category (ok … there is rarely anyway to lose the JO label), one way to getting one step closer to earning your MRS … be cool.
Yeah … be motherf*cking cool
When we think of women … a few words and images come to mind. Of course you have that “mother of my child”, “life giver”, and emotional caregiver that we all love. But … really … nagging, demanding, and “always bugging the living f*ck out of me” also come to mind. One way to differentiate yourself from every other chicken head woman vying for his attention is to be the cool one who he just … enjoys.
Because a person who just tells you what to do without giving some tips and hints is … well … useless … I am going to share some time tested methods to become that cool chic that is the envy of every guy.
Watch whatever he likes with him … and … DON’T ASK QUESTIONS
Some guys love football, some are basketball fans, some crave golf, while others are into 24 or Heroes. Whatever it is, watch it with him once in awhile, and don’t ruin his show. Extra points if you make him something to eat with it.
Go with him to the strip club
Now … I know you don’t want to go see some titties in your face (well … if your north of the Mason Dixon … cause southern women seem to love them some strip clubs), but if he is a fan … prepare to earn yourself some brownie points. Double if you make it rain.
Don’t Nag … make jokes
When one guy has a problem with another, when he is being annoyed, or when his boy is f*cking up … he jokes (aka clowns … aka jones on) him. Adopt this approach for 75% of the things you want to “have a talk about”. Instead of yelling at him for being late, tell him they should rename CP time after him. Think about it … you’ll be considered “cool” in no time.
Bring home some beer/congac
Bring him his favorite drink … as a surprise. And don’t being something for both of you, don’t bring something he hates but you love … bring him some good “yac” or his favorite beer (probably Corona). And if you don’t know what that is … then your slipping!
Give him head in the car
Uh … self explanitory.
While every guy loves a “cool girl” … not everyone is going to fall in love with one. While you go and prove you him that you can be fun and relaxed too … don’t forget how to be a woman. No one is trying to f*ck one of the boys.
i agree with the watch whatever i like and bring me some <del>cognac/beer</del> vodka/beer (heineken in my case).
I co-sign on alllll of those points. And yes, I even managed to elude the JO category by just being "cool" because I was someone he actually wanted to BE around* and not just…. ya know.
Extra bonus points on the strip club excursion: If he wants to buy you a lap dance, LET HIM! The girls are actually really nice to you if they know you're a rookie.
(*Disclaimer: Results not typical)
Don't ask questions? Really? In my experience, it seems men get off teaching a woman about sports. It seems to give them some sort of "I- Am-Man-She-Woman" buzz.
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Give him some head in the car. Chuuuuch!
woooow. I abide and follow everything on this list…still single though..but nonetheless, i get big compliments from the men i am dating at that time. But the problem is that if a woman gives this, 50% of men will take advantage and just enjoy the treats or will not appreciate it. Sometimes men are soo used to the naggin a$$ bitch, and how to deal with her, when they get a gem they are confused…
Bringin' me some brew (Sam Adams, Killian's) = Major Cool Points
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Ok, so let's see…"any woman looking to earn the coveted “wifey” title should…."
1. Not ask questions/nag
2. Go to a strip club
3. give (beep) in the car
…I wish I could get back the brain cells I just killed while reading this post.