You should be doing one of three things right now … depending on the exact date:
Fighting old women and soccer mom’s as you try and find a last minute gift for the boo
Enjoying some sexually suggestive gift from the boo or trying to smile as you unwrap socks from your mom.
Getting punished (DC word for very drunk) of eggnog mixed with some of that good good. Then … ending the night with some excellent Christmas coitus. And remember … its better to give than receive.
And shout out to all my Kwanzaa and Hanukkah celebrators. I see you …
Come back next week for more of the usual … we need a break too.
Happy Holidays n sh*!