It’s the holiday season, (#seewhatididthere), and whether you are celebrating Hanukah, Kwanza, Christmas, or nothing at all it is the season for giving. There’s really no time like the holidays to spend with your loved ones. To share exciting times looking back over the past year and on these occasions when we get to sit and enjoy the moment, we look to have our loved ones there. It’s also a time of the year where we get to put on our “Holiday” hats and our birthday suits and have a little fun. Just as we expect those holiday bonuses from our employers, we also expect those holiday bonuses from our lovers. You know exactly what I’m talking about; you only get special attention on your birthday, Jesus birthday and your anniversary, so you look forward to it. Anyway, I’ve compiled a list of 12 Naughty Things you can do for your boo during the holidays to put a little spice into that sugar.
1. Aromatic pleasures.
Your sense of smell is extremely heightened when you are turned on. Take advantage of this and your partner by visiting your local mall or shop to find an aromatic candle or incense that will set the mood and get the juices going. (Tip: turn up the heat a few notches and add some red wine, and it’s going to be a great night.)
2. Cook a meal for your significant other in just your Christmas hat and your elf shoes.
Nothing says hello, like coming home to your partner in their birthday suit. And if you are George Constanza nothing goes better together than food and sex. You will surprise your mate with a well cooked meal and no one likes being served better than a server in the buff.
3. Hide and Peek.
Take some racy pictures of yourself, revealing a piece of clothing in each picture. Spice up the game by leaving a post-it with something naughty you want to do to your partner once they finally find you. Make sure you let your partner know they must collect all the clues to collect the prize, no cheating.
4. Get away for a weekend.
Take a vacation to a ski resort with your significant other. It would be nice to see the slopes, but it will be better to spend a night in front of the fireplace making passionate sexy time. This seems like something out of a romance novel, but it’s definitely worth doing.
5. Take a dive to the Love Below.
As men, we understand that you think it feels like you’re going to gag or you just feel dirty for doing it. But we have similar complaints ourselves. You don’t necessarily have to go down low, but do that special naughty thing you don’t do too often for your lover.
6. Insert a toy or new addition to the bedroom.
Everybody is not that freaky, so if you bring home anal beads your partner might show you the door. (They might like it, to each their own.) However, you can really spice up your sex life by adding a toy, new lubrication, or even a swing to the bedroom. Visit your local naughty store together and pick one out.
7. Role play.
You can spend a night with your partner role playing and playing your favorite characters. Maybe you plan out a blind date, acting out an affair, or whatever you kinky people that read SBM like to role play doing. However, this is a great way to get closer to your partner and try something new for a change.
8. Give out “sexual” favors.
Who doesn’t like those McDonald’s coupons that come in the mail? Sausage McMuffins for breakfast! Spice this one up, by providing your partner with a book of sexual favors that can be redeemed at any time. Suggestions include: “Skip this argument, let’s have sex,” “As soon as you come home,” and my favorite, “Anywhere, Anyhow, Anytime.”
9. 2010 Calendar.
I know that we live in the Youtube and Facebook era and we are terrified of our pictures and videos ending up in the wrong hands, but let me tell you something, if you’re not a celebrity, no one really cares about your naked pictures. Take 12 of your sexiest, raciest, and nude photos and make a calendar for your significant other. Please remember to be tasteful.
10. Cops and robbers.
The weather outside is frightful, but being trapped inside with the enemy is a good way to get the juices going. Someone plays the role as a robber trying to steal the goodies, while the other plays the role of the cop trying to rid the town of the villain. Add in a pair of handcuffs once the villain is caught and enjoy.
11. You’ve heard of break up sex, but try some wake up sex.
Most times during the week we have to rush to get up and get going for work. So morning sex is a no-no. However, now that you have a few days off why not surprise your partner with some morning sex. We all wake up horny anyway.
12. What’s Your Fantasy?
Spend some time apart writing a no holds barred fantasy letter to your partner. Make sure that both of you knows that you will not hold anything back and you promise not to judge each other for their fantasy. This only works if both people are honest and open with one another. With your holiday cards also open your fantasy letters and act them out.
I hope you enjoy your season’s cheer just as much as I will mine. I look forward to having a great holiday season and a Happy New Year. For those of you who only check SBM at work and won’t be online as much during the holidays, stay safe and stay out of trouble. Well out of any trouble that might have you in a Fulton County Jail on a Thursday night, Monday morning is a long way aways.
PS – Not really though.