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The Argument for Fake Breasts

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To date, i’ve not met one man who says, “Meagan Good, nah I can’t mess with a girl with fake breasts.” Not never…

The post should be called, The Augment for Real Breasts, but I digress.  I think that women are so inconsistent when it comes to their bodies.  Men don’t really have this problem because I think we only really have to deal with fat and skinny.  I could extend it to tall or short, dark or light, but anything you can’t control is not worth worrying about.  And as it pertains to boat sizes, outside of a dangerous implant surgery if your boat is a row boat, there’s little you can do to get to a 45 foot yacht.  Women always ask, “Are you a breast man or an ass man?”, and I always tell them I’m neither, let me see what I get.  If bodies were a party, a big old booty would let you skip the line, but having big breasts is popping two Ace of Spades bottles.  You can still get in without them, but we know what type of party it’s going to be when we get them.

Let me back up and tell you, 99% of all men do not care.  We just don’t care whether they are natural or fake.  If they had a preference, most men are going to tell you natural.  Here’s the question that you should ask though; “Do you prefer small natural breasts or large fake breasts?”  And that’s when you’re going to see some dissension amongst the ranks.  If you have 36D breasts, wait, if you have 36C breasts, no man is going to complain about natural breasts unless they are ugly breasts.  But if he has to choose between 32A (au natural) and 34DD (Silicon Valley), he’s going to pick the double D’s.

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Some people say that they hate the way fake ones feel and they don’t move like the natural ones.  That may be true, but it’s still fun to motorboat whether they be stiff and firm or soft and plush.  Aren’t they just nice to look at?  Like when you can sit back and admire a nice rack that stands at attention isn’t it the greatest?  I mean, to most men I think they can look at a nice rack for hours.  Picture it this way, if you could have a topless woman in your office for 8 hours a day, would you rather that or NOT having a topless woman in your office for 8 hours a day?  LOL, the answer is simple.  Where can I buy four?

My issue with natural breasts is that they are susceptible to age.  Do us all a favor and at least meet in the middle with a lift.  When men say they want a girl who is down to earth, they mean your personality, not your breasts.  (All arguments are created equal and to be fair, if you get a breast job, get insurance so that if the job is botched you can go back and get them fixed.  A botched boob job is the absolute worst!)  There is no hope for ugly, saggy, skinny, flappy, itty, bitty, crooked, or discolored breasts.  (Here are some exceptions; men understand that they are not the same size and we will work with that, also tan lines receive two thumbs up.)

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Women with natural breasts always think that women with fake breasts have low self-esteem, and nothing could be farther from the truth.  You see men find confidence in a woman to be attractive.  A woman who is unhappy with her body gets fake breasts and it boosts her self-esteem and confidence… AND THAT’S SEXY!  So maybe that’s my perspective, I want every woman to be happy with the body that she wants.  And if that body happens to have fake breasts then so be it.  Hmph.

Let it be known that I’m a fan of plastic surgery.  Dr. 90210 was my favorite show until it went off the air and now it’s Keeping Up with the Kardashians.  I think that plastic surgery has its place in society and we should let it be.  There’s just so much that you can do to improve your appearance whether it be botox, tummy tuck, liposuction, hair removal, face lifts, breast implants/augmentation, butt implants/augmentation, vaginal rejuvenation, etc… Did you know that you can get a Brazilian ass?!  Don’t tell your husband that.  And when you go get a vaginal rejuvenation, they ask you what age you want your vagina to be… you can pick the age… THAT’S FREAKING SWEET DUDE!  I’m not the type of man to suggest my wife get some work done, but if she wants too I’m not opposed.  Let’s be real, how can women who wear fake nails, fake hair, caked on makeup, contoured clothing, girdles, bleaching creams, and the list goes on, judge a woman for fake breasts?  Don’t worry, I’ll wait.

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I don’t judge.  So to the men who say they hate fake breasts…

MORE FOR ME!

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  1. I like my boobs the way they are now, but by the looks of other women in my family I will get a lift or possibly a reduction after having children.

    I considered lipo, but I feel like that's cheating so i'm working out and trying to eat healthy to drop some lbs. Maybe some butt fat in the ball of my feet so I can handle 4in heels. that's about all

    1. cudos hun… on a different note, why cant we be happy with who we are? partially this is the reason why most men especially black men have lost my respect in my eyes. so having a lift will prevent you from sagging?

      why not sag, having a body that ages is a unique and wonderful thing. why do we always find faults with ourselves, the self hate perpetuated within our society is very sad, and now to see and read the travesty being condoned by our men is shameful.

      for all the men making a case for fake breast, im making a case for penis extension surgery, i want it big and long and constantly stiff and standing at attention and instead of a 6 inch i want a 10 or better after all no girl wants a short d*ck man right? and when you start aging and your libido drops and you dont get as hard as usual i say get a lift, i mean which woman wouldnt want to see a pretty erect p*nis right… hogwash

      it bothers me how the sentients think. instead of inspiring women to put toxic and deadly chemicals into her body or undergoing something so disparaging and deadly for what the creator already endowed how about you encourage them to love themselves and embrace your women black men..smh

  2. Hahahaha!!!!!

    #Muerta!

    Still haven't had the pleasure to feel fake tittays, and would love to! Fortunately I'm "blessed" 36C. I am very happy with my sweethearts 🙂

    I also don't oppose plastic surgery at all. If I could I'd have a little lipo here and there… take it I may be a bit salty for whom ever is able to afford it, but just wait, I look good still and don't need any help just yet. Exercise and a good diet has been helping me so far!

    1. I think he could have at least made a disclaimer by saying reality show. Keeping Up With The Kardashians is noone's favorite show over all and if it is, you clearly need to be exposed to some other ish. That said, the Kardashians are oddly addictive to watch.

      1. Heroin – oddly addictive

        Crack – oddly addictive

        Sea Salt/Pepper Potato Chips – oddly addictive

        Keeping Up with the Kardashians – utter travesty

        1. I'm not sure I would say the first two are "oddly addictive". They are just highly addictive.

          I stand by my original statement that the Kardashians are oddly addictive. If I didn't watch, how would I know that Kim is a little OCD, Khloe is the most likeable sister and Scott Disick is a DB who reminds me of Patrick Batemen?

        2. Actually, I keep watching because I am waiting to see if a murder spree correlates with one of Scott's returns to eratic behavior. If I can recognize the pattern, I could possibly save lives.

        3. Sorry, but Kim loses much respect for having the dubious honor of making the world's first boring porno movie [who keeps their bikini top on during sex?]

          I don't know the other ones so: the little one with the baby and the psycho BF is cute. And the Bigfoot looking one that married Lamar Odom reminds me of that old 80s movie Mask.

          Other than Chelsea Lately I've sworn off the E! Channel to preserve my remaining grey matter.

    2. We're all allowed to watch whatever we want to watch on TV. I said TV show, I mean what else is there to watch. They done cancelled my Law & Order. And Californication isn't on right now.

      1. You are correct, you can watch whatever you want. I also didn't realize you were referring to only what is airing during the summer. I still would go with something like True Blood or Mad Men (as of this season, at least), but that's me. As for reality, I'm stuck on the Kardashians and the Jersey Shore fools. I apologize greatly if I have offended you regarding your taste in television.

        There are tons of great shows coming back on next month, so I hope that you will have a different opinion then. 🙂

  3. I have huge breasts..and like a mentioned in another post….breasts seem to have gone outta style in favor of big azzes or silicone injected azzes. I can't even get a breast massage…lol. 🙂

    I would love a lift…but, I am not willing to go under the knife to enhance my boobs….once you get started with plastic surgery you have to keep going…you have retweek and so on….besides, this is my body as is…if working out and exercise can't change it..then too bad…no knives.

  4. I Luv my twins!!! 36D au natural and they have been good to me still even after having a child. The only thing I can foresee possibly getting will be a breast lift when I hit my forties. I am not opposed to fake anything as long as it makes you happy just don't over do it. (Lil Kim, Vivica Fox, Heidi Montag, etc) just to name a few.

  5. I don't have a real preference with real or fake, but I don't like ridiculously huge fake breasts that look and feel like basketballs. If you have a 26-inch waist, you shouldn't have a Q-cup.

    Dr J: "Women always ask, 'Are you a breast man or an ass man?'"

    I hate this stupid question. It's not an either/or thing.

    QueenT: "I have huge breasts..and like a mentioned in another post….breasts seem to have gone outta style in favor of big azzes or silicone injected azzes."

    Out of style? Perish the thought! I'm sure they get plenty of attention.

      1. "Believe me when I tell YOU..they DON’T!"

        Here's me looking askance at your comment. A good looking woman with huge breasts getting no attention? Either you live amongst nothing but [email protected] men and eunuchs (Atlanta?) or you need more people.

        1. I'm sure she meant she doesn't get the attention from men that are worth getting attention from. Most women at least get attention from scoundrels and scallywags.

        2. @Sane…exactly, I get the wrong kind of attention..I get gawkers and what not..but, the men I have dealt with of late don't like big boobs….they're azz men.

        3. Sane: "I’m sure she meant she doesn’t get the attention from men that are worth getting attention from. Most women at least get attention from scoundrels and scallywags."

          Well, the men worth getting attention from will notice, but won't be leering at, a woman's ta-tas anyway, so you would never know he's checking you out. Even if he approaches, he'll do a Jedi mind trick on himself so he looks in your eyes and not at them tig ol bitties.

  6. I don't want huge breasts. In fact, I'm a little upset they got bigger. I'm a cool 34 C and they girls sit up well.

    As long as they don't start looking like NatGeo tits I'm straight.

    1. LaBakir is my e-soul twin… lol. I agree my 36C hasn't done me wrong yet. I just thank my lucky stars that I landed right in the middle. It amazes me the way some women think about the bodies… like I'm not even sure where that negative self-image comes from or how it starts. I don't oppose people who get breast implants or other plastic surgeries but when you start looking like Jocelyn Wildestein… back away from the knife.

      http://makemineamojito.com/wp-content/uploads/201

      1. Ewww…that lady was on the news not too long ago!!!

        I always thought I was leaning toward the smaller end of the spectrum, but I guess you're right…it's in the middle!

  7. "Let’s be real, how can women who wear fake nails, fake hair, caked on makeup, contoured clothing, girdles, bleaching creams, and the list goes on, judge a woman for fake breasts? Don’t worry, I’ll wait."

    And there you have it!

    I think Real > Fake, but I'm all for a woman enhancing their appearance. I think women should take all non surgical liberties to do so first, and and surgery should be supplement.

    Good post!

      1. Never understood the calf implants. I wont front, my calfs are small 🙁 lol but I don't care. As for my chest, I built that up to be firm and a good size, so to get pec implants for a man is asenine to me, because a mans body is structurally built to work in tandem with the other muscles when you weight train etc. Thats why these ddues with small chests and big arms look so funny and are seceptible to more injury.

        You can build a big chest without implants. Women can't do the same.

    1. because all those things are temporary and you can remove em at any time sometimes used to enhance or play up a "certain" look, not your entire being. And don't tell me you can remove implants, I already know this but its mostly done because they are leaking and someone is concerned for their health. or they want even bigger ones. gross. lol

      no need to wait. I answered the question. LOL

  8. I love my firm natural DDs 🙂 and i am not against surgery…heck i am saving up for a lipo or tummy tuck and it has nothing to do with self-esteem….i just want a great body i am proud of…..:)

  9. Fake breasts are cool, and in about 7 years fake booty will be cool too. Ppl just gotta get used to it like how they had to get used to fake breasts. Get a pretty face and build her up from scratch from below the neck, you'll have a "dime in no time."

    I don't care, i bet plastic lasts longer than human flesh anyway, she'll be 75 with that crazy chest and rear and I'll still be looking nice….cuz that's just what i do.

    1. in about 7 years fake booty will be cool too>>>>>>

      In about 7 years!!??? NOPE booty implants has been HOT IN THESE STREETS for about a good 3 maybe 4 years now it was just under the disguise of calling it a butt lift.

      1. Cool then we don't have to hide it no more….to be honest a natural, no-makeup, pretty face is 1 in 10,000.

        And to me that can make up for the rest, i workout she can come to the gym wit me and build up some thighs and get that sexy line in her back for the back out dress.

  10. This was a great post. I don't have fake boobs but I am approaching 30 in a 38D and don't like my boobs as much as I use too. My workouts are usually running/cardio no to minimal weights. But I agree yes boobs do age but I'm def. going to find some workouts to make sure they stay all perky, Some days I like them better than others I confess.

    I recently met someone who works in a plastic surgeons office and I learned of vaginal rejuvenation. I thought what type of woman would need that. But then again. I guess the Vag ages too. I don't know. Some fake boobs look gross but I'm guessing that's a small percentage. Whatever makes you happy, I say go for it. Especially the Brazilian Butt. I'd authorize a transaction on one.

    You are right women have so much more to worry about, but it's cool at least we know you guys are admiring from a far.

    Sincerely,

    Go

  11. If my 38Ds were just not responding to any workouts when I'm rounding 35, then I'd probably get a lift and I'd consider vaginal rejuvination if it was necessary. I think that's as far as I'd go though. I'm not against plastic surgery, but I'm not a huge fan of it. I'm a fairly simple person when it comes to that list of things women do to improve their appearance. I wear little to no makeup and don't do fake nails, hair, etc. If I can be confident without all of that (or surgery), then what would I need all of that for?

    Even though I'm not against surgery, I feel like this post really keeps bringing the reason for it back to doing it for men. I'm not sure I can cosign on that specifically, but if you're doing it for yourself, then I'm all for it.

    1. Do you know what vaginal rejuvenation even involves??! And how terribly disfiguring the results often end up looking like? Further, have you had any major surgery? I have had typical sports related surgeries and the pain was overwhelming for weeks. I can't even imagine that type of pain in the vaginal area, and precisely for what? The vagina is elastic. It does not "stretch out" as so many people seem to believe. Some women are naturally tight, others are not. BFD. Find a guy with a larger penis if its that much of an issue.

  12. I'm more of a face guy, I'd say. I'm a sucker for a pretty face. Besides that, generally speaking, I like women of all shapes and sizes. More than anything, I like a women who really and truly like themselves. The supremely confident woman can take everything off and stand squarely in front of you without trepidation, shame or self-consciousness. That woman, in that moment is for me, the sexiest woman on Earth. So – real or fake doesn't really matter nor does tall or short, thick or skinny… so long as you are neither anorexic, or obese, you're fine with me. The woman I like knows and avows her deliciousness…

    1. "I’m more of a face guy, I’d say. I’m a sucker for a pretty face. Besides that, generally speaking, I like women of all shapes and sizes."

      and there you have it. face>>>>>>(everything else)

    2. Like I mentioned earlier regarding butt vs. breasts, I don't see it as an either or thing. Face included.

      Beauty. B00ty. B00bies. Don't make me choose.

  13. I don't knock a woman who wants implants. The twins are meant to be enjoyed. I know too many people with beautiful breast who can't feel a thing with them. How is that right??

  14. dude you are seriously tripping with this post. first off all real>>>>>>>>>>>fake (times 1000).

    "If bodies were a party, a big old booty would let you skip the line, but having big breasts is popping two Ace of Spades bottles."

    says who? if it were my club the big ole booty would be getting just as much pull if not more than the big breasts. in reality all you need is a mouth or handful and everything else is extra. sure double d's are nice but how many double d's do you know that sit up nice?

    Let me back up and tell you, 99% of all men do not care. We just don’t care whether they are natural or fake. If they had a preference, most men are going to tell you natural. Here’s the question that you should ask though; “Do you prefer small natural breasts or large fake breasts?”

    – that percentage is a little high don't you think? and yes i would prefer smaller natural breasts over fake breasts. matter fact i would prefer the natural version of anything over fake.

    1. I think women should do what they need to do to be confident in themselves. I like my 34DD/DDD's. I'm loving my natural body right now. The lord blessed me with 36-29-44 frame but I didn't always have confidence with it. I, and my man (who told me I look better nakid–wasn't sure how to take that) might love it now but trust and believe I will have no problem getting a lift (not implants) after I have kids.

  15. Fake breast look good when you have clothes on. When you are naked they look artificial and sometimes nasty. But women tend to want them cause they see women that look good with them in clothes. They don't see them naked.

  16. i used to love my breasts…i used to love my 38D but now i wear a 40DD (after 2 children and getting older and weight gain etc.)

    i feel that they are too big overall. I don't like them anymore and am considering a breast reduction surgery, but then I don't want my breasts to look like frankentitty because of all of the scars and then they say that you lose sensitivity, so what's the trade off? perky breasts that have no feeling and look like frankentitty, or large breasts that are starting to drop and still feel really good when you're having sex?

    It's too much pressure on a woman sometimes…i just keep trying to go to the gym and keep my weight down and do chest exercises…i don't want to go under the knife, but if there was a way to make a change sans getting sliced and diced I would.

    1. Honestly, the outcome of a breast reduction surgery has ALOT to do with your Doctor and how your skin heals…. My co-worker had one years ago and her breast are GORGEOUS!!! #momentofbreastenvy….

      She only has a small scar on her nipples which now are vary faint you can hardly see it and them suckas now stand up like WHOA…. she used to be a 40DD now she is a 40C PERFECT!!

      Just make sure you do your homework and get a good surgeon Black preferably only because they understand how our skin can sometimes Keloid and scar so they take extra precautionary measures..

      1. GirlSixx, I have never met anyone in person who has had the surgery. I would like to sit down and talk to them and discuss the pros and cons with them myself.

        I agree that a good surgeon has a great deal to do with the outcome.

    2. I think that if a man had to choose between the 38Ds and no kids, or 40DDs and his children, he's going to take the 40DDs…

      Where is Rich Boy at when you need him?!

      Matter fact, where is Rich Boy? At the club with J-Kwon, Eamon and Mario Winans.

      1. Thanks Dr. J, my husband has never complained, it's really mostly my own perception of what looks pretty to my own eye and makes me happy with myself.

  17. Many of my friends have had work done and the fundamental problem with plastic surgery is that it just shifts the focus of your low self-esteem from one area to the next. My best friend said it best several years after she had a bit of work done – the surgery only fixes the outside, it doesn't fix the part of you that thought something was wrong in the first place.

    Of the people I know who have done some type of work done, most, if not all, were disappointed in the outcome and wish they hadn't done it. Because the other downside of surgery is that it never looks as good as you thought it would. Breast implants come with large scars that are not easily hidden (especially when naked), liposuction causes skin unevenness that requires regular upkeep that costs thousands and thousands of dollars a year (which most people can't afford), and because our bodies have finite fat cells, removing a large number of them means that other fat cells will begin to grow irregularly in response to weight fluctuation, and some people develop fat casings around their major organs which can be fatal. Further, almost all plastic surgery causes a lost of nerve sensation, and most implant surgeries must be repeated every 10 years (=money, time, physical pain). Oh, and of course you can die on the table. Just ask Kanye West about that one.

    But wait, I guess we're supposed to be glorifying surgery because millennials are incapable of doing anything but glorify celebrity culture. And God knows that what 20'something year old men think is sexy is the most important barometer of how all women should lead their lives, lest they die alone and single.

    1. Cheers to you. Great post.

      That said, I do think there are reasons for plastic surgery besides appeasing male percerption and also ones that don't have to do with low self-esteem. When you are happy with yourself, and then you have kids and then you're not as happy with yourself as you once were – then, that's a valid reason. RedLady describes it well in her post. I don't know what to tell someone in her position.

      Still though – great post.

      1. Yeah, the pregnancy thing is real. My Mom has a shitload of kids and while she works out 1-3 hrs everyday, pretty religiously, she still has the stomach pooch that runs in my family post-pregnancy. She was seriously considering a tummy tuck and then two things happened: 1) She works in a hospital and the week she had her consultation, a patient came in with severe sepsis following a tummy tuck surgery; and 2) She had all her children naturally, and when she saw what the scars from a tummy tuck look like, she became far less interested. Instead, she splurged on really good support wear and called it a day. Sometimes you just have to accept that your life is what it is, and be grateful fro the good and the bad.

  18. Here's my take on it, if a woman is an A cup and feels like she looks like a little boy, naked or dressed, she should do what she needs to do to feel good about herself. I feel like in this case, it's really warranted. I've known girls who were really unhappy with their bodies to the point of not having the confidence to even DATE.

    When it's said and done, a woman needs to feel good about herself. But, you get what you pay for. Don't go out there trying to get a deal and be left with the ugly scars from the backdoor surgery you "got the hook up" on! FAKE BOOBS ARE COOL…IF THEY LEAVE US GUESSING. Same with weaves, booty shots, and botox lip jobs!

    1. I can always tell when botox is being used. It changes the expression. Because your forehead doesn't move or wrinkle like it would normally when you laugh for instance.

    2. " I’ve known girls who were really unhappy with their bodies to the point of not having the confidence to even DATE."

      Hmmm, that girl might have other issues to work through. Once the body is "fixed" it will be something else blocking her from dating. Like someone said upthread, confidence should be rooted in things other than the physical. Yes, a woman should feel good about herself but not all of us were meant to have C,D, DD, E cups, or table top booties. Work with what you are blessed with.

      "But, you get what you pay for."

      Agreed, I'd be so scared to let any discount surgeon operate on me.

      1. I can sort of see where he is coming from on this. I know of more than one 26-30 year old men who have their name shredded in the streets for using Viagra. I don't think he is wrong, women would definitely be less forgiving of this.

    3. I really disagree with you here Danni even though, I understand the essence of your statement. We should work on the things that we are insecure about, but plastic surgery, horse/indian hair and silicone being injected into perfectly fine booties isnt the answer!

      As a guy, anything that leaves me guessing is a total turn-off. Fake hair, fake breast, fake booties have always amazed me because if a man were to get some of the very same things, these very same women with all this fake stuff would have a FIELD DAY clowning his azz on blogs, on twitter and in hair salons all day.

      If I got d*ck implants (some type of artificial meat added to my pipe to give me girth and lenght) would you have a problem with it? And if you did, would you give me sympathy or empathy if I said I did it because I was always insecure about my size?

      I have always wanted a Jim Jones type scruff beard, but it never came (no homo, lol). But what if I went and got some facial hair implanted on my face that gave me that look? Would you think thats ridiculous? And if you did, would you give me sympathy or empathy if I said I did it because I was always wanted a full beard?

      I always wanted a chizzled jaw line, but I naturally got a babyface. What if I get some the fat sucked out of cheeks and from my chin to give me that look? Would you judge me if I made that decision?

      60 and 70 years ago, we barely had the right to vote or eat at restaraunts but somehow, our women still managed to have heads full of real hair, real boobies and booties in various sizes and everything was ok.

      If our women continue to subscribe to the incredulous that they should go and "fix" whatever they may dislike about themselves, our women will continue to look like plastic and think they the hot shit.

      I am a titty man by the way and I hate fake boobs with a passion!

        1. LMAO @ the shimmy comment. Only down south nupes are really into Shimmying. Its truly a dying art. And besides shimmying before 12noon, without music and LB's to do it with is actually rather wierd, lol.

          I do have a baby face, but this has never stopped me from taking women from all the Ques, Sigmas, Alphas or random Iotas who happen to be in the same area when I am on my nupe ish. 😉

        2. Kappa Requirement #2.11: Must find LBs to shimmy with… shimmy'ing by yourself is wack, but with LBs is okay.

          Hide ya brothers, hide ya sons, and hida ya nephews because they raping everybody…

          #justjokes

          Antoine Dobson would be a Kappa though…

      1. I'm gonna venture to say that as a woman, if you got d*ck implants & I obviously tell… I wouldn't care either way. If it gave you confidence in stroke game & left me w/ a smile – I'm all for it. I mean men have Extendz & pumps now anyways so whose to say they aren't already being used.

        & even if I could tell as evidenced by a scar or something, its not like I'm planning to share your d*ck w/ others so it's our lil secret. *shrugs*

        1. SoFlyy you know darn well if you and I were together and I had some type of majical penil implant that would be the first thing you would bring up to hurt me deep.

          I can hear you now "Whatever, I really dont even care, wit your old robotic, silicone dik having azz, lmao".

          or if we broke up…

          "Giirrrlll…I aint even mad. That ninja had a fake dik anway."

          LOL.

        2. Those statements = hilarity.

          & I could probably see some woman somewhere saying them. LOL. So you are most likely accurate. I'm not the type to bring up old things or things you are insecure about in an arguement, etc. Not my style… but I'm not your average bear so I get your point.

      2. I have always wanted a Jim Jones type scruff beard, but it never came (no homo, lol). But what if I went and got some facial hair implanted on my face that gave me that look? Would you think thats ridiculous? NOPE….if that's what makes you feel good about yourself so be it

        I always wanted a chizzled jaw line, but I naturally got a babyface. What if I get some the fat sucked out of cheeks and from my chin to give me that look? Would you judge me if I made that decision? NO a chizzled jawline is HOT!!!!

        If I got d*ck implants (some type of artificial meat added to my pipe to give me girth and lenght) would you have a problem with it? O__o you really need an answer to this one..???? *swallows hard* #havingavisualrightaboutnow

  19. I don't have much of an opinion on the subject of fake breasts, surprisingly. I wouldn't get them myself, but I don't feel any way about women who do or the men who rate them.

    Personally I'm not particularly blessed in the breast department (or the a$$ department for that matter) but I haven't found it a hindrance in any way, probably because what I lack in physical protuberances I make up for in <del>over-</del>confidence.

    1. I was beginning to wonder if everybody had big breast here…

      I wasn't blessed in that department either. On the other hand I don't need fake hair, nails or a$$. I think I said it before, I don't wear anything fake, not even fake brands.

      I feel good about my body, we have been together for 32 years, what's not to like anyway ?!

      It was easy to guess who wrote that post…

  20. When men say they want a girl who is down to earth, they mean your personality, not your breasts.

    ^^^I.Hate.Chu for this statement!

    Here are some exceptions; men understand that they are not the same size and we will work with that, also tan lines receive two thumbs up.

    ^^^I've gotten quite a few thumbs up for my tan lines after i came back from Cali…hell, even when i was still in Cali! lol!

    I'm happy with my Girls & they get a good amount of notice…and they are all natural! To each their own, especially if the implants don't look fake (they fit their body shape/are proportional). In the end, it was their money & not mine…*shrug*

  21. I can't respond to all y'all comments right away, let me just say this.. I've dated.. as in not no one night stand a chick with 36DDD, this was in college… that was fun. I've also dated a chick with a 32A….. that was fun too.

    I like Most.. and everybody that know me, even the haters will admit… Dr. J's type? He likes pretty girls. I'm a face man before body. I wrote this post because I think sometimes people hate on chick's who get the surgery when they don't even know them like that.

    And it's real easy to tell how many people on this thread don't have a clue what they're talking about… The first time I seen and felt fake breasts, I didn't even know until she told me the next day. And i've seen some really good jobs. It's all about how much you pay…. they got the $3k joints where they cut around the nipple, the $6k where they cut a hole in the side of the breasts, and then the $8K where they go through your belly button, leaving no scar whatsoever….

      1. I ain't want to get into this but…

        there's a surgery for men… oh lord there's a surgery for men… they can add like a prostetic into your shaft to make you longer. they can even do botox on your balls to keep hair from growing. they can even give you prostetic balls!!! like the size of eggs.

        the crazy part is there's this nerve in the "damsel motivation 101" that if they knick it, you'll be flaccid fo' life.

        1. Two things…

          1. I most definitely didn't know you could go through the belly button. O_O

          2. LMAO. I was gonna ask about wang surgeries… I mean yea there's that Extendz commercial but I heard those only work for as long as you take the pill. Botox balls and widened wangs… what is the world comin to?

        2. LMAO @ smooth botox balls. Did you see Chappelle's bit about this? I thought he made it up. I had no idea. I think I might be slightly intrigued by scared of a dude with balls as smooth as eggs.

    1. I know WAY too much about plastic surgery for someone who feels ambivalent about it. The "belly button joints" can only be done in certain cases and depends on your size beforehand and where you want the placement of the implants (i.e. underneath or on top of the muscle, which is itself is dependent on how "natural" you want them to feel). Most people who want implants are not good candidates for the "belly button joints" because its hard to precisely shape the implant that way so there's a greater likelihood they'll float and not "drop" properly (see Ivanka Trump circa 2005). Anyway, the cost of the surgery has nothing to do with the way the surgery is done. Good surgeons will choose the best method based on your pre-surgery condition and the results you want to achieve.

      1. That makes two of us who know too much. And actually I have a couple friends who are cosmetic surgeons who told me straight up, you get what you pay for. but what you said about body sixe is right too.

        I be perfectly honest with you, i've dated a couple chicks who wanted to have a surgery or two to enhance the breasts or ass and I basically was like…

        "Nah chill, don't do nothing until you fill out at around uh… 28, and oh yeah, them breasts will be getting bigger when you have kids. So we got time babygirl…"

        Funny story here, I was watching Dr. 90210 one time and Dr. Matlock was asking the couple how old they were thinking they wanted to go back for the vaginal rejuvenation. Yo…. why the dude said 15?!

        Hands down, funniest moment in reality TV ever. Who says that?! His wife had this look on her face like, "let me text my daughter and tell her to put some clothes on.. daddy be tripping."

    2. i had no clue about the belly button joint but i knew that implants apparently feel more real now…surgeons get better as the days pass so it would be hard to tell if they are fake at this point (unless botched).

  22. Dr. J: the crazy part is there’s this nerve in the “damsel motivation 101″ that if they knick it, you’ll be flaccid fo’ life.

    Hey Hey…… Everything (surgery) has its risk rightttttt!!!!! #ManUp

  23. So I most be a rarity on this site as an A cup lol. But I am probably the youngest person posting on this site. Im a tiny person 5'2" and 105 lbs so my breasts look fine on me and I think my confidence nd my pretty face ;D is the reason I dont have a problem finding men. But its funny because my closest friends are all D cups nd up, except one C

    1. Welcome! (I think)

      Unless you're under 20, you probably aren't the youngest. Also, there is at least one other person who said that they are lacking in the chesticles.

      1. Thanks! Im mostly a lurker. But I post my lil 2 cents from time to time. I think this is my second or third post. Im from Jersey City but recently moved to the Baltimore area.

  24. Oh and I actually have a bunch of friends who have fake breasts and they look fine… (my cousin used to manage strippers on the side) (well, they wasn't on they side, but you know what i mean.) and some of them work at Camelot and the Penthouse in DC… a couple even made it to Scores in NYC. The key is to not overdoit, and to pay for it.

    I think Soulja Slim said it best:

    "I'll pay for it, if I want it… I'll pay for it."

  25. I have huge double d's and I used to tell guys they were from an implant that I got for high school graduation… you should of seen the way faces fell in disappointment.

    Anyhoo I am in agreement about lifts- unfortunately most surgeons won't do them until after you've had a child -_-

  26. I like me tittays all nice and brown, so when you walk they drag on the ground. Alright alright alright. It goes a tit a tit a tit a bullspit

    I like me tittays big and black, so when I slap them they slap me back. Alright alright alright. It goes a tit a tit a tit a bullspit

    I like me tittays when they look like me, so when i squeeze them they scream "Skee wee". Alright alright alright. It goes a tit a tit a tit a bullspit

    I like me tittays w/ a bowl of soup, so when I suck them they yell "Ooooop". Alright alright alright. It goes a tit a tit a tit a bullspit

    I like me tittays all the way from china, i like me tittays when they come w/ vagi……

      1. Was that when the A Team threw their shirts in the crowd? If so, i was there…that's when i met you, i believe since i caught a shirt & you went to get Mike, lol. That must've been when i heard the chant!

  27. Question: Does anyone know someone who has had a Vaginal Rejuvenation? Does it change the way the vajayjay looks as well?

    ….and honestly what would possess a female to get one I mean the muscle is naturally built to have some snapback after having kids so WHY OH WHY would a female want to have that unless she was the size of the hoover dam from the giddy up. *shrugs*

    1. I've never met anyone who's had it but you can research it on the net, it shows you pictures and everything…it's interesting.

    2. well they have the rejuvenation and they have a labiaplasty… the rejuvenation really just tightens a tendon down there, so there's no cosmetic effect. i know a chick who had this after a few kids. she said it was a little painful at first, couldn't have s*x for a while, but then she was ok. the labiaplasty can actually make it look better, like if you have dumbo flaps or abnormally huge cltioral hood… I know a chick from HS who had one done out of necessity, shorty said that he clti would come out as far as 3-4 inches. That's got to blow.

  28. An aunt of mine had the surgery in which they put the implants into her breast via her belly button. Her breasts are gorgeous however she did have post surgery complications that lasted for months. I often play with the idea of getting my girls lifted to "perfection". I think I am a pretty woman but I once suffered from "perfection pressure". I live in a beach city in California…the land of the pretentious.

    Recently I met a doctor (a radiologist) at a dinner party that told everyone about a new horrible "phenomenon" women were doing. Patients of his were coming into the hospital that had visited Mexico to get olive oil injected into their breasts to enhance their size. Not only did that not allow him to take an accurate x-ray of the breast it was poisoning their body. I was like is it that serious?

    I don't have a problem with women that enhance themselves, I just don't know if its for me. Give me 10 years though I may change my mind.

    1. So randomness…

      I always thought CA would be a difficult place to live in where it seems everyone is striving for physical perfection. However, I just came back from out west & it the 6 men (which I know is a small number compared to the entire coast) that I met — who were not all rolling together so it's not a birds of a feather thing — were all into the thickly made black/latin sister. It was amazing. I think I pinched myself a few times. LOL. I couldn't believe it. I wanted to come home, pack my ish & move. For real I wasnt eem thick enough for one of the dudes… O_o

      I wondered if it was just his [their] individual preference(s) or a case of wanting what you don't have since I assume there are a lot of extra fit bodies out there.

      1. SoFlyy, if you got it girl..you just got it!! I stay pretty fit with my thickness because of my love for running. Being "attractive" does vary here in southern Cali. I really think my state is filled w/ the most superficial people, I blame Hollywood and every other waitress wanting to be an actress. When I travel in the states I see women of all shapes and sizes getting love. My plus-sized friends out here don't get much love, I feel bad for them. They don't mind if you are thick in Cali just not "Monique size".

  29. IMO, when you look good, you feel good. We wear makeup, hair extensions, fake nails and so on and so on. It all helps to boost one’s confidence. I have 40DD’s and I have no kids. I wear supportive undergarments so when I walk my tittays don’t drag on the ground. Some days I hate the fact that they are so big, but then again there are some days that the girls are high and proud and my confidence level is through the roof. Having a large chest can cause one to suffer from low self-esteem, health problems (i.e. back problems) and all around poor body image. I’m not against anyone “enhancing” themselves with implants, lifts or tucks if they feel that they have an issue. To each their own. However, when you have women going out and having exercise balls implanted into their chests, I can do nothing by shake my head!!

  30. I'm glad a man finally kept it real about breast preference. I think too many men are afraid to say "Yes, I like fake breasts" because let's face it, most women don't have fake breasts so you don't want to piss off the majority of the female population or be seen as an "insensitive" male.

    I've had some work done on my girls after I had my kids, and I've had men who I've been intimate with who couldn't even tell; I had to tell them. If you get them done right by a good doctor, it's really a non-issue. I had a female doc whose main goal is to make her patients look as natural as possible (she would say "You don't want them entering the room before you do"). But I did feel better afterwards. I'm more proportional and my boobs no longer look like fried eggs, which is what I was left with after breastfeeding and losing baby weight. I couldn't go through the prime years of my life like that; I would have been miserable.

    No regrets, and I see nothing wrong with it so long as you get it done right. Although fake booties kind of creep me out……

  31. so Dr J.

    I should have been here today. This post is an epic. I haven't even read it yet. Just got thru the title and picture and I had to comment and tell you good looks.

  32. I am a 24 yr old female from west africa that definitely has "african boobs." Im only a 34 b and my boobs hv been saggy from inception aka puberty. For a long period of time i had issues wit my chest but now i am quite proud of my saggy tits. This is what nature has given me and i absolutely had no choice in the matter so i've decided to embrace em. I always say that at least i wont have to worry about them fallin after i hv kids or get old. thats 1 traumatic experience i get to skip. So far, I havent had any negative reactions to my breasts from members of the opposite gender. I think the key is to be comfortable with yourself. I love my body the way it is and if i encounter a man that is not comfortable with the way i look then he is obviously not worth my time.

    I dont think that there is anything wrong wit someone getting breast augmentation or any other form of plastic surgery. if that is something that u feel u nd to do then do it. the key is to know what u r getting yourself into.

    1. I am highly amused by this. I love that you admit to having saggy "African boobs" and loving it. I think you have made my day. 🙂

      Also, welcome!

  33. Fake breast, real breasts? Don't really matter. Oh that scar (not on your face)? That doesn't matter either. Nor do stretch marks.

    The things people are forgetting is that if the true reason getting surgery is low-self esteem, changes are (if money is right) they'll go in to get something else "fixed." Plastic surgery is an addiction for some. Changing their bodies as some attempt to fix the ugliness on the inside. Ugliness?!?! Yes. We all picture some sad story how some woman or guy just wants to feel better. I don't know about you all, but people with low-self esteem are the greatest assholes. They hate you and hurt you b/c they hate themselves.

  34. Is there any other straight woman who loves (touching) big breasts ?

    Just wondering, my friends think I am strange…

    1. I actually squeezed a large breast for the first time recently (and I'm not getting into how or why that happened) and I was like um….this….is amazing.

    2. Now that I think about it, the only people I know that would be down for that kind of behavior are women who aren't very blessed in that area. Also, I've just never really had the urge to touch another woman's breast, so I don't know if I'd like it or not. That said, I like touching my own. 🙂

  35. First off let me say… I completely disagree with the good Doctor.

    Ass is way more valuable in today's society than breast. And you can thank rap music for that. They are more practical (backshots) and they actually live up to the hype.

    This may shock people, but breast don't feel that nice. Its just a chuck of fat. But BUTT. Butt feels great. Its like wrapping a pu$$y in bubble wrap. Do you know how much fun bubble wrap is? You can never have that much fun with breast.

    I am not saying I don't like a nice chest. I am just saying it doesn't even belong in the same category as Butt. For me Butt and Face are one category. See you can be a dime with a flat chest, a dime face and a butt. But no way, LET ME REPEAT NO WAY can you be a dime with a big chest and [email protected] . You gotta have some kind of curve back there to quantify as a dime.

    The key to breast is in the shape NOT THE SIZE! Sorry to the africans but you need to have little slope. Its about having nice nipples shape, color (of nipples), and the direction that the nipple points. The rounder the better. Not the bigger the better. People always get that confuse. That doesn't just apply to breast, also ass, and faces. People are attracted to round shapes, it reminds them of the confront of the womb. That is why mastercard's logo is two circles. People like round. So breast that look like triangles get a fail.

    There are very few breasts that are so bad that I consider implants an improvement. To me, looking at a women's body is seeing some natural and kinda personal. If a doctor creates it, it ruins alot for me. Plus I hate the bolt look they give women. Most of the fake ones I see are in porn. And to be honest, I can't watch most scenes with those volleyballs stuck on a chicks chest. Those aren't breast those are implants I am not stupid enough to fall for the that. Haven't watch Lacy Duval since she screwed her body up. I hear in the real world most implants look much better now…… I am willing to give them a try.

  36. damn all that typing just to end up in moderation: Try again:

    First off let me say… I completely disagree with the good Doctor.

    A$$ is way more valuable in today’s society than breast. And you can thank rap music for that. They are more practical (backshots) and they actually live up to the hype.

    This may shock people, but breast don’t feel that nice. Its just a chuck of fat. But BU++. Bu++ feels great. Its like wrapping a pu$$y in bubble wrap. Do you know how much fun bubble wrap is? You can never have that much fun with breast.

    I am not saying I don’t like a nice chest. I am just saying it doesn’t even belong in the same category as Butt. For me Butt and Face are one category. See you can be a dime with a flat chest, a dime face and a butt. But no way, LET ME REPEAT NO WAY can you be a dime with a big chest and [email protected] . You gotta have some kind of curve back there to quantify as a dime.

    The key to breast is in the shape NOT THE SIZE! Sorry to the africans but you need to have little slope. Its about having nice n!pples shape, color (of n!pples), and the direction that the n!pple points. The rounder the better. Not the bigger the better. People always get that confuse. That doesn’t just apply to breast, also a$$, and faces. People are attracted to round shapes, it reminds them of the confront of the womb. That is why mastercard’s logo is two circles. People like round. So breast that look like triangles get a fail.

    There are very few breasts that are so bad that I consider implants an improvement. To me, looking at a women’s body is seeing some natural and kinda personal. If a doctor creates it, it ruins alot for me. Plus I hate the bolt look they give women. Most of the fake ones I see are in po#n. And to be honest, I can’t watch most scenes with those volleyballs stuck on a chicks chest. Those aren’t breast those are implants I am not stupid enough to fall for the that. Haven’t watch Lacy Duval since she screwed her body up. I hear in the real world most implants look much better now…… I am willing to give them a try.

    1. "People are attracted to round shapes, it reminds them of the confront of the womb. That is why mastercard’s logo is two circles. People like round. So breast that look like triangles get a fail."

      Very interesting analogy #thatisall

  37. 1. No matter what a man likes tits ass (luckily my momma blessed me with both) I JUST need to know he finds my body attractive.

    2. I will so get cut up. In fact I want a bigger ass. and if I have kids Im getting a mommy makeover.

    3. ASS gets me waaaaay farther than my tits ever have!

  38. Girls who get boob jobs trip me out when they ask, "Do you want to feel them?" I have a nice natural rack (won't tell you my exact size, but it's more than a handful), and I must say cleavage is my friend. I show the girls off as much as I can. So if a woman isn't as blessed as I am in that department, who I am to judge her for getting augmentation? I say to each his own, because I have a feeling the girls will need a lift in about 15-20 years…

    Oh, and you get 10 cool points for Keeping Up with the Kardashians being your favorite show! 😉

  39. I used to be super anti-surgery but since living in L.A. I'm exposed to it on a regular basis and while I still hate fake looking bimbos and "perfect" barbies I've come across some very natural looking women with breast implants that also looked very natural… That was kind of a revelation for me. I guess that's also why fake boobs get a bad rep… Most men can't tell they're fake when it's a good boobjob.
    So yeah… Fake or natural, as long as they're big I don't mind.

  40. The dude who wrote this is a complete freaking moron! No one cares that you like big fake plastic books and a fake bitch. Natural women will always be #1 bc at the end of the day no man is going to stay with a plastic woman. You are just their for the time being to get laid. You won’t be attracted to that bitch when she is 60 with all them fake parts so plus don’t kid yourself. I’m a 34A petite and small and would not change that for any stupid ass man.

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