Check out my dude Ralph Fornoles aka Pino44 with a guest post fo dat @ss! While I recover from my bday week, enjoy this post!
What is best way to find the Woman of your dreams? Be the opposite sex’s worst nightmare – WHORE IT OUT.
Ok, ok – it’s frowned upon by woman in society, and revered by other males out there – It’s a double standard, but f*ck all that; we all can learn a thing or two by just trying to get our rocks off. If you’re in a relationship you already aren’t feeling, and you’re looking for substance (eventually) and a chance to live out the dream through quantity, consider the plentiful-path of a pathological player. Here are the advantages of putting in work and getting your stats up, ultimately to find T H E O N E:
The Skittles Tactic – Taste The Rainbow!
Guys – Lower your standards and get it in – WITH EVERYTHING! I mean ugly girls, pretty girls, white chicks, hood rats, Indians (red dot and/or feather), Chinese, Polish, Nigerians, etc. That way, you’ll know so much about your preferences with girls that you can have goddamn PowerPoint presentation of the exact attributes you look for in “the one.” (Beware: If you OD, you may become a lyin’ a** cheater in the end, who’s used to variety, so know when to stop.)
Let it all out
Rarely does someone marry their first love, but they’re out there. Chances are it could be one of your friends. Sorry to say, but don’t end up a fool like them, worrying about what you could have hit, or could’ve smashed FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. Just do you until you meet that special one, and like Maxwell, you won’t EVER have to wonder.
Embrace The Evil
F*CK WHATEVER EVERYONE THINKS ABOUT YOU! BE SELFISH. Whoring it out is about having fun. It’s about DOING YOU. Don’t worry about everyone else criticizing you for fucking everything. They mad because they can’t get away with it. Besides, this will give you a better appreciation when you cross back to the good side and be an outstanding citizen.(Thank Me Later on that one!)
The Ending is all that matters
All this player sh*t is just like playing in regular season games anyway. In the grand scheme of things, the sh*t doesn’t count! When it’s time for your Superbowl and you finally give your MVP the ring, you end up exactly like any other person in a long term, faithful, and successful relationships – happy and a winner of the championship when it’s all said and done.(but…with a whorish past, of course).
In closing, don’t feel bad for slaying everything in sight. I just gave you an innocent pass on a guilty pleasure. Remember, they never said you can’t turn a jump-off to a housewife!
Written by Ralph Fornoles