SBM: Man I love Atlanta!
Ms. Hater: Why is that? I know you are going to say something ingnorant.
SBM: Ignorance? From me? Miss … I think you have me confused.
MsH: Then do tell … why do you love the A?
SBM: All these strip clubs! Last night, I threw so much money in the air that the owner of the club dispatched 2 search parties to find his customers.
MsH: Ugh. I don’t know how you can go there. Those girls all have Daddy issues, hate their lives, and aren’t in school.
SBM: *sigh* … you are so misinformed. Let me school you.
MsH: School me?
SBM: Yes. Let me tell you …
The SBM’s List of Huge Stripper Misconceptions, Misunderstandings, and Falsehoods!
Stripper’s aren’t really in school
I don’t know why people think strippers aren’t really trying to pay off tuition bills. In my college’s newspaper, a local strip club ran an ad every week trying to recruit girls. Still, I have stronger proof.
First: While out at a club in Texas with a friend, he notices someone he knows. Apparently, someone in his biology club was stripping … for the tuition. BTW, he went to Unv. of Texas – Austin … a good school. And being the classy guy he was, he said hi … and then got a dance.
Second: It’s the end of the night. Bazz & Krue is closing up for the night. As I grab my jacket, a young employee begins her plea. “Please ya’ll … I got to pay my tuition”. And just to prove it … she holds up her community college bill for everyone to see. Yes … she was in school. Myth … Busted!
Strippers hate stripping and want to do something else
While at a strip club in Texas … another night, another club … I was having a deep conversation with one of the employees of this fine establishment. I often find myself having deep heart to hearts at the shaka joint where I can help these girls find focus for their lives n sh*t. This career oriented individual, who was really beautiful (and not just stripper pretty) was telling me of her problem.
Chardonnay Honey Brown: I just don’t know what to do.
SBM: Tell me your problems.
CHB: Well …
SBM: Hold on, I didn’t tell you to stop dancing.
CHB: Sorry. But guys always come in here and tell me I’m beautiful. They say I’m pretty. And then they tell me I should be a model. What’s wrong with them!
SBM: What is that a bad thing?
CHB: *after finishing her handstand* I don’t want to be a model. Why can’t I make a good stripper!?!?
Yes … she wants to be a stripper. She likes her work. Myth … Busted.
Every strip club is a brothel
If one more girl tells me that you can just walk into a strip club and buy some p*ssy .. I may sadly be forced to slap a female.
Are some strippers whoring themselves out … yes. Are some strip clubs that are fronts for brothels … probably. Are some massage parlors fronts for whorehouses … sure. But just like there are still legitimate massage parlors out there, there are a lot of legitimate establishments where girls take off their clothes … and nothing else. I haven’t tried … but I know several people who have been stopped cold while trying to buy a “special” lapdance. You saw Player’s Club! Myth … Busted!
Now you know … stop acting the fool.
Got a nugget of strip club knowledge to add … drop it in the comments.
– SBM aka King of the Shaka Joint aka “Make it rain … what the f* for when I can get a dance?”