Double Standards are everywhere!
I mean … some of them really suck … some of them are helpful … some of them just …well, don’t make sense. Most of the people that complain about double standards benefit from some of them simultaneaously.
Double Standards are everywhere when it come to the sexes. There are things that a guy can do that are just not acceptable for a female. There are things a woman can do that are unbecoming for a man. Let’s take some time to focus on the later.
*break* (for those of you unclear about what a double standard is)
A double standard refers to one class of entities being treated differently from another class of entities, and implies an unfair or unjustified differentiation. Double standards can be applied to many entities including people, groups, and concepts.
So, as a public service to all of those soft, simping, lame, punk sumb*tchin misinformed males,
SBM presents the Double Standard guide for men
aka … sh*t she can get away with that you can’t.
I think this goes without saying. Sure if your parent dies, someone kills your dog, you get kicked in the balls, or someone throws sand directly in your eyes (the eyebrows and eyelids don’t count) … then let the tears fly, but otherwise … man up! Your just not allowed to cry. Bambi’s mom got shot … man up! Your girl just left you … man up! You caught your best friend giving your wife the “bidness” … get the shotgun because its time for someone to die, then man up!
I polled the world on tongue rings many years ago, and there is one thing well agreed upon fact: men don’t wear tongue rings. If they do … they
duck sick don’t appreciate the company of women. I don’t care if its a stud, hoop, or a spinning glow in the dark piece, it does not belong in the mouth of a man. On women it can be sexy, implies good fellatio head kissing, but sadly there are some warped men who didn’t get the memo.
Men get mad … that’s our right under the law (as long as no one gets hurt)! But, to b!tch, moan, complain, or generally make a pouty face is not flying. While its annoying as hell when a woman does this and may be grounds for instant dismissal, it’s expected and understood. Women can get mad, make all kinds of faces, I wouldn’t even be shocked if she held her breath until her face turned blue (wtf are ya … 5?) but for a man, it’s … unbecoming.
Touching a stranger of the opposite sex
Ever been in a club, supermarket, or church and just had someone randomly grab or rub your chest, ass, side, or other sensitive area. If you are a guy, you turned around thinking “who is looking to come home with me!” If you are a woman, you thought “who is fiting to get stabbed!” Women can touch, rub, grope, stroke, jerk whatever they want on a man and be well recieved (unless she looks like she got mushed in the face as a baby), but a guy will get
stabbed arrested. Don’t do it to yourself!
Kissing someone of the same sex
I really don’t even feel like wasting time elaborating on this one, but let me make it clear. Two women kissing = sexy. Two guys kissing = vomit! And I’m not just saying this as a heterosexual male, women have told me they rather see lesbian porn than gay porn. Two women are just soft, gentle and beautiful. I’ve never seen two men kiss, but I imagine some weird fight for dominance.
Talking about masturbation
Just like same sex kissing, with women its this sensual and erotic moment and with guys its just this dirty
yet daily act. Its like comparing a ballet to the dutty wine. Talk about it around other guys, “no homo” moment. If she is talking about methods, toys, shower heads, and time …sexy as f*.
Putting anything in or near your anus
Ok … I’m really not gonna explain this.
I hope this PSA helps your average
b!tch ass n***a soft guy.
– SBM aka B* N* Deterrent aka Simp Slayer