Look into this ASAPtually.

After almost 30 years of living in pizza warming depravity, a close friend of WisdomIsMisery recommended he cook his leftover pizza in the oven instead of the microwave. I decided to chronicle this life altering event for your viewing pleasure. I hope you all walk away a better person having seen the profound effect cooking pizza in the oven instead of the microwave had on my life. On everything I love, I vow never to heat a piece of pizza in the microwave again. If I have to choose between microwave pizza and starvation, let’s just say I hope you enjoy my obituary.

I was once blind, but I can see clearly now the rain is gone. #GodIsGood.