You got the juice now.

For centuries the overwhelmingly optimistic happiness of white people has perplexed the masses. I too was confused, but fortunately, I live somewhere that is awash with people of European descent. Therefore, like the great explorers before me, such as Christopher Columbus and – insert list of other explorers here as I never really paid attention in history class – I set out on a personal quest to discover why white people are so happy. Below are my startling findings.

– WisdomIsMisery