5. You think the young girls are doing too much. Totally forgetting that you used to be “doing too much.”
When I was young I would throw on some shades, a nice button up, fancy blazer and fresh new kicks to hit the club. Now when I see someone spend too much time on their outfit just to go spend some money at the watering hole, I’m confused. Then there’s the dancing, as you get older you find dancing to be the biggest waste of energy and space in the club.
61. One part of your body must always be touching the bar if there aren't any chairs.
The gangsta lean in the club is a mainstay. Once you get too old to be on the dance floor cutting a rug, you and your crew goes and finds, “a post up spot.”