As an adult I have earned the right to spend my discretionary funds on whatever I please. For some reason, we just don’t like anyone telling us what to do with our money. That’s not to say I don’t spend money on some frivolous items. There are some nights, days, and items that I’ve purchased that I wish I never did. I know what my vices are, I hope you know yours. Today, along with a fresh mix from Carver The Great, I’m dropping my list on the 8 things we blow money fast on.
Admin note: The mix is on the last page.
11. Strip clubs
You can make a good argument of how the strip club is probably the only place where you genuinely get your money’s worth. It’s the tipping part that gets out of control. The strip club is the only place that you actually get what you paid for, you wanted TNA and you get TNA. Once you start trying to turn a lap dance into a happy ending, you’re wasting your money.
Hey guys, I have a great idea. Let’s put a red rope over here in front of these couches and call it VIP. Then, let’s sell bottles in that roped off section of the club with a 1,000% markup and see what happens. Voila, the greatest night of your life.
Good idea moron, now go piss out that greatness with a side of headache.