I’ve been on mental vacation since my birthday earlier this week. With the exception of watching Gunplay from MMG get thrown around like a ragdoll, I haven’t paid much attention to any news in the Entertainment business. I had two choices today on what I wanted to do for my humorous post on Friday. It was between “Chris Brown be winning” and “Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj beef.” Now, Chris Brown do “be” winning, but it’s never “winning” to talk about that; especially on a site that has such a large female readership. Therefore, I came up with a list of Ten Reasons Why Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey are Beefing, check it out.
1. After the release of Rainbow in 1999, Mariah Carey purchased the exclusive rights to the color, pink. Nicki Minaj’s hair is pink. Mariah feels she’s entitled to a royalty check. By royalty we mean that Nicki must curtsy each time she enters the room with Mariah and refer to her as “Your highness.”
Her hair really is pink though…
2. Despite the rumor that Eminem had an affair with Mariah Carey it turns out it was at this time that “Roman” had an affair with Mariah Carey. This now clears up any confusion about what exactly, “Roman’s Revenge” is about. The side effect? Nicki suffers from multiple personality disorder and every 30 minutes she turns into “Roman.” Roman is upset that Mariah stopped calling him after the affair.
HA!
And I was over here thinking it was simply because Mariah doesn't believe that Nicki is talented enough to judge talent! (…and I agree with her)
LMBO!
Silly me…
"5. Mariah Carey can’t rap, therefore, Nicki Minaj should stop singing. Also since Mariah Carey can’t rap, Drake should also stop singing. Nicki and Drake roll together, so they one in the same."
So much for looking like I'm doing work at my desk.lol
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cthu and lmbao…tooooo funny. Great post for a friday.__Happy hour here I come…lol.
"3. Mariah Carey reinvented herself and career with her hit single, Honey. The song features, The Artist Formerly Known as Sean ‘Puffy’ Combs. We know him now as, Diddy. Diddy is Nicki’s former manager but did not sign her to Bad Boy. It is essentially his fault that she’s stuck on Young Money with a martian and emotional wreck of a woman named, Aubrey. Diddy and all his friends must die."
LMAO! "An emotional wreck of a woman" named Aubrey."
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Happy belated birthday Doc! Sorry I missed it.
#4 had me cracking up
Just wrong for that PraiseGod hashtag lol lol
6am over here and I’m laughing my butt off!
LOL@ Mariah's lack of hit singles is a sign of laziness. Thanks for clearing up the Idol beef for us!
Oh shit the number 5 is killing me ahahahahahaha!!!
(can we have the Chris Brown be winning though?)
LMAO… I think it's as simple as this
Nicki Minaj is new money and ghetto new money at that…
Mariah, while never rich, was never ghetto poor so let's say suburban old money…since her music career money's been coming in long enough by now-Diva so she's stank with a touch of class
Nicki hasn't learned that, yet. 🙂 She's still "pop off" stank. lol
One is a snobby beotch one is a ghetto beotch…at the end of the day it's about prefixes.
I'm disappointed in anyone with millions having the audacity to be upset about anything at all. lol Outside of losing loved ones or similarly heavy issues, what the hell is there to be mad at???
Very descriptive post, I liked that a lot.
Will there be a part 2?
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